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- Pregnancy at age 11 called rare, risky; uncle charged
- The Berthing Barge: The Naval Ship of Hell.
- You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake.
- Kindly remove your loudmouthed ass from the door of my office so I can leave.
- FWD: fwd: FWD:Please stop sending spam to me!
- Why can't people tell the difference between tornados and hurricanes?
- Fox. Why are you showing me the Braves?
- To the Philly Public School System, "Check Please."
- Iraq Nuke Evidence Was Thin, Experts Say
- If you're such wonderful Christians, why don't you act like it?
- Kitten killing bastard...
- The House of Springer (insanely long).
- Apparently I am too repulsive to speak to
- If their prices are cheaper, then GO SHOP THERE
- DavidB
- The "'bye, Euty" thread.
- It's Saturday! Did Everybody Take Stupid Pills or What?
- Shut up smoothies!
- Stupidity and Rainbows.
- These things annoy me about the SDMB. . .
- Bloody Insurance Companies!
- JLo owns me a clean up! (The tale of the dirty video tape)
- I can't get no..... Satisfaction.......
- Crazy people shouldn't cut hair
- Religeous pet peeve: spreading of religeon
- lagg!
- Ignorant people spelling phonetically
- Moron in the Wal-Mart parking lot
- Dear Czarcasm--I hear you like Grape Soda---
- I am so sick of porn
- Breasts are boring *yawn*
- Idi Amin Deathwatch and Condolence Thread
- Fuckwit Causes 24 Car Pileup to Keep Sofa Dry
- Bush's poll numbers dropping: can't fool all of the people all the time
- I was assulted yesterday!
- Gay.com chat: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
- Mom, why are these things so difficult to understand?
- One more @#$%^&* Phelps thread!
- Tortured ex-POWs find they must sue Uncle Sam to collect damages from Saddam
- Apparently your opinions are genetically influenced, - and can be altered (or the bla
- Aisle Rage or Don't Touch That, I Might Have Been Thinking About Buying It
- John Ashcroft is visiting my town. I need a fuckin' shower.
- Holy. Shit. (Or; SONIC PORN?!)
- gerikel: slow on the uptake
- Methamphetamine = chemical weapons?
- Freaking Sun Times Crosswords
- Okay... if you do it, you can FUCKING SPELL IT!!!(Minor rant, really.)
- Optometry sucks
- What the fuck is wrong with people?
- Enormous OPs
- Some fat people are their own worst enemies
- Ok! Okay! WOMYN....instead of WOMAN: Part II
- My rug! my precious rug!
- On the nature of material existence.
- Attention Bugs!
- Secretarial Peeve Du Jour
- Warning: No Evil in The Pit!
- To the asshole death metal fan (possibly lame)
- So you hate dealinf with customers? Don't work retail!
- Volkswagen - are you nuts???
- VH1 Top Pop Icon - Are they NUTS?!?
- Letter from Iraq
- Did I actually SEE this ad?
- You stole my hat.
- A Sympathy Card for Saddam
- The Power went out, get used to it.
- dantheman. You're such a putz! About Euty....You too, Esprix.
- Big Brother 4 and that chick Erica
- Child abuse, or just a bit of fun?
- McDonald's + pirates + hip-hop = huh?
- Svt4Him, the cock is crowing
- My Mother the Antichrist (freakishly L-O-N-G)
- To the skinny knacker that asked me for my "Spare Change"
- Good job mods - Kobe's accuser
- Listen to me, you little bastard. (to the kid I work with)
- It's a two-lane heavily winding road at night... SO STOP BEEPING ME TO GO FASTER!
- California Democrats: It's best not to broadcast your cynical machinations.
- Sports writers that seem to enjoy the taste of their foot!
- Fuck you, Tom Leykis, you insensitive scumbag!
- To the woman on TV who can't use a periscope...
- Pflap, plfap, pflap, pflap . . .
- To the woman on TV who can't use a periscope...
- "No wonder you're so fat"
- Feckin' Neighbours
- I HATE spiders!!!
- Two days off for the death of an immediate family member? WTF?
- My best friend's baby died yesterday.
- Tom Reilly, Go To Hell!
- Iraq undone: Wolfowitz: Perhaps mistakes were made
- The Windows version of iTunes... managed by retards
- Open Letter To The Homophobe's I've Met..
- Seattle Police...thanks so much
- Hey O'Reilly, did Coulters pussy really taste THAT goodte
- Fucking gross pics! FUCK YOU FOXNEWS!
- Do you ever want to grab a transvestite and...
- Chicago PD: Sexual assault suspect resembles Ice Cube
- Urine on toilet seats
- The flames of young love on Capitol Hill
- My In-Laws Really Suck
- Rooves, thanks for injecting your haughty supremacism into a perfectly good thread
- To my editor at the Encyclopedia Britannica
- READ & THINK before posting!
- Are female athletes trying to destroy male culture?
- God Hates Freedom!?!?
- I'm already fucking joined
- Family is Hell
- Explanation for Bible-Thumpers and Hell?
- A Love Letter to the Dog That Shredded My Hands
- I just saw a roach!
- Goddamn you, dishwasher.
- Fight ignorance, name that book!
- Fuck you! I don't smoke!
- F****** School!
- You'll flip your flippin lid!
- You never take me anywhere!
- They've got a little list
- The Center for Hysteria in the Public Interest says Ice Cream is Unhealthy!
- Bureaucracy/ emmigration/ travel
- Merging and the use of Flashers
- I saw this really great apartment today.
- Zenster And Tuckerfan Are Bastards!
- To Whom It May Concern
- NFL - fail to interview a minority, get a $200,000 fine
- Drunken dad flees police, crashes car and abandons baby in wreckage
- Heterosexuals: Public Displays of Affection are unattractive when you do them, too
- New twist from spammers
- Really STUPID motherfuckers hang out in bars.
