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  1. Centcom, Quit Playing Games with the Dead!
  2. If I were the Chairman of Radical Islam Worldwide
  3. TBS, enough interruptions! (minor league rant)
  4. 15-year-old girl prosecuted for child porn
  5. Bush-Cheney propaganda, fresh from Iraq!
  6. Yo, maign, pull yo HAID outcho ASS! Strictly for my Beantownaz
  7. What I learned from the SDMB
  8. Just say it! Don't make me click on yet another motherfucking link!
  9. American Foreign Policy Sucks (reprise)
  10. A Hypothetical Duck in the White House
  11. Yes, I'm pissy. Now go away.
  12. Rantlets of your past
  13. Taxes! Yeah, that's how we solve it!
  14. More religious glurge from Mom
  15. In which I pit my Beloved or: Please! Just put gas in the damn car.
  16. God DAMN You to the Deepest Pit of Hell, NHIC Medicare!!
  17. Deadbeat Dad gets half of son's death benefit
  18. Exploitation in any language
  19. It is not necessary to strip screws to get them in
  20. Grandpa's Dead! Let's have a big ol' get together!
  21. I Pit My "Onedownmanship" "Friend"
  22. I pit you! Dumb !@#@$ ASSistant Loan officer!
  23. "Whilst" should be fucking banned
  24. I pit Chuck E. Cheese and all that he stands for
  25. Boy, that crow was delicious. Now I think I'll have some just deserts
  26. It is not a GUILTY pleasure!
  27. Lavender homepage? How professional...
  28. White middle class Male = little or no scholarship money
  29. What should we do with Americans that encourage terrorist attacks in Iraq?
  30. Czarcasm, a moment of your time, please?
  31. Student teaching hell
  32. I gently pit the Minnesota Twins.
  33. Rossignal ski graphics hit a new low
  34. I pit the pharamaceutical companies and their priorities.
  35. Leafssuck!Leafssuck!Leafssuck!
  36. Hoo-boy! Am I pissed!
  37. There IS no mind/body dichotomy!
  38. Worst... Alarm Clock... EVER!!
  39. Death by Cheezme Inadvertently Taps Years of Repressed Anger...
  40. What is it with guys on ICQ??
  41. And the "Asshole of the Day Award" goes to the guy who kicked a dog like a football
  42. No happy dance for me (as much as i'd like to)
  43. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT! Did I not just tell you to KEEP IT DOWN?
  44. It's NOT a right-turn lane!!
  45. OK spammers, this is the last straw!
  46. Damn you, migraines.
  47. O'Reilly to Iraq: Drop dead, we've got to re-elect Bush!
  48. Hooray for US Supreme Court Justices!!
  49. Generic, generic Match.com MEN...
  50. Rude...overweight people
  51. Folks really think non-sequitur replies are clever or funny? ("Bring Pie")
  52. Michael Moore, have you at last no decency? (short)
  53. To the SOB who threatened to use a gun against my mom and family...
  54. You Subhuman Savages (Iraq Rant Ahead)
  55. The quest for the Grail 2004
  56. "Dog Island" -- WTF??
  57. Pitting the Moron in my American Gov Class
  58. Telemarketers calling during passover dinner.
  59. Condoleezza's Hair
  60. I Violate my Principles for a Job
  61. Pitting PayPal
  62. God Damn Air Canada
  63. Food service...you know where this is going
  64. 2AM: The Music should not make my floor shake!
