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  1. "Help. the clown forcefed me Big Macs!"
  2. So, I met someone's slave the other day.
  3. You're so dumb I could slap you.
  4. Would you support manditory home hymen inspections for all spinsters?
  5. Are Advitisers Stupid, Or Is It Just Me?
  6. Beautiful Women are Coming to Nigeria! Let's Riot!
  7. Newsflash--US Government Agency lets X-Files writers design their webpage
  8. Senile Dumble-fuck, please shut up
  9. Explanation and apology
  10. Monty, come to the pit and bring the truth with you.
  11. I never said that.
  12. Don't like to rent out mature videos? Don't work at Blockbuster!!
  13. Discourse through which Threemae gets laid...
  14. GD is frickin' worthless, it appears
  15. Fuck You Canadian [L]iberals!
  16. If you don't like my parodies, don't read them
  17. Asshat fights with partner, denounces him as hijacker of plane with MY DAD onboard!!
  18. Keep YOUR fucking dog in YOUR YARD!!!
  19. One for jarbabyj- play spot the packer fans!
  20. Cashiers, don't ask for my phone number!
  21. Lets gamble and spend money then eat at a soup kitchen for free
  22. If you don't like my perogies, don't eat them.
  23. Winter depression sets in early
  24. Not one of our finest hours...
  25. Joe_Cool and Jersey Diamond - Match Made In Hell
  26. Where in the world are we? Americans don't know.
  27. Islam and sexual self-control
  28. Thank god for Jackass!
  29. Have we really descending into a society of such wimpyness?
  30. Religious fundamentalist fanatics. Enough!! Step. The. Fuck. Off. NOW!!
  31. With all due respect, Polycarp, I think your comment was inappropriate
  32. An apology to Jarbaby
  33. OK...Step Slowly Away From The Car and Drop the Dildo....
  34. Really bored by your anger and hatred
  35. And the homophobe of the month is.......Garrison Hearst
  36. What do you mean I have no insurance??!?!?!
  37. The worst Root Beer ever!!! Olde Brooklyn
  38. The Stupidest Example of Retail Stupidity Ever Stupidified
  39. What a waste of two hours (sci-fi channel Roswell show)
  40. A message to Kirkland1244 from a lying sack of shit
  41. My uncle is insane, I pity him (big wad 'o glurge)
  42. That was a cheap shot, fuckface
  43. Common sense in employing the disabled.
  44. Either I post this or I put my fist through the wall of my sister's house.
  45. Killing for sport? Give me a break.
  46. Give me back my stuff, FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  47. FIRE the rat bastard!
  48. The NFL-killing one of the greatest sports games ever?
  49. Shut up and read! And don't vandalize books, either!
  50. life
  51. His4Ever and Les Miz (Theology through musical theatre)
  52. Rougy, come on DOWN!!!!
  53. How can they charge so much for that!
  54. Important Message From My Stomach
  55. Kindergarten Sex
  56. Asshat Ohio State fans
  57. Another national black eye for the city of Columbus
  58. I Feel So Much Better Now That I've Given Up Hope (financial rant)
  59. You shouldn't go into business with your friends
  60. I hate my aunt!
  61. I got king hit
  62. Chick Flicks
  63. Why are Rolling Stone reviewers such fucking assclowns?
  64. What are the good effects of being a miserable bastard?
  65. Fuck you Suzie you high and mighty bitch
  66. Tide! Now with Mustard Gas Scent!
  67. Overturned truck last night on I-95 stole my precious time!
  68. Pregnant Dopers: Train your baby to play DEFENSE for the Chiefs!
  69. Service Rant 1: Best Buy Can Suck My Crusty Ass Hairs
  70. Bryant Gumbel Loses All Credibility
  71. I can't believe they're doing this to me -- AGAIN!!
  72. "We have nothing to fear but Sen. Richard Shelby"
