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- Damn Fireplace Glass Blowout
- I pit: my right hand...
- Ilsa_lund, you're boring me to fucking death
- Jon Bon Jovi
- You People Are Boned – I Told You To Watch You’re A**es (Parody)
- Was bermuda999 banned?
- Windows XP - wasteful and disorganised.
- Airline pilot wants to know your religion before taking off
- I just hear of a great new band...Fountains of Wayne!
- It's not your birth mother's fault, and yes it CAN happen to you!!!
- Can't you think of anything else????
- Religion at Work...Help me explain this no-no
- Let me tell you about a teacher.
- Religion on the bus, en Espanol!
- Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I hate you
- Yes, rjung, we get it. You like Macs.
- Christian Insularity In America
- Why is Fox News including Clinton in it's polls?
- Haliburtons contract emplyees better protected than our troops??
- Is this jury nuts?
- Crazy niggers all set to kill white people. ----- Liberal Media ignores it.
- Is it too late to pit My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance?
- Harvey Weinstein is a fucking idiot.
- I'm locked in a very small room with a very strange guy.
- To hell with you, Capital One! I have escaped from your clutches!
- Good game, kid. Let us trample you.
- Ignorance prevails again (gay marriage in Ireland)
- O'Reilly does it again.
- PC Deus Ex: Invisible War - horrible, horrible, HOR-rible!
- ANTI-adoption lobby???
- Senator Allen, thanks for your on-point response (LONG)
- Quint Essence and augusta - Hate, bigotry, and ignorance personified.
- If I were a high school student in France...
- South Dakota Legislature ignore Constitution, tries to enact abortion ban
- I pit flirt threads!
- Attention Hetero's: Please take back America
- The Proof That Bush is a Very Bad Man
- Fucking medical school
- Wasn't the Vietnam War over thirty years ago?
- The technophobic woman whose work I am obliged to do
- Sprint PCS, Damn You to Hell!!!!!!
- Some people just should not schedule hour and a half massages...
- Fertility Does Not Make A Marriage
- Do some gay people *really* say this???
- Begone...and don't come back!!! (Female...way TMI, way TM Blood)
- High School Drama and Crap
- I got my hand down my pants
- Calling all East-Indian men!
- What makes someone do such things? *Warning Abuse*
- All that s#$* for nothing. See. (A follow-up to the ExBF pitting).
- Pitting the Washington Times yet again (Kerry-Fonda story)
- Your Ford F-250 is not equipped with an autopilot
- It's class time. So where's the professor? (sorta long)
- The logical progression of car mechanics...
- I Pit the Local Fuckup Pet Store
- People who read Harry Potter and nothing else (kinda lame)
- Sports Parents: Ever Heard of a "GAME"?
- People are Idiots.
- Okay, I'm serious this time: the Apocalypse IS coming. Monday of FOX
- Three members of Vancouver's Finest spoiled my coffee.
- This woman is trying to get me fired.
- To whoever coined the word "aural"...
- What a good idea! Let's visit a country and tape a show that insults its populace.
- Fucking Prude Republican Fuckheads Should Be Shot
- Let go get rich cutting the nutsacks off orphans!--Or, Humanity sucks!
- Maxine Carr is NOT Myra Fucking Hindley
- I Pit Michael Skakel
- GeeDubya and his stance on SexEd
- My stupid windshield
- My Letter On the RIAA And Why I Hate Them!
- I've had it. All I want is a job.
- Minesweeper. Need I say more?
- Organic, Schmorganic!
- I pit the Pit (or rather the KTS--lamest thing you'll ever read)
- Things that make me want to kick the TV
- How stooopded can any one get.
- Asians and math
- Next time tell me if you peed on the seat!
- Is this real?
- Ann Coulter: Douchebag
- Bill Frist: a triumph of good breeding.
- I am a bad, selfish girl.
- Note to Republicans: Running against the President doesn't equal treason
- What am I feeling?
- God, I love this message board... (Rabidly partisan blogs)
- Annoying sound.
