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- I pit U.S. army Sgt. Evan Vela.
- I want my eighty dollars back, you incompetent ass.
- Bill Maher: Drugs are poison.
- My First RO : Deputy Dumps Paraplegic
- Guess I should have taken up golf... (mild)
- Rush is playing Mafia. That explains...everything?
- History Channel, eat a bag of dicks for shilling Scientology!
- Give me back my 400gbp deposit you cheap fuck!
- I pit Kelvin Sampson and Indiana University
- 21-year-old fratboy Superdelegate; the statue of liberty is kaput, democracy is dead
- I pit VDOT
- Stupid add voicemails
- Officer Rivieri Builds Bridges Among Baltimore's Youth (R.O.)
- Fuckin' Drunk Driver!
- Women can't ref. (RO)
- Perpetuating the stereotype
- Onward Christian Soldiers: Fundies taking over the military
- Why buy from Best Buy when you can get ripped off in Chinatown?
- Obama is vacuous and nebulous
- Another fucking school shooting
- Hannah Montana, scourge of the earth
- Shift Happens
- Saudi to UK: Nice Underground System. Shame if anything 'happened' to it.
- Saudi RO #374 - Burn the Witch
- Olbermann rant about FISA
- signs she's a ho
- The university shooting headline I want to see:
- Spazurek, for the love of god, be a parent!
- £10 Licence Fee to Smoke
- My wife has no sales resistance(mild)
- The OTHER School Shooting
- Being gay can be a real pain in the ass
- Fuck you, insurance! (lame, whiny)
- Diebold strikes again?
- WalMart customer service
- I pit women who "backslide" long enough to have an abortion, then repent
- Why the fuck can't I just get out of bed and leave the fucking house?
- Murderer is "a hero" for confessing? (RO)
- Is Lou Dobbs actually retarded?
- We're not a senior daycare! (An Open Letter)
- Mild Pitting Regarding The Use of The Term "Drone"
- Realtors Suck
- It's popcorn! How fucking dumb are you?
- FreeCreditReport.com commercials.
- Thank you Dan Simmons for that 725 page fucking PART ONE
- Bad design in Vending machine.
- Screw you, Rite-Aid (Mild)
- Crime Kills 8, Mourning risks more (kinda long)
- Does Bill O'Reilly know what a patriot is? Answer: No
- The Stray Cock Express
- Rant here about Sadistic Design. (In general)
- Vista, ubuntu, my new $2000 'puter, and fuck
- I pit the Verizon Coupe on behalf of America's seniors
- Atheist zealots annoy me to no end.
- I like Wal-Mart, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
- Religious zealots annoy me to no end.
- can this kill my son? need answer fast.
- What fresh Hell is this? [embedded ads]
- Rush Limbaugh and drugs
- I pit my developing racism
- A Conversation + 2 Accordions
- And If There Was Any Doubt About Dumbfucks in Detroit
- To the walking waste of biological matter that stole our donation jar:
- Kwami Kilpatrick and Detroit
- Babelfish in the workplace
- 7 hours. 40 minutes. And Counting. Enough already!
- Yeah yeah yeah is a stupid expression.
- The masturbatory "we're smart" threads
- Obama needs history lesson on Cuba.
- Wife "UPSOLD" on Car Services!
- It's called "staffing levels," assholes. Look it up.
- Nader In: Chance for Dopers to Elect McCain
- Doc, I like you but anal leakage, no way
- Dear Applicant, just ONE follow-up call is enough!
- Three people using "CalMeacham" is the same as one person having multiple socks.
- Obama In A Turban
- Rush Limbaugh wants to swap D-R colors (or at least change the subject)
- Ugly chick is "too pretty to fly"? WTF? (RO)
- Fuck "New" Yahoo Mail - the old one wasn't broken
- Will Creative Loafing get this board working properly?
- Too pretty to fly!
- BrainGlutton, an extremely mild pitting.
- Ikea: what a bunch of bastards
- Fucking TV screens shoving ads in my face AT THE GAS PUMPS
- Mutant nuclear albatross pood on my car.
