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  1. Damn floor!
  2. Stupid school administrators and uniforms
  3. Was 9/11 ARRANGED by the Bush Admin?
  4. Discuss!!!
  5. I pit the Nicest Person Ever AND the Meanest Person Ever
  6. Unhand her you cad!
  7. TVAA banned. Anyone know why?
  8. What not to Wear?! what the hell is this crap?
  9. AOLies! I got proof! or: How To Quit AOL In One Call
  10. Kylie Minogue hires a staff to remind her to eat
  11. Pitting all those fuckers that ask "Cite ?"
  12. A Rant Against Market Day Chili
  13. Attention numbskulls! Get edumakated right here, y'all.
  14. Screw you 598.us!
  15. That's REdiculous
  16. Time for the Monthly Customer Service Rant!
  17. Crosswalks and Sidewalks
  18. Murdering [potentially] Innocent Iraqis, (Disturbing Content)
  19. Ralph Nader is doing his best to reelect Bush
  20. Black music videos
  21. The Bush Google Bomb
  22. Colfire Not a warning part ii
  23. My one and only thread. Thank you all.
  24. Some jackass called me a faggot this morning...
  25. Cheney's Halliburton disaster continues, and Bush blunders again
  26. $18 billion to rebuild, what gives you a right to claim it?
  27. It's just a piece of fucking wet paper you stupid twat.
  28. Wherein I go to the doctor (mild)
  29. Holiday Mini Rants
  30. Christmas music !
  31. What's so bad about calling someone a troll?
  32. The Blood of David Maust's Vicitims Covers Many Hands
  33. Baby killer gets 8 years, possibly even less
  34. Baby killer gets 8 years, possibly even less
  35. Livejournal gets student expelled
  36. And I thought last Christmas was bad...
  37. The Cat in the Hat product tie-ins (mild)
  38. I miss health.
  39. Why are some grown policeman and police chiefs such intense retards?
  40. My blood has begun to boil(experimental rant)
  41. Cthlulu + Jack Chick = teh funny
  42. Katherine and Joe Jackson step in
  43. Dems, let stop attacking eachother, and go for the big cheese!
  44. Fucking roomates...
  45. county
  46. You need another kid like you need a HOLE in your HEAD!
  47. All praise to [B]kmg365[/B] for putting us snobby east coasters in our place!
  48. is now the time to fuck santa clause once and for all?
  49. Bannings.
  50. Chris Perry-The Real Heisman Winner!
  51. Murphy's Law for Lonely People
  52. Fucking Homophobic Customers at Wendy's
  53. I Hate My Family
  54. Everything's cool, Saddam's been arrested.
  55. In this life
  56. Bitching about web site maintenance on a Sunday morning...
  57. A Pedantic Current Events Rant (Mild but Pointed)
  58. Oh, come on you anonymous coward. Pit me!
  59. Polycarp’s a fucking liar.
  60. Is this fair (aka Work Christmas Party):
  61. Why do liberals hate these countries so much they pretend they don't exist?
  62. Hey Stoneburg, you gutless, lying pusbag...
  63. The one where I pit Xmas Tree lights [pointless rant]
  64. Hastings, and the good Christians of White County Arkansas, I pit thee. (Long)
  65. Christmas music is driving me mad
  66. Chastain86 Wars with The Neighbors, Part II: The Return of the Bastards
  67. A Self Pitting: I was raised to be a (sniff!) SNOB!
  68. Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll!