  73. You KNOW what you stole... GIVE IT BACK!
  74. Hizzoner and His Hit Men?
  75. Simpsons <Insert Date>
  76. Bob Barr + Dick Armey + ACLU = My brain just exploded.
  77. Various Hockey Rants
  78. Razor Cock Sodomy Poll
  79. My Ex is an SOB!!!
  80. Whinefest. You're invited.
  81. Fuck You Visa You Damn Racist Motherfuckers
  82. I am a supervisor, not a wish granting genie.
  83. Learn the concept of taking turns, dick
  84. I am a dumbfuck piece of shit (Sorry Visa)
  85. God forbid we teach our kids
  86. Well, trust my doctor to ruin even THIS for me!
  87. I'm sorry Lynn
  88. Stop reviving 2 year old threads
  89. No !! I will not Give you Free food.
  90. These people make me sick....
  91. Bad driving squared... not even a rant
  92. RealPlayer is a pile of shit
  93. Get the hell outta my car, ya hooker! Or, worst. night. ever.
  94. Hey! Wait a minute! This Onion... is... RECYCLED!
  95. Pointless mini-rant: I hate QuickTime
  96. Who writes this shit at CNN?
  97. I am filled with rage
  98. inconsiderate teachers
  99. Spinmeisters/Clinton-eloquent!?!?!?!?
  100. Non-Americans and God? Americans and God
  101. Just when you thought Mike Tyson couldn't sink any lower
  102. Just because you dress like a clown does NOT make your sport extreme
  103. There's a special spot in hell for these lads...
  104. The Muggles Are At It Again
  105. Robert Friel stop spamming me!
  106. The Story of Eve and the Big, Big, Very Big Umbrella
  107. Liz Smith the underhanded bitch
  108. Eidolon909, just for you
  109. Canuck soldiers fired on Yank pilots, WTF?
  110. His4Ever, JerseyDiamond and Joe_Cool are hypocrites.
  111. one question
  112. PETA makes me smile
  113. The Lipton Instant Mashed Potatoes with Knorr Beef Gravy Mix Kit and its purchasers
  114. In our country, we kill people like you.
  115. Thank you, Adam Sandler, or WORST SONG EVER!!!
  116. This is a unique form of suck (warning: a disgusting amount of self-pity ahead)
  117. Denver Judge Prohibits Referencing Constitution in Court; Makes Ass of Self
  118. My business has no bearing on your business!
  119. Dear BACC: have you gone absolutely batshit?
  120. Again another terroist attack.....
  121. Don't The Holidays Suck?
  122. Evil Hampsters must DIE!
  123. Efficient sods!
  124. Could you maybe have a debate WITHOUT the jargon?
  125. Anthing that is bothering you, post here
  126. That is it! You are Officially a Moron!
  127. Stop putting your sick porn directly in the spam!!
  128. Dr Phil, SHUT UP!
  129. Screw you, logitech!
  130. Capitalists gone wild! - OR - Never. EVER. again. (long)
  131. Child molesting priest goes to jail. For only 30 days!
  132. I actually enjoyed my job yesterday.
  133. I was a victim of a hit and run yesterday!
  134. Mr. Monopoly, my ass! What happened to rich Uncle Pennybags?
  135. FOXNews--Fair and balanced my ass: At last the truth comes out!
  136. Afraid of Some Truth???
  137. SDMB: Where we battle the war against ignorance.... as long as it's not important
  138. Alright, who did it??
  139. I am a coldhearted bitch with no sympathy for the depressed
  140. Our scout den burned down last night.
  141. My Helliday week
  142. Why I hate Witnessing
  143. Friend problem
  144. Godfucking damn son of a cunting bastard ass-whore! When will life stop sucking?!?!
  145. Untruthful Accusations
  146. You're all a bunch of fucking masticators!!!!
  147. Don't point that thing at me.
  148. Gay Man With A Caveat
  149. The most frequent myths of college you have encountered........
  150. Fucking take home exams
  151. Holy shit (NFL pit thread)
  152. What the hell is that ad?
  153. What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?!
  154. turn off the TV!