- Why yes, I DO live in another dimension
- What the hell is that monstrosity in Melbourne?
- Make that 28,999, Zenster.
- No wonder today's kids are all screwed up!They're being 'taken seriously'!
- "Just be yourself"
- If clues were WMDs, I'd be Iraq
- I was taking a nap!!!
- George Bush has poopy pants!
- Back off, inktomi, and learn some manners
- bambi bashers, or give a submissive a chance
- bambi bashers, or give a submissive a chance
- Pitting my best friend: You're out of control!
- I simply deplore Brittany Murphy
- Why, oh why, did they ever deregulate Ma Bell?
- This Reuters story about Cuba - give me a break
- A shitty bike-mechanical week
- Airport bullshit.
- Comcast called me a thief and left me SDMB-less for 24 Hours!
- If you have suicidal tendencies ...(lame, short)
- So--some budding genius decided to try to torch my library
- I hate the bug haters
- Please do not ever enter my store again... (long)
- Who wants a fight ?
- Hey, lady...I have my own kids...I don't need to take on yours
- Where did you learn to drive?!?!
- Ooooh, You Mean Ol' Pope, You!
- Vieques protesters, meet the law of unintended consequences
- Pain In The Ass Coworkers!
- Conservatism Is A Mental Disorder!
- Charleston Heston is a cunt (a bit of a rant)
- Gonna write gonna write gonna write
- Texas Dems run away.......Again!
- Unumondo, Thank you for injecting your haughty supremacism into a perfectly good BBS
- A hearty SCREW YOU to my psyco neigbors
- Keep that white man out of my son's classroom!
- Companies that deserve to go bankrupt
- Salvage the Iraq invasion here!
- Fucking Big Needle!
- Fuck Fuck Shite Bugger and Fuck Again! A Tale of Tax Office Woe.
- Letter left with a stray dog at the Humane Society:
- I may be a "chink" but I'm not FUCKING DEAF
- Go ahead keep blowing smoke in your baby's face. Ignorant Bitch.
- You just love spending taxpayer money don't you, morons? (a Texas Dem rant)
- I'm fuckin' cold. (Tame and extremely lame whine)
- Damn You Spam! You are such a Tease!
- Paralympics = Olympics
- Policy Analysis Market
- So you gave birth to my husband. You still suck.
- "It's not a HATE CRIME ..."
- Explain to me what the idiots at the Pentagon are doing
- Washington Post says football is more important than Bob Hope!
- I just have to PIT this horse's ass even though he could not EVER be a Doper
- Jews for Jesus and other political malapropisms.
- Hey bitch with the bacon!
- ArchEtecht, your foundation is a crock of shit
- Yet another moronic tailgater, with a twist
- Consistancy in story (mini-rant)
- Outlook Express and tech support-email problems
- If I hear this one more time....
- Stupid blank word document! (mild creative-block rant)
- My co-worker is a battered wife
- Fuck you, Popular Science, with a barbed-wire encrusted dildo (telemarketer rant, mil
- time.
- short rant about ham radio geeks
- Sinful, start your own fucking thread... and while you're at it, get over yourself!
- Hear ye, hear ye: a cautionary tale about keeping the one-eyed trouser snake in check
- US/UK web and database developers: not everyone has a zip/post code! (Warning: lame)
- That’s a very good question . . .
- So you're both assholes! Okay?
- Dear God in Heaven, my feet are ugly.
- People who complain about wind turbine plans.
- UHAUL! *shakes fist angrily*
- Screw weddings, everyone elope!
- More homophobia from Bush: gay people are "sinners."
- Riding a bike on the sidewalk is ILLEGAL and UNSAFE, numbnuts.
- Tailgaters, I've got your answer here
- "We do not need an invitation. We do not believe in it."
- Yeah there are some Christians who give the rest a bad name
- Start Me Up and I'll kill you
- Please go expire at home
- You heartless bitch!
- Class schedules going to hell?
- New Movie - 'Lil' Pimp'
- Help! My heart is bleeding liberally! [Conservative poster question]
- Pitting my fucking self...
- "Bitches" being pitted. Enough already?
- Here's a Shocker...Walgreens Hires Fucking Idiots!
- Bush Defaces American Flags
- Has the board turned into a bigot magnet?
- Another fucking dead baby in the parking lot:
- A verse for Collounsbury
- Arrogant ignorance
- Woman claims to be missing daughter
- I wish I was a lower form of life
- My New Neighbors
- Sure ways to piss people off
- Just get another job (on the service sector)
- Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns.
- Zooooooooooom
- Lavendar militia
- Folks, meet Jason Allen Nelms (the idiot who burned my library)
- Stupid People's decisions at work
- Seems rapists have plenty of support at WorldNetDaily
- my ever caring girlfriend
- Open letter to my Mom's church [mild]
- First this pisstard ragged on Mr. Rogers, now Bob Hope?
- Yank my Crank
- Blake - Don't judge alien cultures
- thought from the "bigot" thread
- I pity the fool who thinks this is a good idea
- Graduation Prayers
- Now I know why I don't watch wrasslin' anymore, it's more yakkin' then wrasslin'
- I don't think we all need to know your password.
- The straw that broke Collounsbury's back...
- If you weren't already dead I'd kill you!
- Route 666 and, uh, holy water
- Mr. Coworker, could you please stop CLIPPING YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS in front of me?
- Kittens
- Let's hope he doesn't comb his hair to the side, and wear glasses!
- A law against selling non-human face dolls. Another reason to ridicule France.
- Stupid-Ass Straight Dope Thread Titles
- Cats!!!!
- Wouldn't it be nice if customers stopped being FUCKING MORONS?
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