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- Oh, won't somebody pit the children?
- Apparently the idocy bar was just raised.
- I Pit Fisher-Price For Uglifying The World
- The yellow light is there for a reason!
- A Very Quick One: Why would you feed a 700 pound relative 20 pieces of chicken?
- I never wanted to smack the free press as much as I just wanted to.
- Neighbours (could be milder)
- Coghlan's Camping Stuff, Customer Service thereof
- Why do people insist on treating deadly wild animals like pets?
- Poop Smears Next To The Toilet Paper Holder
- Gaza Pullout
- PA Dopers-mark September 26 on your calendar to Rock the Capitol
- If it's August, it's time to thin the herd, again.
- I'm pitting Roger Ebert, fucking remakes, Brad Rutter, and some Dopers
- You could have told me that when I asked you
- Iraq is not Vietnam, you say?
- Stupid Best Buy cashier
- Quit answering the question I didn't ask you.
- Help Wanted - Cable Guy. Req - incompetance and hatred of Satellite
- Permitted Rave shut down by People in Fatigues with Assault Rifles
- Fuck you, San Francisco
- Eric Rudolph apologizes to victims' families - anybody buying it?
- You ran me off the road. Cunt.
- Gate City, Viriginia: 50s Chicago machine of the South
- Same to you, Pat Robertson.
- H.P. Lovecraft Was A Racist, or Blake, you condescending Junior-Modding twit
- Animal Rights terrorists win one
- The South is Like My Mama and you sir are an ass. Can y'all pass that horseradish?
- What would you call it?
- Operation Enduring Propaganda
- Quit second guessing me, Amazon, and send my damn books the way I tell you to!
- Bitches, I told you so... (Lance Armstrong related)
- Woman offended by truthful advice from doctor
- What school administration has been up to all summer.
- Pretty funny video of an arab guy going crazy
- Um, No MSNBC, we aren't Captivated. You just won't stop covering it.
- The President's vehicles use lots of gas. Let's bitch about that.
- Truck drivers. Well, one in particular.
- Hey if you're going to rub my head don't criticize! (Baldy rant)
- The Defense Bar Gets S--T On
- Too dangerous for ANIMALS but not for CHILDREN???
- The American Legion: Irony Much?
- I pit the thought police, or prison rape is cool
- Shacking up with your boyfriend? Don't tell me you'll be my roommate!
- 9/11/2001 established "Dubya" as a leader. How?
- For all times we've complained "Where's a cop when you need one?" today he was there
- Not sure if you're trying to be funny. But you are an idiot.
- Romanticizing my past? Is you trippin'? (Sampiro in a rant of unmitigated ego)
- No, YOU fucking think about it.
- Just pay the fucking fare already
- Career opportunity in SAP? Just Say No (long, dull)
- Nice Job FOX, Kudos!
- Scum Run 2-year Hoax About Fake War Orphan
- Hey, xbuckeye, can we talk a minute?
- Deceptive Drilling Do's and Don'ts (Weak)
- A Simple Question?
- I fucking HATE YOU, cancer.
- You're not a doctor, stop freaking my wife out!
- Why can't we kill Pat Robertson?
- The United States of America
- Pitting an unhygienic workmate (lame)
- New, Improved.. For Your Benefit
- Just! One! Shower!
- Dude, I realize you have disability. How about not being an obnoxious drunk anyway?
- You tried to kill my dog you horrific, awful person
- Ted Rall's critics just don't get it.
- I Burning Your Dog 2
- Anybody ever get fired by someone who's ... not in charge?
- Fuck You LSAC.org, and your little plug-in too!
- Phantom flogger is foodie favorite!
- Quit jogging in the street you neuticle!
- CNN: Soulless vultures.
- Get out of the fucking wind!
- Boycott Pasadena
- Kentuckians, Please Explain?
- I'm not a pet lover.
- Don't put a Ball Sack on your car! It looks stupid and makes you look like a Prick!
- Verizon, my new apartment, and the dead phone saga.
- Get Out of Dodge Debate... Morons
- Worthless shithead New Orleans looters.
- Hey Dubya - New Orleans Has Oil, So Do Something!
