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  1. Stupid fucking filthy VA hospital (or how we treat those who served)
  2. I am a Plumbing Idiot
  3. Xash, why did you close the Are you unconscious yet? Thread
  4. No job for me!
  5. [Wrath of Khan Kirk Outburst]vBulletin!!![/WoKKO]
  6. From Hell's heart I stab at thee, LifeSavers®!!!
  7. Mr. Rilch says: Fuck you, Chicago fans!
  8. Screw You, ESPN ratings whore! (RE: Rush L.)
  9. Brats, fuck you.
  10. Graduate school admissions
  11. Chefguy meet a LMH...
  12. How lame do you really have to be?
  13. Aren't you supposed to teach, you jerk?
  14. That's what you get for beating off a tiger
  15. Gropers society in Japan???
  16. F*ck You & Your New Girlfriend
  17. Dear Basement Dweller,
  18. My first tread, and it's to ask WHY?
  19. What is it with this fucktrumpet and Matt Shepard? He obsessed or something?
  20. Long Distance Plane Travel Sinks!
  21. May the makers of popup windows roast in Hell.
  22. Welcome to Hate Week
  23. Never thought I'd pit SNL (probably lame but I must vent)
  24. Political Correctness and the Cartoon Network
  25. 10-10-220 "Save a buck or two"...compared to wHAT?
  26. Whadya mean I can't have man eaters for pets?
  27. Why I think RCA executive are fuckwits
  28. Wankers. Who do they think they are kidding?
  29. Misuse of the word 'Fuck'.
  30. Why grocery stores should not hire little old ladies as checkout clerks
  31. I'm I stupid for wishing I was white?
  32. An open letter to people looking for an employee
  33. They suck dick, Pudge
  34. all about my panties
  35. Kafka-esque jobless hell? Right here: Minneapolis Star-Tribune can suck my fat cock
  36. Pitting people who stare at others on the bus (lame, as always)
  37. My Dear Friend, CnoteChris!
  38. What's with the use of asterisks in swear words here?
  39. Darn you maternity stores! DARN YOU TO HECK!
  40. A question for all the clothes manufacturers out there...
  41. 3 egg whites, tomatoes, onions and buttered whole wheat toast. How hard is that?
  42. She is NINE, not NINETEEN!
  43. Michael Ellis, cooper's friend
  44. Corporate Travel Rant (lame)
  45. Now many friggin networks can "Law and Order" support?
  46. Shot down again
  47. My daughter, the Master of Disguise.
  48. Penny-Arcade vs. PvP
  49. Why Would A Wookie Want to Jerk Off to Diahann Carroll?
  50. An ode to the Porn Hucksters
  51. Dear Red Sox Fans:
  52. Lady, if you keep sending me these E-cards, I'M GOING POSTAL!
  53. Republicans: Explain this to me
  54. Why do we keep bothering with them?
  55. Contract laryngitis, Steve Lyons
  56. When in the *hell* will kids learn mercury is not a toy?
  57. Witches and Halloween (Rant Rant Rant)
  58. You Nameless, Faceless coward
  59. Damn you Xash!
  60. Home Depot: May you collapse under your own arrogance
  61. Hate speech and the SDMB
  62. CALIFORNIA the DUMBEST state in the Union
  63. California is not "America's largest state."
  64. Screw You Gray Davis and the Armored Truck You Rode In On!
  65. My god The guys who run Comics Journal are ass holes
  66. Dear Partisan scandalmeisters of America:
  67. I am a vain moron with bright white teeth
  68. Are you deaf or just stupid???
  69. To the bitch who fucks for fun
  70. JUNK for school lunch!
  71. Fuck you, Knowledge Bowl Bitch, and fuck Alvin (h)Ailey for good measure!
  72. Exxon Tries to rip me off doing a state vehicle inspection
  73. ER Nurse, Stop Playing Lawyer
  74. I'm getting mighty tired of the Religious Right...
  75. Big Bad Terry Gross vs. Poor Defenseless Bill o'Reilly
  76. Yes, even sven, it's all about penis size :sigh:
  77. DrMatrix, Why'd You Close My Thread?
  78. McDonald's has just lost a Big Mac fan once and for all.
  79. Fuck, some of you are so goddamned narrow minded...politics, bullshit
  80. My Sadistic Math Teacher.
  81. First rule of this club, don't be a jerk...
  82. Waterless urinals have been installed - Answer to my prayers? or My worst nightmare?
  83. pitting self for being a sucker..(rambling)
  84. The Pope wants you dead
  85. andymurph64, what decade do you live in?
