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- You people disgust me.
- David Simmons, idiot driver
- No Smoking Please, or the Hostess without the Mostest
- Medical leave
- The biggest downside to owning a laptop.
- My boyfriend just broke up with me.
- Holy Fuck, CNN
- No wonder Alabama is picked on so much...
- America : Shut yer hole about being the "Land of the Free".
- Ann Coulter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad USA Today
- Scared to pay hospital bills
- Clothes Dryer PSEUDO-Science
- Ladies and Gents - The July Surprise. On Schedule.
- You god damned selfish bitch.
- Alabama Sex Toy Law upheld
- "Hopefully" doesn't mean "I hope"
- I got your baloons right here, CNN
- One of My Dad's Best Friends is Dead
- TRUTH rants about Polonium-210 in cigarette smoke
- Patti LaBelle did a shitty job singing at the DNC
- Spread Out, You Mooks!
- Tom Ridge can't put his kids through college on 175 thousand?
- American tourists in here!
- Bush Campaign Advocates Drug Use for Disgruntled Workers
- Prince Charles And His Medals
- This is not the Man Juice you are looking for.
- Ok Wal-Mart, this time you've gone too far
- Michael Moore is a liar after all
- Goodbyes are never easy so just FUCK OFF, facial polyp!
- They didn't think and got non-pink ink on my new seats. The fink! I raise a stink!
- More Tele-Phun! $8000 worth this time!
- Dear Co-worker: May you burst; may you burn.
- The federal government does not pay for education!
- Fucking Dodgers!!! (trite and unimportant)
- Just say no to Kerry's dumbass daughters!
- My sex life is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
- "The Americans Have Pillaged Our Cultural Heritage!"
- Listen to me, you dumbasses: she doesn't live here anymore!
- Snapshot from today's war on terror (Baghdad edition)
- Is it December yet? (weak, bipartisan)
- And now, the Republican version...
- Why is your hatefulness okay, but we're not supposed to disagree?
- Repugs insist on oath for demos to hear Cheney speech.
- Fucking hell! NORAD LIED! Flight 93 might have been saved???
- Racial Profiling of Press -- Cheney
- The Bushistas are now racially profiling journalists
- Pigs Who Don't Understand A Buffet!
- The world's worst online account management site
- C'mon Republican National Committee, show your true face!
- Ireland : Shut yer hole about being the "Emerald Isle"
- Here we go again...terror alert raised
- Letter from the Soviet Union
- They're aliens. Get over it.
- New low of lows achieved by witless dolts-bunny abuse
- Canadians relax! Fred Phelps hates Swedes more now!
- David Irving..Fuck off.
- I don't care if you're my age. (Weak and lame.)
- Vitriolic name-calling in political threads
- YES, I'm drinking a DIET COKE!
- Who else can't stand the McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" Slogan/Campaign?
- Does anyone in here speak moron? I need a translation.
- Waiters: YES, I want my change, thank you!
- All the damn notices said consolidation was supposed to make it easier...
- My job has me at the end of my rope I fear...
- Damn You, Diaper Wipes!
- Bad Out-of-State Drivers
- Kerry Shooting Himself in the Foot Already.
- Fake, fake, FAKE!
- If I Pass On The Right, It's Your Fucking Fault
- Boxes hanging from construction cranes
- At least have the decency to BURY them
- Where are all the women?
- I have an open letter to Katie Couric and all the other talking heads
- Tv dating shows
- Why I hate the BBC
- The Statue of Liberty, um, reopens.
- Token White Guy: A SDMB Welcome
- Do you have any Texas quarters?
- Latest "terror alert" based on 3-4 year-old information
- Using initials for names. A petty, and yet small-minded rant.
- START: Cape, or white horse?
- Join me in boycotting CBS becasue everybody DOESN'T love Raymond
- Lynndie England, you make me sick to my stomach
- Just how the hell can you have a terror alert level anyway?
- People who are going to hell
- We are not a babysitting service- pick up your damn kids!
- Johm Kerry: Evil sez Drudge
- Funny funny jokes in threads
- I wouldn't like you to SAAaay anything, I would like you to...
