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  1. I don't normally indulge in RO, but DAMN...Daycare workers tape infant's mouth shut
  2. I contaminated the soup?!
  3. OK, NOW I'm REALLY annoyed with the Anti-vaccination crowd
  4. Mr. Dibble is a fatuous asshole. Today, anyway.
  5. Fat, subhuman slob exploits 9/11 tragedy for ATTENTION
  6. I pit you, US womens soccer goalkeeper!
  7. The RC Church would rather have people die than use condoms!
  8. Or you could just turn it off.
  9. Lets go Mets! Let's go STRAIGHT TO HELL!
  10. Woman appears to exploit 9/11 for attention
  11. Alan Keyes, Albigensian Crusader
  12. On coberst (mild)
  13. Fuck off Bitch this isn't fucking fairyland and money doesn't grow on trees.
  14. This university is a complete and utter joke
  15. Dr. Phil gives you ten "laws" of life
  16. Students with ADD getting double time and private rooms on exams
  17. ambaggs, this is the thread
  18. What are your biggest restaurant complaints?
  19. What Good Is My Fucking License?
  20. He is dead. He won't care.
  21. John Bolton calls for bombing Iran
  22. Don't rate the recipe if you don't follow it!
  23. What's up with athletic litterbugs?
  24. My Turn as Customer Jerk du Jour (mild)
  25. tomndebb, not a pitting, just a question...
  26. Old school Princeton gasbags
  27. Please stop shitting on the toilet seat [gross]
  28. The value of an Iraqi life: $15,000. What a bargain!
  29. Harden The Fuck Up, Inigo!
  30. Holding on to Jewish grudges?
  31. Reports of Large-Scale Massacres in Burma
  32. To the mustachioed gater of the tail du jour.
  33. Dear former employer...
  34. Posting wild speculation in GQ & citing "A friend who is usually right"
  35. Are You Serious?! (Mild, Colourless Language Warning)
  36. I'd like to hear a congressman
  37. Let's gripe about social inequality between the sexes
  38. Fix this piece of fucking you shit, you retarded apes
  39. Will everything always be more expensive and just out of reach?
  40. "Dear Justice Thomas, I'm Sorry You're a Shilling Asswipe, Love Anita Hill"
  41. lame shopping rant
  42. She's been dead for 10 years. Let it fucking go already.
  43. Does jargon make you feel smart, or something? (re: "pilot", & lame)
  44. Nun Evicting Fun!
  45. Sandwich fraud?! Fuck you!
  46. Steve MB - where are all the domestic violence victims???
  47. Mother fucking STUB HUB, and a Guy Named Harvey.
  48. The Friday Afternoon Omigods
  49. Robert Siegel (NPR) nails Ed Gillespie over SCHIP
  50. 5-6 week waiting list for dog boarding "pre-evaluations"
  51. You're doing a bang-up job, Texas legislature
  52. Keep God out of the fucking classroom already!
  53. Oral Roberts U. is going DOWN!!
  54. Racism Alive and well in TN. {mild but interesting?}
  55. Goddamn it, Phillies!
  56. (King)George Steinbrenner! You are a total asshole.
  57. Countrymen starving? What to do? Charge farmers with crime of growing food!
  58. United Airlines could be a lot better.
  59. Chicago Marathon runners = morons.
  60. I pit college campus parking
  61. Suck it Buffalo Bills coach!!!
  62. Clerk Clocks Deaf Man for Not Speaking
  63. HA HA! - Stupid paedo!
  64. A Little Lesson In Tact...
  65. What's up with black people, dating, and marriage in adulthood?
  66. I have HAD it with the construction.
  67. Yo! Urinary tract! I pit you! (TMI, duh)
  68. "High Speed" Internet in Residence (mild)
