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- Zits on Chodes
- Fuck you, Kofi Annan.
- Trapped in "Bad Hold Music Hell"
- CATARACTS? I'm 37!!!!!!!
- And Kinsey spake and saith, "Let there be sex!"--EEEK!
- School seeks to ban lunch trays, pencils, all objects
- Aaaarrrgghhh!!!! Mike Nichols must die!
- $14.6 Billion wasn't enough to get the job done correctly? Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
- Goddamn motherfucking scheduling conflicts!
- WTF did you do with my goddamn midterm?!
- Gaaaah Scoop the Poop, SCOOOP THE POOOP!!!!
- Georgia Schools: Dinosaurs Now Called 'Jesus Horses'
- Marvel comics hits a new low- warning, really geeky
- Arafat's wife.
- You nasty, filthy pigs.....
- What possessed me to watch ER last night after 2 seasons?
- Minor grammar rant: Lightning
- Damned Canadians.
- Yet another children's book from Madonna...
- 11 year-old girl suspended for "dangerous" cartwheels. ::speechless::
- Fuck my college
- xtisme, what is this crap?
- thread closing too soon
- Civil rights are NOT special rights!
- You bring. The ketchup. First. GAH!
- I pit Microsoft.... AND Bluetooth
- I pit my maladriotness
- Funny as hell:
- Apology for my insensetive comment in GQ.
- Kiss me; no, whip me; I'm so confused; help me Jebus
- 14 year olds plan murder, robbery, and love-all on tape
- I pit that bitch Michele
- Dead bug in my ramen noodles
- I pit Riverbend.
- Idiots at Netflix
- Stress+Cold=Irritable Jayn
- I'm going to throw my DVD player out the window
- What's up with people sieg heiling at concerts?
- EPA to use poor to test pesticide toxicity of pesticides
- Eating bad raw oysters will do that to you?! Horrific TMI stuff
- Hey Best Buy: Vivendi sucks, and now so do you.
- Heinz Easy Squeeze Kethcup Bottles are Flawed and I hate them!
- Machetero and Diogenes the Cynic are used cum bags
- CIA to Purge Itself of "Officers Who Were Disloyal to Bush"
- God DAMN sometimes its hard not to read spoiler boxes!
- Not So Fast With Your Crayons, Yanks!
- Rob Reiner and James Hahn Suck
- Well, what are you waiting for? Get the hell outta here!
- Mr Cruel
- Colin Powell Resigns
- What kind of person feeds this junk to a baby??
- Pet in the office, okay. Animals - NOT!
- Blackacre got banned over the weekend?
- Cajun Man. I like my thread
- Why We Fight...
- Oh come the fuck on (on the TMI threads, weak.)
- You live in Buffalo? No books for you!
- 11 people in 1 car collectively wearing one seatbelt. Stupid bitch.
- "Where I spit, no grass grows, EVER."
- You're nobody till you're somebody's Mommy
- Work in a store? Bitch about customers here!
- Hearts & Minds update: Shooting wounded prisoners in a mosque.
- Ayesha pits her (former) family
- Fuckers that piss me off!
- I Pit the Cowboys' Defense for the Last Play
- MNF used to have a halftime show that featured SPORTS!
- I pit students in group projects that drop the class mid-semester
- No more fake crises.
- Arctic melting... Hey! We can get us some more oil!
- "Temperatures will be nearly twice as hot"
- The Bill of Rights, Revised
- Probably the worst restaurant i've ever been to
- Margret Hassan Dead.
- Stop fucking up DVDs.
- Religious Icon on White, Hold the Butter
- On Being a Confused Second-Class Citizen (Hep me Jeezus)
- In which I pit Nice Guys
- What's Your "Default" Cuss-Word?
- Czarcasm: having a bit of a power trip?
- Pissing on a wall is not child molestation you officious fucks!
- Oddly proud to be southern
- Drunken ass next to me + small plane = Me wanting to cause pain
- You know, my army buddy isn't getting paid too well.