- Missouri officially bans gay marriage
- Let's stop moving the goalposts all around
- Tennessee Republican Campaigns on Eugenics Platform
- Why do women always seem to want a boyfriend they don't need to sleep with?
- In which I pit Cook County Hospital
- Rednecks is People Too!
- Ah. So you're trying to tell me I'm fucked.
- Bank of America can suck my fat American dick!
- "Dawg"? (very mild, you sadists)
- It's TWENTY ONE freaking seconds!
- The Iraqis are coming!
- I Pit Myself [lame]
- SilentGoldFish - Blow it out your ass
- Staples you bunch of crooks!
- It's a New Record! In which I pit All NYS politicians, most of my neighbor voters
- There is more than one Colin in the world you moron (mildish)
- Drowning Takes Too Long, Let's BBQ the Dog Instead
- Dutch radio: fuck off!!
- The mall is burning!, quick close the doors!!
- My EAP's confidentiality policy sucks
- Burning Bush
- Chunky Girls
- Was I really bad in a prior life or 'Curse you SBC with the rage of a million suns!'
- You're family, that's why I took you in. Now it's time to go.
- Another Tale of Medical Stupidity (Mild but Sad)
- I pit gum
- Three bumper stickers seen recently
- You didn't tell me this shit would make me psychotic!
- Nobody Jumping on latest Bush fumble? What's wrong with you guys?
- Since when does Rush Limbaugh get to call Bonnie Rait and the Boss "drug addled"?
- Damn You Popeye's (Long pointless and kind of whiny)
- You don't *have* to play it that loud, but if you do, you *will* lose your hearing.
- Bush Announces Opposition to Legacy College Admissions
- I pit the spastic cinematographer.
- sick to death of atheism vers god thing
- BrainGlutton, I've got a question for you
- Prisoner XXX
- I pit "Fran" the receptionist at my doctors office
- Dog
- Call in to the conservative radio talk show host!
- Congratulations Dr. Allawi, another briliant step towards a free Iraq!
- Message Board Lawsuit
- To the woman who tried to cut me in line today: I curse thee.
- Do I expect too much? (Probably Lame)
- Go To Hell! Jiffy Lube!
- BushCo outs our al-Qaeda infiltrator?! (Incompetent, malevolent, who gives a flip??)
- It's a fucking dog. Get over it.
- DEX and Yellow Book Can Both Kiss My Ass!!!
- Motherfuckers took our stuff!
- Check, please, I'm outta here. (people killed over Xbox)
- Fat is 'fabulous' :rolleyes:
- How not to sell goods (Office Max)
- Your Usual Cinema Rant
- Iraq: meet the new boss, same as the old boss
- Home improvements: screwed w/ or w/o permits (mild)
- Catsix, You're a Moron With a Persecution Complex and I'm Sick of It
- Geico and their insulting commercials
- I Pit my vacation (long story)
- Ladies & Gentlemen: Our Articulate President
- Pervert, you're a dishonest debater.
- Radio commercials with cars honking and skidding sounds
- Doom 3 requirements
- Weak emotional rant
- I pit fun being cut short.
- proper dress and conduct lessons from Wal Mart
- Creating more ignorance, the SDMB
- [u]My Pet Goat[/u] = petty and fucking tiresome
- Swamp Thing from Muskogee! Rightard Pride Week!
- Us vs. Them, In Our Churches
- What a waste of my frigging time...government bureaucracy!
- Jewish students attacked at AUSCHWITZ!
- MS Word: Shit on both PC AND Mac
- Brand Spanking New Anti-Bush Thread - With Terror Alert Timeline!
- Yet another "Bush's 7 minutes" thread
- With Homeland Security like this, I welcome our new Al Qaida overlords.
- The Second Annual Steelers March To The Super Bowl Thread.
- THE Pet Goat...get it right if you're going to complain about it!
- To mentally challenged, crazy and/or deranged men. No, I won't be your girlfriend.
- I think I'll spend my $14.95 elsewhere...
- Another case of our horrid healthcare system.
- Thank you, Sam Stone!
