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  1. I would like to have this explained
  2. No I can't use chopsticks
  3. To protest the closing of the 2.5 Kennedy threads
  4. I pit the attempt of a mod (not here) to "moderate" on another board
  5. You fucking yenta! (or the joys of HOAs)
  6. I resent it when strip clubs hire fat-ass bouncers.
  7. Fox News, Scum bags
  8. I pit my fellow funeral goers.
  9. Comcast can suck it
  10. Comcast can suck it
  11. The solution for people who are bad at math: a lawsuit.
  12. I pit that fuckin Reality TV noise
  13. Helms/Kennedy and charges of hypocrisy
  14. How about you maintain your shit, douchebags?
  15. Thumb drive manufacturers - Would it kill you to include a ****ing lanyard?
  16. Fuck you, Republicans, again.
  17. Fucking Furniture Fire-setting Fucktard Motherfuckers
  18. Bitch about stupid ass financial aid requirements (mild)
  19. White people suck
  20. Godfuck the Nine Pissant Republican Senators
  21. Fuck Gadgets That Put All Functionality on the Remote Control
  22. Goddamn driver (Bicycle RO)
  23. I Prepare to Kill. So Much for ''Never Again''
  24. Stupid computer! And stupid me!
  25. They know where he is. Send the Sargeant at Arms to frogmarch his ass to jail.
  26. Two and a Half Inches of Fun: can't we just ban his troll ass and have done with it?
  27. Why do people respond to Two & a Half Inches OPs?
  28. "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter"
  29. "I don't speak maid!"