- Hamburger with no cheese (very mild)
- God, can TV in my house get any more boring or pointless? (Home Improvement shows)
- Badah-Ba-Da-Dah-I'M HATE'IN IT!!
- How not to watch a movie (lame...)
- Pitting the Dems, (My side)
- Ilsa_Lund, You Naughty Person
- I'm being telemarketed.....by Pizza Hut
- I'm being petty? How about you, you unthinking selfish bastard!
- Easter Bunnies
- Disabled Parking bays: Yesterday, this really happened...
- Pitting the girl who judged me on my reaction to my grandmothers death
- 82 is bad. (Kinda lame)
- Confound you Safire! (mild)
- I Pit ``Back to Reality''
- College Repubs offer whites-only scholarship
- To Erasticity and his "Americans are stupid" sig...
- Thermonuclear Buses
- Damn Yankees.
- Gee, what a surprise. Kerry affair rumors were bogus
- I pit The_Broken_Column
- Post your thoughts on the Mel Gibson "Passion" interview.
- Ticket for missing front plate (mild)
- Ground Round Management to customers/employees..... GET OUT!
- I haven't seen you in five years. Get the hell out of my dreams.
- Hoosier Girl Screwed Me
- Three short, rather pathetic, vehicle-related rants
- Area Jarbaby Condemns Coworker to 30 Days In the Hole
- I don't appreciate little children telling me how to cross a road
- Denial of Service attack.
- Assholes! (Or, Why I Now Have To Buy A New Mirror For My Truck.)
- Stupid lottery
- Priorities (kinda lame)
- Pitting Black History Month
- A rose by any other name... (or, Aldebaran is a dickhead)
- The Rather Wimp-ish, Soccermom Society of America.
- Thesis Crisis
- Non-Partisan idea for Election Day.
- Wherin SandHook Decries Aging.
- Kerry will self-destruct
- Gay marriage bashers: have you actually MET any gay people?
- Real Player, yeah I know it's been done
- Matt Daniels can bite me
- Gary Barnett, Champion of Women's Issues
- The Muppets Go To Hell
- Fuck Political Correctness.
- What the hell are you people thinking!?!?
- Bugger! (In the intrest of meaningful titles - rant about opening bank account)
- Human behaviour (or "stupid or cynically-intelligent)
- Is John Edwards Jimmy Carter's 3rd Cousin?
- Alec Baldwin and his promise
- Non-Religious Reasons.....
- The stupidest, most contemptible "pundit" is...
- I am PISSED - and not in the British sense of the word.
- I pit my modem (BT Voyager 100) and BT in general
- How hard is it to hit the urinal?
- Eh. Mild Rant About "Fuzzy Math."
- Goddam it! Why did it break NOW?
- Look, Mr. police office, I'm trying to follow instruction, IF I CAN UNDERSTAND!
- Yet another reason why the rest of the world hates us
- No, fuckhead, it is, too, discrimination because it has a DISPARATE IMPACT!
- Prosecutors (again)
- Fuck you False Alarms
- Fuck you Mel's dad, fuck you.
- Pitting Dopers for not protesting (or even mentioning) the "election" in Iran...
- SI....Who me?
- Female strippers in gay bars is just wrong
- Kerry/Fonda photo doctored
- I don't need a running commentary on your life!
- Israel wiping out the Negev Beduin?
- To the assbag whom I almost ejected by his testicles
- Nader enters '04 Election; Bush seen rubbing hands!
- You do NOT need a $1000 dog.
- The Nazi Administration
- Company charging me for paying them
- TSA now fining random people
- Collection agencies-doing their job. Not you, Mr. Bedpan.
- Lynn Johnston go to HELL!
- Let's play poker with Scott Stapp
- Operating System Upgrade My Arse! (geeky)
- I pit Australian weather and my plumber! (lame)
- Memorandum to all you 'Godwins Law' morons.
- Yo, Terminator! Take your nazi-sounding voice back to Austria!
- Long co-worker rant (now with improved adultery and lying!)
- Uh, I'll use "u" if I damned well please.
