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  1. Well, thanks for making me feel worthless today.
  2. What in the hell is wrong with my husband
  3. Thank you very fucking much, Mike fucking Price.
  4. Well, it's official: civilization has come to an end
  5. Fred Phelps, f'accuse!
  6. POS Computer!
  7. Please empty the entire two litre bottle of mayonaise onto my burger. Thankyou.
  8. We must CONSUME the stuff you make—but we have contempt for you (creativity rant).
  9. Why the fuck does a college sports coach get a $10 million contract?
  10. The fight goes on . . . ("gay" as derogatory adjective)
  11. We must CONSUME the stuff you make—but we have contempt for you (creativity rant).
  12. Halliburton falls for the Nigerian scam!
  13. A new kind of spamming!
  14. Hey, assmunch, get a new hobby. No, you may not lick that.
  15. Stopping urban legends and glurge
  16. So...I guess you didn't like the class.
  17. Weirddave
  18. At least have the balls to say it to my face
  19. Fuckin' Austin Post Office!!
  20. Eminem, Humorless Turd Extrordinaire
  21. If you don't like me, tell it to my face
  22. The economy has sucked the life from me ::collapses::
  23. So...what would you do?
  24. "I love you, but I'll be leaving you in 2 years."
  25. Where I come from, they call that stealing...
  26. the weather cheated me out of my fun!
  27. fuck the chruch
  28. Model lines baby crib with lead to protect against "cosmic rays"
  29. Q&A with Hamas guy Sheik Abdul Yassin, translated to non-spin
  30. I am feeling spontaneous/wreckless.
  31. Sears seems to have their head in their corporate ass
  32. Listen, Discover, I NEVER signed up for your fucking $45 "account protection"
  33. To the Parents -- Your kids need to stop riding bikes sidewalks
  34. Mom's Day (long and awful)
  35. JonBenet Ramesy, Laci Peterson and Dennis Strongquil
  36. "Revenge" spam. What. The fuck??!?
  37. Excuse me!Don't write on my counter!(and other fast-food/mall rants)
  38. Sorry I fucked up Mother's Day again...
  39. The Russian whore/Japanese fuck chick/Camel master Thread
  40. Statistical proof of inequality
  41. Ahh, yet another tale of cum guzzling asshatted teens and their parents
  42. I've Been Slammed With Raspberry Nut Cake!!
  43. To My Vaginal Cavity of a Neighbor Across the Street
  44. To the person who keyed my car
  45. Will you just ask about me and my life occasionally?
  46. Didn't her parents teach her better?
  47. I can always count on the poeple here to let me down....or Thanks a lot, fucker
  48. What sort of idiot puts spoilers in a thread title?
  49. I need the god damn legal description!
  50. I hate all my girlfriend's freinds
  51. Stupid scam artists
  52. No, actually, you CAN'T butt in line
  53. Then take off your fucking sweater, beotch!
  54. Ten minutes with the Asshole of your choice. Who/where. What tools do you need?
  55. Attractive people should get hit by cars but not die
  56. Evo v. Creat frusteration
  57. US: 'Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction'
  58. JuanitaTech thinks not-so-nice thoughts about Gateway! (a geeky rant)
  59. a somewhat typical highschool rant.
  60. Well, the fucking religion of peace strikes again
  61. Islam: The Religion of Peace (long)
  62. There is BLOOD gushing out of my FACE!!!!!!!!
  63. What affection standards are our children being taught?
  64. They fucking did it again folks! AGAIN! Jesus fucking Christ!
  65. Watch HOT chicks getting fu....
  66. Fuck Spam
  67. Wolverine's Berry Rampage WHAT?!
  68. The Red Sox, not as great as you'd think
  69. Hey Bluesman, a question for you
  70. Not just MeanOldLady - It's effecting us all now
  71. Dear Kim Jong-Il, Dr. Evil called and he told you to back off
  72. Stupid teachers :@ (lame rant)
  73. Texas Democrats: you've gotta be fucking kiddin me
  74. Pit your favorite fashion victems here!
  75. When Incompetents Install Things (long)
  76. An apology...
  77. The Worst Co-Worker Ever - Read And Weep For Me
  78. Babies eat $9 steaks do they??
  79. Superstition is the Enemy of All Mankind.
  80. I can't believe you're still talking about "The Matrix"
  81. No Oreos For You!
  82. My experience with the CHP
  83. Islam is What We Make It - Don't Let Them Win
  84. If you already fucking know everything, then why did you fucking ask?
  85. Jack T. Chick merged with Tim LaHaye?
  86. Beg For This, You Fucking Bitch
  87. @#%!!!! ##@$#@ Shift key!!!
