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  1. Get Fuzzy? Get Bent!
  2. Dammit, stop playing with those stupid Teddy Bears!
  3. Shit, now I have to call my mother
  4. Random things that piss me off
  5. Liminat th lttr "e"
  6. I hate my luck.
  7. Okay, so I've been home less than 24 hours and. . .
  8. Thank you Manager Bitch. Pardon me while I report your ass.
  9. Newsflash: Federal government incompetent! Job opportunity shot to hell!
  10. I love you, but sometimes you amaze me...
  11. Thank you again post office, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
  12. Your dead hamster does not compare.
  13. Stop Discriminating Against the Childless!
  14. I'd just like to say...
  15. Dear Sis, you *DO NOT* know everything
  16. Focusing on discriminating against those who defecate in public
  17. Leave me alone.
  18. You can call me a backward Limey if you want but
  19. Why is Church Attendance the only thing my mother ever wants?
  20. The Catholic Church, showing Christlike compassion, plays hardball with its victims
  21. Clarity is SO important...
  22. Ban the Liberals!!
  23. Cursing without cussing?
  24. The best dog in the entire world has died
  25. "Only the little people pay their bills!" (Bill, Hillary stiff their lawyers)
  26. Put all the words in the sentence. All of them.
  27. We Have An Absolute Right To Bare Arms
  28. Cold Caller just called me an "idiot"
  29. Hershey Park Hype- I don't get it
  30. Just another idiot, this time at the gym.
  31. GWB: "This Bill is consistent with our commitment to free trade"
  32. Why is the Straight Dope running like Straight Shit?
  33. Am I Threadkiller 2002?
  34. How the fuck does spam STILL get in my Hotmail inbox when filters are set exclusive?
  35. Windows MILLENIUM STINKS!
  36. Bathrobes don't kill people...dumb parents do
  37. PETA: Bite my green and gold ass.
  38. Fucking work
  39. Signs the The End is Nearing
  40. Canadiens fan, lemme show you where to put that banana
  41. Witness this FUCK WAD!!!
  42. I went to the Drudge Report and I nearly threw up
  43. Life just gets better and better!
  44. Using 9/11 pictures for fundraising purposes
  45. I am a Platinum Republican
  46. Buy your Steve the Dell Bastard's Gear Here!!!
  47. Flame about childish rants in the BBQ-pit
  48. revisiting old deamons
  49. The Recursive Rant
  50. It's called "guilt" you little bitch..
  51. You shouldn't access the SDMB at lunch.
  52. Dear web designers:
  53. MickeyFUCKIN-D's...
  54. Post count padding threads
  55. My mother is a control freak.
  56. Tedster-you SOUND like Buchanan!
  57. Actuarial Exams (Gender Issue)
  58. TheRyan and Authoritative Idiocy
  59. The Straight Dope is failing in its mission
  60. Users you avoid
  61. addendums
  62. Cell phone geeks
  63. Fuck Krispy Kreme. And Fuck You!!
  64. Accurate job ads would go a long way to making me less stressed...
  65. Bridget Jones Syndrome
  66. Finagle is Fucking Asshole
  67. Suicidal tendancies at the TylerMcConnell.
  68. Infants/toddlers in movie theaters
  69. Oh my god! They killed Titus! YOU BASTARDS!!
  70. A Possible Reason More Women Aren't In Tech Fields, or
  71. You are not a minority, BITCH!
  72. Fuck you very much, rhinovirus
  73. Damn mlb or am i just being too cheap ?
  74. Fuck Cigarette Prices!!!!!
  75. A Test of the Emergency Insult System
  76. Use A Fucking Condom!!!!!
  77. I'm NOT going to my 10 year HS Reunion
  78. Jarbaby vs. her Body...deathmatch
  79. Top Ten Reasons why I hate the Red Wings
  80. Kylie Minogue, you whore, leave us alone!
  81. A blatant ethnic slur by Tranquilis
  82. Could I ask all of you to collectively damn my hubby's knees straight to hell?
  83. When the Dadaists said to destroy art, this isn't what they meant!
  84. Um . . . why no 9/11 pre-knowledge rants yet?
  85. Why are girls so mean?
  86. I'm. So. Tired. Of this.
  87. I was hit by another car today..
  88. Re: Coldfire projects his own shortcomings onto me
  89. Fuck the office rumor telephone game! And fuck my unfounded gut feelings!
  90. No, Glenn Miller did NOT die in a whorehouse!
  91. An appology to Hyperelastic
  92. Curses! I need suggestions for curses!
  93. My Divorce, My mother, and me, a letter to the woman who gave me life
  94. fine, damnit, be ignorant!!!
