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- People who defer
- Again, a plea to those convinced they will hate ROTS (unboxed spoilers)
- Dear Prunefaces: No, I do not NEED a tan!
- #1 Transit System in America? Bite me!
- The boring and unimaginative thread title pit thread.
- Any Texans want to defend this? (foster care)
- My feet (mild TMI)
- It must be nice to rearrange twenty schedules around your own.
- So You Think You're A Swinger, Eh?: In which I Pit myself for being a social moron
- I pit my employer's policies (very... *blah*)
- IBM, you bunch of poo-flingers!
- Hail Maria, Full of . . . WTF?
- Choke a chicken? Go to jail! Choke a woman? Slap on the wrist!
- Too many DeLay threads
- "Vietnam Vet" Spits In Jane Fonda's Face
- How much does one pay to have them screw in the lightbulb?
- I know you hate each other, but...
- Court orders Yahoo to turn over dead Marine's email records;
- France realizes there's no point in trying to hide its scumminess so...doesn't.
- Don't interfere with the baseball, you idiot fishface fuckhole
- You're a cow. A big dumb emailing cow
- Stupid, stupid, stupid me!!! (Lame & Tame!)
- Left Hand of Dorkness
- F1 isn't worth the money I'm paying for it
- 300 billion paid for Iraq so far.
- Poor, poor Schapelle Corby
- I have not been Paid for Three Weeks
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
- Colored text in email
- tomndebb, A (Somewhat) Minor Objection
- Way To Crumple, Microsoft (And Fuck the Antioch Bible Church!)
- You get that perfume by the quart?
- Henry Hyde: Clinton impeachment was payback for Nixon's
- Not sure what part of this to pit.
- I pit bleach
- Are plays always literally 'Drama-fests'?
- Benedict XVI vs. Spain
- Fred Phelps is coming
- Poo
- Current fashions are ugly-I blame Paris Hilton
- WTF is the Minnesota legislature up to?
- Santorum vs. the National Weather Service
- English Showers (Bathroom not April)
- Dry Counties? Wait, what century is this?
- The week of unleavened kibble
- Sunset commission
- Video shows police handcuffing 5-year-old
- Weapons ban lapsing causes no panic, except in fearmongers.
- Anti-gun control folks, a question
- Just ridiculous - I must vent, whine, bitch & moan.
- Yet Another Pet Peeves thread
- John Howard is a fucking Wanker!...ANZAC day
- Chruch, family, and charges of hypocrisy
- To hell with Fish! For Life
- You theiving cunt
- JPII in a chicken breast. Is there no end?
- I pit dog owners who don't keep their dogs in their yards
- A request for temperence in BBQ Pit thread titles.
- NDP: We'll support you and your corrupt government if you kowtow to our agenda
- Assholes on abcnews.com
- There aren't enough rolleyes for this comment from the new Pope...
- If you only want to talk about America, fuck off elsewhere, brickbacon
- Cop retires/goes to Iraq/comes back/demands job back
- HATE spyware! HATE malware! HATE viruses!
- It's not the Professor's fault that you "haven't learned" (mild)
- Hampton Inn, Lima, Ohio; Bite My Ass
- Mine! Mine! Mine!
- I'm not thinking what you are thinking! OK?
- I pit the sorry asshole that hit my daughter's car last night.
- Goddamn Chinese-made CRAP!
- Tis the Season To Plug states (as vacation Locations)eg."I Love NY"
- On God, His/Her/Its Nonexistence, and Bullshit
- Ah, yes, rumor control central is alive and well
- Steve Jobs vs. Journalism & Free Speech
- Does (nearly) everything have to be qualified nowadays?
- Microsoft Punks out RE: Gay Rights Bill
- I might take up Caninecide
- Invoking the war dead - Only bad when they do it.
- Problems with my sister/roommate
- Wedding rant of anger and annoyance
- To hell with this paedophile-hiding Pope.
- To hell with this paedophile-hiding Pope.
- Fudge NBC!!
- Annoy a liberal: put a stupid sticker on your car
- It's like having a whiny boyfriend, but AT WORK!