- Pamela Anderson says KFC stands for cruelty. (Lame rant)
- Fucking moronic general practitioner (kinda lame).
- I pit myself for being a dumbass
- I pit computer equipment designers. This is a lame rant, and they are lame idiots.
- Hey, Dex, good call!
- Bush's "The Rich Don't Pay Taxes" Meme
- Bite me work, bite me United Way
- What the fuck does Laura Bush know about stem cells?
- Tell me, tell me, Alan Keyes... what, exactly, is the "slaveholder's position"?
- Using hot sauce to discipline children?!?
- 4 Things I Hate About (Eating Sushi With) You
- I am ready to take this chick outside and beat her down as I type this
- 12 Short Paragraphs About the Idiots I Encountered Today
- Bill O'Reilly: why doesn't anyone tell him to shut up?
- Who is being overly sensitive?
- Dude... are you absolutely asking for an ass-kicking?
- Philadelphia Eagle WR Terrell Owens, this Pit's for you. "Outing" your former QB?
- Women push for public breastfeeding policy at Starbucks, stage "nurse-in"
- Olympic Back-Stories Drive Me Nuts!
- Homeland security needs a mascot???
- M$ Says "NO!" to Using File Sharing to Distribute XP SP2!
- I pit the UK National Lottery.
- I am a light sleeper.
- Wait for it...
- Screw you, Tescos, you profiteering fucks
- Sha-clump, sha-clump, sha-clump, sha-clump; zoot, zoot, zoot. FUCK!
- I Pit Unreliable Contractors
- I pit the fact that I could swear I pitted something since my last recored pit but...
- Why my mind no longer sucks ass.
- The sum totals of my day
- Sensitivity training 101
- No Asshat, I'm Not Speeding Up For You
- I Pit judgemental pricks
- BoyScout11 - Come On Down!
- Who says America doesn't do irony?
- Oh Cheney's wife, you want some too? FUCK YOU!
- I pit the Clark County (NV) Recorder
- Hey, now that you mention it... John Kerry IS white!
- Sorry, guys, looks like you're back to living in sin
- I'm really not a morning person
- Riding bicycle on roads=death.
- What kind of Asshole puts cheddar cheese on a pizza?
- I Hate loudness.
- How to use HTML
- My Gardener Needs To Be Kicked In His Chalupa's
- Do Americans get the government they deserve?
- That's it cow-orkers, I'm pitting you all
- Washington Post figures out it has had its face in Dubya's lap for four years
- Three most beautifull women in the world
- Help me protest High School policy, what is the legaily of this?
- The NBC Olympics Coverage Pit Thread
- 50º Outside & My Building Has The Air Conditioning On
- Can someone tell me what the hells going on in Najaf!?!?
- Oh, a motorcycle accident! How convenient....
- I fucking, fuck, fuck fucking HATE Invisible Fences!!!!
- Attn Sportscasters: When Tiger Woods is 10 Back, He's NOT the Lead Story!!!!!
- Wonderful Copenhagen
- Shodan...
- How to Democratize the Middle East
- Stupid movie warnings
- Ian Thorpe isn't fit to lick vegemite off Michael Phelps' ass.
- To My Dog's Vet: No, I don't have to buy HeartGuard from you!
- Porter Goss, meet the Pit.
- Porter Goss, meet the Pit.
- New Yahoo Design
- The main act is playing, shhhhh!!
- I pit Olympic commentators Couric & Costas for their pointless & oafish comments
- F'ing inconsiderate shoppers
- Yep, this is the real spirit of the Games all right
- How to make Colorado's vote not matter - in one easy lesson
- Turn down thy collar, ruffian! (Mild Rant)
- I Pit Historians who cannot LEARN from history
- Stupid universities! Must control fist of death!
- AAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! I'm so ANGRY!!!
- Lame rant about hating telemarketers
- Bitca coworker: The Return
- My Asshole Housemate (Or - How to Break Pyrex) [lame and misleading title]
- Can we cut the French a little slack now?
- The symmetry and symbolism could have been scintillating
- What is so hard about making a Right-Turn?
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