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  1. My thumb fucking HURTS!
  2. ....that's why I bought a Saturn.
  3. Saying I'm Fucked Doesn't Begin to Cover It
  4. Online Hunting is RETARDED
  5. Dear Energex, Eat shit and die.
  6. So She Didn't Kill My Kid This Time...
  7. Do you have a fucking calendar? [lame]
  8. Why I Can't Take My Job Seriously Anymore: In Which I Pit My Company
  9. Premature eclapulation
  10. You didn't use to be this much of an dickhead.
  11. My stupid friend (whiney)
  12. People who are just plain sorry
  13. You're an WANKER if you buy a $150 BURBERRY DOG SWEATER
  14. Lawyers Set to Sue Purse Manufacturer Over Toddler Shooting
  15. Want to know how I spent 4 hours being laughed at
  16. Ficer67, why the hell are you peeing outside of your litterbox?
  17. Are you trying to anger people, Microsoft?
  18. TubaDiva is back as an admin after less than 30 days - how do YOU feel?
  19. Surely you can do better than this...
  20. More than one person tries to do something nice for me, fail to tell eachother.
  21. My mom will substitute for me, in exchange for my firstborn child
  22. *squeek* *squeek* *squeek*
  23. Why is Hillary Clinton so hated? RE: potential White House run
  24. Ahhh! (TV guide woes)
  25. A Public Apology and Thanks
  26. Just so you know, I don't give a fuck if you're not renewing.
  27. Not The Flirting Thread
  28. My leg fucking HURTS!
  29. I'm watching Ahhnold hand Chris Matthews his head...
  30. Pitting the Handicapped Girl and her Mother
  31. Two mini-rants: Well done steak and the (U.S.) National Anthem
  32. Mother- For Goodness Sake Get Mousetraps
  33. What's wrong with a Personals thread?
  34. Thanks for wasting my time! (Job hunt)
  35. Ouch! What's this in my ass? Oh, its a final exam! (lame rant)
  36. Only In MA
  37. I get the idea, you guys are tired of flirt threads
  38. "The Jew is the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil."