  86. Vatican says condoms do nothing to halt spread of AIDS
  87. Why is it so easy to get banned?
  88. Why is it so easy to get banned?
  89. Siegfried: huh?
  90. It's not my fault you're running late!
  91. Equipoise, how is that NOT a spoiler?
  92. People make me sick
  93. Employee Self-Evaluations--Could *Anything* be a Bigger WASTE OF TIME?!
  94. Why not impeach Dubyah?
  95. Da Hell? Parents sue over Wi-Fi death rays
  96. When you blush, your stomach lining also reddens.
  97. Fuck Linksys, and the USB Ethernet adaptor you rode in on.
  98. Going out on a limb: Kobe fucking did it, man.
  99. I Suck at relationships
  100. My (rapidly becoming) annual rant about first year undergrads
  101. Fuck you, Stargate! Lousy ISP!
  102. What a good idea! Let's have Lockheed fucking Martin conduct the Canadian census!
  103. Dem Debate--Shuddup About Bush! What Would YOU Do?
  104. ElvisL1ves: I am in awe...
  105. AIM profile squatting. Have we really gone this far?
  106. Your software doesn't work - that's right, sue the fucking person who showed you.
  107. Pat Robertson wants to nuke the State Department
  108. Dead Bob, of Renaissance Fair fame, is a hypocrite
  109. More whining about high school: This has not been my year.
  110. "All New" Friends: "All New" ER: "All New" Frazier: As Opposed To &quo
  111. People shouldn't cook meat on Friday
  112. Special Ed Students used as Janitors
  113. Unsexy, inexpressive, uncommunicative Asian women are killing the LPGA Tour!
  114. Why am I still in the office? WHY?
  115. All this time, he's been working at Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse
  116. The Bible Belt you're wearing is cutting off the circulation to your brain.
  117. Target and customer service
  118. That's it, ovaries. I'm pitting you. Both of you.
  119. "Smoke" Breaks.
  120. The Oklahoma School Board and 11 year old Muslim girls.
  121. Manny, Pedro, what the hell are you thinking?!?
  122. The story of the phone who loved other phones
  123. Big Ten Football - Ohio State Plays Dirty Ball
  124. Rush Limbaugh IS a big, fat liar!*
  125. Is there ever any good way to break up?
  126. This idiot outside my window is asking to die...
  127. Religious Nutjob Nomination Thread....
  128. Hearts, Minds, and Lies: Letters from the Front
  129. It's "thei'" not "they"!
  130. Look at my totally on point sarcasm.
  131. Wtf
  132. Gary Coleman's SHORT? Get it? It's FUNNY!
  133. Women golfers - they should compete
  134. Robin Williams Plan For U.S. Affairs
  135. My run-in with a street preacher.
  136. Telemarketers try to fight back...so does Dave Barry
  137. Biased much?
  138. A man's role in sitcoms
  139. This week's Marilyn Vos Idiot-Savant article
  140. This week's Marilyn Vos Idiot-Savant article
  141. Made with real Fruit (lame)
  142. Game 3 at Fenway, WTF?!?
  143. What's up Lou Dobbs' ass?
  144. The Problem of Politics
  145. Don't fucking cut and paste my messages into someone else's journal, Mr. Svinlesha.
  146. An open letter to the Green Bay Packers defense
  147. Pissed off again-rescue story
  148. Terms That Drive Democrats Up The Wall
  149. The fantastical extra sensory inter-jaculation of margin
  150. Bush whines about media "filter" on Iraq, damn those pesky facts!
  151. My Company Is So Cheap!!!
  152. Insurance Companies and Ambulance bills
  153. Prescription medication (some profanity, long too.)
  154. Working on Thanksgiving SUCKS
  155. elmwood, homeless in Cleveland?
  156. Virgin sucks yet again (er... it's about trains.. sorry)
  157. "having the shits (or poops)"
  158. Dear American ex-pat
  159. My neighbor wants my Pitbull vs his rottie!
  160. manhattan & Gaudere sitting on a tree. . .
