PDA

View Full Version : The BBQ Pit

Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 [96] 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147
  1. Why Michael Jackson is a creep
  2. Obtuse is NOT obscure.
  3. And Giraffe is being obtuse too.
  4. Where I Pit myself for smacking my beautiful little girl.
  5. To the Comedians who troll the Great Debates forum.
  6. Testing of hazardous chemicals on people.
  7. Where the fuck is the Nyquil?!
  8. The asshole who shares my parking space
  9. Why did you fuck that guy on holiday?
  10. Being a functioning alchoholic is not "developing social skills"
  11. Death brings the assholes
  12. Oh Shit!!!! Is Bosda ok?
  13. Godwin for the gander - Senator Durbin shoots his fucking mouth off...
  14. Another incidence of a woman marrying her rapist in India
  15. Respect The Damn Traffic Zipper, Asshole!
  16. Anyone care to know the real reason for Cheneys defense of Gitmo?
  17. Hey fuckface, it's pronounced NOO-klee-ar, NOO-klee-ar
  18. Apple to customers, "Come here, bend over."
  19. lame "initiation" threads
  20. Fuck You Jeb Bush
  21. I hate graduation (a rant)
  22. PETA - Pesople for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to change name to PUKA - People f
  23. California Child Molester had 36,000 victims?
  24. Now the Republicans are going after Public Broadcast Funding
  25. I need a shit cannon...
  26. I've had enough
  27. Ah, what the hell, I'll pit Michael Schiavo
  28. Anti-Gay Phone Company ?!
  29. Crucifixion and exorcism successful, nun dies
  30. Only letters are letters!
  31. No, NO, NOOO, that's not where the #@$% comma goes!
  32. "VALIDATED BY GOD" ? (weak)
  33. Wow, I'm a real person now.
  34. The Latest Jesus Sighting is in a Pittsburgh Bathroom
  35. Damn Anal Fissures!
  36. The American Talibans...
  37. OMG!!! Even the World Net Daily is waking up.
  38. I'm going back to lurking & posting only in Cafe Society
  39. Michael Jackson Had No Childhood: Boo Fookin' Hoo! (Lame)
  40. Oooh, I'm old and feeble, please be lenient, your honor
  41. Fuck Bush
  42. I Can't Believe You Raped A Pit Bull
  43. FUCK the computer people at UoM
  44. Fred Phelps falls off the edge of the world...
  45. Thank God Kuwait is now free!
  46. I'm going to shove that cell phone up your ass.
  47. OK, radio stations of the world. I get it. Enough!
  48. God Damn You, Falwell, You Corpulent Pissant
  49. Terms of endearment.
  50. That's what friends are for.
  51. Why is it always the ugly ones?
  52. Everyone Hates Teenagers!
  53. How the fuck...?
  54. My Annual SDMB Pet Peeve Thread.
  55. Dick Durbin says sorry - will those who supported his comments say sorry too?
  56. The Natalee Holloway story is really not that important
  57. I think Czarcasm was heavy-handed in the IMHO astronaut food thread
  58. I pit lingering vague illnesses
  59. This house blows
  60. Several small rants about baseball fans
  61. WTF happened in you life to make you such an attention whore?
  62. Moto: Loathesome Pustule
  63. Take your wife off of speakerphone. Better yet, find somewhere private to fight.
  64. What the hell is THIS doing in GD?
  65. For fuck's sake, the flag burning amendment AGAIN?!
  66. Lost Utah Kid Was an Idiot
  67. Stupid freakin' new CD technology...
  68. I gotta get these commuting peeves off my chest
  69. International Organization of Heterosexual Rightsİ
  70. This fuckin' useful class. . . (lame and nerdy, but pilots will take interest)
  71. Pentagon quietly begins a Draft for the information age
  72. SCOTUS: Cities can seize homes for economic development
  73. Some suggestions I'd like to offer to my fellow pharmacy patrons.
  74. Priest Crucifies Nun -- please tell me that this is a lone wacko...
  75. It'
  76. It's official. You no longer have property rights.
  77. HP takes bloatware to a whole new level
  78. It's been done....
  79. Fuck The City Of Oakland And Their Emergency Animal Services
  80. I Pit irresponsible pit bull owners (and all irresponsible dog owners)
  81. Probably Lame, but I need to say it (personal)
  82. what the fuck happened to that sailing spaceshit?
  83. "Jesus hates dykes!"
