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  1. Hey Students: Rant About Your Classmates
  2. Ok Cazzle, start telling the truth!
  3. Don't do that! Or, if you do, tell me first.
  4. You asked for it, BossK.
  5. For Gawds sake READ THE DAMN EMAIL! I said she's on Mat-Leave!
  6. Alone Again, Naturally
  7. All right, Treis, have at me.
  8. Moneybags Daley
  9. Dear ESPN; or, SHOW SOME FUCKING KNICKS HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!
  10. This is the end, my friend. (Long and pissy)
  11. Dear Big, Fat, Stupidhead (AKA Bud Selig)
  12. Pwincess Pwecious Must Die
  13. Roommate, please don't make me kill you
  14. Damn you Yahoo...Damn you and your unwanted Toolbar!!!
  15. Come on in! Who the F#@k are you?!
  16. Bill Murchison, please lick my scrotum
  17. For Hiyruu: Your theories set to music!
  18. Is this not the right place?
  19. Fuck You Pedestrians!
  20. Open Letter to the Lazy Fucks at My Gym
  21. renting a crappy house
  22. The Great Boulder Penis Flap!
  23. jarbaby gets girly...and not in a fun way
  24. Why does no one believe me?
  25. there's some glurge in the bucket, Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
  26. Voilà!
  27. So I guess all of Esprix's posts are "porn," too, then?
  28. Verizon admits: 'Cell phones kill brain cells.'
  29. Despite The Chaos in the World, One Thing Remains The Same
  30. Hey Texas - Get Over Yourself
  31. Idiots. I'm surrounded by *idiots*.
  32. A question for Esprix...
  33. people
  34. Lolo: Let Me Guess...athiest?
  35. Christians: I'm not impressed.
  36. It's November sweeps time!
  37. Thanks for wasting my entire day, Ford! (long car rant)
  38. I don't really care how much TV you watch.
  39. Phallic symbols--are they in? or have they ever been out?
  40. Today the world hath crappeth upon me...
  41. User's Guide...USER'S GUIDE!!
  42. Bloody hell, why was Lolo banned??????
  43. To SOME of the Sailors at DLI
  44. Yet another military myth, aka bullshit
  45. I'll sue ya for that drink of water!!!
  46. Gateway Tech Support: From hell's heart I stab at thee!
  47. Enough with the toilet seat... sheesh !
  48. Clean up your own piss! (possible TMI)
  49. One game, and I'm already sick of Dickie Vee, baby!
  50. Low Flow Toilets can Bite Me
  51. I just need to vent
  52. These generic cigarettes suck.
  53. Dear Harvey: A letter to the Mayor of Jackson
  54. If it Flies, It Dies
  55. OK, that is pissing me off... Anthrax scares
  56. OK...Ashcroft has finally gone completely off the deep end...
  57. Yet another false editorial cartoon
  58. Pay to Post?
  59. "More Things to Worry About" from the AP
  60. Never Give A Sucker, Or Me, An Even Break.
  61. An Ode to my Neighbor
  62. Well this is just horrific
  63. Dear Stupid Bitch from HR...
  64. Alabama Shoots its goddamn self in the foot again. Fuck this place.
  65. Mom & Dad, I love you but you're causing me to have an aneurysm
  66. Fuck you, Demo.
  67. Kind of a Lame Rant, But I Think I Have a Point
  68. PAY-PER-POST?!?!?!?!?!
  69. My Life SUCKS!!!!
  70. Torgo's Lame Rant #42: "Liberty Meadows" Bites the Rotted Turkish Sausage, Big Time
  71. Good riddance to a traitorous asshole
  72. DVD fake-you-out finger holds
  73. Chris your a good friend but your FU*&ING IDIOT!!
  74. A Modest Proposal
  75. Hey, Arctic Snatch across the street: Fuck You!!!(vile)
  76. FUCK YOU GOD!!!!!!!
  77. Blow it out your ass, The Ryan
  78. Wheeee! <or> Miller's rockin' Saturday evening with The History Channel
  79. Subscription-based web sites suck. Should by pay by usage.
  80. Dear class agent: here's what you can do with your fundraising letter
  81. Scylla
  82. I'll pull up a chair and wait for the fireworks - I hope you sit on a bottle rocket!
  83. OK Folks, Time To Think Outside The Box
  84. Argh! Homeopathy!
  85. Bin Laden admits he did it.
  86. The First Annual Wally Awards[sym]ä[/sym]
  87. Collunsbury--This is your thread
  88. "Customer Service" at CompUSA.....