- Blunkett: voluntary = bad, state-enforced = good
- A day at the gym
- ABC bows to PC. God I hate people sometimes...
- I pit Valve Software's "Steam".
- The 2004 Asshole Football Fan Award goes to.....
- Iraqi freedom???
- So Where Are the Fallujah Civilians?
- "Sodomites should move to France"-Quote, keep reading
- Mother: Drunk. Children: Dead of starvation
- I need the toilet.
- Actual gym rants!!
- Tivo sells out to advertisers
- Another Van Gogh-like incident: Fanatical muslims attack film crew.
- You're testing chemicals on *what*?!?
- C K Dexter Haven, you seem a little pissed.
- CA Proposition 69 & DNA database arguments
- Charged with a felony? - It won't stop you from leading the GOP
- Europe is mucking around with U.S. politics
- Nevada Power: Please Distribute Sedatives
- Johnny Cornpone: stupid is as stupid does
- These Presidential Libraries Are OUT OF HAND!
- Pitting myself and my bad luck
- Emo distruction
- Part of "Detroit Rock City" enacted live in Alabama (or, Rick Astley Music Sucks)
- Wet Presidents
- Motherfuckering FCC
- Fuck you Apple. Fuck you iPod.
- Fucking Bankruptcy Law! Auuugh!
- Diogenes The Cynic
- November SUCKS!
- Naked lad raking leaves leaves rakish view of Mother
- Aaaannnnd ... I fuck up again.
- A bathroom full of cell phones
- There's something you should know, Dear. Your father is in the freezer
- Incorrigible brats injure a woman with a frozen turkey
- Girls serve poisoned cake to classmates
- Damn you, Washingto Mutual...Damn you to the furthest rings of hell!
- Fuck you, Ezula virus creators. Fuck you with hot pokers and broken glass enemas.
- "Doctor, I think I've caught. . . PORNOGRAPHY!"
- Manhattan of the SDSAB
- Fuck my bones
- motherfucking platypus-pleasuring online cunting class registration
- Ugggh, BBQ Pit Turning Into Depressing Commentary on Humanity
- Me Being an Impatient Bitch
- Contra Matrimonium
- Crematory Operator Pleads Guilty
- Use a tissue, you animal! A pox on you!
- Just to lighten things up around here a bit, I'm pitting the doofus I saw yesterday..
- U.S.: We've broken the back of the Iraq insurgency!!
- Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point)
- Pitting Alaska - Killing Wolves and Grizzlies
- Why would I pay $50 to download HL2? Whats the benefit?
- I'm a true coffee addict
- Holy balls almighty (Pistons-Pacers riot)
- Ah, Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get More Absurd With Creationism
- Clinton Slips Leash; Jennings Critical
- Unlimited Funds for Hillary?
- Another bad driver pitting
- Pitting my brother-in-law, for ruining Thanksgiving.
- Winning hearts and minds -- The American Way
- Chaining your child to crib for safety?!? Hello?
- Max: 1 Mouse: ZERO!
- So, do you feel safer now?
- Can't.open.RX.bottle.....Uuuuurrrrggggghhhhhh!
- STOP shaking the damn camera
- Fuck the CA Bar Exam
- Word for Mac: Thanks for the hidden commands!
- The repugs want to see your tax return.
- Democrat Skullduggery to Undermine Republicans!!
- Things That Really Annoy Me- Taking Advantage of The Elderly
- Istook: All your tax returns are belong to the GOP
- Fuck you, Blunkett.
- Of course your anti-SSM resolution died, you nitwit, it's UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
- More from the Christian Taliban™ on Marriage
- Did you find everything all right, sir?
- What's the most asinine statement you've ever seen posted on the SDMB?
- People who back into parking spots (lamest pitting ever)
- What's the least constructive thread you've ever seen posted on the SDMB?