  88. Damn Headaches!
  89. Me, hospital. Mother-in-law, grr.
  90. Dammit, Don't Touch Anything!
  91. No, I don't know what I'm going to do with my life. Stop asking!
  92. Zita, doggy, we need to have a talk
  93. Hey Taco Hell - WTF?!
  94. Manhattan the assclown
  95. Scientology deaths
  96. You think you can just kick him out? Well, think again!
  97. I know! How about I get a little FUCKING FATTER!
  98. Prescription Drug Advertising: Knock It Off Already!!
  99. On Café Society and spoilers.
  100. Yes. Because I'm gay I'm just a cum-dripping manwhore. Nice to know.
  101. Arrgh! I *hate* the bus but I WILL win this bet!!!
  102. Leaving your dog in your convertible isn't so smart, either
  103. Where the fuck is it? A guessing game.
  104. I can't change my own headlight?!?
  105. What, are you military people trying to give me a fucking heartattack!
  106. Look out Alaska! The WBC is coming!
  107. Enough about the lame ducks
  108. Is the National Enquirer better than the New York Times?
  109. MOTHMAN and MEXICO vs. BILL CLINTON
  110. Ice Cream In Stupidity
  111. Thanks, Mods!
  112. Geico? You are lyin' ass dogs!
  113. Rocks on the road make me scream
  114. You....fucking.....ASSHOLE!!
  115. Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, nor gloom of night…but maybe Chihuahua
  116. Why?!?!!
  117. Rebuilding America's Defences: Strategies, Forces And Resources - Egad!!
  118. STOP NOW or I will cut your fucking balls off myself
  119. I'm adopting an grandmother.
  120. Fuck you AND the G*d you rode in on!
  121. Hey Lynn, can I wish death on this guy?
  122. Pick a schedule and stick to it! or Get you shit together and play as a team!
  123. You want onions, Sweetie?
  124. Okay, honey, now that you're actually raping her, SAY CHEESE!
  125. I just saw STAR WARS -- it's really fun! (spoilers OK)
  126. Fucking clouds!! Go the fuck away!!!
  127. The Final Theater Whine Thread
  128. Don't let anything get in the way of your workout
  129. why the fuck do we have to wait?
  130. Bend over and I'll show you what to do with your foolish Christian Folly!!
  131. My Volkswagen is a piece of shit
  132. my 100th post
  133. BCC suggests Jessica Lynch story greatly exaggerated, if not faked
  134. Most idiotic thing about Windows?
  135. Newsflash: stupid car owners
  136. A Spectacularly Ineffectual Rant Against the Very Heavens!
  137. You're STILL going to ask me for money? (an extremely mild rant)
  138. My (Lame) Rant @ The Telephone Company
  139. They're digging a hole in the lowest level of Hell for this group
  140. Mini ABC/NBA/Spurs/Lakers rant - lame
  141. Walmartians
  142. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight my ASS!
