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- Fuck! The Cubs are stressing me out!
- My ISP's completely pointless Spam Filter.
- There are no more new user names available on Match.com
- Kerry is an anti-gay bigot and a flip-flopper.
- Take that White House and shove it!
- Stop being so shrill, or I won't support your strgggle!
- Tell me everything you know about vulgar words
- Paris Hilton changes her ways
- The human body is the most poorly designed piece of crap imaginable
- I repent for everything I have done in the past ten years.
- I pit the GOP: mailing saying liberals will ban the Bible
- Smog Check in California
- Civil Union This!
- Stop fucking around in the halls, you cocksuckers!
- Is there ANYONE in this administration who doesn't stink?
- The GOP has really crossed the line with this "special!"
- Microsoft Office, what part of 'Ignore all' do you not understand?
- The Baseball in September Thread
- Great Clips: Scum of the Earth
- My computer & I, or: The week of a 1000 reboots (very long, mild rant)
- I Pit the Craptacular Web Geeks of Major Companies
- Adobe Acrobat .pdf Files - anyone else hate these?
- On taking your shit out of the dryer, putting it on top, and not giving a damn (lame)
- Got the lowdown computer done me wrong blues
- Shut the FUCK up Red Sox [and any other team] fans!
- "One Love"? RIGHT.
- Presidential Debate Pundits: Drinking game in the making
- I pit cognitive dissonance
- Smoking and governments. GRRRR
- Hey you drunk fucking asshole
- Sisyphus got stoned!
- Damn your rambling preambles...
- Money managing during GWB II
- Lead me Not Into Penn Station . . .
- Dear Senator Shit-foam
- O'Reilly goes on 60 Minutes....
- Enough with the "homophobe" bullshit, okay?
- John Kerry charged with DUI
- John Kerry NOT 1) charged with DUI, 2) anti-gay bigot, 3) flip-flopper!
- I Pit Sevastopol 88 - Heil Hitler!
- To my step-sister, Debi Stoll (the divine! (Diva of Chris-what's-his-name)
- Trolling
- Techs should not be coy
- Microsoft and C#
- Gaah, stupid sods law (really mundane)
- The Last Starfighter To Be A Musical
- Parents worry elections will compromise childrens' safety
- Hey Verizon Repair Guy(s)
- Bill O'Reilly To Run for Senate
- BBC news online, or is it the onion in disguise?!
- Get out of there, you little shit
- Election Shenanigans in Ohio
- Bush/Cheney tries on a pair of flip-flops
- Don't like indefinite internment? Try torture!
- You poor lonely conservative in the SDMB sea of liberals
- Someone stole my chair! RRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Can I get you a steaming cup of shut the fuck up?
- what do you think? (TMI)
- DUI checkpoints halted after catching numerous unlicensed drivers
- Ships within 24 hours ...
- Stop acting like you're my pimp or something!
- This woman should be jailed, not given her child back.
- Filing a restraining order against a loved one
- Why does this keep happening to children???
- Vioxx off the market! Nooooooooo!
- CNN is hypocritical jagoffs
- Benign question about circumstances of thread closing
- AAARRRRGH! Albert Pujols is on the cover of Sports Illustrated!
- Is she pregnant?
- Doctor-patient confidentiality not sacred says PennDot and five other states
- Laws that exempt Politicians! = ???
- Mathochist! Get over yourself.
- Worthless U-Locks
- Son of a BITCH! (bad day rant)
- Burn in Hell, Enterprise Rent a Car & Allstate Insurance!
- Only one of two takes full responsibility for her actions...
- Stupid cake frosting!
- Bastard Nutcases: the Blackshirts
- Obligatory debate thread
- I Pit my Sinuses. Why does Og hate me?
- Damned irresponsible pet store
- Ban on pit bulls
- Of leashes and muzzles and women
- Paul's Peace Plan Part II
- Pink with embarrassment for my state's lame "awareness" campaign
- Easton Baseball Bats......JUNK!
