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- They're gonna run that stupid Moon Hoax special again!
- Doctors with Mullets
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire: Are all celebrities this fucking stupid???
- I am beyond pissed off....
- Fuck you BankOne - The Story of my First Bounced Check
- The flies are humping my radio . . .
- Yes, I've seen her tits...
- I don't care if it's his day off bitch! Just give me an appointment with someone!
- Compassionate conservative or wolf in sheep's clothing?
- You Know Who You Are
- I want a Wayback machine!!
- Jerks mocking the handicapped
- Spring break evangelists
- Garfield brings it upon himself. . .
- Fisher Price Little People - Tools of the Fascist
- No! Stop! They're everywhere! I can't escape! HELP ME!
- People Who Write In Library Books . . .
- Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins can kiss my 40-year old butt
- The Browning of America
- Fuck you, Netscape
- Sods law (or read about Voice's really, really smelly day)
- Hey Oscar (TM), can I borrow your sword?
- What happened to Satan
- The First Rule of Book Club
- To the militant non-smoker that accosted me this afternoon
- busted
- Obnoxious boss
- Two Sacred Things, or Your Rights Are Grass...
- Pssst. Hey, kids. Want some candy?
- Watch as I channel fatherjohn!
- Working over lunchtime
- If you can't take it, get out of The Pit, geez
- $*()#$# long voicemail greetings
- ENOUGH WITH THE DALE EARNHARDT TRIBUTES ALREADY!!!
- Mr. Shitmonger? A moment of your time...
- Oscar Rant 1: Military Medals
- Get away from my dog and stay off my goddam property!
- You stupid bimbo
- Hey! eMachines! This is NOT a $300 computer!
- Fuck you, Rogaine- I LIKE not having hair.
- Buh-bye, now. Buh-bye. Buh-bye! BYE now. Buh-bye.
- Dino Di Laurentiis' name
- Fuck you teenage driver, AND your little brother!
- William Freidkin : The Bore from Hell
- Nooooo, the tax code isn't too complicated!
- Another boss flame
- Fuckgry! Shit! Anus Tear! I'm Tossin' My Plastic Over-40 Ass In The SUV And Leaving!
- A Must-Read For Pit Dwellers
- To the people that made our faculties website go away..
- Doesn't it feel good to have a Big Brother watching out for you?
- Boss flame #4
- How much misinformation and crap can be contained in one document?
- don't bother to reply
- Go ahead; flame me. My REAL enemy is...
- Spew a lung RJ Reynolds
- Suggesting a student go and jump off a cliff - is it a crime?
- Auke Pattist: a big, fat, posthumous FUCK YOU.
- Chronos, you've made an ass of yourself.
- Calling all pitizens...a fellow doper needs you
- The perfect cap to a 14 hour day
- Cops and abuse
- I f***king hate posters that
- Inor, you are a liar.
- My S.O. has P.M.T...
- Sick fucking bitch
- ARRGGHHHH!!!! Anti-CD-Piracy at work...
- manhattan & GQ drug threads
- Delete despicable lies from the board.
- I'm channeling the spirit of Clark W. Griswold...
- ang on, Let me transfer you to some one who CARES!
- Well i tried.
- Listen up Cooter, I'm tellin ya this once
- Thank you, President Bush
- That's My Bush: Is this supposed to be FUNNY?
- Why won't you assholes conserve!
- Eh, Kellibelli, I don't think you're being fair to the Frog...
- Can't take the heat? Get the outta the Marines, whineyboy!
- The Belated Rant Dustbin
- Free Electricity From the Sun
- Christian Rock is the devil's tool, too
- Very well, Gaudere
- When talking to Student Assistants...
- The "illegal activities" policy
- Dreams to the highest bidder.
- Genetic Motherfucking Drooling Morons
- Excuse me, is this your grandson?
- You may be my boss for now, bitch
- The Dueling Thread
- Why the excessive quoting
- The stupid-ass fuckin' answer Hall Of Fame
- Satan.... banned... why?
- Freakin' Kids (or, Dr. J crosses Pediatrics off his residency list)
- Magdalene's date, redux
- Why are these assholes in such a fucking hurry?
- No, WLOL, I have no sense of humor in the morning
- Fucking Bank Telemarketing Cancer Insurance
- Not Dirty Dancing again!
- Take your hurtful comments and get out of our lives!!!!!
- Are you a crackpot? A quick quiz
- You are wrong, fatherjohn.......
- *Smile!*
- More Ways to Hate Your Landlord
- Small Vocabulary Harangues
- Maeglin, get your neo-Luddite non-internet-connected ass in here!
- Can we get on the same page, please?
- Eco-Challenge Survivor
- Jerk Bicyclists: A hiker's rant
- What do you just love about newbies?
- Making Fun of Religion Again
- Wal~Mart tortures future pets to death...
- Whee. I might be losing my job!
- it's a gas station, dammit!
- Those Israelis are meanies, they're using their big guns.
- No Mail on Saturdays?!
- Diplo-speak
- Shut your fucking trap already!!
- How in the Hell Can He Do That?!?!
- Cocksucker!
- I Think My Husband's Psychiatrist Has An Endorsement Contract
- the 7th sign of the apocalypse....in the checkout line
- manhattan a nazi?
- Mahaloth sneered too soon - I present evidence.
- Sweet Sue -- What's up with her?
- C'mon people, let's come up with better insults!
- I'm in favor of capital punishment for this kind of felonious political correctness
- Who is the more freekin EVIL here, or, Keep your Mouth shut you stupid bitch.