  95. Stupid RPG players!!
  96. Why are these hard concepts?
  97. Euphemisms for the act of fucking
  98. Stop telling me my food will kill me!
  99. Why bother posting? You are not the least bit helpful!
  100. American Patriotism is out of control.
  101. Overuse of the Term "Diva" is Chapping My Ass
  102. "If people are giving you a ride, you should always wait for them".. riiiiiiight!
  103. My DSL Rant
  104. User to avoid - lobley
  105. Mr. Manner's Guide to Posts that Should Not Be Made
  106. How to survive on the SDMB
  107. ESPN--Please don't have your ex-jocks talk about labor
  108. Now Episode II is racist??? Give your head a shake people!!!!!
  109. Women, please, QUIT FUCKING WITH MY MIND!!!!!!
  110. My Night with a Neanderthal.
  111. Attack of the Clones/Phantom Menace Anti-Jedi rant. Warning! SPOILERS GALORE!
  112. Stop telling me spoilers about Episode II!!
  113. Anyone else's BS meter going off in response to the pyjama pants girl thread?
  114. I wish I were straight enough to sleep with my best friend
  115. Patch Adams says a Very Stupid Thing
  116. Lame computer rant
  117. Just play some goddamn football already!
  118. In response to kpm & stockton, at manhattan's request (kind of):
  119. "Cathy" is back. Swell.