- 1% of America's adult population is in prison
- Air Force Uber Alles!
- Why did you go from inevitable to unlikely? Stupid shit like this.
- Online real estate shopping is a fucking joke.
- If not here, then where?
- Stores that sell you the display model
- Vista file search - whaaaa? (no wildcard search ability???)
- New Chick Tract: "Fatal Decision"
- Queen of England and weird photographer.
- GRRR! Women at bars! Square peg round hole.
- People who would strangle other kids to save their own are fucked up
- People who use you as a backup plan
- Slowpokes! Sssloooooopooookes! G**D*** SLOWPOKE BUS DRIVERS!
- Don't talk behind my back!
- Abu Ghraib: further photos
- Hillary, please bow out.
- Fuck France, and Fuck the French!
- Hillary, Hillary , Hillary [shaking head] Obama not a Muslim "...as far as I know."
- Is being a sociopath a job requirement for salesmen these days?
- Pizza and brawls.
- Is Bush a mouth-breather?
- Marine throws puppy off a cliff
- Open primaries - How 'bout you vote for who you want to be president, dillweed?
- Happy Schadenfreude for Mr. 18330-424
- I pit the short bus passengers who previously owned my house
- Is it lame to still rant about IE?
- Starving and waiting for surgery (my husband's in the hospital)
- Frucking neighbor's tree and ice
- Weiners driving with cell phones (Minor RO)
- There is only one candidate with a voice that isn't super fucking irritating
- It's a thermostat! USE IT!
- The Minirants Thread Rides Again!
- Hillary Clinton, why do you hate America?
- It's a fucking tower block you wankers.
- Can we leave wallet guy alone?
- FAA gives Southwest pass on safety violations
- Conservatives: shut the fuck up about the movie "Stop Loss" (Boxed spoilers)
- Damn Snow, f*ck'n wrist
- Wiggles–how do I hate thee?
- Is lekatt a troll, or is he just that stupid?
- Please. I'm begging you. SHUTUP ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON ALREADY
- A word about raw milk, if you will
- Josef Mengele, DDS (personal, long)
- I Got Yer Army of Book Scanning Robots Right Here
- Just a brief Fuck You to Der...
- 30 Whacks with the DUH Bat, Ohio Dems
- Q.E.D. please be nicer
- I pit the world's wimpiest snowblower
- Fuck you NYSEG
- "Job Hopping" prejudice is ageism in disguise
- For f... [can we swear in pit thread titles?]..ck's sake - Synchronise UK and US DST!
- Pro-Obama Dems: No more Clinton-bashing, please!
- Brazil84 is a fucking moron
- ¡Olé Zapatero!
- Daylight Saving Time
- Geraldine Ferarro, go blow it out your ass!
- Would he have silenced Publius?
- RO: Graham Towle, rot in hell.
- My mother has a gambling problem.
- It's 3 a.m., I must be Sinbad
- Admiral William Fallon, head of CENTCOM, "retires"
- AFA Condemns Day of Silence
- OK State Rep. Sally Kern: Homosexuality is "the biggest threat" to the U.S.
- Fuck Boeing
- Please stop with the ultra deep voices in commercials
- Kid Dies Imitating Naruto
- Traffic jams due to gapers
- Dunkin Donuts takes on Etymology
- In your FACE, you cheap prick!
- UK Budget
- The Sunny Side of Truth
- "Pillow Angel" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGH
- Please stop using quotes for "emphasis"
- Zero-Candy Policies
- Pentagon study finds no Saddam/al-Qaeda link; W Admin refuses to post it
- A troll too far (2.5 inches)
- Climate Change: hail fascism!
- The Going Rate For a One Legged Hooker
- A quarter of all teenaged girls have an STD
- Recreational Astonished Bemusement: The girl in the drawer.
- Pitting Dog Owner
- Whoever said it will get better" can fuck themselves
- The NCAA Is Run By Idiots
- When Oral Surgeons Go Bad...
