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- Wal-Mart to reach another new low
- A hearty "Fuck You" to the BCIS Info Line
- Ah, the friendly, open-minded folk of the Post Office
- Dentists! Get your fucking act together!
- Bush Administration lying on WMD's- the continuing controversy
- Uh Oh! Still no WMD
- "Selling Out" - Learn what it means and use the term properly, please
- My act of Civil Disobedience
- Some people are disguting -- cross posted from my journal
- Assclown neighbors complained about me!!
- What the holy flying fuck is this "smokeandpancake" site??!!
- The Postman Cometh ... NOT!
- Hockey Dad, Your Act Was Totally Unacceptable...(V. Long OP)
- ARG! Noisy drunken bastards!
- Telemarketers of the world: En Garde!
- Dang it, I miss PAX TV!!!!!
- I want my Weather Channel, dammit!
- Why can't you just leave your fucking computer on???
- heygeno, what is your problem?
- Bewildered Bush-Bashers' Beastly Barrage of Backstabbing
- Geez, just let me blow some steam already!
- Who asked you to piss in that thread, raisinbread??
- Yahoo! tech support blows monkeys
- IAEA in Iraq again. US blew nuclear containment. Serious shit.
- My rant against the airlines and travel agents
- The children hve been let out of their cages! What will the sdmb do?!?!
- What the hell is wrong with people?!
- Would Everybody Just Shut the Hell Up?!? Neighbors, Bikers and Cops…
- The scum that just moved in upstairs...
- Just because you can't hear yourself doesn't mean WE can't!
- Tick enema eating KIDNEY STONE put me in the hospital!
- I hate people who put btw and then...
- raisinbread : get your shriveled, doughy, ass in here!
- Polite Notice to Guinastasia
- I know! Let's make welfare recipiants dance jigs for us!
- Why would a single mother need more thant $20.00 in her wallet?
- TopText links
- French schoolkids no longer welcome in US.
- Bill O'Reilly is the devil! Or is he...?
- ESPN.com, I love you but now I must hate you
- Regarding the olstein at the concert
- Regarding the Holstein at the Concert
- I am seeing entirely too many Hummers on the road!
- Lungs, you SUCK! (Actually, you don’t right now, and that’s the problem.)
- Eugh. Icky. Eww. (mild)
- Donut diplomacy and my lack thereof - AKA Me So Dumbass
- Cell phones
- Add my name to the FUCK YOU MANHATTAN petition
- Fuck You, Agape Press
- M. de Villepin, vas te faire enculer (longish rant on the French Foreign Minister)
- Damn you Devils! Damn you to hell!
- Hey, idiot who left a used diaper in the parking lot
- I'm bored
- Total FUCKER fails to tell fiancee he's HIV+, marries her, and infects her
- Miss 26, Your Number Is Up!
- Monkeypox - WTF!!!
- Exterminate... exterminate...
- Endless. Boomer. Whining.
- No, we're waiting for the second coming of Christ
- Bush Insists Iraq Weapons Will Be Found
- This particular collection agency can KISS my black ass
- My landlord guy is EVIL!!!!!!!
- North Carolina Tourism Authorities: A Word, Please (mild)
- Would you mind taking your child elsewhere?
- The Pit is awesome - it's those Great Debates that suck!
- Holy shit is this ever evil... (e-mail scam)
- Welcome to Adams County, home of the Fightin' Yokels.
- Our next judical nomination fun zone!
- Valedictorians and the people that suck them off
- My little Radiohead Dissapointment.
- Susma Rio Sep, I don't get you-mild
- Message to CNN: Fuck You, Fuck Martha Stewart!
- 20 days and $200 from Homelessness. Happy Graduation Sven.
- Nanny puts baby into garbage can....WTF???
- Rotten, Lousy, RoadFuckingRunner internet connection
- Rep. Roy Blunt whores himself out to Philip Morris- and gets caught
- Rep. Roy Blunt whores himself out to Philip Morris- and gets caught
- I can't express how livid I am
- Women seethe over discipline in harassment case
- Sigh...yes, you are VERY VERY fat
- Sharon, Abbas: What the hell?