- OK, Here I Go.... (Hurricane related)
- RFK, Jr. blames Miss. hit on Haley BArbour memo...
- Well, whaddya know? Now it IS about the oil.
- Hey boss thanks for listening oh yeah and fuck you too!
- A big eye roll for the New York Times
- OK, seriously. Fuck you, Microsoft.
- Won't somebody PLEASE help lil' ol' us? !
- New Orleans is underwater - Bush is to blame
- Gays blamed for Katrina
- Napster Sales Tactics
- For Christ's Sake, Stop Coming to Our House!
- Thread in which I Pit my ISP
- It's not the organization, it's the people!
- Number of dead in hurricane vs. number of dead in Iraq today
- Superdome Evacuation Stopped After Shots Fired At Helicopter
- Katrina, New Orleans, Chase and whatever else
- Pres. Bush, stay away from New Orleans!
- Department Of Homeland Security
- The Lord sends us times like this to remind us how loathsome Katie Couric is
- How I love/hate the first week of college football
- Stop bitching/whining and SEND HELP
- I Pit My Selfish Rich Siblings (Hurricane Related)
- Unregistered bull, how about defecating here instead?
- WTF? The Astrodome is FULL?
- What does it take to get an RSVP from you -- surgical extraction?
- Would you please stop buying the premium gasoline?!?
- I pit the substandard governmental response to the situation in New Orleans.
- The Constitution and 3/5
- a 5 business day backlog *IS* a 5 business day backlog...
- Browser Windows
- Its all the Presidents fault
- Alibris prices suck
- Trent Lott is gonna be just fine
- A Pitting for the numerous armchair disaster managers skilled at bitching
- Add Franklin Graham to the Lists for Your Christmas Bitchslaps
- Americans are too stupid to be ashamed
- Onion Sues Reuters For Plagiarism
- Rioting, Murderous Mob Transformed By 8 Hour Bus Ride
- Grow Up, Mike Myers
- It's Amazing Just How Badly Bill Clinton Dropped The Ball RE: Bin Laden
- That one ABC guy is a prick
- Rehnquist is dead. Let the scretching begin.
- Iraq, Pat, Katrina: turning in my RRR card.
- Donate through PayPal? Don't bother
- Did Bush fake a Katrina photo op?
- Cannibalism "reported" in New Orleans
- Ya know, SmartAlex, you're kind of a dick
- Kyle Rayner1 and his crap about cops
- Mama Tiger to dead in NO: Good Riddance!
- "To leave a message, press 1"
- Bush Admin & FEMA start shifting blame to locals - Crass ass covering or justified?
- Please share your beef with the Red Cross
- Sony fucking sucks. I want my money back on my PSP.
- police brutality
- Sean Penn brings personal photog on rescue mission
- Bush to appoint Roberts as Chief Justice
- My neighbor is a putz......rather mild rant.
- I might as well pit Oprah in advance.
- Barbara Bush sees the bright side
- To the asshat...
- SDMB Donation File...who cares?
- Remember the Emperor of the World? I think I met his wife today.
- Its hard to legitimately complain about Bush
- The Mass. Goodridge decision was not judical activism.
- Bush to oversee investigation into his own #$%^up...
- By Sta. Apollónia Station I sat down and wept, or, I pit everything moving in Lisbon
- Sweet, now Iraq is running out of fuel. WTF?
- Selfish SOB Hub
- FEMA's use of skilled volunteers? Leafleteers and Bush Props.
- FEMA won''t let the press photograph recovery of the dead
- Man tortured over tourist map.
- McClellan press briefing 9/6/05. Maybe the press has found their balls?
- Santorum Proposed Penalizing People Who Didn't Evacuate
- Jane Fonda Cancels Bus Tour
- Askia -- What the Hell?
- The Crazy Bitch Next Door
- My worst customer (very long)
- Man Dies From Menopause - Film at 11
- And So the Whitewash Begins ...
- National Day of PRAYER and Rememberance
- Bush's Buddies Clean Up After Katrina
- Mini rants
- Smith/Rivera: Telling the Truth in Concurrent Meltdown Mode
- The Red Cross is NOT in New Orleans. Guess why.
