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  1. Is it just me, or does Tom Clancy's recent work blow?
  2. Christmas card mutual masturbation, or an admin howls into the wind
  3. Why is Stanley Kauffman given a movie crit forum on TNR?
  4. Scott Peterson juror: Wow, what a fucking idiot you are
  5. EA and the NFL: Screw You Both.
  6. Michael Powell and the FCC
  7. Take your "no late fees" and stuff em, Blockbuster
  8. Hey hauss, suck it up, chickenshit
  9. My cube is not the supply cabinet
  10. Pay us or you're screwed
  11. And the father of the year award goes to...
  12. County "frees" prisoner and fucks hospital over of his bill.
  13. The Dog's Xmas gift rant
  14. Jacques Cousteau and French Kill Ocean, Destroy World
  15. Fuck You, Christopher Hansen Photography(lame)
  16. I don't want stupid fucks defending my country!!
  17. I loved your corporate website!
  18. I pit Juan Cole
  19. Cotler caves to Tories: govt employees can discriminate against gay couples after all
  20. Crichton you fucking hack
  21. Dear crazy people, get over yourselves!
  22. Put your drink the in the fucking sink!!
  23. I pit my school's ineffective counseling office. (mild, lame, long.)
  24. Bye Bye Blunkett
  25. Silent Night Holy Night 9/11
  26. Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!
  27. Kids are savages.
  28. Fraudster Collection Agency has just called my fiance.
  29. Sony: You fucking suck
  30. Cutesy Cute Welch's Grape kids...BLECH
  31. Why can't you control your damn tumors?
  32. Toys for Tots (people suck)
  33. My family is fighting over me
  34. You queer people, knock it off!
  35. The first rule of 'Fight Club' SHOULD be "don't rent the game" *shudder*
  36. I work with a bunch of morons
  37. Hands off my fucking carbs. Yes, another of those rants.
  38. My father-in-law is being a fucking bully
  39. In which I pit my English teacher
  40. A new technological breakthrough-Voicemail(work complaint)
  41. A BBQ'd man for the BBQ Pit
  42. I am SICK and TIRED!
  43. Does anyone like the word "bush"?
  44. Compulsory nationalism in Tokyo
  45. Leprechauns Are Stealing My Mail
  46. The most sadistic show on televison
  47. Right-of-Way Not Affected By the Size of Your Vehicle
  48. Heavy metal guitarist dead? It's his own fault for playing Satan's music!
  49. A Shit Week
  50. Okay, I admit it, McNabb has shown me something this year
  51. In which I pit DVD regions (very lame).
  52. Woman falls on baby, killing both (lame, unfocused)
  53. hahaha, welcome to tubsville you Brazilians
  54. Every year it happens...
  55. Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Technical Problems
  56. And the prize for the most offensive and twisted analogy of 2004 goes to...
  57. I pit my heater (mild)
  58. Hypothetical Sex Morality Question
  59. 8 months pregnant woman murdered for her baby. What the fuck is wrong with people?
  60. What is it with you Dopers? NOW it's a LIFE?
  61. Merry F!!!ing Xmas To Me From State Farm And The Useless Omaha Police Department
  62. Wee-hour faxers should have fax paper shoot out of their noses!
  63. Almost made it to XMas w/o tired, lame Santa rant
  64. Mom, let it rest already : Christmas and the relatives
  65. Old guys take out cell phone potty-mouth
  66. About time for a pit thread. www.radiotimes.com
  67. Another Christmas pitting thread
  68. Take Your Damn Germs HOME.
  69. Minor Holiday Rants that Don't Merit Their Own Thread
  70. It's a Kingergarden show, not the Symphony Orchestra, lady! (mild)
  71. "Democrat" Zell Miller to Honour Swift Boat Vets?!!