  84. I pit tech support help desks in India
  85. No "Rove is a Fuckhead Slime" thread?
  86. Dear Technical Support
  87. My apology
  88. I Just Have to Say It - HA! In Your Face, U.S. Beef Industry
  89. whats up with samclem GQ moderator locking down most of the threads?
  90. Cat Poisoning and a Question
  91. Faux news is coming around too! Let's here it for Fox!
  92. U.S. Treasury Department: more ass-ugly currency, please.
  93. Attention Metacom
  94. I praise Roadfood and pit Liberal
  95. Fuck Jamster...stop aurally raping me
  96. I don't get why this thread has been closed..
  97. Samclem, why close this GQ?
  98. Gollygosh I'd like to shove these cigarette butts up your ass...
  99. Bush Invited Journalists to Gitmo
  100. Jeb requests DA probe of M. Schiavo
  101. lotsa schmucks around here
  102. Trunk, where's your evidence?
  103. Dear Northwest Airlines: Pull your head out of your ass.
  104. START, get a LiveJournal.
  105. God damnit, Hotmail.
  106. British Cyclists
  107. I pit screaming kids in a restaurant and asshole parents and spineless managers
  108. Same Tired Bullshit - Part Two (GD)
  109. Gen X/Y, Backpacks and My Mother: a Warning.
  110. Land of the Dead: Not for Kids
  111. No: I won't participate in a telephone survey while I'm at work
  112. BTK Killer Confesses in Court.
  113. Dear Tom Cruise, suck my sac
  114. Yes, I needed to know that!
  115. Hypocritical wankers...Pit your fav
  116. One Trick Pony in CoSR
  117. OPRAH- It's Not Because You Were Black! Get the Hell Over It! (lame)
  118. BushAdmin Negotiates w/Terrorists, Calls Libs Soft on Terror
  119. I hate tech support
  120. Don't "help the military family down the street". . .
  121. Hardball is Fair and Balanced
  122. The Rail-Network has no computer backup system? WTF??
  123. County 97 Stuffy 6
  124. The new [del] function - WTF?
  125. Outhouse "Peeping Tom" (TMI Meter TEN !!!)
  126. Freedom Tower?!
  127. Putin snags SB ring
  128. What does this mean, exactly?
  129. Tom.... Tom. Tom. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.... Tom.
  130. Opinions sought on Pit rules
  131. WTF? Don't touch my baby without asking!
  132. PC terms taken to new heights of stupidity.
  133. Police Buffoonery
  134. To the prick who busted out my window...
  135. Randomly rotten customer service stories
  136. SkipMagic, Not A Complaint (Exactly)
  137. Capital One. You suck.
  138. Tuckerfan - How bored are you?
  139. Tuckerfan - How bored are you?
  140. Backpack Safety Guide
  141. Damn, Visa, you must hate vendors
  142. Wow, apparently I work in a dangerous place.
  143. Dutch (Holland) Dopers - Aruba case
  144. "Your" damned dog is eating me out of house and home - literally!
  145. Jerusalem Pride marchers pelted with piss and shit; three stabbed
  146. United Healthcare: try being professional (weak)
  147. E*TRADE Bank, You Are Neither Mine Nor My Employer's Nanny
  148. SCOTUS - Seat Open
  149. Reuters: What The Hell?
  150. Stupidity Comes Cheap And On A Tattoo
  151. Terrorist attack in Israel gets little coverage and condemnation
  152. 'sex offender' hysteria - play along at home!
  153. the BBC has gone back to their tradition of willful destruction of archive material
  154. O'Connor not the swing vote on abortion
  155. Kenny Rogers, put that camera down!
  156. Did Karl Rove out the CIA Agent?
  157. No, you're not the biggest victim here. Not by a long shot.
  158. Scott Plaid, Stand Up or Shut Up
  159. 50 Million dollars? For a Church? Are you Serious?
