View Full Version : SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot!
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 09:51 AM
The following is a list of my current SDMB crushes. They have been alphabetized for your convenience. If you did not make the cut this go around don't be discouraged. New lists come out quarterly.
!ceQueen
AbbySthrnAccent
abel
ACK
Airbeck
aldiboronti
Alex B
Already in Use
Anahita
Anniz
anya marie
aoty
ArchiveGuy
Atreyu
beegirl13
berdollos
bibliophile
Biggirl
BoiToi
BooBoo316
BrattiAtti
Broken Doll
BShrimp187
Calliope
CaptBilly
carnivorousplant
Cartooniverse
casdave
Caught@Work
cazzle
Celyn
Charmian
chique
civilize
cleops
Coldfire
Cosmopolitan
Cougarfang
Crafter_Man
CrankyAsAnOldMan
Crusoe
d12
dabrota
Danalan
Dire Wolf
djwalker
dono
dreamer
EasyPhil
Edwardina
ejrn
Encinitas
epraz
Esprix
essvee
eunoia
Eutychus
Eve
EVO95
FairyChatMom
Ferrous
FisherQueen
Flamsterette_X
Fluffy
Francesca
Fretful Porpentine
galen ubal
Gartog
Gaudere
geepee
Gin and Beer It!
GingerOfTheNorth
glee
Goo
GrizzRich
Gron Huggtand
hannahw
happyheathen
hardygrrl
Hastur
Helpme
HerMajestyLorna
hibernicus
iampunha
ianzin
Ice Wolf
iconoplast
irishgirl
islandgirl
Jack Batty
JavaMaven1
jazzmine
JBERGES
Jessica2
jkbelle
Jodi
jr8
kabbes
Kat
katiekilldare
kferr
kuroashi
Kwyjibo
Kyla
ladydisco
lee
Leifsmama
lel
Lennygirl
Libertarian
LindyHopper
Lisa Ann
London_Calling
Loopus
Lsura
Lyllyan
MachV
Maeglin
mancunian
Mangetout
MarkyDeSade
Mauvaise
Max the Immortal
mayberrydan
meyer
Michael Ellis
Mike38722
minlokwat
Miss Creant
Mooney252
Mr. Cynical
Mudshark
Nacho4Sara
Narile
Narrad
Nortia
novacaine
ObiWan
Osiris
Palve
pbrtallboy
pennylane
pezpunk
porcupine
pravnik
PT
Pucette
PunditLisa
Quasimodem
RaCha'ar
Raoul Anatherwan
Ringo
Robb
RobGraham
robinc308
ruadh
Rue DeDay
S. Mussberger
shawa
Shayna
ShibbOleth
sidle
Silentgoldfish
Silver Fire
Simetra
Skerri
smilla
Soda
Solomon7t
Spooky
SqrewU2
Steve Wright
straykat23
superbee
Superdude
SuperNova
swampbear
Tabeitha
Tansu
Tattva
tcline76
tevya
The Mermaid
tlw
TruePisces
TwistofFate
ultrafilter
UncleBill
white-tigeress
Wicked Blue
widdershins
Wonko The Sane
woodstockbirdybird
Xerxes
Yo La Tengo
yojimbo
Zappo
Meatros
04-26-2002, 09:55 AM
I see how you are. Fine. Whatever I don't need you.
Waverly
04-26-2002, 10:03 AM
Each and every one of your 197 crushes must feel very special.
Soul Brother Number Two
04-26-2002, 10:05 AM
pez, i didnt know you cared.
Gundy
04-26-2002, 10:06 AM
If Waverly didn't make the list, then at least I'm in good company.
Mullinator
04-26-2002, 10:07 AM
Oh fine, be that way pezpunk.
I am now officially willing to whore myself out to the poster that promises to treat me nice at first and then turn into an overbearing manipulator. Frankly, I could use the structured environment.
Fern Forest
04-26-2002, 10:07 AM
Damn-nabbit. And I was building up such a nice deep blue funk and you go and do this to me! Sigh oh well, tra-la-la-la-la-la...
