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- MTV Music Video Awards--Most overhyped non-event in history
- Palestinians torture son; force him to falsely implicate his widowed mother of 7
- Dear Fashion Police, I'm sick of you...
- Go away Fanta commercial, go away and die!
- Drop dead, Reverend Fucknugget!
- Robert Wagner looks good at 72.
- Why doesn't CNN cover the REAL news?
- Summer of the Random, Improbable Scary Thing
- God has spoken to me --
- Too much God is never enough
- A Doper thing that PISSES ME OFF
- For Those Who Feel Sorry for the Poor MLB Players
- We MUST INVADE IRAQ RIGHT NOW!! (see this link)
- We MUST INVADE IRAQ RIGHT NOW!! (see this link)
- If Spanish is so Unamerican, why tolerate names like San Francisco and Los Angeles?
- I will remove the spork from your neck when I receive my potato wedges.
- Presumption at the Parking Lot
- Dear Brain: Proceed directly to Hell, do not pass 'Go'
- To my wonderful college (LOOOOONG)
- What's up with morning DJ's using peoples deaths as laugh material every morning?
- Lobsters, caviar and brandy for MPs at summit on starvation
- Fuck you, you motherfucking slimy excuse for a uterus
- I'm dreading 9/11 this year
- Blame Delaware, version 2- or people who have watched one too many a movie
- Blame Delaware, version 2- or people who have watched one too many a movie
- How dare you interfere with my life, fucking busybody!
- I didn't need to see THAT !!!
- I don't need your warning and it is getting on my nerves. Stop it!
- No Olympics in 2012!
- i'd like to point out that YOU called ME for help, snotpile.
- An open letter to MADD and U.S Government
- Tulia injustice: Shame on Texas, shame on America
- Ban on File Trading Software Topics.
- To: the evangelical bastards at my college.
- Bill O'Reilly, Gay Rights Advocate
- Shoot Miss Manners!!
- More proof that LOTR fanboys have no grasp on reality
- I can't help it..
- Fuck you, insurance companies!!
- Stop AT the crosswalk, not in it, moron!
- This Just In: They're NOT Going To Leave Him Up There
- NYC Landlord suing family of 9/11 victim for lost rent!
- furnishesq, this one's for you.
- My TVs and computer blew up!
- now that we have discussed "parking vultures" how about supermarket aisle hoggers?
- In which Deadly Nightlight covers the steps to fucking acceptance
- Mothergrabbing ATM
- Don't encorage them
- My client, Fuckwit Inc
- Hamster Un-Dance
- Oy, Jackie Mason is giving me such tsuris!
- Irony-Impaired Morons Strike Again! This Time in D.C.
- A REALLY geeky rant
- Lissener, stop helping the bigots!
- For the Love of GOD........
- Man found guilty after 27 years; justice and pain reperations are served.
- Gay men unable to form appropriate male friendships
- pedestrian rage
- Long time liberal points out insane lawsuit
- Please Help Major League Baseball
- Jap and other 'racial' slurs
- Collapsing cat tree; terrible pain
- Suck my eye crusts Mr. Ragweed!!!
- Please stop posting spoilers in thread titles in Cafe Society.
- The more I think about it, the more AOL bothers me
- For the Love of God, do all of you people live in California?
- tarpal, I believe a few of us would like a word with you.
- Would you grow the fuck up and be an adult?
- He's sitting on a bench. Let's beat the shit out of him!
- I'm a freak ? You're a fucking dick!
- Fuck you, MLB!
- The Return of Howard (AARGH!)
- Damn you Fox Sports and your stupid "A Team" commercials
- GOPers -- Clinton says you chumps run on Ideology and Resentment!
- He looked at me funny. To the pit!!!
- Chiefs sign #1 draft choice - and he's overweight!!!
- No, you don't *know* I'm a Christian
- Let's see how many wrong and insulting assumptions we can fit into just four words!
- Stop inventing diss words you telephone-molesting sock cakes!
