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- Dairy association is using the same type of scare tactics anti-drug groups use?!
- If you assume it's a baby, don't claim to be confused
- Dammit Kurdt Kobain!
- World Net Daily Lies Again and the Sun Rises
- Pitting: My Ex Girlfriend (warning: heart rending to a degree)
- News flash: Ann Coulter lies (what a surprise)
- YOUR PAYPAL.COM ACCOUNT EXPIRES... how DUMB do they think we are?
- Pitting ignorant, gullible morons with no sense of historical perspective.
- Pitting the latest trend to hit the SDMB: starting every Pit thread with "Pitting".
- Pats-Win; Peyton-Place; Law-Show!!!
- Anyone ever pit Bambi?...
- Pitting Brutus
- Yeah, right Adobe
- Racist Britain
- Fuck You, you fucktard taxi driver, or Pitting Myself (long)
- Feng Shui? Nonsense!
- 31F is NOT fucking frigid
- Why can't you be happy for gays today who can live outside the closet?
- Johnny Hart puts his foot in it again.
- Howard Dean is insane
- Oh, those poor, poor, lame-ass, HTML-literate white people!
- I just scratched the hell out of an SUV's paint job about two hours ago
- Justice system? Legal system? Which is it?
- Yep, my suspicions comfirmed
- Le Creuset... sticky labels
- I DO have ADHD.
- Its a good thing my eyes can't actually shoot daggers
- Mommy, I love you but...
- I adore you. Why must you torture me? (long and agonized)
- Crap crap crap. I did NOT want to work tonight!
- No, that's NOT the time to make a joke
- The State of the CIVIL Union Address
- Mike Helton and Brian France can just lick my nuts. C'mon, Lick em!
- Apparently I'm wealthy enough to have two mortgages on two different houses
- Hey im white AND I worked my ass off to get here! Shocker?
- Morons who won't see good films
- Get... The fuck.. Out of... My Computer!
- So we can post to a penis, but not boobs
- No, I do NOT want to hear about all your touchdowns!
- Pitting the bitch who didn't give two weeks notice!!!
- Your lack of basic arithmetic skills is not my fucking problem.
- They didn't fear death
- Find a definition of homosexuality that mentions anal sex...
- Please guys, the highwater look is not becoming.
- Little girls and squealing
- Student not black enough to win African American student award
- Static: All I wanted to do was flush
- what a fucking shocker!!
- All right, cats, that's it. You're getting Depends.
- Infomercials (or Shooting fish in a barrel)
- 100 days for killing someone? You've GOT to be shitting me!
- This is why we have juvinile delinquints.(long)
- Scalia: corrupt or just stupid?
- "Sea Change"
- And, Bingo! Race Raised in Bryant Case
- Apparently, My bad attitude needs to be handled
- The non-rhetorical pit of Aeschines or Time Adventures: episode I
- Local Man Reveals Consequences Of Evolution
- People who use the language, but not the rules, of rhetoric
- Emails That Have Been Around The Block More Than The Local Hookers
- Our partially-blinded Treasury department
- David Brooks: Asswipe Columnist
- The highway safety Nazis have messed with my daily commute
- Humane Society of the United States, will you PLEASE stop sending me crap???
- The Great Pro-War Massacree Thread (and General Meltdown)
- Polycarp? I can't believe you did that.
- In which I pit the Governor of Kentucky
- Aparrantly my Assholedry is on a roll! (with appologies to Larry Mudd)(very long)
- God damn stupid eBay fuckers who won't list shipping charges
- Barbie and Ken as Arwen and Aragorn (more flabbergasted than scathing)
- Hey!! Meryl Streep!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Airborne Express sued for skrewing customer!
- People who watch Reality TV need to be sent to camps
- What's Behind This BIZARRE Custom of Nude Calendars?
- Parents of stupid children want to ban honor rolls, spelling bees
- Fuck you mind set
- My darling ex....
- Netscape f'ckin SUCKS...
- Rush Limbaugh was right
- incredifind.com FUCK OFF!
- I HATE Macs with a blinding passion!!!!
- Lost emails! Fuck! Fuck! Doublefuck!
- Hints for the public, when dealing with clerks
- Judge: The fact you killed two people shouldn't stop you from going to the Olympics
- Fuck JURY DUTY!!!!