What, does this thread make me look fat?
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 10:21 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
For being the first five non-crushworthy dopers to respond to this thread, the following are now official Pezpunk crush victims!
Meatros
Waverly
Gundy
Mullinator
Lieu
Thanks for playing!
Gorgon Heap
04-26-2002, 10:28 AM
"Official Pezpunk Crush Victims"?
Finally! Something I can belong to! Natch!
Helen's Eidolon
04-26-2002, 10:30 AM
pez, you do realize that you included yourself in that list?
Not that self-love is bad or anything... but... ;)
Pucette
04-26-2002, 10:33 AM
Wow.
I (along with a thousand other people) made it on Pezzie's Crush List!
I'm so not worthy...
Oh and by the way, is it ok to have crushes on other fellow crushees? I wouldn't want you to feel hijacked or anything...
Gorgon Heap
04-26-2002, 10:36 AM
OG CRUSH!
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by LaurAnge
pez, you do realize that you included yourself in that list?
If I can't love myself, how can I love others?
Pucette, sure you can have a crush on someone on my list assuming that person is me or anyone from Lennygirl to meyer or soda to wicked blue. Definetly not anyone from airbeck to CaptBilly or edwardina to eve excluding Esprix.
Otherwise, have at it!
pbrtallboy
04-26-2002, 10:50 AM
Wow -- TWO online crushes in one week! Thanks, Pez! When it rains, it pours as they say. The gods are truly smiling upon me.
Ugh, on second thought, maybe they're frowning. My nemesis, sidle, made the list, too. When it rains, there're usually clouds, and sidle is definitely a dark cloud on my horizon.
Just kidding, si. Love ya, mean it. :p
I posted before you! <shriek!> :D
Bad News Baboon
04-26-2002, 11:05 AM
how soon they forget.
:(
I know I know. It would be sexual harassment seeing as I am under your employ.
p.s.
I want to know what the rest of the title is:
get them while their hot...?
get them while their hot cross buns bake in the oven?
get them while their hot engines cool off?
pbrtallboy
04-26-2002, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by lieu
What, does this thread make me look fat?
No, your ass makes you look fat! (sorry, couldn't resist)
EVO95
04-26-2002, 11:11 AM
I'll be damned...I finally made it on somebody's list that isn't preceded with the word "sh*t"
ShibbOleth
04-26-2002, 11:12 AM
Wow, a Tampa boy has a crush on me! Not the first time that it's happened, but it usually ends bad. FWIW I have bit of a crush on Pucette these days. But I'm fickle, so like you I can't say that she's the only crush that I have.
Meatros
04-26-2002, 11:17 AM
Wooo!!!HHHOOOO!!!! I am now a man, I am some one, I deserve love.
Life is good.
Geobabe
04-26-2002, 11:30 AM
Good lord. That's it. You are SO off of my list.
Gundy
04-26-2002, 11:32 AM
Thanks, pezpunk, but I don't want to join any club that would have me as a member anyway.
At least, that's what I say as I cry myself to sleep every night.
Broken Doll
04-26-2002, 11:35 AM
So, I make your list of crushes yet again, Pez.
I knew it would happen *smug look*
Esprix
04-26-2002, 11:35 AM
Excluded? :(
Esprix
Biggirl
04-26-2002, 11:36 AM
I am seriously honored. Seriously.
I am going to add this to my list of SDMB great personal moments. So far I've got three:
Cecil posted to the same thread as I did. No, he did not address me personally, but I was just one or two posts away from him. The aroma of greatness just wafted right up onto my post.
A troll called me Der Clique Meister. Validation after years of toadying to The Clique. Truly a moment I will always remember even if I have already forgotten the troll's name.
And now this. Yes I am all that, the shizznit and a bag of baked Lays.
swampbear
04-26-2002, 11:42 AM
<sigh> pezpunk crushes me. My first doper crush, even. Will you still respect me in the morning? What if I promise to make pancakes?
Fluffy
04-26-2002, 11:44 AM
This makes me incredibly happy!! I want to have a crush too! You guys have any suggestions (besides pezpunk-he automatically makes the list)
What about spooje? His posts are cool!
