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Foggy
01-18-2000, 09:12 AM
Aside from the obvious effects of sex - pleasure and reproduction - what are the other side effects? We've all heard the cliches of how sex cures acne, sex will make a grumpy person have a better mood, and how guys gotta have it or they'll suffer. What's fact and what's fiction? Does it truly matter whether it's a solo session or an anonymous partner or one's true love?

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UncleBeer
01-18-2000, 09:23 AM
Well, there are all those nasty STD's. This probably isn't what you had in mind, but there it is.

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Ukulele Ike
01-18-2000, 09:27 AM
And napping, of course. Particularly on lazy Sunday afternoons.

AWB
01-18-2000, 09:35 AM
Rug burns, penis burns (after a 5x session), sneezing (sometimes), leg cramps, and thirst.

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manhattan
01-18-2000, 09:38 AM
Sometimes the handcuffs chafe.

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TwistofFate
01-18-2000, 10:00 AM
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004831.html

contained a good side effect of sex, reduced irratiblity in women

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Satan
01-18-2000, 10:00 AM
The desire for a tobacco product soon afterwards.

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UncleBeer
01-18-2000, 10:10 AM
Yet another topic headed for MPSIMS.

Additionally, in Satan's previous incarnation, the sex acts would have been discussed liberally on this message board. Sorry pal, I had to say it. Can't let that wiseacre quotient from dropping too far.

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Chef Troy
01-18-2000, 11:43 AM
I find that it makes the sides of my tongue raw and abraded.
:D

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Da Chef

01-18-2000, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by manhattan:
Sometimes the handcuffs chafe.




That's why the silk scarves are better. ;)

-Melin

handy
01-18-2000, 07:18 PM
And the strand of pearls.

Cartooniverse
01-18-2000, 07:20 PM
Yeah. But leather shrinks when it dries. :)

Cartooniverse

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Foggy
01-18-2000, 08:30 PM
Ha Ha Ha :p Don't forget sore knees. :eek

I was hoping for more clinical type answers.

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Major Feelgud
01-18-2000, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by fogmage:
Ha Ha Ha :p Don't forget sore knees. :eek

I was hoping for more clinical type answers.



OK. Increased circulation, muscle activity, hormonal activity, sweat output.

Ringo
01-18-2000, 08:43 PM
Let's see...scroll, scroll...OK, we are in GQ, not gossipville next door.

If you let a drunken woman handcuff you to a bed and she doesn't undo'em before you both zonk out, you're liable to (I suppose it could be worse) have a numb finger or two and sore wrists for a week. No fun; besides it ain't that big a thrill anyway.

And I suppose, in certain scenarios, gunshot wounds are possible.

Seriously, I, er, have a friend who, for a couple of years, regularly experienced a strong cramp in the left foot upon orgasm. No obvious psychological underpinnings, and it eventually went away. I finally decided it was just some freak neural circuit that developed and then, somehow, got severed.

handy
01-18-2000, 09:09 PM
beatle, have a woman handcuff you to the bed & she has a heart attack, I guess you'd kinda be stuck.

fuzzy-wuzzy
01-18-2000, 09:12 PM
What is sex?

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N oR jVIaL
01-18-2000, 09:50 PM
When I have sex more than five or six times in a row, it tends to make me a little dizzy.

... and I think it makes your nose get real long as well,
because I don't know what else could be causing this.

John Kentzel-Griffin
01-19-2000, 12:50 AM
I have found that the more often I have sex, the less often I have to shave my palms.

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DrMatrix

01-19-2000, 01:12 AM
Handy, FYI : what you posted is the subject of Stephen King book "Geralds Game".

Chef Troy
01-19-2000, 08:27 AM
(credit Stephen King for this one)

Oral sex causes amnesia...as soon as a woman goes down on a man, he forgets her phone number.

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cmkeller
01-19-2000, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Chef Troy:
(credit Stephen King for this one)

Oral sex causes amnesia...as soon as a woman goes down on a man, he forgets her phone number.



I never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky...

(Produces semen-stained dress)

Oh, that woman, Miss Lewinsky...

Prescient guy, that Steven King...

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