- What, did you take a STUPID pill this morning?
- To all the december-bashers...
- Fuckarse GATOR Corporation
- Oracle wants to eat PeopleSoft and spit out its employees like watermelon seeds
- What could he POSSIBLY be eating in there?
- weird spam
- Words fail me
- To my ex-sister-in-law (aka What are you smokin'?)
- Between 8 and 5
- My feet are not too big !
- In which TTO whines about his day
- Dammit, the freakin's SDMB is taking so motherfreaking long to load!!!
- Dammit, the freakin's SDMB is taking so motherfreaking long to load!!!
- To the Bitch Brigade
- An apology to Ultress and the rest of the alleged brigade
- I'm so pissed off at our government, please tell me there is hope.
- Excuse me, but do I look like Darth Vader?
- I hate hate HATE the lady who works at my local drug store
- The Art of being a jerkoff
- Give it a rest already, folks.
- Ah, Summer. The season for bikinis, barbecues, and baking children in cars
- Fight the Muthafuckin' Power!
- Going to Canada? Not today you aren't.
- Croatian for Before the Year 2033 = Tomorrow
- But I can't AFFORD to be sick!
- Getting rid of Scott
- "Ooo, baby baby" is not Shakespeare
- Shut the fuck up Kalt
- Fraternity week on The Weakest Link!
- Please, stop using cheap cologne & stop turing the thermostat UP!!!!!
- If the Honda place doesn't call soon... (pretty mild)
- I never want to go to another family gathering again.
- Things couldn't be much worse right now.
- Stop looking for the missing boy and get back on the bus!
- The Thing I Hate About The Straight Dope Message Board
- Going to Bonnaroo?
- Baseball teams and stupid contracts (aka a Jeff Cirillo rant)
- My career has gone to hell in a handbasket (fuck this is long)...
- This Is An Outrage! Who Says the English Are Better Educated Than The Americans?!? Ap
- Stick A Camera Up Your Cloaca, You Butt-breathing Aussie!
- Momma, the whore of sandwich Babylon
- NO! You SHOULD NOT wear a Thong!
- Tagging "No offense" at the end of your offending remarks still make it offensive....
- Hydrogen fuel may disturb ozone layer or: environmentalists need to bitch to survive.
- Post-war liberal guilt
- A PSA: Sight != Site != Cite
- The Long Island Railroad is full of Fuckmeisters and I just wanted to fit in.
- Monogamy is Stupid
- Fuck you, Oriole Park at Camden Yards
- What a fucking spaz...
- Television Comedy is pissing me off
- With friends like this...(long)
- I read slash. I'm going to hell.
- Bush, Hitler, Godwin, and Assholes Like Me
- The man's dead, you bastards!
- Too long, did not read!
- Ew... Fred Phelps was in my city!
- George Bush & Senior Citizens - Screw The Gray Hairs!!
- What shall we call the latest Bush scandal?
- Put your freakin hand down
- Just another drunken crab rant. Pay no mind.
- I'm such a bastard
- "In Iraq, Things Really Aren't That Bad" - I told you so!
- Freaking Morons at IKEA
- Gimme my fucking terminal back! (geeky)
- Coca-Cola worker fired for drinking a Pepsi
- Waiting in line is a good time to decide what to order.
- In which Diogenes the Cynic defies all logic (and bears shit in woods, pope Catholic)
- You're going to destroy him. (LONG)
- Good God, will it ever stop raining in Baltimore?
- WHY can't I get me a decent drink no more?
- Girls, stop getting all of these tattoos, ya look skanky.
- Who wants to see a girl fuck a horse?
- Dumbass, pieces of shit customers...
- I have no complaint.
- Trailers of Mass Bullshit
- Can Spike Lee's huge head fit through the courtroom door?
- You killed your neighbour because of a HEDGE?!
- Old ppl with shopping carts.
- What is the difference between BeatenMan and...
- Another {heavy sigh} driving rant
- Never trust an M&M - my brush with fortune.
- You're Jewish, and you say these things?
