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  1. It's. Its. ITS! IT'S!
  2. You can stick CE and BCE in your CO
  3. Restless Leg Syndrome FUCKING SUCKS!!!
  4. white men are obsolete
  5. The sordid tale of Barry Bonds.
  6. Damn kids! Get off my lawn--and out of my rental!
  7. Campus Rants
  8. Posts & the signing thereof
  9. AngryIrishLass, clean up the shit yourself, please.
  10. Fuck the Discovery Channel and Nostradamus
  11. I pit the TV Networks. Or maybe the NFL. Or maybe you.
  12. Head in Assery at the US/Canadian border
  13. Fuck you NFLPA!
  14. Fuck you, Immanuel Kant!
  15. Travel magazines suck.
  16. People who don't take age/size restrictions seriously for their children
  17. Pouring it on? (NFL)
  18. Real Estate Agents of the World - you're ALL NUTS
  19. It's time to start the Christmas Ranting fa la la la la la la!
  20. Trolls, socks and familiarity with the Board.
  21. The Descent of Michael Medved
  22. Geico, I'm aware you exist. But enough is enough, for fuck's sake.
  23. Waitaminit! YOU sexually harass an employee and I have to pay for it?
  24. Illness in offices of large groups of poeple.
  25. If I wanted to sign the fucking card, I would have done so.
  26. Bush Lied, and now we have proof.
  27. I realy wish people would learn how to COMMUNICATE!!!!
  28. What part of "Close This Account Out Now" don't you understand?
  29. Cast your vote: The Worst Person in the World
  30. A big fat 'WELCOME HOME' pit to my brother
  31. Personal information on half the UK? It was around here somewhere...
  32. Today I hate everything (long and totally pointless)
  33. So, What DO you do with the money, fuckheads?
  34. Florida School Contemplates Teaching ID
  35. Petty rant about being short a penny at the store
  36. How to be an fucking useless waste of molecules, presented by Santa Fe drivers.
  37. War on Terror setting new standards for idiocy.
  38. Exaggeration by a UN Agency? Say it Ain't So!
  39. Hogan family fucktards
  40. "Not to be racist, but..."