- Police confiscating legally registered firearms in NO
- FEMA Aid Site Blocks Access To Firefox, Macs, Linux Users
- To all the slime who are scamming Katrina donations
- Shut up Scion, the XB is F- Ugly!
- Brown's gotta get fired right?
- Do these judges not read the Constitution?
- Cajun Man: Not so much of a Pitting as a Question
- Bill O'Reilly...economics genius!
- Daaaaaammmit! (Petty)
- I pit myself for being envious
- Oh. Joy! Just What You Need! Another Katrina Outrage!
- Sept 11,2001 - 4 years later - has Dubya learned anything?
- Bush
- Stupid Tory bint
- Personal accounts of Law Enforcement in New Orleans
- CellPhone Drivers.....
- FEMA: It's almost funny this time
- Do you like free stuff?
- The absolute worst football play call I have EVER seen
- What constitutes a legitimate cite on this board?
- I don't know whose fault this is, but someone's responsible.
- Sociologists Say Experiments Show that Looting, Crime Couldn't Have Been Bad at All
- No seriously: Fuck off, Kanye.
- I just want to buy my crap and leave the store (long, mild and over reacting)
- Katrina & The Search For Meaning
- Sweet fucking Christ, they updated the Nigeria scam. (mild)
- Well, my boss wins the "Worst Boss of the Week" award.
- Newest Chick Tract: "The Lost Day"
- Identity theft slimeball
- Dammit, "prodigal" does not mean "straying"
- Premature banning of Swiftysoitiz
- Nah, we don't need the money, take your time! <rantety rant rant rant>
- U.S. Credit Card Payment Hike
- Sis Flags is closing Astroworld. FUCKERS!
- Boondocks - Sept 12th
- Professor's guide for how to piss off students
- Why Must They Touch Me?!
- Holy shit! Hell has frozen over!
- Anyone who thinks locking your kids in a cage is normal, please raise your hand!
- Ted Kennedy.....Just ask a question and then just STFU and listen to the answer!
- One Woman's Stupidity Costs Me Three Days of My Life
- What ever happened to common civility?
- I hit the Horny Cat with a Hard-on outside our window!
- You dumb shit!
- I Pit Thee, Funeral Industry!
- Pitting asshole professors who lock the door
- Wal-Mart. Unions. The irony.
- The Movie Flightplan: No acknowledgment of the The Lady Vanishes whatsoever.
- I am never trusting anyone with anything EVER AGAIN
- To all new college kids
- National Guard resources detailed to rescue Congressman's personal property
- I don't CARE that you don't like Americans!
- Dell Doesn't Deliver
- September 11th Flight 93 Memorial: The Crescent of Embrace. Let’s Roll (It Over)
- Hang this guy by his nuts and beat him like a pinata!
- I'm an unfeeling cunt. Yup.
- That's right, we're closed.
- DeLay Declares "Victory" In War On Budget Fat
- Gah! I surrender!
- Are some parents really that DENSE! Stupid ass book banning Parents!
- Dear Mr. Rattlesnake
- Roberts had damn well better get confirmed...
- A quest to hunt down and remove gays from RC seminaries
- Believe It Or Not.
- I Don't Have Time For Uppityness (Long & Lame)
- Karl Rove Is Slated to Head the Reconstruction Effort - Feel Better Already?
- Bush has to go potty (in memory of Reeder)
- I pit Pizza Hut's new Italian Bistro
- My cow-orker is missing . . . her brain. (long)
- If You Thought Ted Rall Couldn't Get Any Loonier...
- And of course she must be freed so she can boff ME, too!
- To the father of my beloved:
- Web Pages That Suck selected my website.
- More library patrons
- alphaboi867, is it so hard to write "your"?
- Mitt Romney, shove that wiretap up your tighty righty arse
- Who is Zoraida and why can't I shake her/him/it?
- Read Snopes, then stop sending me this fucking bullshit!
- We're all going to die!!!
- I know I shouldn't condone this high school ass-kicking...
- Fuck. We lost someone today, and we're not even overseas yet. . .
- I pit the dumbass who nearly caused a pileup
- Cindy Sheehan has lost her ever-loving mind
- Legal but Unethical?
- Declawing Cats
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