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Esprix
Excluded? :(
Esprix
No No NO! I excluded you from the "may not have a crush list". That means she is allowed to have a crush on you!
girl27
04-26-2002, 11:49 AM
Pezpunk, you've no idea what you're missing.
signed,
girl "I'll make that list if it kills me" 27
scout1222
04-26-2002, 11:58 AM
Ooh, she looks like a candidate for an official Pezpunk Stalker™!
Mullinator
04-26-2002, 11:59 AM
A frowning Esprix means the world is not a good place. I'll help turn your frown upside down.
Geobabe
04-26-2002, 12:14 PM
Y'know, I kind of have a little crush on Mully. He's really, really tall.
screech-owl
04-26-2002, 12:22 PM
Hrumph. Must be the damned camoflage feathers.
ladydisco
04-26-2002, 12:22 PM
awww...shanksh!
sidle
04-26-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by pbrtallboy
Wow -- TWO online crushes in one week! Thanks, Pez! When it rains, it pours as they say. The gods are truly smiling upon me.
Ugh, on second thought, maybe they're frowning. My nemesis, sidle, made the list, too. When it rains, there're usually clouds, and sidle is definitely a dark cloud on my horizon.
Just kidding, si. Love ya, mean it. :p
I posted before you! <shriek!> :D
Indeed.
pbrtardboy, -whoops-, 'scuse me (hate it when those fingers slip) I meant, fo course, pbrtallboy this is the crush thread. The archnemesis thread is down the hall to the right, past the water cooler.
Keep up.
Sheesh.
Now shoo.
I gotta meeting with "the Bobs" in a coupla minutes...
:D
Trion
04-26-2002, 12:35 PM
*sigh*
And here I was writing the name pezpunk in my notebook over and over ...
Flamsterette_X
04-26-2002, 12:35 PM
pezpunk, I had no idea htat you cared so much! :) That's really sweet of you.. and I, like pbrtallboy, have been nominated twice in one week for "personal board crush". :eek: So, pbrtallboy, what do you think of this?
Although I believe I'm in good company.. to be mentioned in the same list as Eve! Oh my...
sidle
04-26-2002, 12:36 PM
Aw shit.
Moses on a Motorolla.
Nuttin like composing a way cool response, and then checking it, only to realize that I have a GLARING TYPO!
:sigh:
:o
pbrtallboy
04-26-2002, 12:38 PM
Hate it when those fingers slip, indeed. ;)
misshannah
04-26-2002, 12:39 PM
::scrolling:: ::scrolling:: "e-f-g-h....WOOHOO!!!"
FairyChatMom
04-26-2002, 01:00 PM
Crushed and stalked in the same day - if I get groped, it'll be a trifecta!!!
:D
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 01:09 PM
I apologize but due to over spending and budget cuts I will have to let some crushes go.
The following people are no longer on the crush list:
PunditLisa
Quasimodem
RaCha'ar
Raoul Anatherwan
Ringo
Robb
RobGraham
robinc308
ruadh
Rue DeDay
S. Mussberger
shawa
Shayna
sidle
Silentgoldfish
Silver Fire
Simetra
Skerri
smilla
Solomon7t
Spooky
SqrewU2
Steve Wright
straykat23
superbee
Superdude
SuperNova
swampbear
Tabeitha
Tansu
Tattva
tcline76
tevya
tlw
ultrafilter
white-tigeress
widdershins
Wonko The Sane
woodstockbirdybird
Xerxes
Yo La Tengo
yojimbo
Zappo
Your severance package will consist of a "too bad so sad" and a "don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"
Why A Duck
04-26-2002, 01:12 PM
Good thing I didn't get my panties all in a knot over not being on the list, otherwise this latest piece of alphabetical discrimination would've just killed me.
scout1222
04-26-2002, 01:13 PM
Yowza. Times are tough all over.
scout1222
04-26-2002, 01:15 PM
Woah!
Nothing to see here, just getting my post count away from the number of the beast....
Carry on.