- Another long restaurant rant
- Why racism is not dead
- Dekalb GA police s anonymous.. seriously, WTF?
- That Obama guy must be one lazy sombitch
- Stimulus Payments!! Hah!!
- David Mamet creates a disgusting lie about President Kennedy
- Will the real HRC Reveal Herself ?
- Sports Media (ESPN mostly) and College Basketball (mild)
- Pitting the Database
- $1 = 0.987 Swiss francs. Or, is there no end in sight to the dollar crash?
- I pit US Bank
- Pitting the database, take 0.
- Terminator endgame: the database rules
- Dope Server Issues
- Fuck You, Microsoft Word
- Michael Moore is a big fat phony- why do people support this lying hypocrite?
- Dopers are understanding creatures (until their precious message board has problems)
- Jerry the Tech God is not a tech god
- John McCain doesn't know shit about Iraq.
- Hillary, I'm completely disgusted with you. Shut up and go away, PLEASE.
- Is there a woman alive more willfully obtuse than Lynndie England?
- Napier, Please Clarify Your Cockamamie Conundrum
- Hey IBM, can I just buy the fucking server please?
- Discussion group pittings
- Hackers targeting the Deaf
- Dentist appointment ... date tonight ... *of course* it's fever blister time.
- Mega-mini-rants
- Censorship is always a solution
- Why don't one of us start a board and be done with that shit?
- Evolution Blogger Kept out of Creationist Movie...
- The FBI is either apallingly stupid or abominably malicious (re: pedophile hunts)
- Sleeping kid left in parked car
- People who think using the ligature "æ" makes them look smart are wankers
- Happy First Day of Spring!
- I pit press conferences.
- I barbecue whoever made this stupid, racist anti-Obama e-mail
- Fucking AMVs get in the way of my theft, dammit.
- "American lives"
- Where is the outrage over mom 24/7 sex slave
- Qed....
- People don't use turn signals because...
- It's like that movie with Arnold
- Ben Stein's new movie Expelled
- I pit people who think tickling is a psychotic act of dominance
- Cheney Re:4000 dead "They volunteered"
- Keanu as Klaatu! The Day the Earth Officially Ended
- Help George find Romance and Adventure
- "Press 1 for English. ¡Abrima a los dos para Espanol!"
- Woman incinerates herself, abandoning husband, in the name of the cult of the child
- Are you serious? You guys just banned TLDR?
- What is it with people who need praise for doing ordinary daily tasks?
- James Carville: Keep that Forked Tongue Behind your Teeth!
- The New and Improved Commercials We Hate!
- victory for peeping toms
- I'm not kidding, Hostile Dialect. I want a retraction.
- I'd like to pit levdrakon
- To dumb to breathe, let alone own a gun...
- Begs the quesiton
- Kwame just resign please
- Parents prayed over daughter instead of bringing her to a doctor.
- Yet More Evidence That "Homeland Security" is an Oxymoron
- Bush Administration gives 22 year old guy a $300M arms contract
- Pentagon Admits Postponing Brain Screening Of Returning American Troops From Iraq
- I hope you die of a festering disease!
- Pronunciacions that make you seethe with anger!
- F you idiot CFO, you just lost a great employee!
- Furman Bisher - senile asshole
- Diomedes, a word if you please.
- Brave security agents prevent woman from hijacking aircraft with her NIPPLES (RO)
- Fuck Wikipedia and its deletion fiends
- NightRabbit-When did you realize, vis-a-vis other kids, that you are a piece of shit?
- Cheap, greedy, chiseling windshield wiper blade industry
- Well, It's Always Nice to Know One Can Count on Wal-Mart (RO)
- Wait - - who is Anonymous and why are they fucking with epileptics?
- Frack you h.
- Yeah, I guess it's been a while since we've done this... (Tuba being an ass)
- John McCain Has Got to be One of the Dumbest People on the Planet
- "Earth Hour" is Damn Stupid
- A Hearty "Fuck you" to the simians at Adobe
- Am I the only person who has constant time-outs on this site?
- Zombies
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