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- Where's the motherfucking minirants you sumbitches? Seriously.
- Spector case.....run by idiots?
- Your Day Is Coming, Medical Director
- Sony and the RIAA
- People who feed strays
- I pit my former co-worker
- It just works...except when it doesn't.
- Gas Out? Are you really that stupid?
- Please! Take those white socks off when wearing Tevas; or I'll cut your feet off!
- Sorry my son and I walked in on your public Porno-mag shoot.
- Gah...must.....rant....tooo many incidents of 'incidences'
- jaywalking is still an offence punishable by the highway traffic act & cops are dicks
- To the fuckwit who keeps stealing my newspaper: STOP !
- Don't forget to pack your brain when on vacation.
- Are they grooming a Bush III?
- To the asshole who spoiled my gig last night
- I invent the Gary T Cash Register.
- Rolling stops at stop signs.
- What do you believe that you could only say in the Pit?
- Get A Grip, Larry!
- Another climber left to die on Everest.
- Cheney criticizes Geneva Conventions -- to West Point cadets
- Dead IROC Driver
- George Through the Looking-Glass
- This burns me up!
- The Press Gives Toyota a Free Pass
- Students! Come rant! it's that time of year!
- China, poison, again! (RO? Maybe...)
- Polish government to probe if Teletubbies are gay
- Sad lot
- Damn. Wrong president, wrong son.
- Alabama Dept. of Homeland Security says SDMB is hotbed of potential terrorists
- Trotsky. For the lack of God, Trotsky.
- Pitting Managers trying desperately to sound like Managers
- List your pet peeves, technical support folks of the Dope
- i pit Satan
- Cowards Attack the Dead
- What? No pitting of the Supreme Court yet?
- Insider Scoop Theatre
- On the closing of the Omegaman thread
- Community Candy Jar Pigs
- Man, I hate hippies
- Work Rants (add yours)
- John Tesh Suckles Falwell's Necrotic Ballsack
- Is That TB Guy The Biggest Asshole Ever, Or What?
- Wanna see who can make the most noise? I'll take that bet, motherfucker.
- Okay, so I lied about PBS pits being semi-annual
- Damn. I wanted to play with Damien.
- WTF mate. Thread vanishes in GQ, thread locked in Pit.
- Irresponsible motherhood. (Recreational outrage, I guess)
- Temp Agency of DOOM (long)
- Idiots with Technology (the end user strikes back)
- Comments on Registration Agreement
- Random acts of Asshattery
- Nihilism Award To Linda Carlson: She's Here, She's Queer & She's In eHarmony's Face
- Sushi is not a fucking lifestyle, you idiots.
- Frank (not a rant)
- Fuck me!
- Be mad at him? I'm going to KILL that bastard!
- Hey Gary Sheffield! I have a theory, too!
- Bush gave away $30-billion the other day for AIDs research.
- Can we please stop feeding the trolls?
- Now that there is some good old fashion GOP truth telling.
- Bush Admin fights to stop meat packers from testing all carcasses for mad cow disease
- Whoever Came Up With The Concept Of Using Golf Umbrellas In Urban Settings: F.O.A.D.
- Focus on the Family veep explains why perforated uteruses are a GOOD thing
- Hey cyclists, d'ya wanna stop running red lights please?
- God damn shaving
- The medical school admissions rant that must be written
- To the creepy bastard who had nothing better to do than scare me shitless tonight....
- Enough with the Chinese menus!
- Thread Hijacking
- Pitting all the morons in the whole Monster Pig/Hogzilla trainwreck
- Traitor gets 30 months
- Laundry room thief: you thought I wouldn't notice?
- Christopher Hitchens, you stupid git
- Group wants to protest soldier funerals because sinful tolerance of Gays and Lesbians
- It's powder, you see? So it's not dangerous!
- This is a cocktail bar, not fucking Jamba Juice
- Business Telemarketing: A Deeper Evil
- It's a fucking ON ramp, dickweed!
- I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it
- Third in a series: Can Bush pick 'em or what?