  72. Save Wild Animals. You know, the ones in our cages!
  73. Stick that marijuana candy up your ass, you fuckin' assholes.
  74. NPR story about Republican dissent
  75. Contestant # 3, dirty pool
  76. UPS Lady: Who shoved a stick up your ass, and why take it out on me?
  77. Car full of presents, electronics repossessed - not the rant you think, probably
  78. Cornell poll: 44% of Americans believe that Muslims should not have civil rights.
  79. What is the big deal about Zippos?
  80. I Hate That Burger King Commercial!
  81. I pit AMOR -- specifically, the 19-yr.-old variety.
  82. An open letter, to those... wonderful... people in my village.
  83. Known pedophile brings in kids by the busload
  84. So far, this month has not treated me well.
  85. Has anyone here read Michael Moore's "Dude Where's my Country"?
  86. Stupid half.com seller - I pit you and your head made of dildojuice
  87. No Bodily Harm (or threat thereof), No Terrorism
  88. Dad, interesting opinion about that Al-Jazeera reporter killed in Control Room
  89. Hey all you right-wing “patriots”, where are you now that the Guard needs you to help
  90. I left my ATM card in the damn ATM
  91. These boots are made for walking... (lame)
  92. How to thank your gay lover for sex - murder him!
  93. Hot Chicks: Goatees Are Just A Prop That You Fall For
  94. Social anxiety is ruining my life
  95. The guilty hand
  96. A riddle: How is Dubya like Joseph Stalin?
  97. Intentions never matter, grrr
  98. Fda Prior Notice Regulation
  99. The Detroit Lions have just drained me of my soul.
  100. Donovin Darius, I wish injury upon you.
  101. Suspected drunk driver causes fatal pileup
  102. KOTOR2: Obsidian and Lucasarts can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
  103. No, Hollywood. "EVP" is NOT a "real life phenomenon" (lame and futile)
  104. I'm tired of right-wingers complaining.
  105. Welch's Grape Hellions Continue to Disgust, Annoy, Terrify
  106. NO, I DON'T Want To Purchase a "Timeshare" In Orlando, Florida!
  107. I pit the fucking weatherman.
  108. Jobs Americans won't do?
  109. In which I mildly pit CK Dexter's patronizing finger-wag
  110. Your attention please, Snow Demons: Enough is enough.
  111. No such thing as a free trip to Vegas...? (Lite Rant)
  112. I'm gonna have to pit AAA batteries.
  113. I pit FedEx and their lack of communication!
  114. Pitting the company who wants to sell my furniture
  115. Remember to turn off visitor access!
  116. I pit our Xmas tree
  117. Lovingly dedicated to anti-Masonic tin-foil-hat-or-skullcap-wearers
  118. Now, it's illegal for a dog to fight a dog, and for a hog to fight a hog, but...
  119. I'm making a U-turn - I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY, ASSHOLE!
  120. Culture of violence, my ass!
  121. Automobile Pet Peeves - a Rant in Two Parts
  122. Why self-checkout lanes need atomic laser cannons
  123. Health clubs. Slimier than telemarketers.
  124. I'm pissed off because he pissed on
  125. Get your Humongous Breasts (rant) here!
  126. Fukcing Washington Mutual
  127. Stop trying to paint me with the 'LOSER' brush
  128. Since when is being a pimp cool?
  129. PaulFitzroy bites the dust?
  130. Your Boyfriend Shoots You In the Stomach, So What Do You Do? Agree to Marry Him!
  131. I pit president Bush; with blood on his hands.
  132. Ron Paul...tells it like it is
  133. Coffee is HOT, you moron!
  134. Why do you assume it was a Christmas concert?
  135. I pit corporate lawsuits
  136. Does anyone in the USA actually say "happy holidays"?
  137. DHL = Delivery by Hurling, Lobbing
  138. Evangelical Christmas Cards.
  139. Target should sue Walmart because the bullseye is on WallyWorld
  140. Post office idiocy
  141. Thanks, hamsters, for adding insult to injury.
  142. 'tis the season - for Traffic Rants!
  143. I hope President Bush doesn't get any ideas
  144. Glurge will get your ass kicked
  145. Kentucky teen and Confederate flag prom dress
  146. Temp Agency Clients
  147. Bush video
  148. It's way too fucking cold
  149. "Gameplay updates" my ass you stupid fucker -- the game is BROKEN!
  150. Asshat of the day award goes to the teenager who shot Santa Claus
  151. What the bleeding fuck, Carcosa?
  152. I pit my old neighbor for the way she decided who to vote for
  153. Tis the season to pit yourself.
  154. No wonder everyone hates the Jews... they steal the eyes of Palestinian children!
  155. I think this storm is bad enough to warrant closure...
  156. minor lame rant: correlation does not imply...