- The Combover Was/Is Patented
- Taking advantage of FEMA?
- Let's hope Michael Moore doesn't become a Doper
- Angry parent gets book thrown out due to "pornographic stick figures"
- Perhaps she might have denounced them a wee bit more
- PETA loose in Toronto! (Or why are drivers so stupid?)
- Shodan, Come, Let Us Reason Together
- I just realized it: Bush really does not know what is going on.
- Youngest age for smoking?
- My uncle the perv. Short and possibly incoherent.
- Antonin Scalia is Pro-Orgy
- Fox Fudges Post-Debate History Revision
- Mom says someone hit her
- Wanna buy a house?
- Comments On The SDMB Mock Election Poll Thread
- Mom: Shut your mouth! Enough!
- Stop Sending Me Chain Letters! I Will NOT Forward Them On To 20 People, Dickhead!
- Jay Nordlinger is a jackanapes
- "Real Gone", indeed. Tour, dammit!
- So you can't wish death on someone in the pit...
- I don't need an invite to your street fight :(
- Ted Nugent: "Muslim devils should die"
- Campaign ads hijack lower chords of piano keyboard
- avatars
- Another Swiftie lie gets shot down (this one's for you, Sam Stone)
- Answering a question that wasn't asked (mild)
- An Homage To Mr. Svinlesha
- Maxtor - FUCK YOU ALL!!! (not too long)
- Why am I paying you to handle my goods?
- Dammit, buddy, quit scratching!
- I don't want to marry you, I just want a page made
- You.On the left.Quit with the whale noises.
- Be big. Be meaty. Be a loudmouthed asshole on the fast track to a heart attack.
- Why not just take a dump out the car door?
- Damn the Boulder County Clerk's Office
- Did Bush have a cheat sheet at the debates?
- Spitting on the ground
- Man mistakenly cuts off own penis, dog eats it - please tell me this is a prank
- CtAC, get out of my office. (kind of petty)
- A certain computer company, and why their customer support sucks!
- Oh, shit. Frost!
- "Pet Goat" and other animals
- The Door to Certain Death
- Get the fuck away from me, you creepy asshat!
- MOMA (Museum of Modern Art, New York) admission increase to $20
- To the assholes shooting at Republican HQ's - May you rot in hell.
- firmly plant this.
- Assholes drive cars too.
- I have a broken hand. I have insurance. Fix it.
- Barry Manilow is in concert!..wait...Barry Manilow is in concert? Wha...?
- To the assholes who tried to set fire to a Democratic HQ...
- To the "activists" on both sides of the upcoing election
- For the first time ever, I feel offended
- I hope Boston wins the World Series
- Pitting virgin digital downloads and mycokemusic.com
- Landlord lost our rent
- The Michigan GOP wants Michael Moore...
- Please Shove Your Caller ID Up Your Ass
- Edwards vs. Cheney
- Edwards = lying douchebag
- Cheney: Never met Edwards before tonight
- I pit stupid partisan schoolteachers
- And this is one reason why Vigilante's are a bad idea
- C'mon America. Go to factcheck.com like Dick said
- Poll worker - take advantage of a blind woman, will you?
- Closing threads in MPSIMS (mild)
- Hey stinky! Please brush your teeth before going out for the evening!
- TubaDiva: How the heck is that advertising?
- Through the looking glass: Since when does the country you INVADED count as an ally?
- Just when you think Republicans can't get any more fuckheaded
- Fisher Price - can your toys suck any more?
- CIA - No WMDs; What a fuckin' surprise
- Why do people insist on posting to troll/spam threads?
- KILL the terrorists?
- £1.10 plus £0.99... hmm, pass me my calculator
- Supporting Bush: a severe mental illness
- Reading comprehension with Sam Stone, or: What did John Kerry really say?
- More ballot b.s.
- I am Cassandra: I see the precipice (work related)
- I read this book that changed my life and gave me my Thread Hijacking License too
- Dick Cheney, Living Genius
- 2004 and you still can't get non-white and non-black couples on wedding cards
- I pit the want ads in my neighbourhood
- Robert Novak, the world's most powerful man.