  39. Oh yeah, my roommates still aren't trained (somewhat lame)
  40. The locked Singles thread
  41. Would anyone like to buy a teenager, cheap? (long)
  42. City dwellers who don't pick up after their dogs
  43. Fuck you, bladder infection. Get the fuck out.
  44. Stick to your IMHO / Cafe Society inanity if you can't handle GQ
  45. Fuck you Little Green Footballs!
  46. Can you dress like you want the damn job?
  47. NOW can we say Halliburton and the Bush Administration are just a little TOO cozy??
  48. Why are Tennessee politicians all such duds on the national scene?
  49. We outdid Texas in censorship?
  50. Apple laptop power adapters. ARAGHHHH!
  51. Fuck...FUCK...FUUUCK! Did you lie? Do you care? Am I crippled for life?
  52. TBA: Take Your $2,250 Tolls (Regressive Subsidies) & Shove Em Up Your 6-Lane Tunnel
  53. Things that piss IT people off
  54. Quiz: who do you sue?
  55. Robert Blake goes free
  56. Score: Trublmakr 1; Psycho Supervisor 0
  57. Three things that have pissed me off in two days
  58. If you don't pay for it you don't get to complain.
  59. Why was my thread locked?
  60. US trade deficit tips US$666Bn
  61. Did you even look at my application?
  62. My local TV news stations - enough with Scott Peterson!
  63. Dining Sercices (at my University)
  64. I'm buying one flagpole and two flags
  65. It's the Feds turn for a whack at Terri Schiavo
  66. Republicans are Afraid to Discuss Social Security in an Open Forum
  67. Let the poor woman die already!
  68. If youre planning to purchase a Mac, please support your local dealer
  69. I, for one, don't give a shit about Scott Peterson
  70. Gucks still believe Saddam involved in 9/11
  71. A reverse pit. I praise thee (no not"god")
  72. Fuck the 80's
  73. You're Really A Worthless Sack of Shit Aren't You?
  74. I pit myself for being an idiot.
  75. All right, eyeballs, just do us both a favor and blow right out of my skull.
  76. Fuck You "Dad"
  77. Apparently we can't even die satisfactorily
  78. HUAC redux: The steroid hearings. Joe McCarthy's spirit is alive and well.
  79. GA BoE: Gay students need parents' permission
  80. Which of the other admins are immune?
  81. Political Performance Art and Obscurity
  82. People who cut in line (lame, naturally)
  83. To the dim-bulb woman at KFC (mild)
  84. I, for one, do not give a fuck about Terry Schiavo
  85. Well, Fuck! Looks like he killed her
  86. On posting personal information of other users.
  87. Protocol question
  88. I'm becoming one of them...
  89. Everyone Here Is A Doper.
  90. Sing me a tale of passive-aggressiveness
  91. The whole "abstinence only" thing seems to be going well.
  92. Why are folks scared of me?
  93. Why was this thread closed?
  94. Atkins Easy? My arse!
  95. Rated E for Evolution and strong scientific content!
  96. My Muscles
  97. Why Jon Kerry Didn't Win - a Slideshow
  98. What the fuck do you want me to say? I'm going to hate the kid?
  99. Girls, have some respect for yourselves
  100. Congress - Stay The Hell Out Of The Schiavo Case!
  101. Spanish playboy channel...
  102. Sam's Club Tire Service, I Pit Thee (LAME)
  103. The tyranny of black
  104. What happened to the Ask the Mormon Thread?
  105. Getting flamed in IMHO? Report it and get flamed by a moderator.
  106. Pulling a sickie is not an option in my job.
  107. furlibusea, are you incapable of counting or do you just make shit up?
  108. It's a Non-Stop Polka PARTY. NON FREEKING STOP!!!
  109. Talk through one more Cut Scene and i'll twat ya...
  110. I Saw A Monkey Flinging Poo
  111. Minor Irritations - Straight Dope Etiquette Refresher
  112. Why do Groban/Cassidy listeners also pass along glurge?
  113. You know something I never need to hear again (re: poker)?
  114. This may be a reason the vote went through. Dems, please chime in.
  115. You busted all the vending machines!!!
  116. Playgirl editor fired after "outing" as Rebublican...
  117. We've got fucking RATS in our attic
  118. Bebo Online Address Book
  119. Ok, I agree...Bush is a frigging moron (Bush Signs Schiavo Bill)
  120. Con Man:1. Shirley Ujest's Mother:0.
  121. Not sure if I should pit the police or the mother
  122. Bank spams and phishing scams: hard to tell apart.
  123. Short and Sweet: I'm not a damned psychic!
  124. Who the Hell Even Buys Playgirl, Anyway??
  125. Do we need a new thread for non-mundane, non-debate threads?
  126. Our Local Redneck Paper has Picked up Ann Coulter's Column
  127. Student attempts to bully me. Attempt fails.
  128. I Died on the 405
  129. My wife's ass
  130. What the hell is wrong with things in this country? Yet another school massacre!
  131. I'm too big for this world
  132. I am so fucking sick of my PCOS
  133. John McCain: partisan shill playing loveycuddles with Bush.
  134. I demand a ban on the use of o_O
  135. Frustrations with auto mechanics
  136. Crossfire: Why won't you fucking die?
  137. 15 year old idiot of the week
  138. Hey, let's fuck with IVF too. Why the hell not.
  139. Fuck you, Blizzard!!
  140. FU Barry Bonds
  141. Fuck you, pet poisoners
  142. Breaking news!
  143. Yeeeehaaaaa! Med School Admissions!
  144. Give me my damn mail!!!!!
  145. I pit rain-sensing windshield wipers!
  146. I pit my pathetic existence
  147. I Swear to Og That I Am Cursed!
  148. Student in a pack of trouble for photographing principal smoking
  149. You go around forming unhealthy attachments, don't you?
  150. If you think the Schiavo case will "backfire" on Republicans, you're a fool
  151. Is it free or not? Grr Wells Fargo
  152. I Pit bad e-commerce sites
  153. Merde in the EU vol. 2
  154. Mayor Richard Daley uses Minnesota school shooting to validate gun control law? WTF?
  155. Jesus Horses, part II: Volcano film pulled because it might offend creationists
  156. Attention Tom DeLay, you are NOT like Terry Schiavo
  157. Update on Work Situation
  158. A pox on rebates and those who perpetrate them
  159. Wendy's gives a woman the finger! In their chili!
  160. Texas City goes BOOM. Thoughts on Nuclear Power. (Kinda pointless, really)
  161. If I make it through the next week without committing murder...
  162. a minor school-related aggravation
  163. Goddamned allergies!
  164. These are a few of my least favorite things (return of the mini-rants)
  165. Dear Technical Support
  166. I hope your stroller gets a flat.
  167. Liberals are supposed to be so ______, but they ____.
  168. 110 dollar withdrawl of 40 bucks.