  41. Pakistan barred from Commonwealth
  42. Don't feed the fucking pigeons, dammit!
  43. Closing zombie threads
  44. Anti-hippy rant Number Two
  45. An Ode to the Assholes that Stole my Beloved Purse
  46. Yeah, we know he's a rapist, but he's the best gymnastics coach in town, so...
  47. Lets sue because you play our songs better.
  48. Holy linguistic bullshit, Batman! "Noose" does not equate to abuse!
  49. Roommates Suck
  50. I pit the National Science Fountain.
  51. Rants of the miniature variety
  52. The Loathsome State of Best-Selling Autobiographies
  53. How many times in an hour can you show the same fucking commercial?
  54. The religion of peace and toleration continues to amaze
  55. Give. Me. My. Motherfucking. Money. Dickface.
  56. Senator Trent Lott announces retirement
  57. Why do most conservatives disbelieve global warming?
  58. Email from the SDMB, circa March 2004
  59. SkipMagic's weekly Pitting
  60. Ahh, Rick Baker, you've finally got the homeless problem all figured out.
  61. Fucking Tasers!
  62. Thanks for buying on ebay!
  63. Disappearing thread? -- "What is my sexuality?"
  64. Do you use Flash to drive work, too? (work related, geeky)
  65. TubaDiva, must be wednesday.
  66. Fucking "Fucking Tasers!" thread
  67. Justice Department tried to subpeona identities of 24,000 Amazon.com customers
  68. Banner ads? You're kidding, right?
  69. I pit a substitute teacher.
  70. Hey, you look trustworthy. Here ya go!
  71. If you're going to call me at 2:30 AM...
  72. Oh shit it's a tipping thread
  73. Rudy's Expensive (to the NYC taxpayers) Booty Calls
  74. Finally, we learn the name of Evil- Lori Drew.
  75. CNN: Do some better background checks, will ya?
  76. Banner Ads: An SDMB Posting Boycott
  77. It's just a Banner Ad.
  78. Is the Blitzkrieg over yet? Can those who don't mind the banner ads come out to play?
  79. Just getting this out of my system
  80. Ward Churchill, Moron Extraordinaire
  81. Does SDMB need a new slogan?
  82. Fuck You Shitty Teacher!
  83. Today's reason to b
  84. Boycotting the banners ads
  85. Deck The Halls With Smith and Wesson
  86. Bomb hostages? Hillary HQ in NH? What IS this sh!t?
  87. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
  88. Is it possible that Joe Biden is really that stupid?
  89. Why doesn't Tuba take her own crap to the Pit? (quite long; mildly acerbic)
  90. George Will and Reality: Distant Acquaintances?
  91. Just... Why? [Teacher arrested over Columbine comments]
  92. Putnam Exam
  93. Pitting the National Review over 'reporter' W. Thomas "Moving Car" Smith, Jr.
  94. Czarcasm. A question, if you would.
  95. RadioTimes.com please get better servers.
  96. Fuck Car Buying (Long)
  97. Illinois State Police Trooper Matt Mitchell may you rot in hell
  98. Move over, Geller: Geo. Simpson, major pistachio, sues everyone in sight
  99. Baltimore firefighter initiates wild noose chase
  100. Pentagon demands wounded vets refund part of their signing bonuses
  101. Yes, we get it - Tom Brady is *the* quarterback
  102. Fuck insomnia.
  103. Fuckers who do Death by Train.
  104. Bush speaking live: Moron TV
  105. Bush speaking live: Moron TV
  106. Good by Jeep. And good riddance.
  107. Welcome to Beirut! (crazy neighbor rant)
  108. I pit Ethos water (Starbucks)
  109. I pit Bertie Ahern and his pay rise.
  110. What a shitty boss
  111. Texas 1 Evolution 0
  112. I Need To Hired A Better Class of Employee
  113. Why are teenagers so stupid?
  114. OMG! Lipstick=Lead=Cancer! Run! Hide!
  115. (Some) Cyclists, I am really getting sick of your shit
  116. Little Girl Takes Six Bullets for her Mother -- the Ultimate RO thread?
  117. It's just a dog, for god's sake!
  118. Fuck you Warner Brothers, and your Dark Knight too
  119. Wasteful Holiday Packaging
  120. Enough with the horrible, disgusting hags in MILF porn!
  121. Get rid of the FUCKING 120 second search limit!
  122. Attack of the Crazy Woman
  123. Next time you go for a fag and leave your mobile phone in the room and it rings...
  124. Threads started a week ago are zombie threads now?
  125. Lame Craigslist Scammers
  126. Somedays I really dislike my sister
  127. Huckabee hates America
  128. Mild objection to a Dex thread closing
  129. What the Hell, Sprint? (Lame)
  130. I pit the Insert key
  131. My superintendent has royally pissed me off
  132. Well, FUCK [back problems]
  133. Am I an asshole?
  134. Hello U.S. Other Countries are here too!
  135. If you didn't hate Hallburton already...
  136. tropicana strawberry melon
  137. I Pit my fucking ears
  138. Kids Kills a Bear, Grandpa in tears, stfu
  139. Aonther E-Mail Thread
  140. Dear quasi-HD broadcasters
  141. Are You a Person For Justice? Got a Couple of Extra Dollars?
  142. Political Haikus - Be Creative
  143. Programming style abominations
  144. Paging John Coffee: We Need Karmic Cancer Redistribution Stat!
  145. Standard for troll-banning
  146. I need a ruling on Insults Outside the Pit
  147. Should "Liar" Be Permissible In GD?
  148. Mom, inviting grandma to live with you is a Very Bad Idea