ResIpsaLoquitor
04-26-2002, 01:18 PM
Does one have to have a certain post count in order to be crushed/stalked?
sidle
04-26-2002, 01:21 PM
Looks like I'm back out in the market.
:sigh:
Sending out resumes...
Anybody got use for a crush with slippery fingers?
ultrafilter
04-26-2002, 01:41 PM
Man, here I am feeling so good (although a little confused), and now you go and shoot me down. :(
Fine, see if I care. All I know is, you're off my Christmas card list!
Anyone need a crush like me?
Mullinator
04-26-2002, 02:28 PM
I'll pick up any dumped crushees. C'mon over, my arms are long enough to hug everybody.
RaCha'ar
04-26-2002, 02:31 PM
I'll crush on ya, ultrafilter. Let's go out and commiserate.
Rassum frassum pezpunk... After I went and prepared my teary, hysterical acceptance speech, too.
pbrtallboy
04-26-2002, 02:34 PM
Sounds like sidle is this one that really needs a hug.
Flamsterette_X
04-26-2002, 02:37 PM
Hey, this is an opportunity for the "dumped" crushes to find new people that may have a crush on them.. or something like that. It sounded SO much better in my head..
But I'm willing to pick up any dumped crushes... I have more than enough love to go around.. :)
Oh, you're all on the list.
THE LIST. Not the good list.
Hyperelastic
04-26-2002, 02:42 PM
I won't be happy until Francesca, Tansu, and Ruffian tag-team me into sexual submission.
kuroashi
04-26-2002, 02:49 PM
Uh, gee, it's cool to be on someone's crush list, BUT WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ONLY ME? WHY 197? WHY NOT JUST ONE? ME! ...I feel so cheap...
How'd I get on, anyway? Did I do something meaningful? I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything smart, or funny really...
What does this crushing involve?
Bad News Baboon
04-26-2002, 02:51 PM
I sense a white elephant crush exchange coming on........
pezpunk
04-26-2002, 02:59 PM
I just got out of a meeting with Mathew Leskosp who informed me that there is plenty of government funding for people like me to start a"crush business"! I bought his guaranteed plan and BLAM! I am now a "crush entrepreneur"!
The following posters are officially reinstated!
PunditLisa
Quasimodem
RaCha'ar
Raoul Anatherwan
Ringo
Robb
RobGraham
robinc308
ruadh
Rue DeDay
S. Mussberger
shawa
Shayna
sidle
Silentgoldfish
Silver Fire
Simetra
Skerri
smilla
Solomon7t
Spooky
SqrewU2
Steve Wright
straykat23
superbee
Superdude
SuperNova
swampbear
Tabeitha
Tansu
Tattva
tcline76
tevya
tlw
ultrafilter
white-tigeress
widdershins
Wonko The Sane
woodstockbirdybird
Xerxes
Yo La Tengo
yojimbo
Zappo
I also have enough left over to add:
Why A Duck
ResIpsaLoquitor
Emo Phillips
ultrafilter
RaCha'ar
Bad News Baboon
Rasa
Thanks you Mathew!
Crafter_Man
04-26-2002, 03:20 PM
Yippie, I'm still on the short list!
Kwyjibo
04-26-2002, 04:00 PM
I made the initial cut!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And me with my puny little double-digit post count, too. I'm honored, I'm touched, I really am.
Hey, Pucette, I'm on the excluded list, too ... wanna hold hands?
RaCha'ar
04-26-2002, 04:22 PM
Just one question. How did me and ultrafilter get "reinstated" and then "added"? Does that mean twice the love for us? w00t! High five!
Cat Whisperer
04-26-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by screech-owl
Hrumph. Must be the damned camoflage feathers.
AHA! THAT explains why I keep missing the "crush" lists! (The only logical explanation, anyway.)
sidle
04-26-2002, 04:34 PM
QUOTE]Originally posted by pbrtallboy
Sounds like sidle is this one that really needs a hug. [/QUOTE]
:sniff:
[sup]No, I'll be all right...really...no...don't worry about poor ol little me-[sup]
:sniff:
-Oh-bwa-wait-hold it right there....hang on a sec...
could it...
could it be?