  120. You owe me money. Please give it back.
  121. I'm mad at my theiving son, so I'm going to destroy a billion dollars worth of art
  122. New Terror Alert!
  123. Traffic, SUVs, Cell Phones, It's all here...
  124. Harry Potter is evil, evil, evil!
  125. Why JRR Tolkien Is One of those Idiots Cashing in on 9/11 for Money....
  126. This sucks. (Stupid job-related rant)
  127. Trading cards are against our religion
  128. George Lucas is a racist
  129. Tranq's periodic thread about dangerous driving.
  130. Fuck You Theif
  131. Little Girl Shunned in the Name of God
  132. Apology to december for not extending benefit of the doubt
  133. Names for masturbation
  134. Republican Spam
  135. How can you tell which one is the blue line?
  136. Foreigner, Head Games, and the construction site next door
  137. I guess I don't need to pay my electric bill now!
  138. Sweet Willy, a moment of your time.
  139. That's it! I'm going to be a well adjusted homo just to piss you people off!
  140. What is this shit?
  141. Imposing your racial laws on others (or Libertarian, the accidental Whitey)
  142. Calling all Jews:Admit the truth to SweetWilly (in Pit in prep for Jewish attack!)
  143. Maybe if I hit the other hand...
  144. Jack Chick and KJV
  145. Tell you what, why don't I have myself cryogenically frozen?
  146. Bitch of an ex-wife......GEEEEZZ
  147. Damn Vegetarians! All that fibers clogging up your email!
  148. Fucking roommates! (SORRY, LONG)
  149. Geneticist pitches "naked" chicken.
  150. So God is HATE?
  151. What a fucking gross commercial!
  152. Left Lane ENDS - 2 Miles Ahead - MERGE RIGHT
  153. I want to kill all people who have done illegal drugs
  154. Anus lips
  155. Stop misusing "schizophrenic", please
  156. You're Summoned To Court For DWS!
  157. Libertarian screwballs run amok!
  158. Polite drivers - check your rear view mirror!
  159. I'll Make This Short and Sweet
  160. I fucking HATE email disclaimers
  161. We don't understand it, so we must regulate it!!
  162. God grants "Get out of jail free" cards: WTF!!!
  163. I PROMISE I will NOT have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
  164. A GP Poly Rant
  165. Cherry Bombed! Conviction in 1963 Killings
  166. Abercrombie and Fitch is officially fucked in the head.
  167. Shut the hell up about Jack Chick!!!
  168. Nine Million Ways to Die
  169. Tech Support math problem.
  170. I'm new here but...
  171. lissener’s Manifesto
  172. No Layers!!
  173. In response to a question by poster Sinyster1
  174. If you're stupid enough to do the crime and not show in court....
  175. Gene Ray. . . heartwarming.
  176. What do you see when you close your eyes
  177. Why Don't You Just Sell Pictures of the Bodies?
  178. Backwoods redneck Georgian theives stole my money!
  179. Watch Evensven break down because her TAs are evil and insane (long college rant)
  180. Whose mom's going to destroy this one?
  181. The New Announcement by Ed
  182. So I made this offhand comment that some may find "distasteful"...
  183. I'm fucking SICK!!!!!
  184. An Ode for Com2Kid who wants to murderize all creeps what done drugs!
  185. Minor rudeness that makes you want to go postal -- post 'em here!
  186. Seat belts - what the hell is wrong with these parents?
  187. Venality, Insanity and Stupidity. . . the saga continues
  188. Time Travelers too well informed
  189. You can call me ellen-oh, or you can call me noem
  190. Who the hell is Jim Piper and why is he sending popups to my machine?
  191. Buffy-quit sneaking up on me!
  192. Dear Coworker: Were you really THAT hungry?
  193. Almost but not quite mad enough to maim him with the jack
  194. Dear ISP - fix your own problems
  195. Chandra Levy - you slut, you
  196. Dammit, give me a Pit post party, you fucknozzles!
  197. They are called EMERGENCY services for a reason
  198. No, dimwit, Microsoft will NOT pay you for chainspamming
  199. Alarming and offensive spam porn titles
  200. Dumbest excuses?
  201. What the fuck is wrong with CNN?
  202. Wonko, please find some other way to amuse yourself.
  203. It's okay to be a bigot if you hate the Amish!
  204. Who wants to bet that I'll find this?
  205. I'm at my wit's end.
  206. Spend $450 in our mall and we'll send you to a local theme park!
  207. I am NOT answering the FUCKING door!
  208. Sigh... Google
  209. Oh, Great Now We've Got Scuba Diving Terrorists To Worry About!
  210. And just why the fuck is there only one Taco Bell in Boston anyway?
  211. Roses are Red...Violets are Blue...
  212. Attack of the grocery tards
  213. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you all to Hell!
  214. Dear Fucknugget: This is NOT A LIFESTYLE!!!
  215. All who take pleasure in other's misfortune, shame on you.
  216. You are driving that uber-truck or SUV...
  217. Why are Star Wars fans so defensive?
  218. The Mythical, Reasonable, Ex
  219. Drunken rant about jury duty
  220. Counter Christian Glurge
  221. Motherfucking Bastards at the Movies!(long)
  222. To the little shits who are hell-bent on ruining my honeymoon...
  223. blurry eyes, you are a good friend but a huge hypocrite
  224. "Emotionally fragile" assholes
  225. Passwords
  226. Maybe the "Lion King" would have been a better choice than"Cabaret" (spoilers, l
  227. Oregon drivers.
  228. To the HFStival participants on Metro on Saturday, 5/25
  229. A question for open-minded Atheists
  230. Dick Armey: weeping pustule or merely a creep? The "Mychal Judge case"
  231. Noisy motor scooters + teenagers = dumbass idea
  232. Dear Impatient Laundry Room Jackass
  233. Holidays are for Harassment
  234. To the Security people working the main gate of HFSestival on 5/26
  235. To the Security people working the main gate of HFSestival on 5/26
  236. To the ladies who live at the end of my street...
  237. Fuck you, Media!
  238. Ottto teaches Northern Irish Politics 101
  239. Bite Me, O Professor of Suckitude, Bite Me.
  240. My issues with that stupid horse movie, ehh Wraith? Ghost? Spirit? something undead?
  241. Surreal Explains It All For You
  242. Hey, Reuters! What about the hand grenade?
  243. "Important information about my account" and I can't get it
  244. Second-hand rant: Ballpark food prices after 9/11
  245. The thread in which DoperChic rants about KFC
  246. swampbear falls in........dammit love leave me alone!
  247. Ottto teaches Abortion Ethics 101
  248. Damn you, Rice Krispies!
  249. Big brother = mental vacuum
  250. An apology to my body...