- a racist memorial
- Something I need to get off my chest about the SD Board
- TV Guide, like YOU can judge quality, You Bastards!
- Well fuck me, part II
- Mother-In-Law, Please Don't Cook For Me.
- Another Suyicide Pilot foiled
- A letter to my former room mate (long)
- INCREDIBLY bad and very weird restaurant experience
- Cal Thomas, you ignorant putz
- Irc
- Justhink's Dilemma
- Damn you a/s/l people!
- Message to the USA
- Anna nicole smith show
- I'm hot, I'm bored, and there's hair all over my popsicle
- Oskee-pee-pee
- To My DIY Neighbor:
- It's 12:33 AM, I'm trying to sleep, and there's toxic fumes wafting into my room...
- Sorry, non-smokers, I have a spot in this world too.
- Someone snatched my Google
- This Is BULL-SHIT!
- Road Rage
- People! Feh!
- The handicapped need a space for their Dodge Vipers too, you know?
- Rock critic, my ass!
- An article I read today. . .(9/11 stuff)
- Oh my FUCKING GOD!!!! Worst Driver EVER!!!!
- Don't name your child after a JOKE in a TOM HANKS MOVIE!
- Shrieky Man-Bitch must DIE!
- Shrieky Man-Bitches must DIE!
- CNN: Let McDonalds buy a damn commercial already
- Awful lot of people 'love' NY these days
- YO! BlahMan!
- Comcast- you suck diddly uk!!
- Dear December, you ignorant f***!
- Have you no sense of decency Coulter, at long last?
- A somewhat inappropriate toy
- Fuck off, Rent-A-Cop
- Shopping Rage !!!
- Baseball makes another brilliant move
- I hate the term "chops"
- To the Professional Offenderati of the SDMB:
- How is it funny when someone is hurt or humiliated?
- Arse!
- Flush, Damn You! Flush! FLUSH!!
- Don’t. Call. Me. Sweetie.
- To those who think agricultural subsidies are a bad thing:
- We'll be here for you, just trust us
- Bathroom rant!
- Can we please stop with the numerology?
- I don't live in "The Homeland"
- Two words: stop it
- E-mail genie, you lied to me!
- Do You Really Think There's a Secret Code That Will Unlock Everything?
- Woe to the Vikings on That Day
- YUCK! yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
- Arnold's cute odd little hot button
- Gaming software engineers at work: SHUT the FUCK UP!
- Ask the magic 8 ball
- A pox on ye, IKEA, a pox on ye and yer frumpy Scandinavian offspring
- So what is it about cops and guys?
- A freaking hootenanny in Times Square!
- Make me regret this post
- Is it neccessary to stuff the cup of (beverage) full of ice?
- No offence to US citizens, but I wouldn't live there in a pink fit!
- Comedy Central Schedulers Should Die Like Pigs in Hell
- Marcus Terentius Varro, fuck you and your farming book too
- Ambulance drvier "allegedly" ran over patient's leg...
- I guess this make me unpatriotic.
- A parting gift for the homophobes
- Uncle Toby -- Take a Loooong Walk
- Dammit, next time I'm checking "sane" on the roommate request form!
- I am so mad at my boss that I'm shaking (and not in a good way)
- What the hell makes people like this ?
- Dear Boy Next-Door,
- Is anyone else getting sick of the 9/11 "Remembrance crap/hype?"
- Of Doves and Vipers
- Why the fuck must every cable channel slowly degrade from what made us like it?!?!
- F-U neighbors, F-U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hit me you smug goatfucker! Come on and HIT ME!
- American Plans To Kill Other Americans on 9/11
- Just give me my PAYCHECK !
- The World Is My Ashtray
- American Movie Classics, MY ASS!!!!!
- I smoke.
- Illegal modifications of firearms and GQ
- Oops! Justice Gives Classified Info to Terrorist
- PennDOT and the USPS can suck the piss from a dead rat (a moving rant)
- A good rule of thumb when you haven't read the entire thread:
- A rant on Heterophobes, lets see if the mods ban this
- WTF?¿? Is it the US against the world now?