  30. To my neurotic uncle: %^@#$^&#$^&#!!!
  31. So a PhD from Columbia goes on Larry King to hail the age of child psychics
  32. The Blessing of Poultry
  33. I Pit Smacked Arses Who...
  34. Student Kidnaps the Eucharist... PZ Myers to the Rescue!
  35. I pit other smokers
  36. Anyone else creeped out by Cindy McCain?
  37. On the SDMB, why do atheists and theists have to be such utter dicks to each other?
  38. Just be honest and raise your prices!!
  39. Tony Snow dies.
  40. To my waitress at Red Robin
  41. Dammit, Tip Your Pizza Delivery Person Good !!!!!!!
  42. Daytime home entry bastard in my house!
  43. It's official: Police Officers can murder anyone without any reprocussions
  44. Jeremy Jackson - I hope you rot in jail
  45. New Yorker Cover - Obamas - Tasteless?
  46. Routine traffic stop, officer shot 4 times in the head, "self defense" (RO)
  47. Nietzsche was right
  48. To my fucking bastard neighbors-I hope you burn yourselves!
  49. Canada stands by torture of child
  50. Who Did JibjabDotCom Have To Blow To Get This Free Publicity?
  51. Problem with the law? Come to Canada as a refugee.
  52. It's stupidity and non-law and kinda racism and - I can't explain!
  53. B of A, Bite my Ass
  54. Sadly, I believe I win, but the nation loses.
  55. I pit the celestial brush in the Wii version of Okami
  56. This is why I want to go home early today
  57. I Pit My Employer, The Cheap Millionaire!
  58. Hey! Michael Savage! Fuck You!
  59. Goddamn sleep schedule!
  60. Jack Chick runs for public office
  61. Money grabbing bastard supermarkets
  62. I Pit Game Show Network and their stupid commercial!
  63. Some fucker STOLE my watermelons!
  64. I Saved a Young Child's Life Today and the Parents Didn't Seem to Care
  65. Hey "environmentally responsible" assholes, go fuck yourself
  66. Is Skipmagic always this laughable?
  67. Being a taxpayer does not give you the right to behave like a fucking hyena.
  68. Adult-proof medication packaging
  69. Apple, you can stuff this in your ear
  70. Verizon internet can kiss my ass
  71. So, black hole is racist?.... Really?
  72. I pit Disney (lame rant)
  73. Nannygrams from my health insurance company
  74. Who gives a fuck if Obama smokes?
  75. Yo, Czarcasm-what's the problem?
  76. is it possible to get a list of all mods
  77. Puzzled (not complaining) about scrambledeggs notice
  78. Meenie7's invisible friend
  79. The time has come for elected moderators
  80. In which I pit my niece's mother (long)
  81. I pit the bastard who trashed my experiment
  82. Anyone else thing iTunes is the biggest piece of #@Q&(*$&?
  83. A Rant For The Ladies
  84. Not all red ants are fireants, not all fireants are red!
  85. McCain Shovels the Bullshit
  86. Stop robbing my pharmacies, junkie motherfuckers!!!
  87. I pit sunburn, and my own stupidity...
  88. Work stupidity
  89. I Pit Bob Novak for being a hit-and-run driver
  90. Fuck you thunderstorm!
  91. Obama lies in Israel speech.
  92. Reasons why the newest Batman movie sucks (many Spoilers)
  93. Hey jerk, why not just kick the damn door in? (mild)
  94. The fucking ants are back! A song.
  95. Fuck you, you Clockwork Orange murdering assholes
  96. QED's points are nearly always but never universally pointless
  97. Pipex - I'll see you in court
  98. I don't want to bargain. I just want your best price.
  99. it's hanged, goddamn it
  100. McCain: everything I've done is wrong when Obama does it!
  101. Why does McCain keep saying "I know how to win wars?" What war has he ever won?
  102. The asshole who fucked up my Miniature Schnauzer
  103. No I do NOT fuck on the first date
  104. GAH! Slow down when you leave a message!
  105. People who occupy public toilets for more than 15 minutes
  106. Karma kicks Novack in the balls
  107. ... nobody's bitching?
  108. Subtle whooshing in GQ is a dickish thing to do
  109. 100% "Disabled" Boston Fire Inspector partcipates in bodybuilding contest.
  110. Liberal-hater shoots up Unitarian church, kills two
  111. Bush OKs execution of Army death row prisoner
  112. "Don't be a jerk" means "Don't gloat when people have cancer."
  113. Receipt inside? Suck my balls!
  114. Married women I know and me...
  115. The Ted Stevens Is Indicted Happy Dance!!
  116. We're poor, let's skip the first day of school to protest!
  117. I won, I won, I won
  118. Truly Bad People, God's Grist Mill May Grind Slow But...
  119. Fuck you, you fucking piece of HP shit!
  120. I pit the Savvis Network Operations Centers (NOCs)
  121. Delta Gets You There!
  122. I pit the Texas Supreme Court (so what else is new?)
  123. Check your damned voicemail!
  124. You fucking, crazy, lying, piece of shit, brother
  125. Siam Sam, you wanna maybe dial it back a notch?
  126. Nintendo DS Doesn't Support WPA?!?
  127. I Pit "Cash In The Celebrity Attic!"
  128. Kindergartners sent home without parents' knowledge
  129. I have ants in my pants
  130. Hey Amazon, I think your search engine may be off
  131. Fuck China, the IOC and everybody else who kisses those repressive shitheads' asses
  132. MSNBC has reverted to the Missing White People network
  133. Don't vote for Obama, he drinks organic tea!
  134. Stop Showing me The Vomitus. Please. This is me begging.
  135. Dude, don't bitch at me because you blew off the test...
  136. Did you believe the USA would become the USSR?
  137. Mini rant: functionaries with delusions of power
  138. I pit my synagogue!
  139. Reasons why I hate my job right now:
  140. Welcome Back, Everybody!
  141. Screw Pelosi
  142. Occupation: Student.
  143. I pit my father in law.
  144. The last oil price thread this year.
  145. This is exactly what's wrong with America...
  146. Well, my Saturday went into the crapper. ( Mild. Annoyed. Whiney.)
  147. I pit The Pit.
  148. McCain's "Surge at Home" Idiocy
  149. How Popular Are Dogs... on a menu?
  150. Some motherfucker smashed my car window last night
  151. Jesus, lissener...
  152. My neighboor did a hit & run on my car.
  153. Pit the Olympics
  154. I'm just so fucking.....angry
  155. Pitting Girlfriend..lame/typical
  156. The phone store has a broken phone system. Fuckwits at 11.
  157. Fuckity Fuck - McCain's Going to Win
  158. I Pit My Entire Body
  159. It's official...Novak has brain cancer.
  160. Pitting Craigslist users who are geographically challenged, otherwise known as stupid
  161. Dammit I want a smoke...
  162. "Just stop eating."