- Annoying fast food commercials annoy me.
- Invade Saudi Arabia Now
- Idiot Phlebotomist!
- NASA screws up again...
- Dick Cheney's Bloodlust
- Silly Bitch! You deserve the vitriol I spew from my pus covered throat!
- Grrr Friggin crappy e-mail from boss fuckbastardshit!
- Keep your damn dogs on a leash!
- I am fucking freezing!
- ABC 7 and its lovely sense of timing
- I swear, if I see one more friggin' snowflake, I'm gonna...
- Are actors and movies really that important and interesting
- Al Sharpton-PLEASE GO AWAY!!
- Can't you "Global Warming" asshole PLEASE go back to aerosol hairspray?
- Express Lanes In Grocery Stores
- It's too damned cold!
- Insurance for the cataclysmically stupid
- Taxed Unemployment?
- Do you have to be phobic to be a "homophobe?"
- What Can Be Done About an Irresponsible Local Network Affiliate?
- In which Otto receives another lesson in why Helping People Is Bad
- More Offensiveness! Wheeee!
- Blair and the BBC
- 50 is not between 30 and 40; or, Get a clue already! Yet another dating rant
- Suicide Bombing In Israel
- My eyebrows need to DIE
- What grade are you in? or Grow the hell up and act like a professional!
- And another thing (controlled burn related)
- Dear Hypocritical Proselytising Prick
- The judge is a jerk, with no room to talk
- Ann Coulter is a Bitch*
- Nestle Signature Treasures - to hell with thee!! (Lame)
- The Person Who Invented Pointless Meetings Should Be Stapled To Death
- Customers who lie to save face
- Some little girls' lies get a homeless man 8 months in jail
- Medieval ignorance rears its head in Jawja
- Medieval ignorance rears its head in Jawja
- Listen, KFC, you're not fooling anyone. "Kitchen Fresh Chicken?"
- I HATE my fucking hormones-TMI?
- Tales of the Sweaty, Feculent Herd (long)
- What I don't get about Spam
- Mark Shea, or Martin Luther explained
- Final Fantasy Extortion Racket
- Two pits in one - Advertisers who should die and another example of rogue apostrophe.
- How many people want to get run over this week?
- Ugly Orange Jogging Pants: New Fashion Statement?
- Quotes, Quotes, Quotes....
- The most insensitive remark, ever
- Parents, baby sitters, and running over unattended not quite 2 year olds.
- Global warming is A-OK (or, the happy world of Adam Yoshida)
- So tonight my house becomes a brothel
- nintendo really messed up this time
- Pitting the people in my online class.
- My Mother-In-Law
- Suck My Outraged Ass, Red Light Runner!
- Bush sponsors The Beginning Of The End for your privacy and your dignity...
- But Statistics are Lies!!!
- How hard is it to conform to building conventions that DON'T COST ANYTHING?
- The NFL and bigger than 55" TVS..
- To the ferret felcher who stole my cats*!
- Dan Marino is a piece of shit
- For fuck's sake, people, it's just a boob. Get over it.
- Rape in Hentai... a big fat WTF?
- Girl cries rape in Cork
- Just say you didn't want to go camping in the snow, pussy.
- For fuck's sake, people, it's just a GAME. Get over it.
- First Lady Bush is as dumb as a stump.
- Still Drunk???? Then don't come to class!
- "So, your fingers are too fat to write a check?"
- Bush names WMD panel. OJ names Nicole panel.
- I refuse to let GWB fucking make new words!!!
- Smelly smoker stinks up the office
- Kansas Court Buggers Justice
- What fool came up with this stupid, lame idea?!
- Thinking of the Aflack duck
- Jesus christ Bush, you're fucking up hard
- Argh my ex and my stupid sense of right and wrong
- If I didn't respond to your email, it's probably your own damned fault!
- There were TWO stupid popstars
- I am pitting the weather
- Woman Posed As 13-Year-Old Boy--WTF???
- Sick Fuck Poisons Dogs? (Warning: awful)
- Whaddaya mean, I've been well-behaved lately? I'll show you "well-behaved", asswipe.