  143. Why do some cashiers ask WHY you're buying something?
  144. The Fat Moronic Bitch Who Bumped My Brand New Car
  145. Idiot "mother" whose kids ended up drowned
  146. I work at a playground. Please let me vent.
  147. Flaky Friends (Another Lucwarm Rant)
  148. Pool Peril at Chateau Beach Dandelion
  149. Cream cheese on my bagel
  150. Winning a $25M lottery isn't always easy.
  151. New Flash! Laci Peterson KilledBy satanists!
  152. Yes. I Know Your Kids Went To Harvard! I DON'T CARE!!
  153. I'm sorry, but Zenster is a fuckwit.
  154. I'm sorry, but Zenster is a fuckwit.
  155. Enough with the "wanted" cards already
  156. Revealed – The Riddle of A-Plus Accounting Practices
  157. WTF is wrong with people
  158. A Seussian Rant
  159. At least hide the biohazard employee in the back!!!
  160. You snotty nosed brats aren't going to keep ME from catching my plane!
  161. The Crypt of SDMB Clichés
  162. McDonald's playland rant
  163. You say "to-MAY-to," I say "Satan's hellspawn fruit."
  164. My dog peed on my leg.
  165. Stream of consciousness in Harvard Square
  166. funny thing about the matrix
  167. Health Fuckin' SCARE System
  168. Notes from a Childfree Couple
  169. Yes- Telemarketers really are that stupid!
  170. I can't fucking see!
  171. The Usual Suspects Are a Bunch of Weenies!
  172. To the fuckstick in the Camry
  173. What do you mean you won't refill this?
  174. Rounding tight corners at the fast food drive-through
  175. Man allegedly dunked girl's head in toilet
  176. Where's my damn pizza?
  177. Billy Vera voice overs
  178. Hey Barkeep, I'll have what GeoJon is having
  179. I am getting tired of the PC Police on this board.
  180. Would a mod please address the line separating IRL vs board relationships on the SDMB
  181. Notes from a family
  182. The Government Conspiracy about people who're blocking my way (long)
  183. Dial-up internet access
  184. Oh for pity's sake...
  185. To the Canadian Tire Customer Service Rep.
  186. To flame a Mockingbird
  187. Fuck not another Pay Pal scam
  188. Whatever happened to giving a 2-week notice?!
  189. In which the FunkySpaceCowboy (almost) gets recruited into a pyramid scheme.
  190. To the idiot who decided to threaten the neighborhood
  191. You could at least have brought him to the door
  192. What the fuck makes you think you can threaten my kids !
  193. My rental agency is a bunch of idiots
  194. Bar fights, and correct actions in them
  195. Bloody Agencies
  196. In which my (formerly) virginal, pristine and untouched hotmail account is spammed.
  197. A Sordid Tale of Beijing, Grad School, and a Shitty Landlord
  198. Some 20,000 Canadians are Fucktwats
  199. To the fuckwit on the plane in front of me
  200. My History teacher is an...an...well I'm too made to think of an insult worthy enough
  201. How to use apostrophes, for fuck's sake
  202. "We were at war, I did my part" (to pad my pension and abuse the system).
  203. Love, you syphlitic man-whore
  204. "Lincoln was a racist." Idiot high school children
  205. Jim
  206. Hair extensions and acrylic airsprayed fingernails
  207. In Total Effin Denial--School Shooting Averted--No Colombine Today.
  208. Haley Barbour--"Head start kids would be better off in a whorehouse"
  209. Kalt, you bigoted piece of shit
  210. Ok spammers, this is the last fucking straw
  211. Blair: "I'm not even sorry."
  212. Trying to torture me? Or do you like ruining food you're offering me?
  213. 'Fast' Food
  214. Apparently my work is plotting to bring whitey down
  215. Bag my own groceries!?! What could you POSSIBLY be saying?!?
  216. Where are the WDM's?
  217. French journalists "detained", then forcibly repatriated back to France. Nice.
  218. The middle fecking east. (this will get me hated by all liberal hippie types)
  219. Damn it, why can't I lose weight?
  220. Inflammatory anti-war graduation speech by NYT reporter
  221. Even the Onion couldn't have written this
  222. *99.4%* *99.4%* *squawk!*
  223. Why.....
  224. If the friggin Romans could do it...
  225. Arabs refuse to play Israeli in table tennis
  226. You May Not Call Tech Support.
  227. 4 Reasons Why Moving Sucks Ass.
  228. lekatt: le posterior
  229. When a thread requires it POST YOUR A/S/L!!!
  230. Toby Keith's a colossal turd and his proclivity for all things shitty knows no limits
  231. I Hate Big Cities
  232. Foot in mouth disease for a racial screed (spoilers for AmerIdol)
  233. Concerning the nail that punctured my tire
  234. French Fry Assault
  235. Put this on a bird's ass end?
  236. What is it with Florida ?????? --FCAT
  237. Ehhh...What's up, Doc?
  238. Does the Palestinian Authority want all of Israel?
  239. Meh
  240. I've invented a new word. Areaism.
  241. Evan Dando, renowned idiot, encourages the youth of the world to shoot up heroin
  242. We won't take NO for an answer, even if it's from US!
  243. Roma...Slovakia...Bastards...
  244. I Might Indeed Have a Calling, But You Guys Won't Let Me Act On It
  245. There's nothing wrong with being fat - except....
  246. Manhattan-what's this guy's problem?
  247. Four-Year-Old Beaten to Death in TX
  248. Motherfucking dog-felching non-standard sized JEWEL CASES!!! FUCK!!
  249. Your children are people!
  250. Rush Limbaugh's unfair criticism