  163. Kid hunts bear on hiking trail, kills hiker (not the RO you think)
  164. Stay-at-home wives
  165. Great, now we have Snopes-supported chain e-mails.
  166. Fuck your business interest and your zero-sum mindset!
  167. Weeds. Aaaarrggh!
  168. I pit cheap eastern european porno.
  169. Abandoned puppies
  170. Crazy, crazy Chemtrail guy
  171. Woman pushed onto train tracks (RO)
  172. Local news and Kwame Kilpatrick
  173. Valve's Steam. Microcosm of the USA
  174. Sigh (Lekatt, again. Not much of a pit)
  175. Fuck your 'Lifetime' warranty in the ass with a barbed phallus. (Longish)
  176. Volkswagen and mini van drivers are the worst!
  177. Ohio death row inmate sings "Too Fat Polka"
  178. To the Women in my Building--TMI & Gross
  179. Fucking pigs in Maryland...
  180. The decapitations will continue until you stop sinning!
  181. Anti-war website operator threatened by armed thugs
  182. John Edwards, are you fucking kidding me?
  183. Gah! Stupid fucking programmers!
  184. I pit Racheal the poorest excuse for a mother ever !
  185. Facebook has grown into a bloated, diseased yak, and should be put out of its misery
  186. LOUNE gets in first car accident
  187. Chinese female Gymnast
  188. My new standard for biggest asshole hereabouts: Carol Stream
  189. More SLK baby mama drama...
  190. ElvisL1ves; Liar, or stupid?
  191. What's that? Another bicycle rant?
  192. Dear Thieving Douchebag.
  193. I pit Blizzard Entertainment (mild)
  194. Olympic OS: Faked footprints. Who cares? (mild)
  195. Once again, GWB (TWP - The Worst President) asleep at the switch.
  196. ARSE (two pits in one excel and SDMB)
  197. I pit people who fart at will in restrooms
  198. What The Fuck Is Canada's Problem ?????
  199. This one's yours, environmentalists!
  200. I pit my future King.
  201. Focus on the Family wants Obama Drowned Out. Literally.
  202. Mild 'pitting' of Rick; Vehement opining in GQ
  203. I pit Obama
  204. I do not understand why this thread was closed
  205. 1957 vs. 2007
  206. I pit Jerome R. Corsi, and his Lying, Stupid Fucking Swiftboat Book.
  207. Stupid bitch grocery checker (fairly mild but still)
  208. That Deaf and Dumb Thread-some info
  209. Rain, rain, go away and come back another day
  210. Damn You, Newspaper Thief!
  211. Id
  212. Here we go again.
  213. I pit AT&T for breach of contract
  214. I pit Rush Limbaugh, for being his sparkly precious self
  215. California legislation proves once again that they're flat-out nuts
  216. Jinx, for God's sake make an effort!
  217. Obama, are you bloody stupid?
  218. Two closest buddies at work--drop dead!
  219. I complain bitterly about Mass Effect [spoilers]
  220. Disgraceful nephew
  221. Morons in SUVs - not worth a Pitting
  222. I pit Michael Phelps, Omega, NBC and the Olympics.
  223. Car Salespeople: Evolve, Dammit! (Mini Rant)
  224. Trying to reason with hurricane season...Fay approaches Florida.
  225. You wanna know who was fucking creepy?
  226. An SDMB server walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
  227. Sick passengers on the NYC subway
  228. Two pittings for the price of one!
  229. Share your funny/bizarre/infuriating stories about "Realtors"
  230. Just because you can't say no, doesn't mean I have too!!
  231. Buying Glasses
  232. Really, Marley23? ("insult" or not)
  233. Ohio Let Poll Workers Take Voting Machines Home
  234. Say Excuse me. (NOTHING to do with manners)
  235. I'm sorry WBC: Picketing Bernie Mac's funeral... we're through
  236. Bloggers all out against Obama... *jaw drops*
  237. RO: Florida town asks to be burned flat and have its ground salted
  238. Who are you to decide what I do with my life, bitch?
  239. You Stupid, Entitled Twits! (RO and Kinda Lame)
  240. Synchronized diving. Why not synchronized track & field?
  241. Amanda Beard is kind of a bitch (possibly lame).
  242. TSA Moron Climbs On Plane Using Sensors As Handholds
  243. You know what's worse than Bigfoot hoaxers?
  244. I pit stingy motels
  245. NRA plants mole/spy in gun-control organizations
  246. "You Will Receive 11 Equal Payments"
  247. Really Fedex, Would It Have Killed You To Deliver It A Day Early?
  248. White powder found in letter in McCain office...
  249. Two thunderstorms - one building, one here already.
  250. Loud pipes save lives-my ass