- The cleaning people threw out my FedEx packages
- I support the Bible class in Odessa, TX.
- Time does, in fact, matter. (petty)
- Scientists! "Studies show..." Blah Blah
- Pro-Life License Plates - Ohio
- Yes, the Dish is Satan's sweaty ball sack and we're going to hell for choosing it.
- Overstock.com
- What can you say to a website like this?
- Nine-Commandment Christians and "Justice Sunday"
- Don't Mess With Texas Stupidity: Paul Cameron fucks yet more kids out of foster homes
- Edward Munch paintings burned
- Ashton Kutcher sticks his dick in his own asshole, fucks himself in new commercial
- Owowow - feels like I'm peeing broken glass. (just need to vent)
- I just quit my job. Wheee!
- *sigh* You suck, Comcast.
- IANAL, but I am a complete and utter idiot!
- My cow-orker, the earworm carrier
- Petty rant
- Here, I pit my bowels!
- Raise your hand if you're a dumb ass.
- Yappidy yap yappidy yap. And God bless America
- Baseball: a couple of questions, and a bit of a rant
- <Thread title deleted to protect the chronically offended>
- In which I kvetch about the local movie theater.
- Polaroid Bankruptcy: Incompetent Execs Get $29 Million; Retirees Get $47.00!!
- Don't tell me you didn't notice doing it, you bastard...
- Filthy Condo Nazis
- Fuck you, popups
- Faking to be handicapped and Disneyland
- Pitting the nurse who "cared" for me after my surgery...
- Good on yer, Bush, mate!
- Why Political Correctness stinks
- Og-Damnit, I Can't Sleep; or Why My Job Sucks Rhinocerous Wank
- UPS can't follow simple instructions
- Newsvertisements
- I Pit Those Who Think Quoting Passes for Wit.
- I pit parcel tape...
- Soldier Gets Death
- 3rd grader sticks 19 with needle...one tests positive for HIV
- Slightly PSPed off.
- For all of you woodpecker hating motherfuckers.
- Bronson Arroyo got screwed.
- On Child Rearing And Library Etiquette
- Jennifer Wilbanks, you've got A LOT of apologies to start making
- Welcome to life in KY: Because I'm an American I was BORN a Christian?
- “EEEEEWWWWW! We don’t want to have sex again. Once was quite enough!”
- 60 years ago today
- God damn it, I am NOT your sweetie pie!
- Rick Santorum seeks to thrust his head further up his own ass
- The lamest cartoon gets lamer: Pitting Johnny Hart & B.C.
- A School District Finally Brave Enough to Challenge Darwin
- Minor rant on naming companies
- Damn you Earthlink
- People do stupid things. Like calling 911 over Vonage.
- Read your fucking email, you brainless schmucks! (Another SysAdmin Rant)
- jumping through hoops with GE (lame rant)
- Hey Office Bitchknocker! Got A Problem? Come To *Me* About It!
- No shit my dog is barking you dumbass biotch!
- Bloodsucking carriers of disease
- I pit moronic doctors
- I did a Bad, Bad Thing (I Pit Myself)
- Pat Robertson claims federal judges are greater threat than al Qaeda/Nazi Germany
- AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! Fucking webhost...
- Pro-Lifers: Is Kyna Dismuke not as good as Terry Schiavo?
- NASCAR themed Chick Tract
- I pit all advertising, everywhere
- Can we drop the superior "tinfoil hat" phrase, please?
- Another Iraqi Smoking Gun, and the Dog That Didn't Bark
- Are all the stupid gucks out there perpetually on DRUGS?
- Wesley Clark, what the fuck was that?
- I am SOOOO UPSET!!!!!!!!!
- What the hell kind of question was that?
- I pit Coldfire's WWII Thread
- I pit workplaces that block MSN messengers
- I Lamely Pit ABC Radio Network News
- "Parental rights" my ass (sex ed)
- Texas Solves All Major Social Problems
- What the fuck is wrong with the construction business around here?
- Don't Drink & Light
- Dorks!!!