  169. Xema and Crafter Man, you sick fucks
  170. Mall-Wart is Satan Spawn-why continue to support this evil enterprise?
  171. Say, Braaad, That Looks Familiar
  172. I wonder if Terry Schiavo agrees with me ...
  173. Fox News: You've earned your own Pit Thread!
  174. Gimme my dishwasher! (A Saga)
  175. Bonds thinks we're idiots.
  176. Did the constant audio warnings not tip you off?
  177. "Buddy", you asked the wrong tech...
  178. News flash: 'did' and 'did not' are NOT the same thing.
  179. Dear idiot who keeps calling my cell phone:
  180. Oh hemorrhoids how I hate thee!
  181. "No" is not a sentence
  182. I feel sick (Night-time intruder rapes child)
  183. Boy Attacks Easter Bunny
  184. Ruining Social Security, The High Life Way
  185. I get it, you don't like Fox News!
  186. I'm going to beat the shit out of the next person that says to me...
  187. Lord of the Dance
  188. Killing People with your bare hands
  189. Useless singling out of Corporations
  190. Its a walkman for christ sakes
  191. Is the president required to have a say on everything?
  192. NRA says arm teachers
  193. Greer gets death threats and kicked out of his church.
  194. Foot in mouth: Schiavo atty says Terry looking peaceful and beautiful
  195. Fuck you, Mr. Canker Sore
  196. Wal-Mart haters, what have you done lately?
  197. A Root is Not A Fruit!! A Subway Rant.
  198. Michael Jackson plays the race card
  199. Not that you care, but I may not be renewing. (Administration of the SDMB)
  200. I Hate You, Easter Bunny: In which I Pit the absurd holiday of Easter Sunday
  201. Self-appointed "Culture of Life" heroes are killers, by their own rhetoric
  202. Ode to My Uterus
  203. Schiavo update:
  204. I hate Joe Average
  205. I am so feckin' sick of The DaVinci Code! (lame)
  206. Catholicism and Christianity. They aren't interchangeable.
  207. Planning law class and me - a fabulous double pitting!
  208. Sarah Woodruff. Please step inside.
  209. Damn this bug! Damn it straight to hell! (Whiney rant about being sick)
  210. Pitting Fundie Pharmacists Who Won't Fill Birth-Control Prescriptions
  211. An honest creationist
  212. FUCK those "studio"-sized restroom stalls (Warning: TMI!)
  213. The hateful ATM
  214. Yet another airline rant
  215. God damned electronics
  216. When they cancel Arrested Development you can blame me
  217. American Spectator's logo: what the?
  218. Another misused word usage thread
  219. I pit the hot lime green font color in Outlook
  220. EVERYBODY knows the best time to cut trees is 11 p.m.!
  221. Please! Legislate my home!
  222. Jesse Jackson
  223. Boy Scout offical charged in child pornography case
  224. Hillary Clinton, stop turning Republican...
  225. Panhandlers
  226. Fuck you, "Italian Cafe" (weak)
  227. In which I pit aspects of the African American culture of today
  228. Breaking news on the Blockbuster Late Fees "Scandal"
  229. Johnny Cochran - RIP
  230. Jerry Falwell in Critical Condition
  231. I Have Lived In Quieter Dorms
  232. Nancy Grace drives me nuts
  233. "Guess Who" double standard?
  234. Now they consider an appeal
  235. Feeding Tube. Feeding Tube. Feeding Tube.
  236. Hah! Fuck YOU, Line-Jumping Guy!
  237. It's a traffic accident, not a crime scene...
  238. Pitting this one fat guy at my gym
  239. The NHL to examine increasing the size of the goal
  240. To hell with all of ya'll berating J. Cochran for doing his job and doing it well
  241. Okay, I get it; High School sucked. Get over it.
  242. Where are MY leather seats?
  243. Sciavo parents are selling supporters names to direct-marketers.
  244. No, I Don't Wish To Participate In Your Lottery Pool: In which I Pit my cow-orkers
  245. "Immaculate conception" and "Virgin birth" are not the same *&^%$%&(*# thing
  246. Schaivo and the Pope: The Similarity is Scary!
  247. There are now 42 threads with "Schiavo" in the title...
  248. The New Look SDMB.
  249. Provocative thoughts about Terri Schaivo, the Bushes, and Congress
  250. Implicit untruths from USA Today: Iraq/Bush related