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Enderw24
04-12-2002, 09:21 PM
You fucking fucker. You think you're so cool, being the king of the swear words. You think you're the shit, nay, better than The Shit, because you get top billing in all pit threads. You sit there lording over the asses. You scoff at the bung mungers. You edged out the felchers and don't think they're not demanding a recount.

What the fuck is your problem, fuck? Top of the food chain ain't good enough for you? You're a fucking adjective, a fucking verb, a fucking noun, a fucking adverb. You are the entire fucking English language and that ain't enough for you, is it? What's next? Participle? Pronoun? El Fucko Spanisho? You're that versitile.

You even have urban legends created because of you, you King Fornicator.

Well I quit. You're too good for me! There! I admit it. I don't need some fucking word that feels like it's "slumming it" every time I type it.

I'm done with you, fuck. We're through. Forever.

And this time, I mean it.
Mr. Cynical
04-12-2002, 10:25 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
ultrafilter
04-12-2002, 11:16 PM
Fuckin' A, dude!
Buck The Diver
04-12-2002, 11:21 PM
Fuck! It's whats for dinner!
BiblioCat
04-12-2002, 11:24 PM
Oh, screw it.
Atreyu
04-12-2002, 11:44 PM
OG SMASH FUCK!















sorry, I had to get it out of my system
lorinada
04-13-2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by Atreyu
OG SMASH FUCK!















sorry, I had to get it out of my system

:D :p :D :p

You just made my day!
Already in Use
04-13-2002, 02:34 AM
I'm a big fan of "furshlugginer" myself. Og love furshlugginer.
Denis
04-13-2002, 05:45 AM
Heh. Ender said, "bung mungers."
Enderw24
04-13-2002, 10:03 AM
You're all a bunch of wankers.
If you can't take my rant with all the seriousness that it was intended, I expect you to get the fudge out of my thread.
Profane
04-13-2002, 01:35 PM
Yeah! Fuck all you fuck-saying fuckers!! Get the fuck out of Ender's fucking anti-fuck thread!
BiblioCat
04-13-2002, 02:13 PM
I am so fucking offended by all this gratuitous cursing.
Dryga_Yes
04-13-2002, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Enderw24
What the fuck is your problem, fuck? Top of the food chain ain't good enough for you? You're a fucking adjective, a fucking verb, a fucking noun, a fucking adverb.

Adverb?

He jumped fuckly?
Enderw24
04-13-2002, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Dryga_Yes


Adverb?

He jumped fuckly?

Like I'm really fucking interested in what you have to say.
anya marie
04-14-2002, 01:25 AM
What the fuck is this fuckin"gratuitous cursing" that all y'all fucks speak of?
Arden Ranger
04-14-2002, 06:00 AM
It's all fucked.
EasyPhil
04-14-2002, 01:17 PM
Fuck, this fucking shit. I mean who the fuck, can fuck with fuck anyway, moreover who gives a flying fuck? Fuck, fucks you up and then doesn't even give a fuck. Does fucking anybody give a fuck?
iconoplast
04-14-2002, 05:38 PM
I'd just like to say... fuck off can mean to spend time idly?? More versatile than I thought! (cite (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=fuck))
Derleth
04-14-2002, 06:23 PM
Here's an idea: Fuck/Counterfuck

A news-debate-style show about whether or not the word 'fuck' should be used as often as it is.

:D
matt_mcl
04-14-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Enderw24
El Fucko Spanisho?

ˇJódete, amigo!
Enderw24
04-15-2002, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by matt_mcl


ˇJódete, amigo!

y chinga su madre.

por favor.
lieu
04-15-2002, 02:30 PM
Travel to auto-intercourse.
sturmhauke
04-15-2002, 05:21 PM
This thread is rapidly becoming a giant clusterfuck. As for fuck being an adverb, just ask jarbabyj. Oh yeah, what the fuck does jódete mean anyway?
anya marie
04-15-2002, 07:36 PM
Yob'tvoyu mat!

Da svidaniya!
Guinastasia
04-15-2002, 07:43 PM
Jebo ti pas mater!

http://sdf.lonestar.org/~scritch/swear.html

Don't surf the web without it!
Jack Batty
04-15-2002, 08:06 PM
"Fuck you" in lawyerese ...

"Trust me."
MarkyDeSade
04-15-2002, 08:50 PM
You Mother Trucker!