- I Was a Bottom Feeding Boar Tit
- If you call me, please, for the love of god, leave a voicemail.
- The bell outside my window is slowly banging away my brain.
- Which one of you MADs shut down Baltimore?
- No, I do not want to work 10 more hours a week for free!
- Tuesday my best friend was burgled
- The Japanese Embassy
- I'm hating life right now.
- Welcome to Beirut--grenades in NYC
- Beheaded child's corpse identified after four years, mother jailed.
- Stop Telling Me About Your Car!
- Marching Band prohibited from playing "Louie Louie"
- 1.6 GPF toilet, I HATE YOU! You dispose of poop very poorly!
- I pit whatever the hell is wrong with me (whiny)
- I pit SkipMagic for being twee
- Who wants to go live in India?
- Jerkwad homophobic mayor accused of being a pedophile.
- Louie, Louie idiocy.
- Blue Shield of California - FEH!
- CA appeals court reinstates conviction for woman whose dog killed a person.
- Bush, and anti-environment piece of pondscum
- Do not threaten suicide in front of your math tutor, please.
- Keep Your Sperm You Gays
- Man who found finger in custard refuses to return it to owner
- An extremely mild Pitting of my unimaginative cow-orkers
- Dumbest religious persecution ever
- Student suspended for talking on phone to Mom in Iraq - WTF?
- Salt Stain Mary Update.
- Fuck Golf.
- Why ask my schedule preference if you going to ignore it?
- How Do I Build A Time Machine?: In which I Pit my job and the managers thereof
- Another reason why this country is so fucked!!
- Student arrested for saying "fuck" (in the sexual sense) at Ann Coulter speech
- Motherfucker! Airport Vandalized!!!
- Wherein We pit erudite-seeming Pakistanis WRT Israel, Zionism, etc.
- What makes you think you're one of my favourites?!
- Fuck! My Baby Broke The TV!
- Atkins is stupid.
- May 9 1971 - We Shall Remember
- Houston Rockets beatdown
- The local LAN cafe's waiting system is flawed
- Absolute, you really should apologize...
- I'm bitter. [Lame...and tame.]
- I pity nosy people
- Grass, Neighbors & Ducks: A Homeowner's Tale
- Time to face up the gracelessness and proscribe newism
- Margaret Cho is Spectacularly Unfunny (and not for the reasons you'd think I'd have)!
- Crappy cellphone ringtones
- Your new pit moderator
- Bay Area real estate - GAHHH!!!
- I pit management having to make new rules because of incompetent people
- Two second-grade girls stabbed and killed, way too close to home....
- Inhumanity
- A whole new reason to move out ASAP
- So, You've Decided To Fuck Up Your Kid
- My friends have terrible taste in movies.
- Woman gets a bloody fortune for "emotional distress" after her cat is mauled by a dog
- A new rule for the BBQ Pit.
- “People with diabetes shouldn’t inject insulin publicly!”
- Neal Horsley had sex with a mule?!
- Anyone grow up on a farm in Ga? Did you have sex with a mule?
- "My kid is a genius." "So is mine."
- Look - I don't want your stupid collector card!
- I pit parents who overbook their kids' schedules
- Stupid cow.
- Stupid friend. (lame most likely, just a rant)
- Damned semi
- Republican senators records on blocking nominees.
- So, I'm gonna be sued...
- Gatorade, I pit thee.
- If you won't help fix it, move the fuck over.
- The SDMB and "medical advice"...
- Moron who shoots up and leaves syringes in schoolyard sandpit...
- Stop saying "I can't believe no one has mentioned. . ."
- Featherlou's Booby Prize of the Day
- I can hear you. Stop hitting me. (Lame and whiney)
- I Am Duly Awestruck By Your Loud Vehicle.
- Messiah born!
- Crap, I'm sick - a pox on sick plane travelers
- That is *disgusting!*
- The California Attorney General wants to fuck up your Walther!
- Is it too easy to bitch about lawyers?
- Thank you very much, whoever you are!
- I pit my inlaws
- pitting myself
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