- Doctors that are having bad days should stay away the hell away from my ears!!!(long)
- Realplayer Virus Extrodinare A.K.A. Truth in advertising
- Ed Wood DVD
- It's a tall people conspiracy
- From the Dirty Tricks File: Al Sharpton a Republican stooge? (no, REALLY)
- "My graphics were hijacked"—no, you stole them. (Trivial webmaster rant)
- Toss up your reasons NOT to allow concealed carry, and I`ll (heh) shoot them down.
- Thanks, Ohio legislature, now I know where not to go on vacation.
- The unwitting bouncer- Me.
- I guess this is as good enough reason to give up cocaine as any other.
- Your Name is NOT Vincent (Overseas Call Center)
- Don't Reduce My Television Viewing Down To Little House On The Prairie
- Who is this Fox News idiot?
- Let me do my job, dammit!!! (a bit long)
- Stop it, you quote-crazy second-posting dipshits.
- Pharmacist refuses to fill prescription for abortion pill on moral grounds
- A Cosmetician’s Rant (Warning: Weak)
- "_CITI_bank e-mail Veerification"
- Experiment
- The Light said "Check Engine"...
- I now pit: McGill University Graduate Admissions
- Of All the Fucking Places to Stand, WHY THERE???
- Can I sucessfully sue?
- My body hates me. (Trivial)
- Self to Instinct - Go immolate yourself!
- The song "Hey Ya" can officially suck my dick
- Idiot realtor...
- I just watched Crossing Over for the first time
- Republican National Committee explores new frontiers of stupidity
- Oh, I see, the average male has two chins, has he??
- The logical end result of the PC/Mac wars.
- I am not happy
- I am not happy
- Terri Carlin of Knoxville, TN--you may not speak on my behalf.
- Why the fuck are people filled with glee when delivering bad news?
- I'm amazed humanity has survived for so long (another customer service rant)
- You knew it had to happen...Woman sues over exposure of JJ's boob
- What part of "Treatment for a medical condition" don't you understand?
- Look out Australia! Fred Phelps is headed Down Under!
- Re: Payment vgiw Past wvdin Due, acct
- "Winning" State Primaries
- Condi is going to testify!
- Apparently some people need clarification as to what country they live in
- WMD's and Politicians, 'Original thought'.
- HEY! You do NOT turn your back on my friend!
- Tell me why he shouldn't die, you candy-asses.
- Who does this shit?!? Stupid teacher throws drinking party for students.
- So maybe I don't have a new dentist...
- here's a really funny joke
- I Pit Snow that turns to Rain! (lame rant)
- 20 years for your crime against that child is insufficient punishment
- You call that 'filtering'? (MyDoom related)
- Fuck You Toilet Paper Bandit!!!!!
- New Rapture Date has been set: April 5, 2004. Massive Doper Bacchanal Schd. April 6.
- Fuck you Bill O'Reilly
- Stupid fucking teenage driver!
- I get it. It doesn't matter if Saddam had WMD's
- Fuck you, Fleet Credit!!!!
- TN woman sues over MTV/CBS over Halftime boob shot
- So maybe I don't have a new barber... (a parody)
- According to Valentine's Day hucksters, my girlfriend is a whore.
- Shouldn't Bush put the cowboy approach on the back burner?
- The Lord shield me, and protect me from Texan women in SUVs...
- I have never, ever, heard anyone use the term, kyke, in a conversation.
- It says in *bold* letters, UNREGISTERED!!!! (eBay rant)
- D'Ya honestly think I'm this stupid, phisher?
- I hereby Pit this weekend.
- I hereby Pit this weekend (again)
- White envelope inspires terror in local woman
- Television is trying to kill me.
- "Stuck in the Middle with You" is not by Bob Dylan
- You People Are Blind - I Told You Bush Would Win
- myDoom And The Idiots Who Spread It
- "I could paint/compose/write that too, if I wanted to" (art rant)
- Bush on Meet the Press, I give him B-
- Bill Maher and his Ilk Piss Me Off.
- Apparently, deaf people need to be protected from some TV shows
- Hans Blix says they're insincere(Bush/Blair)
- Wal-Mart
- I'm a red-light-running idiot
- First Mad Cow Disease, Now Avian Flu. Time To Ban US Exports Completely
- Watch out war protesters..the feds are coming.
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