  149. Merry Fucking Christmas!
  150. Why do some people have to be huge nasty bitches?
  151. In the Land of the Midgets, Alberto Gonzales is King
  152. Christian Persecution on the SDMB
  153. Oddmakers think the Pats will beat the Jets by 24
  154. Polycarp is a Heretic
  155. I Pit stomach flu (TMI)
  156. I'm so fucking tired...
  157. Fed Ex can't ship to Fed Ex?
  158. Gorilla man get a girl frend for fucks sake.
  159. Screw policy, I'm carding EVERYBODY!
  160. The Founding Father's words can't be published without explanation?
  161. Der Trihs: the stomach ulcer of atheism
  162. Nursing A Grievance
  163. Early Marriages
  164. Fucklity, Fuck. Pats Not On TV
  165. Maybe this is an unfeminist thing...
  166. I'm 22, getting married and you can suck it
  167. Sampiro, you need help.
  168. Wordsteal and Wordox
  169. Joe Lieberman will you please go away!
  170. When asswipes fail to return e-mails or phone calls
  171. C'mere you fucking car. You have this coming !
  172. A new Chick tract!
  173. First remove that log in your eye...
  174. Great Weeping Jesus, Tony Kornheiser SUCKS
  175. Fuck you for abandoning her
  176. Texas Board of Education may certify Creationist-based "Science" Master's Degrees
  177. When some animals are more equal than others.
  178. I just saw 'Into the Wild' and all I gotta say is...
  179. My mcDs exit collision with a 5 year old boy.
  180. One year, one month, two days, twelve hours and eight minutes from now...
  181. Two semi-related rants: school buses and bus stops
  182. Laptops are stupid and shitty. Why would anyone buy one?
  183. Coulter Doesn't belive in Evolution
  184. "Get Me a Whopper!"
  185. Nicaragua refuses to release acquitted American
  186. Fuck you, Czarcasm, for locking my thread.
  187. Mientkiewicz baseball debacle given perspective: Papelbon gives 07 WS ball to dog
  188. Sales are down this year. Really?
  189. I Pit the Campaign for America's Future for a Dishonest Report About GOP Obstruction
  190. Giraffe/VCO3
  191. I PIT The ENTIRE Presidential Candidate Slate
  192. Thanks, Rodney Bethea, for your glorification of just what urban youth don't need
  193. Valteron is trolling
  194. Christmas fucked already
  195. Merry Christmas! Here's your gift; lice and electrical fire!
  196. The Beast's 50 most loathesome people of 2007!
  197. Christmas mini-rants!
  198. Hey Valteron! Merry Christmans ( a non-pitting )
  199. Perhaps the mod can inform me of just what I did wrong?
  200. Divorce. on Christmas. Wow. (long)
  201. "My Object All Sublime" (Poetic Justice re Terrorism)
  202. Fuck Christmas Thieves
  203. Seniors can work to pay their taxes!
  204. My effing brother the lunatic.
  205. I pit Yahoo hearts players
  206. Why would any newspaper waste a fraction of an inch of space on Andy Rooney?
  207. I know you IT guys think us end users are idiots. . .
  208. So, was anyone's Christmas more disgusting than mine?
  209. Flat tire + Mocking Swine on a bicycle = DIE-DIE-DIEEEEEE!
  210. Burying the "Jesus Horses" Myth
  211. Women are not necessarily whores.
  212. I pit greedy idiots. (Lame, geeky, full of Mr. Sweary)
  213. Mini-rants
  214. Huckabee hides his sermons
  215. Things I Hate About the Search Function Here
  216. Merry Christmas, Mr Grinch
  217. Yet another texting driver kills someone.
  218. I pit "If x happened, y would say z"
  219. I hate my CEO.
  220. Pro Giuliani group co-chair says we should get rid of all Muslims
  221. You lied about that? For HANNAH MONTANA TICKETS?!
  222. Screw you overabundant fragrance wearer!
  223. Men Aren't Necessarily Stupid (mild)
  224. One of the worst aspects of my Job - Heavy financial risk due to human error.
  225. Time to tell the music industry to
  226. RIAA = Rabies Infected Asshole Attorneys
  227. 2007 Deadliest for US Troops in Iraq
  228. No Mini-Rants Thread, So I'm Fucking Doing One.
  229. Huckabee drives the tank
  230. No, I was not fucking "asking for it."
  231. My co workers are current events illiterate.(Lame)
  232. RO: We are proud to have shared your life (but our stupidity caused your death)
  233. Network sports announcers need to shut. the fuck. up.
  234. Dear Cincinnatians:
  235. Latest Chick tract: "Poor Little Lamb"
  236. Well, fudge (computer problems)
  237. Stop changing my fucking credit card number!!!
  238. Why are all metal analog watches designed with, almost literally, a weak link?
  239. Eat it Hillary!
  240. Why do women have no interest in math/science?
  241. Damnit, Verizon! (again!)
  242. Obama = GW Bush
  243. An Un-Pit of Czarcasm, re: IMHO v GD
  244. So now atheists can't adopt!?! [circa 1970 - ed. title]
  245. You are not only hypocrites, but kind of heartless (Re: Britney's Breakdown and CS)
  246. Rubystreak keep your fucked up reality to yourself
  247. Liberal, would you kindly give it a rest about Andrew Jackson? (mild)
  248. "If you don't like [x], you don't have to do [x]"
  249. Bill O'Reilly crashes barrier, assaults staffer at Obama rally
  250. Fottball Saturation: Or Seriously, What the Fuck?