  89. holiday blues, anyone?
  90. Freaky saleswoman
  91. Gee thanks for putting CHILD PORN on my hard drive!
  92. Don't touch my baby!
  93. Umm, this is a DRIVE-thru!!
  94. Speeding ticket
  95. Allow me to piss off all SDMBers in one fell swoop (long)
  96. You don't flame my troll posts...anymore
  97. >(rant lisp) ;WARNING: deranged programmer
  98. Any other Dopers getting tired of working in the IT industry?
  99. Poor "ricers" are pathetic
  100. American flight down in Queens
  101. The Story of Jarbaby: The White Girl
  102. i'm a porn spammer, apparently.
  103. Hey Albertson's: Shove your shopping card up your ass!
  104. I'm a racist now.
  105. Goddam Yahoo / Geocities
  106. Why are fellow employees so f*cking rude?!?
  107. The Great Job Search Paradox
  108. The Best Rant I've Read in a Long Time
  109. Natural Selection in Action
  110. Dear NextEx: No, YOU go fuck yourself.
  111. And I would know you from...?
  112. He was fussy? So you killed him? Bitch.
  113. If you pee on the seat--WIPE IT OFF!!!
  114. Which letter in the word "no" confused you?
  115. Rot in hell, you syphilitic boil on a camel's hemorrhoid, BUT DON'T LIE TO ME!
  116. Open letter to Moderators and Administrators
  117. Rik Mayall is NOT American!!
  118. Hey, marketing department at Media-Play: I hate you.
  119. Le Rant
  120. And the good news is . . . .YOU FUCKING IDIOT, 250+ PEOPLE DIED!!! WHAT GOOD NEWS????
  121. All ***ed out: an appeal
  122. Bag your leaves dumbass
  123. Just when I think Cal Thomas can't piss me off any worse, he outdoes himself
  124. You fucked up, home-schooling, Jehovah Witness, MURDERING pieces of shits.
  125. All right Taliban baddies, come out and fight, wherever you are . . . . HELLO????
  126. Cap Amazing, You GreyFaced Slimebag!
  127. Lynne Cheney please remove your head from your ass.
  128. You fucking slimebag.
  129. Ok, llamasex, you get your wish...
  130. Tuba, can you be more specific, please?
  131. It's MY pencil!!
  132. My gay friend came out straight.
  133. You are not a moderator
  134. Hey, thegrimspectreofreddeath, get yer ass in here!
  135. OK. Can we make that the last of the goddamn planes to come down on NYC this year?
  136. Guyspeak at 2 am
  137. <stupid>HTMLvsVBB</stupid>
  138. Yes, lets leave our kids in a running car......
  139. Lousy bitch, thank God you're off the road. (Long)
  140. Deion Sanders: take all that money and buy a clue
  141. The Self-Righteous BS Here is Becoming Nauseating
  142. I forgot today was my favorite holiday
  143. I've been stabbed and stung
  144. XP SUX
  145. You put de lime in de Coca-Cola...
  146. The Straight Dope Super Double Secret Clique... Lets just get it out in the open.
  147. To my landlord: May you step in cat vomit
  148. I hate the Kia company now
  149. It was a bomb, I KNOW!
  150. From the "What I Should've Said" Department
  151. We still have a long way to go...
  152. How Does The School's Internet Connection Work? A Quick Quiz
  153. To those who think the WTC bombing was justified
  154. Tonight on America Strikes Back
  155. What the heck is up with jack and Rexella Van Impe?!?!
  156. NBC previews, thank you. I now know what's not on
  157. Poser Wiccans piss me off.
  158. Ya know what Persephone? One more giant grin and I'm gonna geek...
  159. Why does Walgreen's have a 24 Hr. pharmacy but not "Super" Walmart?
  160. My "It's not X-mas time yet people!" rant.
  161. Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty.