  155. Stay in your own leauge and you'll get the fucking girls!
  156. Coldfire please change your name
  157. I Am A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal
  158. Bright Bulb, Dim Wit.
  159. Memo to my District Manager (a longish Blinkie work rant)
  160. Letter to the old bitch down the road
  161. Why is masterbation a problem if someone wants to it all the time?
  162. Here it is.. my first whinge in the pit.
  163. 10 year old gets it right
  164. Well, that's about the dumbest fucking piece of "logic" used to solve a TV show crime
  165. Why the fuck won't anyone leave me feedback on Ebay?
  166. I don't get any respect.
  167. Man this board is BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  168. When your balls get stuck to the porch
  169. Dear jarbabyj--
  170. Collounsbury, 6-3-2000 to 11-28-2002
  171. Personal info on a public message board
  172. Sorry, I'm STILL NOT GAY, but thanks!
  173. Can I be in the Dorkusmalorkusmafia?
  174. Wear some fucking earplugs Tiger!!!!
  175. Oh, Yeah, THAT'S a Civilized Response
  176. Haw Haw Haw
  177. Burning Bush
  178. The Isle of Main is not part of the UK
  179. Brilliant career move there, Rob
  180. I'm so freaking stupid.
  181. Dogs and people.
  182. VH1, thank for sharing this shit (literally) with me.
  183. Ted Koppel and that annoying...thing...from BET
  184. The Muppets are....... not real.
  185. Hey Cerowyn! - Blow me
  186. Al Roker, you are not an inspiration to people everywhere.
  187. If it's December, it must be time to hate the BCS.
  188. Why do I like near western men?
  189. It is not he he he! Damnit!
  190. Hmmm. Traffic is very heavy. How to solve? Why by stopping it of course!
  191. Oh REAAALLY? I DON'T think so.
  192. If Ever a Visiting Frenchman Needed to be Pantsed . . .
  193. Parents can't video tape their kids' school play
  194. I hate credit card issuers and their nasty practices
  195. So, Where is the Snow?
  196. bitch bitch bitch
  197. Parody threads are getting out of hand
  198. This is just sooooooo wrong
  199. Rage-worthy
  200. UPS - How do they stay in business? (Long, I'm afraid.)
  201. I didn't sign on for a dystopian society
  202. 422 dollars?!?! What the hell is this all about?!?!
  203. Okay I lied....C K Dexter Haven I have a problem
  204. You are lying whores Entertainment Weekly.
  205. I think we need a mascot troll.
  206. w00t, time for another round of....troll-feeders!
  207. Ah, the joys of bill collectors (long)
  208. Esprix: Hypocrite, Asshole & also Gay
  209. Offensensitivity
  210. Huzzah for Office Parties!
  211. Blow your damned nose
  212. Bush -- Intelligence -- Iraq -- Argh!
  213. Dear Fucktard Uncle
  214. T Psych 101
  215. It Must Be Christmas - Sydney is on Fire Again
  216. I'm all for student apathy if it lets me sleep!
  217. it's here again!
  218. Normally, I'm opposed to regicide, but then again...
  219. 87 Spam messages today
  220. Dear Credit Card Company - YOU GAVE MY IDENTITY THIEF THE CARD, YOU FUCKING SOLVE IT!
  221. Dumbass teacher/coach !!!
  222. Indecision, irresponsibility, and FUCKING DUMB
  223. can you spare a minute for children in need?
  224. Double standards at college: Will these fucktards do any frigging work?!?!?!??
  225. I really love ya Barnes & Noble, but DAMN this pisses me off!
  226. Die you spoiled bitch!
  227. To my Increasingly Dickensian Employers...
  228. For Lezlers and its lap dog, Kambuckta
  229. This state budget 'shortfall' is pissing me off mightily
  230. I Don't Goddamn Want A Mini Rc Car!!!! Stop Spamming Me You Assgoblins!!
  231. Snowed in with Brother.
  232. Could someone please direct me to a rage management session?
  233. The This-song-has-a-goddamn-inane-title Song (lame little rant)
  234. Dear Graham Norton
  235. Microsoft and network stupidity
  236. FUCK YOU, Dennis Franchione!
  237. Why did I agree to help you???
  238. Stupid Telemarketer Tricks
  239. Wal-Mart: Dead Peasant insurance is pretty fucking low.
  240. Warning! Don't buy from Shop4Tech.com!!!
  241. To the annoying girl in my Weather & Oceans class
  242. What entices people to join Scientology?
  243. The return of "HOs 'R' Us"
  244. He is not a CHILD, dumbass.
  245. Sick Of This Bullshit
  246. Political Correctness
  247. Eutychus Voodoo thread
  248. Apologies to Max and others...
  249. Ok. I Give. Who *Are* These People Sending Out Holiday Letters?
  250. A thanksgiving tale of Whoa, or now it can be toll'd (tmi)