  157. Microsoft: A Pox Be Upon Thee!
  158. Get your hands off my boobs. . . . . . . TSA
  159. Isn't putting someone on your Ignore list counter-productive?
  160. Unless you're in a major hockey area, just skip this.
  161. Ddf1234
  162. Do things just taste better on carpet?
  163. Get your Humongous Dicks (rant) here!
  164. I must be a shoplifter.
  165. Don Rumsfeld--->Go FUCK yourself
  166. Gahhhhgg... Sweetened Bakers Whipping Cream Alfredo?
  167. I probably shouldn't pit a children's show...
  168. I hate Old People, so Fucko Off!
  169. Johnny Marks ("Rudolph" author), I pit thee
  170. Sometimes the gods intervene and the Darwin Awards loses
  171. I hate my birthday.
  172. LowerMyBills, CUT IT OUT!!!
  173. Hail the US troops, change membername in YELLOW RIBBON. Or get banned.
  174. I release a thousand Bumpus hounds on TBS!
  175. A pit thread dedicated to gifts that don't work/unusuable at the moment
  176. Ways in which my Christmas sucked
  177. New Name for Gulf War II - The Chickenhawk War!
  178. Minor rant - Who the fuck killed my Sims?
  179. I Pit My Wife-Beating So-Called Father
  180. Fuck the Cowboys
  181. Sevastopol, what the fuck?
  182. It's "Gandhi," not "Ghandi."
  183. Moron Ebay seller
  184. So If the Government Doesn't Respond, Try Us! (re tsunami)
  185. I pit the flu...and myself for not taking it easy...and Martha Stewart, too
  186. Hate in the name of Jesus
  187. In which I pit my pit boss for bringing his vile pestilence into the pit
  188. Christmas travel woes (Northwest, suck my hairy 'taint)
  189. Why can't transportation systems at least break even?
  190. Since when was broadcasting the dead bodies and faces of 5 year olds OK?
  191. "The guy upstairs" looking out for Americans
  192. To my brother
  193. The fight against ignorance gets violent!
  194. People who ask for, then dismiss your opinion
  195. I pit my boyfriend's family
  196. The US is stingy? WTF???
  197. "Sorry I didn't call you on your birthday, but it was the Sabbath." WTF?
  198. I pit me.
  199. Blackjack players who can't count to 21
  200. Did anybody check out Weird Earl's today?
  201. I pit the stomach flu and my uncooperative husband
  202. This place is deader than Mussolini's suspenders
  203. Look, cow-orker, I'd love to help the child IF SHE EXISTED!!
  204. Sirius Satellite Radio...Where are your Playlists?
  205. You say "excuse me" it is FUCKING simple.
  206. Upset because you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Burn down the house!
  207. The overdue pitting of Emeril and his like
  208. On the Third Day of Christmas, I gave to My True Love: Three Dead Cats....
  209. I pit the phrase "Homicide Bomber"
  210. Drug company memos warn employees to stay clear of Moore (observation, not pitting)
  211. A certain mod is locking all my threads.Anything I can do?
  212. The NYT Ignores the Widder Sontag
  213. nightmares
  214. I pit OnStar.
  215. Jerry Orbach died, and that is indeed a tragedy, but...
  216. MY birthday sucks: or: Why won't my family listen to me?
  217. Get Your Evil Spawn off My Train!
  218. Tsunami victims deserved it, you say?
  219. The Drug War: This Time It Gets Stupid
  220. Yoohoo, Ethilrist!!! Over here!!! (with apologies to Tigers2B1)
  221. When the FUCK did "My Documents" become a junk pile??
  222. Aldebaran, leave the dogs alone
  223. Do I need sympathy or just a (holy)ghost writer for my inevitable acceptance speech?
  224. 'Tis the season for ID theft...
  225. ARG I pit myself and the computer memory industry!
  226. Someone up the corporate chain embezzled related to my work, and I am verklempt
  227. My Stigmata
  228. To the girl who works at 7-11 (kinda lame)
  229. What's up with the Hamsters in MPSIMS?
  230. I pit thee, "online poker" (spam-releated).
  231. All Right, Samclem, I WILL Take it to the Pit
  232. "Shoot the cat." "Okay, Boss..."
  233. New Years is going to suck
  234. Straight to hell with canker sores, I say!
  235. The f7cking useless mother of my nieces.
  236. I pit those who say 'Stars and Bars' when referring to the 'Rebel Flag'
  237. I Just Uninstalled Windows Messenger...
  238. Assholes with stereos.
  239. Answers in GQ
  240. Pubbies to make it harder to investigate ethics violations.
  241. Fucking intellectual cowards (fundamentalist Christian rant)
  242. Two slightly related laundry rants.
  243. Jeopardy, Admit it: Jennings Ain't All Dat
  244. Holy Fuck Am I Ever Sick
  245. Don't wanna do me? HA! I stabbing your dog!
  246. I Pit Goldeneye (N64) - Lame
  247. I was only trying to help not convert your son
  248. "It's no coincidence that MUSLIM countries were hit the day after CHRISTMAS"
  249. Idiotic statements made by cow-orker this morning.
  250. Ifeyani Ohalete, don't you have anything better to do?