Glory be, praise the Lord and all the saints, I'm reinstated, BABYBEE!
:D
Wait. Does that mean I lose my severance package? 'Cause actually, I was kinda looking forward to having the door smack me on the ass!
chique
04-26-2002, 04:44 PM
*blink*
*I* made a crush list?
pezpunk, will you marry me? :D
ultrafilter
04-26-2002, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by RaCha'ar
Just one question. How did me and ultrafilter get "reinstated" and then "added"? Does that mean twice the love for us? w00t! High five!
While twice the love from pezpunk certainly is a good thing, we can be each other's crushes and his--now that's a plan that'll work out nicely, if I do say so myself.
RaCha'ar
04-26-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by ultrafilter
While twice the love from pezpunk certainly is a good thing, we can be each other's crushes and his--now that's a plan that'll work out nicely, if I do say so myself. Wow. This is the most loved I've been in months. :D Thanks, pezpunk! And crazy-ass-dressed-like-the-RiddlerTM Matthew Lesko!
Nacho4Sara
04-26-2002, 05:49 PM
Yay! If you trim the list again, Pezzy, make sure you leave the Ns, or else I'll come to your house and kill you.
:)
Lsura
04-26-2002, 07:28 PM
ooooh. I made someone's crush list!?!
Wow...I feel so....unique and special somehow. :p
Ringo
04-26-2002, 08:24 PM
Sheesh - there's no accounting for taste ;).
widdershins
04-26-2002, 08:25 PM
Crushed alphabetically, dumped due to budgetary constraints, and reinstated because of federal funding for crushes all in the same day. I feel so honored....or used, I get the two mixed up.
If you only knew how many times this happened to me, you'd think I'd be used to it by now. (gentle sobbing and marathon sessions of listening to Richard Thompson to follow)
Skerri
04-26-2002, 09:18 PM
Oooh....pezpunk, you've made my spit list now. I've been off from work all day, on the road driving, with no internet access....Fickle bastard. And I liked you before this thread, (to the point of searches for crying out loud...
No more. From now on, I save all my crush time for Euty, Scylla, scott evil (hee hee!), and auntie em, even though I am a straight girl and I assume she is, also. Oh, wait, I have to include FairyChatMom, sidle, and jarbabyj, as I search for them, too.
Good lord. I have to go sober up now. I admitted crushes on the board...
Skerri
04-26-2002, 09:21 PM
Dammit. That will teach me to not read the whole thread before replying.
Love you, pezpunk. Don't change, darling....You're WONDERFUL.
(I really didn't read the entire thread. I missed the whole re-instatement! I feel like such a tool....Oh, and pezpunk? My SO is starting to get jealous.... this makes this evening so much better! :D)
GingerOfTheNorth
04-26-2002, 09:29 PM
Uh. Okay.
I thought the only list I was on was the one by Spoofe after making a dental hygiene joke.
Wow, this is the first crush list I've been on. pezpunk's on my list now.
Solomon7t
04-26-2002, 09:36 PM
Woah Im confused. At first I thought 'Woah, I got my existance acknowledged!' But then I was shown the door and I frowned but now Im back on The ListTM. This list really is confusing. I would really appreciate a signed, notorized document clearly stating that you, Pezpunk, indeed do acknowled my existance. pls tks bye
meyer
04-26-2002, 10:02 PM
I'm concerned. I mean, sure, I feel good right now, but what about future downsizing? In todays unstable economy, I need my crush status to be secure! Pezpunk, what are you going to offer us? How about some kind of contract, or....
Ah, hell, who am I kidding! It's my first boardcrush, and I'm gonna take it any way I can get it!
I'm going to retire to my bedroom now and try out my first name with pezpunk's last name - if only i could figure out if either of us have first or last names persay.
Airbeck
04-26-2002, 10:51 PM
What the...?:eek:
How the heck did I get involved in this big game of crush-list grab-ass? And I've survived all the cuts and restructurizations so far.
I don't know if I should be flattered or offended.