  162. Damn Insomnia
  163. Ralph Klein blows dead goats
  164. My pleasant and dignified Buffy: The musical rant
  165. Mad. I'm mad
  166. Great, now I'm one of them.
  167. First...we kill all the surgeons
  168. Most Insignificant, Yet Entirely Justified Rant (It's About Butter)
  169. Kathleen Parker, you are SUCH an idiot, I don't KNOW why I even BOTHER...
  170. Irritated SAHM/housewife has something polite to say.
  171. ''One Size Fits All'' - My Ass
  172. Just WHY did you hit the fucking brakes, idiot?
  173. I'm not anti-social or anything but...
  174. This is NOT evil and monopolistic?!?!
  175. You know you've made a good rant when all people can reply with is grammar errors!!
  176. Scammers got my credit card, dammit!
  177. Now that they are safe. WTF?
  178. Military Training, It's Fucking Bloody Video Game
  179. Stupid Goddamn Bank
  180. Cars and dumbshits don't mix.
  181. Larry Mudd, just for you.
  182. You greedy bastards!!! $650 for an X-Box???
  183. Harry Potter and the Long Popcorn Line (minor rant)
  184. Race, security and winter coats
  185. FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: ACS WILL PAY 3 CENTS FOR EACH EMAIL YOU SEND!!!!!!
  186. GET OFF MY SIDEWALK, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
  187. Who shat a knitting needle up the nostril of NPR?
  188. DDG ,what kind of friend are you?
  189. Help me spaz
  190. Bow down and worship this flag!
  191. Open Letter to the Ex-Girlfriend (Sorry, no profanity)
  192. Who ate the e-mail? Hyphenate the damn e-mail!
  193. OOH! Islam Is Evil! Ooh! [/sarcasm]
  194. my mom's car got smashed...
  195. "Please stay, I can't make it on my own." /Offspring
  196. Fuck you !!! Nazi Book Banning Bastards! Stay out of our schools!!!!
  197. Sir, your bumper-sticker pisses me off.
  198. I don't take pictures. I am doing my job. Don't ask me again.
  199. Danny Glover's Humble Opinion
  200. Don't give me that anti-vegetarian shit.
  201. Telephone Solicitors: The Revenge of the Called!
  202. ****ing Censorship...
  203. "You thought I was a -homeless person-?!"
  204. Jodi, you’re a hypocrite and a blatant liar
  205. Why is DVD so costly?
  206. Gotcha!
  207. ISPs, evil rat bastards!!
  208. A note on quotes from your friendly neighborhood TubaDiva
  209. Fuck You Slumlord (kinda long)
  210. What they don't tell you...
  211. Bite me, clayton_e.
  212. Enough With The POTA DVD Ads!!!
  213. Cold, I HATE you!
  214. Looking for trouble
  215. you immature bitch, how dare you take advantage of my friend?!
  216. Yeah, astronomers, that meteor shower was REAL exciting . . .can I go back to bed?
  217. Netgirls are so damn frustrating... (rape)
  218. My life as a series of disappointments
  219. Snaggleteeth and Selective Memory
  220. R.I.P. SDMB
  221. Chexsystems and Wells Fargo...Bite me
  222. 'Harry & David', may you get the most public of itches in the most private of places!
  223. NGSD *$#^@ monitor
  224. My beloved Land Rover gets totalled (probably)- kinda long
  225. Way to besmirch your alma mater
  226. There's a new Jack Chick tract, and boy is it a doozy! Part Two
  227. Vanilla is an ignorant bitch.
  228. Attention my World Civ TA: Part Two.
  229. Red buckets, ringing bells and Cranky's an ass
  230. THIS IS A TORTURE DEVICE AAARRGGGHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  231. XBox or X-Rated?
  232. Typo Domain Names
  233. Freemasons Rule the World!!
  234. Thank you, Mayor Onoda
  235. ..other annoying stupid commercials.
  236. Will someone please tell Dennis Miller he's on MNF, not SNL!?!
  237. The Bastard IHOP From Hell
  238. Learn to code!!!!
  239. John Simpson: Nominated for the Pulitzer prize for Yellow Journalism
  240. Registration time. Slit my wrists, please.
  241. Either show up or call, but do SOMETHING
  242. RT eats crow (re: Afghan war strategy)
  243. My First Pit Rant in a Long Time: #%*@!&# Water Heater and #%*@!&# Plumber!
  244. Dissecting animals and school violence
  245. Mr.Prime Minister, can you spare a minute?
  246. Friends of the Childless By Choice (A Long, Mild Rant)
  247. Me and my purse.
  248. My Character Weakness
  249. You've got to be kidding. . .
  250. fucking registration