- French troops make the "Fallujah Marine" incident look like a mercy killing
- Czarcasm: A word, SVP
- PA legislative hogs again line up at their own trough
- Fondue sucks!
- Coming to a download near you! The Kennedy assassination game!
- ESPN Football Announcers: Get off of Brett Favre's knob already.
- Deer hunter kiils 5 ... other hunters, to hold his tree stand?
- NOW can we get a stop sign?
- So I've been disowned...
- My big fat Greek "get the fuck over it" thread
- I pit overused pop culture phrases
- Fucking unbelievable PSAs.
- Leader of the Free World
- Where I pit the father of my child....
- To the people who talk in lectures...
- I think it's me, because everybody can't actually be as annoying as I find them
- I may not know art, but I know an asshole when I sees it.
- Computer nerd wanted
- Inconsiderate Assholes with Strollers/Baby Carriages
- "The Jews killed Arafat!"
- Yellow "Support our Troops" Magnets
- I am going to tear my father's doctor a new orifice
- judgmental woman
- So you're a mindreader now?
- New Movie About Dubya
- This is just sad.
- A Clarification Of Supermarket Policy
- What the hell is with pregnancy message boards?
- Lexmark: I will never connect any of your peripherals to any hardware I own again.
- A preemptive Thanksgiving rant
- Thank you for that heave-by-heave account of your digestive system
- To the nasty-ass woman at work, whoever you are
- Micky D's: Killing their executives
- Bricker: Got A Second?
- Dan Rather Calls It Quits
- To the driver of a Gray Volkswagen Jetta:
- I'll take the $28,000 Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese, please
- 25% of Americans think the Sun revolves around the Earth.
- This woman won't be winning any "Mother of the Year" awards
- Ron Artest
- Let's play a game. It's called 'Robber, Gun, SUV'
- In Which I Pit Everything.
- Warren Zevon's Dead, And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
- I'm not eating the turkey. Get over it.
- Bosda, say what?
- How not to drive a bus.
- Gosh, I never heard of reality RV before...
- $10,000,000 shrimp trumps $28,000 grilled cheese
- I am disappointed by this bag of baby carrots
- St Paul Cathedral's Anti-Gay Parishioner attempts Church Exorcism.
- Future of 9th Circuit Under Review
- I'm not very happy with this apple, either
- A plea for political civility (yes, even in the pit)
- Exit polls show wrong person elected in Ukraine, White House up in arms.
- Where's my neck???
- The sods law of itches.
- We'll need a forum for crappy parents
- Vanilla?!?
- Bin Laden's Achilles Heel
- Kuwait Owed You & Me Discount Oil!!!
- WI State Trooper = Prick
- I pit working Thanksgiving night
- 'WTF' is wholly insufficient (Portugese peophilia scandal)
- Who knew darts was this tough?
- I pit expedia.co.uk (very minor)
- It may be Thanksgiving, but our toilet is still overflowing.
- To my sister
- My great uncle was hitting on my mom!
- I pit Mom's housekeeping (long, but mild - she's my mom and all).
- 327,151,193 Muslims
- I pit my Mom's turkey.
- The Mulatto Turkey in 1h25m
- Extreme outdoor decorating-holiday spirit or eyesore?
- NYPD Officer McDonald, you are an asshole
- I pit friendships.
- Various Parking Rants
- I pit Best Buy for one of the worst and stupidest shopping experiences of my life
- Aggies-Longhorns. WTF, refs?
- I pit...life! (whiny)
- I pit the anti-christmas anarchist
- Woman charges $951K on Amex card, sues Amex for letting her charge it
- Fine, I'm a grinch
- I just had my thread get closed for the first time.
- that jcpenney commercial...
- I think I'll have a little whine...
- For your delectation ....
- I pit all those who say Harry Potter is evil..(Warning: Whininess.)
- National Geographic survey - how do you rate with the rest of the world?
- RE: My link in the Grinch thread.
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