I guess I'll be flaffended, at least until I figure out how I managed to get wrapped up in this twisted menage a fifty.
MannyL
04-27-2002, 02:58 AM
Darn I'm not crused by anyone
pezpunk
04-27-2002, 06:29 AM
Due to Government overspending and budget cuts, my Mathew Lesko grant has been pulled. As previously mentioned his program is guaranteed so I did manage to secure my initial $50 investment back from him. As you can imagine this leaves me in quite a financial bind! I have "crush bills" to pay! The result is this, either you guys make "donations" to the Pezpunk crush fund or I will have to shorten my list to the following people:
Kirsten Dunst
That is all.
AbbySthrnAccent
04-27-2002, 06:45 AM
Do we get slurpees or something?
(Hey thanks, yesterday was a really tough day in my world. It was nice to sign on and see I'm not here invisible after all.)
AbbySthrnAccent
04-27-2002, 06:47 AM
Um, ok so now that I'm not on the list; how do I take back my thanks post? :(
Fern Forest
04-27-2002, 07:09 AM
That does it!
Ship me to Ostryla!
Broken Doll
04-27-2002, 07:32 AM
[/shameless hussy mode] Hands off Pezpunk! He's mine, you skanky wenches! Mine mine mine!
[shameless hussy mode off/] ;)
Wicked Blue
04-27-2002, 11:31 AM
How much would it cost to stay on The List?
Lsura
04-27-2002, 11:34 AM
*sigh*
I knew it was too good to last.
Originally posted by pezpunk
The result is this, either you guys make "donations" to the Pezpunk crush fund or I will have to shorten my list to the following people:
Kirsten Dunst
*donates two garbage bags of recyclable aluminum cans and a bowl of candy*
Hope that helps.
Fretful Porpentine
04-27-2002, 04:47 PM
I made a crush list? Wow, um, I don't know whether to feel flattered or just ... mass-produced.
SisterCoyote
04-27-2002, 05:28 PM
I never make anyone's crush list.
Although I have mad ones on Spree :p and Poly. Oh, and Biggirl, just cause... ;)
Cerowyn
04-27-2002, 06:15 PM
pez, I'll donate the $50 if you promise to keep adding and deleting folks from your Crush Listtm. It's so damn entertaining.
Solomon7t
04-27-2002, 06:28 PM
I can donate bad quotes. "It is better to have eaten a sandwhich then to have not eaten a hotdog." :)
TN*hippie
04-27-2002, 08:44 PM
janesays
No question, she tops the list. With big smooches.
But maybe I just crave rejection.
She's been ignoring me lately.
_________
Peace?
TN*hippie
pezpunk
04-27-2002, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by TN*hippie
janesays
No question, she tops the list. With big smooches.
But maybe I just crave rejection.
She's been ignoring me lately.
_________
Peace?
TN*hippie
HELLO!!!! This is NOT a thread about your crushes! It's about my failing crush empire! If you want a thread to profess your crushes in please search for scott evil or pbrtallboy
:D
Cat Whisperer
04-27-2002, 09:51 PM
Sorry, pezpunk, but since your unfortunate financial troubles, your stock has plummeted and you are now vulnerable to this hostile takeover. My lawyers will be serving you with the proper paperwork, but for all intents and purposes, this is now MY crush thread. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Capitalism rocks!)
Skerri
04-27-2002, 10:12 PM
Aww....poor pezpunk... You drop everyone off your list, and expect us to stay here, enamoured?
Ok, so maybe I will.
:D
Flamsterette_X
04-27-2002, 10:14 PM
Like Abby, I wonder how I can take back my thanks post. However, it's a good thing to know that I'm not invisible on these boards. Not that I'm out for recognition, accolades, or anything like that, of course. I'm just glad someone else acknowledged my existence. For that, I thank you.
However, it will help the cause, I'll donate some sushi!
Flamsterette_X
04-27-2002, 10:23 PM
I meant "if it will help the cause", of course.