- I violently hate calculus and physics
- Huh? ::repeat:: Huh? ::repeat again:: Huh? Fuck you!
- Celebrate Fire Prevention Week by pouring gasoline into a toilet-it's a blast
- Dubya Debate Muppet
- I pit pot and and my weak fucking will power
- My nephew is not allowed to go trick-or-treating
- Something sports announcers do.
- Incompetence Rears Its Ugly Head
- Chastain86's thread. Was it removed?
- WMIs found in Iraq. No, really.
- Stop sending me someone else's mail!
- Fucking E-Bay sonsabitches...
- Bugger.
- So, am I not allowed to vote now?
- Stupid stupid stupid! I pit myself.
- Well, balls. No flu shot for me this year.
- You better stop! Or I-I-I--I won't vote for Kerry!
- Pitting the 'whistleblower'
- My neighbor is a bullying, wife-beating coward and I took him to court today
- Thanks a bunch Czarcasm
- Psychiatrist demonstrates good impulse control-sends payment of *Ahem* unclean nature
- An Open Letter to Some Idiots from the AFL-CIO
- The lastest spelling/grammar fuck: % for c/o (mild)
- Debate #2 on Friday. Bushisms.
- I pit 46.6% of Australian voters
- My first pitting: Nickels
- Canadian drugs are unsafe but it's ok to outsource the flu vaccine?
- Apparently, Popular Science Magazine wants me in the worst way
- PaulFitzroy's long lost twin brother?
- There's More Here Than Meets the Eye
- Fuck you ABC Sports. Fuck you.
- Um, fuck you, you condescending fuck.
- Stars donating money to catch someone who drowned a dog.
- Hey can we have a go in MPSIMS?
- Brain.
- My grandmother is dying of cancer.
- That has already been defined as "Snaking"
- Yet another Bush and Kerry Contrast
- Duhbya's legacy. Corporate profits way up. Private income down.
- Nobel prize winner: AIDS is a bioweapon
- That Darn Liberal Media! (Sinclair)
- Kobe Bryant rape accuser confessed to lying to police and the prosecution continued
- NPR reviews the political rallies and who is turned away.
- Knock it off with the overuse of the "rollseyes"
- The people across the street.
- Anything named "Worlds Wildest Police Videos" insults my intelligence.
- Why is Peroutka showing me fetuses?
- Senseless political commercials (local division)
- "No, it's SHEET music!" (Butting heads with technology, Part 34,322)
- If my grandmother had balls...
- Kerry vs. second amendment
- Oh, Wow, This Is Powerful Stupid
- When a police car puts their lights on-pull over and stop. Is that a brain buster?
- Pitting the media's unconcealed glee for Martha Stewart in prison.
- I can even tolerate the now-constant "TV popup ads", but DAMN....
- Jor-El and Kal-El reunited. Fuck. Reeve dies.
- Separated at birth?
- I'm fed up with my left shoulder.
- Did We Win Yet?
- You shell of a person
- PotC and Rush Limbaugh
- Ironic postings in response to pittings
- "He can run but he can't hide". Irony anyone?
- Razorsharp - care to dance, you misguided little twit?
- Say, did anyone hear Christopher Reeve died?
- Lissner banned?
- Where did all the good manners go ?
- To all my loved ones and their silverware compulsion
- Trial lawyers and Bushco hypocricy.
- Standard EBAY rant #2 (lame)
- TSA checking of breasts legit seems a bit over the top-no pun intended
- Czarcasm you can't have it both ways (mild)
- I threw my Snyders of Hanover Jalapeño Pieces at some stupid whore in traffic.
- Public Transit Hi-Jinks
- Oriental -- round 2
- Rescheduling Only Works If You TELL Me You're Rescheduling
- MSNBC music download add that won't go away
- Czarcasm: please don't mod the threads in which you're heatedly participating.
- Signs you'd like to post in your office
- Show Some Consideration!
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