- Paris goes free! WTF?!
- State Farm is a bunch of fucking crooks and liars
- Straight Men, Intimacy and Porn
- Fuck Off
- Propane Exchange
- May I be very un-PC and tell the truth re: Hilton?
- A Japanese war memorial? <sputter> ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!
- Bork falls down stairs, sues Yale Club for $1M
- If you're the world's tallest man, STAND AT THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I pit people who care for 'cute' animals over human suffering (weak)
- The Emperor of the world wants a Car Stereo
- People who don't tip
- Fucking asshat with a cellphone
- lissener, you're a shitstain.
- Goddamn car alarms!
- Why look it up if we can bother other folks? (mild, lame)
- Incredibly, a Used Car Salesman is cloying, insulting, racist, pushy and presumptive.
- Bush: Kosovo Deadline Good! Iraq Deadline Bad!
- I fucking hate my fucking new seat
- Moron Elevator Etiquette
- Dear Asshole Co-Worker
- Sopranos Rant (Nothing to do with the ending)
- I Pit Myself, because I find myself agreeing with OJ
- Fourth in a series: can Bush pick 'em or what?
- What the hell did we do to you?
- Terrifel - Non-lawyers should stay out of legal discussions.
- Fuck Musician's Friend-- you suck (long, boring rant)
- RikWriter - Fairy Tales? Really?
- Nickelodeon and explicit adult sadomaschism.
- American Airlines baggage "tracking"!
- What's going on with the boards?
- Raping comatose children for decades
- Per Your Request, Oh Mighty Christian Warrior
- SDMB bandwidth is STILL lacking and should be sued
- Dude, It's Just A Pair of PANTS!
- Are the grade schools on break already?
- Judd Apatow's Lazily Written Black Characters
- Thanks Dad For Leaving A Mess
- Things you dislike on the SDMB
- The Canadian Cancer Society should be ashamed!
- Telemarketers that target businesses- burn in hell, please.
- Why must you torment me so, Apple?
- This hasn't been pitted yet? Woman dies in hospital when 911 refuses her (Major RO)
- No Mucous in the Restaurant
- Fucking rental DVDs that never work
- ladyfoxfyre >> step in please
- DON’T touch me.
- Dear bigoted Reverand,
- Vonage: Call Me. (But you'll need to use your cell phone.)
- Things you hate on OTHER forums
- Who do you hate more? My answers inside...
- I've had it up to here with apartment life!
- Take your FiOS and shove it! Fun with Verizon.
- Our New Iraq Counterinsurgency Strategy: Surge the Bombings!
- New Minirants! Now with Zesty Filling!
- Selected for Special Attention! (airport security rant)
- 'My community has suffered enough'
- Where's Dixie ?
- Yo! lowbrass! Here you go, your very own thread.
- Fuck Self-Esteem (weak)
- nongoog is either a troll or an imbecile
- All black people are not African American.
- Dear Walter, (warning: RO)
- I thought I'd be purposely inflammatory, just for the hell of it.
- Public Service Rant
- The "I am afraid to have children" argument gains strength
- Dear Thunder Bay Telephone
- Blair coming clean
- GuyNblueJeans, please lay off the fucking emoticons
- Rep. Spencer Bachus takes the "stupid about the internets" crown (gambling hearings)
- You Decide Who Gets Pitted Here
- Why don't men understand conception? Why do women lie about it?
- Blue Haven swimming pools of Phoenix, SUCKS
- Giuliani buggered out of Iraq Study Group to give $$$ speeches
- Weathermen catering to retards
- Viewing Figures
- I pit the management of Bangor, Maine International Airport
- Spare me the soap opera, Ms. Small Business-Person (and other petty consumer rants)
- Twin Boys call their father "Dad." What to do? Kill! (RO)
- Love my fiancé, Wedding Planning can Suck Pit
- Shrub, Do Your Speechwriters Even Care Anymore?
- Eat me, United Healthcare
- Utter ignorance of astronomy
- Making commercial commercials
- Beating a dead horse: Another rant about assholes in a movie theatre.