  69. Pin down innocent man, put 7 bullets in his head: Oopsie! Did we violate health laws?
  70. Thank you, Mr. Cab Driver
  71. Leave this kid alone!
  72. My Boss and Coworker just LOVE the South
  73. Wisden's just announced...Ricky Ponting's the biggest wanker to have played the game
  74. F U, Mama Fu
  75. Mrs. Gotbaum and the UnKindness of Strangers (a Toulouse Lautrec pitting)
  76. ipod Classic: total POS
  77. What the hell kind of idiot...
  78. A difference of opinion and a bad track record aren't nearly the same animal.
  79. Christmas?!!!!
  80. A perfected Jew
  81. Coulter - Jews need to become Christians.
  82. Goddam Ambulance Chasing Cop and Her Fucking Lawyer (RO)
  83. Get your rocks ready. Stoning at the highschool at noon.
  84. SIU President shows evidence of graduating Bulla Cum Shit years ago
  85. Kudos to Gore, but who gives a fuck about the Nobel Peace Prize?!
  86. Pets thrown off a bridge in Puerto Rico
  87. Drama Queen?
  88. Someone hit my car? Again?!
  89. US domestic phone spying program began BEFORE 9/11
  90. Motherfucking minirants
  91. One of my lamest rants ever!
  92. RRRRG! No! Shut up! It's irrelevant!! [Deal or no Deal pet peeve]
  93. Damned Phillips Head Screws
  94. California Microstamping
  95. In 2004, Gonzalez (as WH counsel) & DOJ targeted Edwards contributors
  96. Do you WANT him to snap?
  97. Brit teacher who filed suit v. Al Gore's movie was a scumbag corporate shill
  98. I'm getting really sick of valid threads being closed
  99. Union muscles to bulk up under Senate sponsored steroids
  100. I have to enter a title, how does "I'm disgruntled with the mods" sound?
  101. Memo: Effective inmediately some of you must stop using email and revert to faxes
  102. Fuck you with Thor's sparking phallus, identity thief!
  103. The SDMB has a Monopoly on Chicken Littles.
  104. Assholes jumping to conclusions
  105. Aging Vietnam Veteran Transexuals are Impossible to Please
  106. When Lawyers Marry
  107. I hate mornings
  108. Bush: A True Leader (for Horses)!
  109. I'm so tired of stupid sportswriter condescension. (Indians, Red Sox)
  110. My Stupid Ex-Daughter-in-Law
  111. Thanks, CNN, for making the problem worse.
  112. I pit over-cynicism
  113. Birth Control Foe in Charge of Family Planning
  114. I just realized how fucked up my family is, including me.
  115. Jimmy Kimmel, take a bow!
  116. I am so friggin' DONE with CSI: Anything.
  117. Halo 3 Mountain Dew tastes fucking gnarly!
  118. I Pit This Guy at the Office Who Smells Like Hell Crammed Up the Ass of a Dead Salmon
  119. Joe Torre, you're a pathetic douchebag you are
  120. Fucking meters in DC cabs
  121. Fuck you, Anti-gym Jeff Gannon lookalike
  122. Benazir Bhutto returns to Pakistan; crowd cheers; bombs kill 136
  123. I work with a five year old
  124. Oh, NOW I remember. It's because you're a COMPLETE FROOT LOOP!
  125. Apparently it's opposite day
  126. Goddamn fucking right she should sue!!!!!!!!!
  127. Idiot vendors who don't post prices
  128. PSA: Cops ARE doing their job!!
  129. Fucking MicroSoft! (XBox related)
  130. Clean out the goddamned fridge!
  131. Moron dog owners who ignore leash laws (lame.)
  132. After the Catholic Church's Example: How Could This Happen?
  133. Jesus-man! He's everywhere!!
  134. A hearty Fuck You For the Rockies and MLB
  135. If I wanted to keep all my stuff in my pockets, I wouldn't have brought my bag (lame)
  136. Britney's Not The Worst Mom Named Spears
  137. lobstermonster, stick to flipping off little kids
  138. Preppy murderer Robert Chambers arrested again
  139. I pit this "artist" (warning: animal cruelty)
  140. Squib? FUCKING SQUIB!?!?!??!!?!?
  141. If you have $500K in investments and don't think you're rich, you will be beheaded.
  142. I pit the FAA
  143. tell me who to Pit
  144. I hope the Red Sox kill the fucking Rockies.
  145. Let's mini-rant, shall we?
  146. Running and the Knee
  147. A rambling pit of ZT Computers and customer (long rambling rant...fair warning)
  148. That mudda fucka (a voice from the past calls out of the blue)
  149. So, Otto.
  150. Fuck I fucking hate the fucking sand!
  151. What Exit?
  152. A bank error in my favor, and I'm pissed about it.
  153. U.S. imposes new sanctions on Iran, designates Quds Force "terrorist" org
  154. It's Almost Halloween, So Lets Dredge This Up Again
  155. A rebuttal of sorts: Cops should enforce real crimes
  156. Fundamentalist dickhead rant #fill-in-the-blank
  157. American drivers
  158. How do you feel about "Red Shirt Fridays" ?
  159. I pit FEMA... No, make that this whole fucking administration!
  160. "Let's draw a pretend picture of a man stealing our baby," say murdering parents (RO)