- Fuck LiveJournal (lame rant)
- Annoying "god talk"
- People who can’t DO conversation
- If you post inaccurate info in GQ, can there be a policy that we cut off a finger?
- Asshat Stank-ho driver kills VT state trooper
- I was supposed to be the one in control, damnit!
- Roger Clemens is an arrogant prick
- Witness this Fuckwads!! Part II
- Metallica: Copyright infringers!
- If you call him "Honey" ONE MORE TIME....
- Mockingbird, you must stop. NOW!
- Cock-blocking - was justice served?
- What is it with Applebees?
- How is this NOT a hate crime?
- Dear Mr. in the Box: You owe me 12 minutes of my life.
- Fuck you all.
- Another depression thread...
- FUCK YOU Chicago Board of Education!!
- I'm a paper jam away from prison; or PIT YOUR WORKPLACE SHITPILE
- Hyperbole, thy name is the Cincinnati Catholic Community...
- WTF? Bush calling critics revisionist historians!?!?
- Scott Peterson and the news media? Reality TV.
- Holy Hit and Run, Bishop!
- religion = morality, gay rights = economic suicide
- Put your fucking dog on a leash lady!
- My life's goal is near completion.
- You are such a FUCKER.
- You fucking moron (slightly convoluted).
- This is an EMERGENCY ROOM...we don't have time for your bullshit!
- Am I out of line?
- My computer is shaking!
- Bill O'Reilly calls internet posters "the criminals at the computer"
- Dumb girl missing bus makes me smile
- Monster Garage Is Dead To Me
- #1 Christian porn site![no actual porn]
- Why do I talk to this woman? Better yet, why does she talk to me?
- Awwww, how can I stay mad at YOU?
- my lip ring woes
- DreadCthulhu, Insensitive Shithead Extrordinaire
- Do you have to be so damn OBVIOUS about your nepotism?
- What's the deal with exclamation marks!!!
- Childish behavior in the work place, or so help me i wanna slap her!
- Fundie Porn run amuck!
- My post wacked out and is freaking me out!!
- Fuck you, Evel Knievel.
- To the dumb bitch on the Red Line
- Dog-gone it!
- With Friends like the S. Baptists, Gays Need No Enemies
- Michael Ellis, please remove the stick from your ass.
- Penis size? PENIS SIZE?
- Hi, Marty from Phoenix! Care to eat bugs, you slime?
- I’m sorry I interfered with your eavesdropping.
- No, really, I don't mind you intruding on my non-work hours!
- One Small Victory in Tarrytown
- Sometimes a rant is just a rant
- The Worst Landlady Ever
- Grim reaper, you may kindly bite me
- Hyperjes, my darling wife...
- Police Shut Down Six-Year-Old's Lemonade Stand - No City Permit
- a funny thing happened at walmart
- I get no love from my Equity Portfolio
- Reasonable adults have wills, dammit!
- Keep it in your pants for 5 years or go to jail.
- I'm just going to crawl into a cave until June 21st
- That suckles! errr not on the turnpike.
- Multilingual? Share your colorful insults/compliments here!
- Shut that baby up already!
- Answer the phone already! (mild rant)
- Tom Cruise, you are an ass.
- Thanks, Texas, for letting me help you buy another inch of freeway
- A novel idea: Take teacher sabbaticals during the summer while everyone else works
- Why I hate the Church of Scientology
- Holy Fuckeroo! My Internet wire also supplies water to my computer!
- An unbelievably weak rant about a dipstick on a motorcycle.
- Stupid Circle K
- Fuck This Shit!
- A frame is a rectangular object you can put a document in and hang from the wall.
- For want of a sock, the kingdom was lost.
- Am I a sucker or is Dick's Amoco a LIAR?
- Lynn, Could We Please Have a Thread On Colorful Curses? Pleeeeaase?
- A new standard for lameness in the Pit- Tarantula, who, and that
- 12 year old killed by gator, humans respond
- Prince William Commemorative coin
- FLAME ME!!! - Thread for the masochists
- George Galloway - Not a traitor after all.
- The Final Rant
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