- 'Uigi you worthless ****, get in here.
- A note to the straight supremacists and those verbally beating the tar out of them
- The "Iraqi Photo" Evidence a Fake?
- A&E's Lathe of Heaven YUCK!!!
- To All Holier-Than-Thou Christians
- Please attribute your quotes!
- Damn you, HGTV! Damn you, Norm!
- Get your ugly campaign sign off the side of the road!
- NFL week #1 a rant
- Little girl killed by father
- Bush Knew
- Well, you may be "black", but you ain't BLACK.
- No, your wedding is NOT the most important thing ever!!
- god dam my superior mind!!!
- Danalan, leave the children alone!
- A double standard that bugs me (strong language ahead)
- This fallacious gun-debate exchange simply MUST stop
- Screw You "protestors", Give Me My Right To Hear And Disagree With The Man
- Oh, joy! The telemarketers are giving us a day off, in honor or 911
- Someone with worldly knowledge explain this to me
- That's It No more Intel Inside My Computer
- I have no willpower and it's pissing me off.
- Please do not assume I am delusional
- Who the hell do you think you are ArchitectChore?
- The Greatest McDonald's In the World.
- Do NOT wave me through!
- School district "curriculum" honchos: Take your head out of your ass
- My parting complaint to the moderator of this forum
- Buzz nails a insane moon-moron. Yeah!
- What happened to the 'Minute's Silence' in Melbourne this morning?
- Bite my fatherhood, you fascist, elitist idiots.
- I Am Sparticus meets the SDMB One-Trick Pony Chowder and Marching Society!
- 9/11 and peace.
- Rhapsody -- Thanks, we were fresh out of Homophobes
- Iraq is a black country? WTF is Mandela talking about?
- UncleBeer: If you would...
- My final plea for reason to the jack booted thug who rules this forum (a parody)
- I'm not going to college, deal with it!
- Don't SELL something I LENT you!!!
- I want to see 'Enterprise', dang it!
- Dear Hotmail: have you decided on an outfit yet?
- Mr. French is the very devil himself
- Here's a hearty 9-11 F-You, you smarmy, condescending piece of crap!
- Godammit Clinton, why did you have to go on Letterman?
- Fuck you MSN!... regarding ideas on how to cheat on your girlfriend...
- I don't exist (online ordering rant)
- What about Saudia Arabia, Mr. Bush?
- Congratulations Mitsubitshi!
- Use Capitals!!!!!
- Don Imus---Save us all and get kiecked in the head by one of your horses
- Jobs I just don't get.
- This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers--I mean, patients
- Advertising Sucks . . .
- Don't mess with Lynn Bodoni in the near future
- For crying out loud, what's the point of the homosexuality debates??
- Can someone explain Cris Collinworth's fucking problem? Please?
- Beggars can't be chastisers
- Willie Horton's Social Security Check - A New Low!
- How many maimed people does it take? (a work-related rant, believe it or not).
- U.S. Military cheats at war games. Surprise, surprise.
- Will I never be free of Brett Favre?
- Somone in San Jose is a moron!!
- Canadian Prime blames U.S. for 9/11 attacks.... WTF!?
- FARGIN' BASTIDGES!!! (Another telemarketer rant)
- Rectalcraniotomy
- Angry college boy venting.
- Make a decent cup!!!
- Dumbass Florida Congressman
- I'm doubtful too, George
- Carrot Top vs. Dell Guy
- Coldfire corrupted my husband!
- Our Revels are now ended
- Lest you thought there just might be a dearth of stupidity.
- Step right up, meet the minority of one!
- Attention illiterate's: Plural's do not contain apostrophe's
- The Conservatives: making Blair look good (a mediocre UK rant)
- Is Scott Ritter a hero?
- Sony Music: Blow Me
- Dammit, just drive the nail!
- People with REALLY long usernames
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