- Fuck the Fucking LA Times
- I Pit overly liberal people
- Car-ma is a bitch I tells ya - or how to ruin a weekend
- Thieving post-office vending machines
- My body tries to kill me and I can't even get ice chips? (TMI warning)
- Father outs son to class, incites them to beat him, watches, smiles
- Why the fuck do you have to drink?
- Microsoft Windows Update: HTTP/1.1 Server Too Busy
- Ralph Nader is a self-centered ass hat!
- This is disturbing
- And I looked, and behold a clueless horse: and his name that sat on him was Asshat
- To the ASSTARD who broke my rearview mirror *RANT*
- One Man's Confusing Hatred of Bisexuals
- To my Israeli friend who can't take a hint
- Damn You, Word 97! Don't Make Me Go To Word XP! (Warning: Geeky)
- Dear Dr. Wakfield. Please go fuck yourself.
- I pit King of the Hill.
- Musical Blaspheme (mild)
- collinsc, you have revealed your deficiencies. Allow me to assist you.
- It's enough to turn a lesbian against allowing gay marriage
- So Bush is Satan/Nazi/Worst Thing to Happen to Mankind
- Ralph Nader, come on! You want the money!
- The IRS screwed me!
- I'm pitting my new landlord, who apparently can't add
- is George Dubya Bush an imbecile
- On people talking out of their asses.
- Favorite restaurant owner turns into social climber, crashes in inglorious ineptitude
- Fuck you, Nigeria's government
- Ass't Principal is NOT your pal.
- Stupid little song stuck in my head...grrr
- The Gods of Computer Hardware are fickle and toy with the lifes of mortals
- You fucking psychotic bitch.
- I'm pitting thread hijackers in THIS thread!!
- The Bush Dynasty by Kevin Phillips
- Would someone explain to me why Anna Nicole Smith reps Trim Spa? (diluted lameness.)
- What is it with drivers???
- Stop licking your fingers!
- 9/11/01. Forgive me for being maudlin.
- Thanks to my new bank account, I feel so much safer
- Dr. Atkins dies obese - Dr. Fleming celebrates
- Capital Acquisition an Management Company BEWARE!!!!
- Why is education seemingly such a non-issue?
- Quoting the Post RIGHT BEFORE YOURS in its Entirety: Thanks!
- Shameless self-promotion on Fox News
- Oscar presenters to receive $20,000 in gifts
- Beautiful People Are More Valuable
- I Pit(y) you, Lynn Bodoni
- I'm 17 and can't drink O'Doul's.
- I too have a slight bone to pick with the mods. . . (minute details)
- Nazi Communist TERRORIST Fascist Satanic Pedophile Teachers From Hell
- Cram your Constitutional Amendment up your ass Bush.
- Hey, parking lot asshole!
- Chris Matthews' producer: Fuck those who don't have jobs!
- My Anti-Tailgating device works :)
- Who the hell writes these owner's manuals?
- Bitching about Cops trying to NOT kill someone
- The_Broken_Column Pitting #2
- FAO: Blowero
- The Panderer-In-Chief
- Canada gives up on their military. I wonder who they're depending on now?
- Pitting my Catholic co-worker
- A local reporter decides to call Rev. Phelps for his reaction...
- I pit anti-gay-marriage rhetoric!
- Cliche cutesy-isms that set your teeth on edge
- Senators as Investors
- Me and my big mouth, OR
- Apparently, Jack Chick Likes Lawyers
- A 9/11 prophesy
- Creepy door-to-door magazine sellers...
- [b]Alice_in_Wonderland, you can't be serious
- Lady Kate Throws A Pity Party While Lamely Pitting Her Now Ex SO
- Why defend fundies if we are at war with ignorance?
- Quiznos subs commercial. What The Fuck?
- Anti-Semitism in relation to today's Passion release
- Beer, Astroglide and Walgreens Clerks
- "Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!"
- What do the Nader people believe?
- Rant about the term "rents"
- Guns Are Evil! Ban Them!
- It's just a fucking baseball!
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