  69. Nevada Unemployment-Fuck you you fucking fucks!(long)
  70. About the French, or something.
  71. Dammit, you stupid cats, stop peeing in the freaking apartment
  72. Stupid Lucky Dogs
  73. And You Thought Pit Bull Owners Were Bad
  74. Original. ORIGINAL!!!!! (Mean, petty, and uncalled for)
  75. Using Then and Than (a rather mild rant)
  76. The Perfect Girl...
  77. Fuck you, Hydrocortisone
  78. What I Learned In College
  79. The "Real People"?!?
  80. Pimping, statutory rape, and apathy, oh my!
  81. G.W. Bush: Show Some Respect, Would You Please?
  82. Which part of "factual question" do you morons not understand?
  83. How stupid can you be? (USPS related)
  84. Is there no need for JUSTICE in Chicagoland?!?!?!
  85. AA and Reparations MCGXVIII
  86. On Bush, Lies, and Nostalgia: The Little Lie That Couldn't Quite!
  87. Mom, seriously, I do NOT need a husband
  88. Computer Illiterates on SDMB
  89. Woo Hoo! The scales of justice tip out...4 fucking dollars
  90. FOX 5 News, I Love You
  91. I have an Idear! Learn how to say IDEA! (Hint: drop the "r")
  92. My new computer is fuxx0r3d.
  93. Rules for living in my apartment building.
  94. Which part of Cafe Society do you moron not understand?
  95. Brit Dopers. Huntley news
  96. Cardinal feels "Compassion" for Saddam?
  97. Fanboys, shut the hell up about LOTR!
  98. Mhernan, fruitcake for Xmas
  99. PETA eats their young. Or your young, whichever's handy...
  100. FOAD, big money pharmas (long)
  101. rjung, drag your one trick ass in here.
  102. Saddam's public execution?
  103. Being a Star Wars geek does NOT make me an LOTR geek! (Lame)
  104. Damn you Amazon.com (a lame shopping rant)
  105. I Pit Jelly Beans (the lollies)
  106. Wright Brothers first flight "re-creation": WHO THE HELL CARES????
  107. I think I hate you (to my uncle)
  108. John Hinckley getting unsupervised visits has caused you to go crazy
  109. Well, boo-fricking-hoo!
  110. DVD: I'm sick of your horseshit technology and pussy specifications.
  111. France to ban religious clothing items
  112. I'm too weird to be a mother.
  113. Since when was TVAA banned?
  114. Individual health insurance makes me want to cut myself
  115. Why the fuck did you do that to me girl?
  116. Do you not SEE the no soliciting sign on the door?
  117. "One pence"? Fuck off Orange, and take your overpaid ad agency with you.
  118. The Case for Fake Posts
  119. Santa can go to hell
  120. Howzabout you take care of your own fucking store?
  121. Bill O'Reilly really is losing it.
  122. When going to the movies, always bring a school teacher
  123. Malvo Guilty
  124. Bad Things that've happend to BAD people.
  125. Who thinks that we are done invading Muslim countries?
  126. My fucking dad won't listen!!!
  127. Stop Trying to "Guilt Trip" Me
  128. Being called out is a bitch, innit?
  129. Screw Wisdom Teeth and Crappy Anesthesia
  130. I'm a postman not a bank
  131. The American Middle Fucking Sucks
  132. Armchair lawyers and "Freedom of Speech"
  133. Yo, Flight Attendants! What's your problem with providing fucking CHANGE?
  134. So I give out trashy presents. mild long whiney rant about work place gift exchange
  135. "Holiday Break"? You aren't fooling anyone.
  136. Sick "art" from a sick bitch (warning- animal cruelty)
  137. JohnBckWld, please remove your head from your ass and step inside
  138. My first rant: pitting my son's preschool
  139. I'm on a roll, don't put me next to the sesame seeds!
  140. Strom Thurmond's family feels shame for illigitimate darkie
  141. Oh, for the love of fuck.
  142. What do you think of the Vikings NOW SeekingTruth?
  143. Could Someone explain Joe Namath?
  144. Naw, Al Gore's son would never do anything like that...
  145. Naw, Al Gore's son would never do anything like that...
  146. Lynn Bodoni, I am sorry :-(
  147. Pitting mah goddamn Saints!
  148. "Homeland" is so Nazi like...it creeps me out.
  149. They've put chlorine in my bloody bath water!
  150. Cold time out
  151. chicksdigscars people with mental illnesses can not be equated with violent criminals
