Look at the puppy!!!

[Briminator]

Awwwwww isn't he cute!

[high pitched voice] What a good little boy! You are a good little Boy? Aren't you?[/high pitched voice]

::Makes smooching noises::

[FairyChatMom]

<skritch skritch skritch>

<pat pat pat>

<find towel to clean floor>

:D

[Zappo]

C'mere! C'mere! C'mere, big fella!

Yeah, you're a cutie! You're a cutie! Ooooh, does you want some belly scratchin'? Yeah, let's have some belly scratchin'!

You're such a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are!

[pezpunk]

What the hell are you nutjobs talking about? Puppy!?! How am I supposed to see this "puppy" when it's at your house? What do you think I can magically see through the computer and look into your home? I cannot believe.....


Oh wait... I got it now.

good boy.

[swampbear]

awwwwwwww...ain't he cute! Just think in a few months he along with his 100 brothers and sisters are gonna make the most beautiful fur coat you ever saw!!!! I can't wait it'll be soooo....


Swampbear: Dammit Cruella get away from my computer!

[Beadalin]

Who's a little wee thing? Who's the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi? Oh yes. Yes, I think it's you!

Come here, handsome boy! (http://www.theonion.com/onion3528/cuddliness_to_new_level.html) You know you're the cutest!

Good doggy! (http://www.theonion.com/onion3644/nations_dog_owners.html)

[(your name here)]

aww...who's a good dog?

who wants a biscuit?

no....?

well then i'll eat it!

ow!
get off my hand!

::gets puppy off and mutters expletives::

[Why A Duck]

[puppy hijack]

Anyone seen that show on VH-1 called Pup Stars?

They have a small set with a TV playing music videos in the background and tons of adorable puppies frolicking in the foreground.

It's got cuteness coming out the wazoo.

[/puppy hijack]