- Please don't bring your DOG to work with you.
- Father abandons family in 1973. Returns to collect Sept 11th money on dead son.
- I Pit The Pit{again}
- Tony Snow and the new American dictatorship
- If your baby is crying...DO SOMETHING!!
- This is SCIENCE?? RO: Stupid media and IQs
- The lab is broke and fucked. Wha-whoo!
- Cellphone + Pedestrian: Here I thought drivers were bad
- General: US Forces May Be Reduced by Next Year
- Fuck anti-theft tags!!!
- "Help My Baby Live" (ROish)
- What does RO mean?
- Road work
- I fucking hate shorts with fake fucking dickholes!
- Disgusting IRRESPONSIBLE Dunkin Donut commercial
- "Rolling Stone" exposes Bush Admin secret GW-denial campaign
- Hahahahaha! DIE squash bugs, die!!!
- Where there's smoke, there's an asshole
- Steve Martin, What Expensive Habit Do You Have That Requires So Much Whoring?
- Officer says GITMO detainees declared "enemy combatants" without specific evidence
- Why are non-Caucasians called "people of color"?
- I pit software companies who make their programs un-uninstallable.
- Anglican bishops defeat vote to approve same-sex marriages
- Nuke the UN
- I want racism front and center
- Damn Cellphones!!!
- Al Qaeda in Iraq: mutiplying like bread and fish?
- I absolutely despise "the wife."
- 10-year old provoked pedophile! Man walks after 8 months
- Fred Thompson, pitchman: Support the troops by buying stuff from criminals
- Damn rain!
- Does anyone else think Nancy Grace is kind of a dipshit?
- Damn you in the black Audi!!! (Long)
- You complain to our area manager after I go out of my way to do you a favour???
- Rot in prison, you child raping bastard
- "History Rocks"
- eBay really needs to get their act together
- No Anne Coulter Pit thread yet?... Chris Matthews, 6/26
- Low-life scum, Preying on the Unemployed: I Pit Thee!!!
- F U C K Y O U personality test!!!
- In defense of professional wrestling - long
- I can't believe Fox News passes this bullshit off as truth
- You bitchy mcbitcherton!
- Isaiah Washington is a braying jackass.
- I pit rude strangers on e-mail! (Lame)
- lekatt, JUST SHUT UP!
- Calling something you think is stupid stupid is not elitism, 'mmkay?
- Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade Announcer - STFU!
- Toll evasion?! I have E-ZPass!!
- Does this SCOTUS article seem a little biased to you?
- 30 families in this building and I'm the only one whoever cleans the dryer lint traps
- Pharmacies
- Vistaprint, get fucked in the eyesocket!
- ACLU obtains "Presidential Advance Manual" -- "rally squads" to drown out protesters
- Listen up assholes -- How to turn left.
- I pit my "concerned" parents!
- Not quite a street, not quite a driveway: quite a pain in the ass
- I pit Bricker
- Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device
- Craigslist sucks!
- Shut The Fuck Up and Go Home And Kill Yourself
- Stupid fucking kids!
- He says the peacock was a vampire
- Portland spurned! (Beware--scary old-style Pit thread inside!)
- Hooray for partisan idiocy!
- Billy Mays, stop screeching at me.
- Fuck your PR ad! (Lame, probably RO)
- Nigeria is one f###ked up country
- Bush meeting privately with historians, authors, theologians
- No "Pound Me In The Ass Prison" for Scooter
- Bush pardons Libby
- Scooter Libby skates free
- WTF! someone stole my shoes!
- Work fridge: NOT your grocery store
- Yet another reason never to fly United Airlines. (longish)
- 50 Ways to Pardon Scooter
- Goddammit, use your fucking dictionaries! (Very nitpicky)
- Minor pitting: People, courts don't make truth
- Olbermann calls for Bush & Cheney to resign
- New Chick Tract- "Guilty?"
- Celebrate the birthday of your country
- A brief thank you to Microsoft for all the changes in Office 2007.
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