  65. Sailor, a moment please
  66. My sister-in-law, the final straw
  67. Who the hell lets their children call that late at night?
  68. You wanna know how to watch that DVD? Shove it up your widescreen ass.
  69. A note about colours (to Lobelia Overhill).
  70. 17th century English is not Biblical talk
  71. I really never feel this violent about anything, but...
  72. G@%&*@amned Useless Mo@%*$&%facking Red Sox
  73. My husband was just car wreck
  74. Jeb Bush - I have a hard time believing that you're actually a human being.
  75. Life's too short to tolerate arseholes!
  76. Geez, not even William F. Buckley can get it right!
  77. Fuck the Eagles. I ain't seeing your fucking show even if you do rescedule.
  78. Petty small-town cops
  79. Paper Mache needs to get over himself/herself
  80. Bush's Dept. of Agri nixes _voluntary_ beef safety tests: free market, yeah right
  81. WTF? The phone is free if I'm new customer but $100 if I already have service? (Weak)
  82. Johnny can't read because he's dumb as a post, but let's give him a diploma, anyway
  83. Fuck social conservatives, again.
  84. Fuck karma.
  85. Hey Fat Bald Guy!
  86. Hey! Let's throw shit at the moon! Becase WE CAN!!!
  87. Thought Police score another victory with the assistance of Mall-Wart
  88. Happy Easter! (racism, homophobia and miscarriages!)
  89. The Dasani marketing blitz, or Coke can bite me
  90. I love the SDMB
  91. Happy Easter, Iraq
  92. Don't Buy Quicken Software From Intuit
  93. I didn't want to study today, really I didn't
  94. Buy it now? - NO!!!!!!!!!!
  95. Pitting Gold's Gym for their music selection
  96. Pitting my horny self
  97. Tony Blair, You Smug Patronising Twat. You Are NOT Fucking Gandalf
  98. Who needs these pills? Stupid fat people!
  99. Just can't believe these idiots... ('04 Masters)
  100. My roomate is a lazy clueless fucknut (longish)
  101. I do not like this Pubbie spam! I do not like it, Sam I am!
  102. Bush has finally gone too far.
  103. Hey, BBC, you guys should know better than this!
  104. I fucked up.
  105. Pedophile in my home.
  106. Help Needed -- Evil Coworker Needs Comeuppance!
  107. My high school class president is such a wanker
  108. Senator Liz Figueroa I pit you!
  109. GWB:Lying sack of shit, or deranged and brain damaged.?
  110. This lazy, underhanded shit has gone too far.
  111. Quoting the entire OP in your Reply- WHY?!?!?!?
  112. grrrr....PET MEDS commercials!
  113. A reminder to new members regarding spelling, grammar and punctuation
  114. Dumbass Prick at my Office
  115. What's with the search engine?
  116. It's a blood drive, not a competitive sport!
  117. Fresh beer ISN'T better!
  118. pissing me off!
  119. No, your personal view of God is not required by the Big Bang
  120. Huzzah! My "Official Office Butthole" quit today!
  121. Why the thermometer?
  122. To my Beloved Kitten
  123. Bush Press Conference: I couldn't take it anymore...
  124. Sounds of Hell. Crazy loony fun fun fun!
  125. Fuck you, Ad Aware
  126. A Big Fuck You, Pizza Hut
  127. Moron soldier in Iraq
  128. My Bike
  129. No hurry, it's just cancer.
  130. A hasty rant about my lawn
  131. What does my boss think I do all day?
  132. Just because I didn't like it, doesn't mean I didn't play it. (long)
  133. The First Perfect President
  134. A small rant about homeowners who don't give a crap about their property.
  135. An ad is not Weird, Earl (curmudgeonly)
  136. ANOTHER electronics store?
  137. My Employer's Idea of Maternity Leave
  138. I'm about to pull my eyeballs out with a stick...
  139. Password Rant
  140. I'm FUCKED!!! (tax-related)
  141. Whaa?
  142. To the jackass who sprayed my car with broken glass
  143. eForm DS156, CCUSA and The American Consulate, SORT YOURSELVES OUT!
  144. A Pit Triple-Play! HBO, stupid movies, and Casper Van Dien...a word, please
  145. Help me say what I really wanted to say in reply...
  146. About those curbs in the middle of the street ...
  147. Me too!
  148. I pit crackers and script kiddies
  149. It's YOUR body, dammit.
  150. TD Waterhouse can eat feces
  151. Fuck islamamic fucking terrorist extremists and the god damned horse they road in on!
  152. Pronunciation Pitting
  153. What I learned at school today.
  154. History is Being Erased in Florida
  155. Nauseous coprophagic canine, please avoid the carpet! [Uh, TMI]
  156. "I played good."