  152. Hello?! I'm NOT gay!
  153. The holidays: A time when dysfunctional families come together (long)
  154. Let’s try a new tact on this
  155. Come hither merry folk and wave a hairy bollock in the face of seasonal festivities
  156. City National Bank, you can suck it. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
  157. My wife thinks she has precognition, X-ray vision and a supercalculator brain
  158. Asshole e-bay seller
  159. Tom DeLay, the American people await your retraction
  160. Scott Layden fired!!! The new GM is .... WTF?
  161. No, K.C. Chiefs, you aren't going anyplace with that defense!
  162. It's a Mad World
  163. Well fuck, stranded for chrismas!
  164. Fuck You ...you noisy "horse chewing" monkey dick!
  165. What have you got to hide, Condie Rice?
  166. Fucking Lawyers and the Fees They Charge.
  167. Got The Flu? Okay. Come On In And Let Us Treat You!
  168. Suck my white ass Suncoast!
  169. I pit the woman who said: "Why do you have a Machine Gun? This isn't Israel!"
  170. State run TV and Big Brother
  171. Enough With The Fucking Game/flirt Threads!!!
  172. I want to meet this guy
  173. Stupid E-bay bitch!
  174. In the time of giving, Wells Fargo banks can give me a blow job.
  175. There are no Gays here. Move Along.
  176. There are no Gays here. Move Along.
  177. To the timing of would-be car thieves...
  178. Stop directing at me!
  179. Lee Malvo's prosecutor is evil
  180. My Family Has Screwed Up The Holidays.
  181. Shopping tips and the whore of Bentonville
  182. Hey, all you FAT non-smokers, what do you think about
  183. my family
  184. I pit the rhinovirus (stupid)
  185. I hate moving
  186. DreadCthulhu what is your problem?
  187. I hope you enjoy cooking Chinese food
  188. Working on Christmas Eve sucks.
  189. Pitting TMWTGG for stealing thread ideas
  190. Hey Dr. Phil! Up your ass with a red hot poker!
  191. The world revolves around smokers..
  192. Lousy sons t' bitches
  193. Doper Charles A Lindbergh: White Supremacist Minority-Hating Sack of Shit
  194. Go, Ramseys, go!!
  195. You Are All A Bunch Of.....
  196. I don't even have the heart to Pit her properly.
  197. An Exhaust-ing Christmas Eve (Weak)
  198. oh for fuck sake mtv just fucking die please
  199. Why don't we have a Vice President?
  200. I would rip this apart, but it's just doo damn pathetic.
  201. Damn You Fox News ( Iran Earthquake)
  202. Damn you, landlady. Damn you to hell.
  203. I can't fucking believe they are actually doing this.
  204. Mr. President...Some help Please!
  205. We're at Code Orange....batten down the Wal Mart Bags!
  206. The Spawn of Satan lives next door!
  207. 1stChristian thinks that Islam has declared war on the west.
  208. I pit the University of Hawai'i football team..and Vili
  209. Shut your fucking dog up before I stick my fist down it's throat.
  210. Oblivious People Make Me Crazy (longish)
  211. Thanks a lot, TIME Magazine!
  212. what the fuck!? You bitch! 15000 dollars of allowance a month?
  213. We're doing fine, we've got the Orgasmatron (strange exchange over parking spaces)
  214. O'Reilly, you do have some actual facts to back up that claim, right? Right?!?
  215. It's the Saturday after Christmas. You NEED more than two people!
  216. Right now I SHOULD be at the LOTR Movie Marathon
  217. Pitting Tamerlane with his load of crap.
  218. Rude Holiday Ingrates!
  219. Pitting Douglas (warning - half-hearted)
  220. Xmas Dinner Grinch-The Son-in-Law
  221. I didn't WANT it to be a Grinchy Christmas, but it happened anyway :(
  222. Fuck YOU America, Fuck you.
  223. Minnesota Vikings, thank you for fulfilling my expectations
  224. Mike and French Chick, I hate you.
  225. If you need one person to blame for the scourge of Pop music, it is Gerry Lopez.
  226. Michael Jackson Interview
  227. Sobriety (short)
  228. The Bush Administration's Strange Fondness For Certain Nazi Terms.
  229. Who gives a seven year old a motor scooter?
  230. Friend to hold NYE party same night as mine; invites same people…rude or what? (long)
  231. Pitting Kirstie Fucking Alley and Her Creepy-Ass "Santa Baby" Commercial
  232. Warning, the terrorists could be using information!
  233. I Kill You Filthy, Bank Curve Subgroup A Subassembly B
  234. That joke was old 80 years ago.
  235. Pitting self as promised
  236. Iran earthquake (no idea where this may go)
  237. WTF happened to my Cartoon Network?
  238. The Boy Scouts and Hypocrisy
  239. Tolkien & PJ: Keeping the brothers down.
  240. Farenheit 451, here we come...
  241. It's a rock pick, not a Friggin RPG!
  242. FDA bans ephedra
  243. Fuck YOU Canada, fuck you.
  244. Steve Spurrier quits
  245. Alert Level:Orange. Protect the malls against seniors!
  246. Some more tasteful words about the earthquake in Iran..
  247. This is the scariest, creepist event of my life (re: my letter to the editor)
  248. Doctors That Are Incredibly Incompetent And Why I Hate Them
  249. OK! I get it! You're called the SCIENCE CHANNEL NOW!!
  250. "That fat chick."