  160. Ohio increases tax on smokes by 70 cents a pack.
  161. Heat of the moment 'Fuck French TV'
  162. Kanye West sullies Live 8
  163. Starting a race under a caution flag? Eat my ass Brian France.
  164. The Shasta Groene discovery: anybody else think some torture might be beneficial?
  165. The BIKE path is for people on BIKES. That is why it is called the BIKE path!
  166. Pubic Convenience
  167. OK, I have had it. Terry Nichols did it because of his Asperger's.
  168. Oral Commandos to Baghdad
  169. Fuck you, St Vinnies! Fuck you, Salvation Army!
  170. Pitting the latest antidrug.com ad
  171. I Pit the Stupid Bitch who won't help me get my cell phone back
  172. "Knock! Knock!" goes the unmannered, dumbass bitch
  173. Customers
  174. Fluoride terrorist--get over yourselves.
  175. I'm drunk at my friend's house
  176. Fireworks
  177. You Motherfucking Father-Raping White Trash Fuckers In Hayward
  178. You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing.
  179. My GOD, how dumb can you be? Junkies and justice??
  180. Point of Order-Hate Speech in the Pit
  181. Can someone get that idiot Chirac something to eat?
  182. Mockingbird, a moment please.
  183. Has anyone had a bad experience with DeMolay / Freemasons/Order of the Eastern Star ?
  184. PA State Rep Introduces Dog Seat Belt Legislation
  185. Look at any m/f couple. Who's usually more miserable?
  186. I have a head cold. I'm not a meth junkie.
  187. Czarcasm, Giraffe, is this a new pit policy?
  188. I did NOT bargain for this!
  189. Randomly rotten customer stories
  190. My closest walk-in clinic has a bunch of crabs working at it
  191. "Kyle Rayner" - Chauvinistic Moron
  192. All fear my knowledge of the black arts(geek rant)
  193. Paul in Saudi: clarification, please
  194. Tie Guy Forced into Uniform
  195. London Terror Attacks
  196. Car Thief!
  197. Shirley Ujest got pitted and nobody knows...
  198. Sad little fashion nazis
  199. Locking threads, revisited
  200. No, you can't use my bathroom
  201. Finally, Pro-Life votes pay off! An Amendment protects the Sanctity of...the Flag?
  202. Skipmagic: the coward
  203. I pit the evil massage therapist
  204. 6 Days Late to Pass a State Budget, But Right on Time For Their Own Pay Hike
  205. El Ojo Rojo del Infierno
  206. Sheesh indeed!
  207. am i evil? am i deranged? or am i just rational?
  208. Hotels cash in on London attack...
  209. To my brain: What kind of sorry excuse for a dream is that?
  210. oh, my foul language is so awful, but dying brown people are just fine & dandy!
  211. A two fer... I pit on-line phone books and employment agencies
  212. Arkansas Gov Mike Huckabee Hates Himself But Loves Him Some Cheap Tyson Chicken
  213. Come on down, bob_loblaw!
  214. Red means stop, Green means go
  215. If you're licensed to kill, TVeblen, learn to read.
  216. I say "pardon me," you say "mmm-hmmmm."
  217. For the unholy love of gibbering fuck, answer the gorram question!
  218. Alaricthegoth, are you ok?
  219. London Soldiers on, DARPA panics.
  220. When they quack like a duck
  221. Have a cold? Go get a massage!!! or, I am filled with snot and grrrrrrr
  222. Why fans get what they deserve: Kenny Rogers gets support from fans
  223. I am such a fucking moron (long vent)
  224. John Gibson of Fox News is a psychopath
  225. Why risk reporters lives for pictures of hurricane damage?
  226. Get back to the North Circular, and other driver complaints
  227. To the makers of men's consumer products::
  228. New Republic, give up your asinine puns!
  229. Trees are indistinguishable from Broccoli
  230. Today's News from Europe
  231. "trees are indistinguishable from broccoli" thread should NOT have been locked!!!
  232. Shootout with gunman kill baby
  233. Jack's Back: The latest Chick Tract
  234. Why was my MPSIMS spam parody thread deleted?
  235. When is a war criminal not a war criminal?
  236. Psycho bitch ruins a little girls life
  237. Racist plays race card
  238. News flash: Ex Machina doesn't care for Christianity
  239. Fricking Car Problems
  240. London Thanks the USAF for Their Support
  241. Screw Tackt
  242. No, she's not in line, she's on a cellphone!
  243. It is fucking July. Take the goddam campaign stickers off your fucking car.
  244. The Home Run Derby is the dumbest thing ever.
  245. Joel Stein and the Cauldron of Mediocrity (a Harry Potter related pitting...
  246. Yes! His name is the same of the singer!!! STFU*#%#&@
  247. Spongemom - cooling
  248. TDOT'S Road Construction Is Evil!!!!!
  249. If a softball player shits in the woods, does he still have to pay taxes?
  250. Your idiocy might just get your friend's attackers acquitted.