- Tired of Jesus? Try My Cock!
- The Power of my small Penis
- Damn you for going bust anyway, Icebox.com
- Yeah, he's gay - keep your comments to yourself, jackass.
- Impromptu public political discussions, or, Today is Harangue the New Democrat Day
- The Jack Chick of Atheism
- We were the victim of a hate crime
- Give it a rest, people...
- Mr. Rilch has less esteem for me than I do!
- pitiful losers who ignore the help they ask for...
- Verboten to rant?
- Couldn't you make the computer out of asbestos or something?
- The 8th sign of the apolocalypse
- Webster's Dictionary
- Cecil is a FAG, or...
- "Of COURSE I'll stand so your briefcase can have a seat!"
- I hate being a redhead!
- Da NOIVE of some people!!!
- The Jack Chick of Athiesm: The Comic Book Tract Edition
- I love you too, Mom
- Jesus Freaking Christ, Mother!
- Strait pissed
- You lose.
- Lissener, chucklehead
- If one more person says praying in school is illegal...
- I can't get it up.
- more fundi radio
- Shower Rangers: Eat Shit And Die
- I feel like ranting ... Inconsiderate/Inept People
- 1104 EST - I Officially Decide: "Fuck It"
- Lawyers embarassing the profession.
- Humiliated after apologizing....
- Art vs Occam
- Fuckin' Animal Abusers
- The 2 ton mini van versus the 135 lb techchick
- Jack Chick of the future
- Damn you, Notmail
- What the *&%$!!! happened to ROBOTMAN?
- I don't care what your opinion is...just shut the f*ck up and do what I say!
- No, cockheads, that isn't racist
- To the Fuck who rifled through my car again...
- Has Nat Geo completely wussed-out, or what?
- The Out of Towners...
- What's up with all you matzah lovers?
- So what's up with Kid A by Radiohead?
- You don't even know me! Fuck off with your cyberhugs!
- Turn off the cell phone!
- I could be doing better in the sex dept... wait, let me rephrase that...
- All-Pervading Stupidity
- Secret Gross-Out Illuminati? A word, please...
- The Jack Chick of Pro-Choice! The Comic-Book Tract Edition
- Traitors and Fools
- Fuck you with a chainsaw, Yahoo!
- A High and Holy "Fuck you!" to Jesus.
- Alphagene can't take a girl calling him "dork"
- AT&T get it right....geez
- Don't talk to me, BITCH!!!
- Now I know why you have only 7 fingers you Welcher!
- And then Major Feelgud Leaves...
- I have the bladder of a 6 year old. And it's none of yer goddamn business!
- I love tree pollen. Really, I do.
- Colorblindness: What a fucking inconvience!
- Its fucking snowing AGAIN!!!
- Absessed tooth? Go fuck yourself with it
- The Ittle Dirly-Dirl at the Next Desk
- The Sally Rand Crucifix Machine
- Napster Users: Get some skoolin'!
- An urban sprawl rant, or Haven't you people heard of Sidewalks?
- Corrected rant - Alphagene complains about the word "dork", WTF?
- My neigbor is an ignorant redneck fuckwit asshole
- The INS can bite my ass!
- Jesus, the video
- How not to leave a lecture 101
- The ugly truth of the engineer/scientist enmity crashes in upon Ogre
- Pammipoo's Pit Thread
- China? A word, please...
- Juno is standing here with a jar of Vaseline, so I'm prob'ly outta here...
- take your girlfriends and cram 'em!
- Are you blocking free ISP's now?
- Rosie O'Donnell takes a stand against algebra
- MONO!!
- Euty, Politcal Correctness, and "gratuitous"
- Meddling, GUTLESS co-worker - A Rant.
- Cincinnati
- The Jack Chick of Homosexuality!
- The Jack Chick of Homosexuality: the Comic Book Tract
- Please refer to my middle finger, Gregg
- Kill me please...
- It's Beastiality Barbie!
- No Kill Shelters - The Slaughter of Innocents
- Hello, I'm a person...
- Betrayed by my favorite restaurantt!
- A VERY Polite Objection To Something Said
- *&%@ing Bands with the ABILITY to ROCK who sell out and produce inane drivel
- "Team Friendly"? Blow me.
- Sweatpants strings (lots of fucks)
- crouching tiger, hidden dragon -- the emporer's new movie
- This McDonald's suit takes the cake.
- Spare the toys and toy hustlers.
- Fighting Ignorance.
- Tell me more about synergy
- You can be anti-abortion. This, however, makes you overbearing, dishonest fucks.
- Overheard In An I.H.O.P. Somewhere In America
- A few questions for the administrators here (NOT a rant)
- All my base are not belong to you.
- Do your own fucking work!
- It's not yours!!! Don't touch it, you rotton cunt!
- Denying the Obvious
- Whoa! Philadelphia was a Preachy Movie!!
- Minor rant re Itzhak Perlman
- Fuck Flowers
- 10 Signs of a Professional Catholic.
- My dad told me I'm fat.
- The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne- Worst Show Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Your fish decal has convinced me ...
- Xploder's Crappy Easter
- Talking French Fries, Revolving Doors, and Shuttng the Fuck Up
- Alessan, what is your problem?
- Christmas Decorations are Still UP!!!!!
- LORD STANLEY'S CUP.
- The Bettmann Archive Has Lost Its Collective Mind
- I Have Serious Wolf-ass
- I AM FUCKING PISSED!!! (RIP JOEY!!)
- Computer=related boss flame
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