  161. Almost hit a van this morning
  162. Are you on the NRA "list"?
  163. The irresponsibility of Dave Anderson, NY Times writer
  164. Bush admin wanted to prosecute docs for even *discussing* marijuana!
  165. My Day From Hell!!!!!
  166. My Day From Hell!!!!!
  167. Take me out to the ballgame! Or not. Pitting baseball.
  168. When is murder legal? When your name is Terri Schiavo
  169. Bill O'Reilly and Hillary Clinton
  170. elucidator is gone
  171. Rodney King, wife beater.
  172. Whoever you are, nameless geek, get out of town.
  173. Am I an asshole for rooting for the Yankees this post-season *because* they're evil?
  174. Fuck you Cub Fans
  175. So, how do we punish the guy in Left-Field?
  176. In which Matchka reveals his...plan.
  177. Stay away from me Office Politics Monster, STAY AWAY!!!
  178. You Nerds Really Annoy Me
  179. Life imitates art in Iraq, or vice versa
  180. Embroidery should be a required part of any student surgeon's curriculum.
  181. For the love of Chicken Little ...
  182. Could we stop the "take your meds" crap?
  183. I want 5 minutes alone with the asshole who punched my coworkers...
  184. "I'm left handed.."
  185. Celebrity Adulation Makes Me Sick
  186. Why can't I get privacy in the bathroom?? (a little TMI)
  187. Sit! Roll over! Sieg Heil!! Good boy!!
  188. SonOfArizona is an idiot (as are all people who smoke their 1st cig)
  189. Cubs Losing
  190. Why was the "Cubs Losing" thread closed?
  191. Living in the dark ages-OR-"She was asking for it"
  192. Old age is not for sissies (long and disgusted)
  193. "better story than losing a couple of soldiers everyday"
  194. "It's the story of my life!"
  195. RawkStah -- a word with you... (pitting myself)
  196. Out of respect for my dentist I didn't rip you a new asshole...
  197. It's. Just. A. Goddam. Game.
  198. Some shitfucking spammer used my email address in his slimy spam!!!
  199. What a Shitty Thing to Do
  200. $600 million to search for WMD- lets cede the point and save some money
  201. The joys of moving into a new abode
  202. You Can't Win At The Arby's Drive-Thru
  203. long leftist labor lecture
  204. I Am Starting To Hate My Office-Mate
  205. iTunes Music Store Sucks
  206. Do you need to know what I'm doing this weekend? No!
  207. Is Libertarian all right?
  208. Pitting my depression - I HATE YOU!
  209. The man who killed my cousin is going to jail.
  210. WTF? I don't give a shit about your housemates, brothers, hairdressers relationship..
  211. Conservative Dopers, please explain the concept of "FemiNazi" to me
  212. Neighbors pull a fast one to get into BMR housing - can we do anything?
  213. What the holy fuck, Grady Little?
  214. Yankees suck
  215. Best for the love of bloody hell shut up lines
  216. Best < Fill in the Blank > Lines
  217. There exist non-unit symbols, Prof. Johnstone!
  218. Amazon.com's Customer Service is Starting to Piss Me Off
  219. Jews Rule the World and Run the Media? I WISH!
  220. Homosexuals, atheists, liberals, and death penalty opponents should be executed.....
  221. Say it loud, I'm undead and proud
  222. No comment.
  223. Mr. Evil Breakfast is served. Pit style.
  224. Will any of you boycott 'Mystic River' because Sean Penn kissed Saddam Hussein's ass?
  225. My Kenneth Cole shoes are nothing but disposable dogshit compressors.
  226. Assbag general says that Bush was "Chosen by God" to lead the fight against "Satan&qu
  227. Amazon sneaky bastards!
  228. "Marriage Protection Week" sponsors' lies exposed
  229. twenty two minutes for a fucking burrito?
  230. Nutjobs should be sterilized.
  231. Pitting mushrooms whole grains and mayonaise
  232. So what does that make ME?! [Long, Long Rant]
  233. UncleBeer and Coldfire are jackbooted Nazis!
  234. TVAA-you don't know jackshit about mental illness
  235. Ann Coulter: Whore of Babylon?
  236. Bill O'Reilly: Won't anyone think of the sodomizers?!?!?!!
  237. Yes, you may sleep on my sofa (long)
  238. Moderators: I demand that the U.N. be given a greater role in the Pit.
  239. Fart Tax blows away Budget Deficit
  240. Fuck this dump.
  241. $ 87 Billion dollars for Iraq?
  242. I needed the Pit, and it... it just wasn't there
  243. Aide says Colin Powell lied re Iraq's WMD
  244. A Rare and Priceless Phone Call From My Dear Brother
  245. Biased sports announcers are annoying.
  246. How the Bush military cares for injured reservists.
  247. Second Hand Wedding Story - UGLY
  248. What part of "Fire Lane: No Parking" don't you fuckspigots understand?
  249. Fuck you Dulux....you stole my favourite song!!
  250. Ask "The Man," part zwei