  161. Hell, no! Don't show me pictures of decapitated babies!
  162. White lining bikers.
  163. usps.com/household fucking spam
  164. Goodamn coyote on the 25 yard line
  165. I Pit Tourist Businesses W/O Public Bathrooms
  166. Mods: Closing joke pit threads.
  167. Reverse Pitting: Georgia Supreme Court releases Genarlow Wilson
  168. VCO3's real problem with his neighbors: a shocking exposé!
  169. Wanky cheap ass Quality Street
  170. Cock-sucking, mother-fucking Time-Warner!
  171. Welcome back. Now fuck off.
  172. Dreamfall - The Longest Journey irritates me!
  173. Grr... SDMB chooses bad time to die.
  174. No Halloween costumes at work
  175. Just amputate the God-Damn fucking thing!
  176. Get OVER your oh so rebellious selves, dopers
  177. Why most dog owners shouldn't own dogs ...
  178. ESPN MNF rant
  179. "Physically" is the new "literally"
  180. Haha- fuck you Oafrah!
  181. The United Way STILL sucks!
  182. Who are Ann Coulter's fans?
  183. Robbed! Totally! (lame, halloween related)
  184. There's no diversity like liberal diversity
  185. Pitting an insurance salesman and my SIL
  186. What I REALLY want from women . . .
  187. Holy Cow! Or Xenu. Whatever. CHRISTIAN SCIENTOLOGISTS?
  188. Fred Phelps takes it up the ass.
  189. Dog the bounty hunter. You disapoint me sir.
  190. I hope you break your ankle in the moral hazard, Ben
  191. Jena Demonstrations, Part 2: National Black Out Day! WTF?
  192. Why Take the Risks of Dealing with Real Refugees When We Can Steal Healthy Kids? (RO)
  193. Another 'I'm not' Gay Republican Goes Down for the Count
  194. Some shitty mod closed my thread without as much as an explanation.
  195. New Chick Tracts "Where Did They Go?" and "Unforgiven?"
  196. Skipmagic, That was a cheap parting shot.
  197. Nobody believes I'm gay.
  198. Stupid goddamned iPhone commercials
  199. We must protect the enviroment of the moon.
  200. Barack and the National Anthem- how do you feel?
  201. grrrr...spreading ignorance on youtube
  202. Another National Anthem Rant
  203. You continue to prove to me you are a scumbag
  204. The Governor? The President? The Pope? No, Florida Fucking State!
  205. How many different ways can you repackage "10% Benzoyl Peroxide" and call it new?
  206. Halftime, sponsored by Al Gore
  207. Let's Pit the Holiday Season!
  208. I pit people who can't appreciate wildlife unless they can kill it
  209. Explain what you mean, assbitches!
  210. Shepherd. Shepherd, shepherd, shepherd.
  211. Has the SDMB lost critical mass?
  212. Fuck you, Ernie Fletcher and Stan Lee! (Kentucky election gloating)
  213. Sylvia Browne on Montel. Egads.
  214. I BBQ the grocery store. Join me.
  215. While you are re-aligning my Chi, can you also rotate my tires?
  216. I know where I will not be buying my next vehicle.
  217. Brainglutton, I am so tired of your BS
  218. Sun Country, I find your ad campaign a tad condescending.
  219. I pit the sad state of U.S. credit reporting, as well as my family (long)
  220. I pit WHO fans
  221. OK, this whole "tainted Chinese toys" thing has become self-parody.
  222. Haw! Rush, yew is HOZED! (Swallows AGW-denial hoax, line & sinker)
  223. GoDaddy.com and their "redemption period"
  224. Anthropogenic global warming: what difference does it make?
  225. Res Ipsa Loquitur--For My Personal Therapy Only
  226. I'd like to kill my roommate, but I'm afraid just doing it once wouldn't be enough
  227. Grrr...Fox pulls the plug on Packers / Vikings game
  228. I pit the darkness.
  229. NY Daily News Misogynistic Headline
  230. The Diogenes Teleplay
  231. "Gift Cards Are Not Gifts" proclaims idiot columnist
  232. Error in Headlines
  233. In which I reveal Victoria's Secret
  234. XM Radio Cust-Serv, You didn't give me something for free!
  235. My name is not 'Google'
  236. Cannot find server
  237. Waiting for bar results fucking sucks
  238. Announcement at Lowe's: Someone in Corporate, Please Grow at Set!
  239. It only took 23 years for me to give up on you, Knicks
  240. Oi Quartz
  241. OMG, Stop the Presses! [O.J. Simpson media coverage]
  242. Orkin, can't you at least pretend?
  243. Self-storage - You screw up and I have to take time off to fix it?
  244. MySpace Bullying Leads to Suicide
  245. U.S. Bridge Federation slams its victorious team for "WE DID NOT VOTE FOR BUSH" sign
  246. I don't have time for this "e-mail" crap
  247. Pit your co-workers!
  248. My moronic local news "sight" (lame)
  249. 'Tis the Season: Fall 2007 Semester Student BBQ
  250. Rape victim gets 200 lashes - (RO)