  157. Oliver Stone: Fidel's Leni Riefenstahl..only dumber.
  158. GWB: The Greatest President Since Abraham Lincoln
  159. The coffee pot
  160. The free tow cost $35?!?
  161. Another job hunt?
  162. I know it's getting warmer out, but...
  163. Have you ever found out years after the fact that you'd been cheated?
  164. Har Har Har! Porn industry has major AIDS scare
  165. Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut (Short and too the point)
  166. To the SOB that seduced my 14 Y/O niece
  167. I am going to lose my fucking mind. [Electricity(?)-related]
  168. David Feherty, you're freaking me out!
  169. The Importance of Seeing Superman
  170. Once again, European leaders condemn Israel
  171. God Damn Robitussin Commercial, If I were dicator of the World children would be bann
  172. Picunurse
  173. Bluesman
  174. Creepiest SDMB post ever!
  175. Coldfire: re Clayton_E
  176. I pit the azalea
  177. Fox Network Rant (Collect the whole series!)
  178. Green Light Wimps
  179. Fucking Bird
  180. It's hot!
  181. Russian Roulette for kids!! It's fun!
  182. Back in Civilization. Thanks, Comcast...
  183. You've become a nasty old bitch, Ma
  184. Fuck you, Serif! And The Gadget Store.
  185. Maurice Eats It - Film at 11:00!
  186. Svend Robinson, you friggin' goof.
  187. Welcome to the peep show. Or, go rent a porno you little freaks!
  188. A jazz band without a clarinet? Whoever heard of such a thing?
  189. I'm not feeling well so these minor irritants ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!
  190. I fell like a fat sack of crap...
  191. That guy's wearing fashionably over-sized sports-related attire!
  192. My landlord's dog damn near killed my cat last night (long)
  193. God-forsaken car alarm! arrrrrrrgggggghhhh
  194. I may be sausage, but you're nuts!
  195. Oh no, really! Its cool if TV commercials are 50db too high!
  196. Fuck you, US Postal Service!
  197. I pit myself
  198. I just gotta vent..
  199. Damn You iTunes...
  200. They're protecting you...(long)
  201. The worst morning of my life (positively vile and TMI)
  202. Motorcycle Idiots
  203. Harley bashing & Coldfire
  204. How can GWB be leading in the Polls???
  205. astro, it's NOT my fault! No means NO!
  206. Irish Dopers: Is "Jap" a racial slur in your country?
  207. Come tomorrow, I'll be gone
  208. New style Nigerian scam?
  209. Religion in the Workplace
  210. Baptists looked through my mailbox today
  211. I pit Trains and Garbage Trucks!!!
  212. Wanna Get Smashed?
  213. It's official: Bush's press conference questions get screened
  214. Well, at least the admins are into keeping their word!
  215. Oh my, look at what I found in the mail...
  216. DAMMIT! Not aNOTHER week of this crap
  217. My cat friend left a me a suprise!
  218. Another bombing in Ryaidh KSA..
  219. The miserable adventures of SDMB's catsix
  220. Lyndon Larouch and the
  221. FAUX news does it again (extraordinarily lame)
  222. These Nextel walkie-talkie phones have got to go!
  223. A Portrait of the Boss As a Turd Fondler
  224. Damn hail
  225. To the a**hole who broke into my car last night
  226. I will not accommodate or excuse his misogyny.
  227. Priest Molests 17-Year-Old... for Jesus!
  228. Halo server admin: you fucking clown.
  229. Bush has Treasury Dept shilling for his reelection on official correspondence
  230. Fuck you Lizard Lounge NYC!
  231. GLBT National Day of Silence: Shut the Fuck Up!
  232. Did you know that Firehouse subs is NOT Subway?
  233. I TOLD YOU SO ! This is why we shouldn't allow same-sex "marriage"
  234. Wanda Baucus, hypocrite!
  235. Mrs. Wang-Ka: Master Criminal
  236. Sen. Jim Bunning (R-KY)—you got a problem with swarthy males?
  237. To The Person Who Wanted To Kill Me
  238. Michigan: Just Let the Gays Die
  239. EBayer by proxy - no, I will not sell your stuff for you
  240. Jebus! Aaaaaand the Good Banking Times Just Keep On Rollin'!
  241. Apparently there's something "wrong" with me.
  242. Just who is the "Iraqi Person?"
  243. For cripes sake, exercise some control!
  244. Help me get banned
  245. My dog blew her ACL out
  246. An open letter to my latest foe, the European Chafer.
  247. Damned cat!
  248. Czarcasm, tamaraqueenofgoths, and Aesiron
  249. It's going to be a long summer.
  250. Bubblewrapping George Washington or: Moving is evil