Cat Whisperer
04-27-2002, 11:30 PM
I'm sorry, but I'll have to downsize most of you during the restructuring. I'm afraid you no longer meet our latest vision for this thread.
pezpunk
04-28-2002, 05:38 AM
I will be out of my crush offices for the next week. I will be surfing in costa rica using the remaining company money. Please hold all my calls :)
Until sometime next weekend I love you all!
:rolleyes:
Geobabe
04-28-2002, 09:33 AM
Boy, good thing I took pezzy off my list already.
Celyn
04-28-2002, 01:10 PM
Aw - I felt as though I belonged when I saw my name on that enormous list, but I think I have now been "rationalised" or "downsized". Oh well, I should have known it was too good to last.
<sulk>
:)
Cat Whisperer
04-28-2002, 03:59 PM
I believe pezpunk will go far in life, having demonstrated a proper corporate attitude. Celyn, you're not supposed to feel bad about being downsized. You're supposed to look at it as an opportunity for growth. No, really.
Celyn
04-28-2002, 04:23 PM
But I'm only little! There is not much TO downsize. Oh woe, woe and thrice woe!
sidle
04-28-2002, 04:29 PM
I'm back off?
That's OK, Pez, I've become accustomed to your fickle nature.
However, I was promised a severance package, no?
When will the ass-smacking commence?
:D
Nortia
04-28-2002, 05:22 PM
I don't care how or why I was on that list, or even that there is no list now, this thread gave me a much needed smile! :p
And sidle I read your post as 'when will the ass-snacking commence?' :eek:
elfkin477
04-28-2002, 06:18 PM
I never get picked for anything :( No wait, my stalkers/persons with crushes on me just have more descriminating tastes, yeah that it. And they're shy. Very shy....sigh.
Originally posted by featherlou
I'm sorry, but I'll have to downsize most of you during the restructuring. I'm afraid you no longer meet our latest vision for this thread.
Ha! Just try to get rid of us!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [insert insane smiley here]
jazzmine
04-29-2002, 12:24 AM
Well, I have made the crush list. While it is not surprising, how could you not love the goodness that is me, I notice the list is alphabetical, which probably explains why I am not at the top of the list, will you be correcting this oversight soon?
pez I am especially pleased to be in with such a small list and I feel ever so important to you. *smooch*
Shirley Ujest
04-29-2002, 06:40 AM
If I ever made a crush list, I would immediately suspect some ulterior motive by the crusher ( or is that crushee?) in order to further their career/post-count.
[Dr. Phil] Life Law 2398: When yooooou are ready to be on the crush list then yoooooou will open your self up more insteeead of setting up walls around you, thus inhibiting you from being crushed like yoooou want to. It's up to you. Yooooou are the only thing holding yourself back. [/Dr Phil]
HerMajestyLorna
04-29-2002, 07:31 AM
Oh, what an emotional rollercoaster. Happy to be on the list, ecstatic to stay on the list, and then dumped off the list like a pair of smelly socks.
Oh, the shame!
::sniff::
Encinitas
04-29-2002, 05:55 PM
I never thought to check a crush list because who would ever have a crush on me? Low and behold there's my name! I feel all tingly inside. I...I...just want to say "You love me! You really love me!"
Already in Use
04-30-2002, 02:07 AM
Ha. My godlike sexual aura forces my name onto EVERYONE's crush list, whether they like it or not.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fools! I'll crush you all!
mancunian
05-11-2002, 02:41 AM
Me!
Shucks!
Gartog
05-11-2002, 09:16 AM
Woo-hoo!
pezpunk
05-11-2002, 09:33 AM
All crushees have been dispersed! GO HOME!
except you kirsten dunst.... you stay
But, I brought along 8 friends for that 10 woman orgy you so wanted...
*sigh*
Guess I'll have to return them then if the crush offices are closed.
pezpunk
05-11-2002, 11:26 AM
crush offices are closed.... Orgy offices are open you silly thing
vanilla
05-11-2002, 02:29 PM
all orgy attendees must check in with teh original pezpunk mistress of note; me!
though i will not be involved in the orgy, as I'm celibate.
Edwardina
05-14-2002, 05:05 PM
Whutzah pezpunk?
pravnik
05-14-2002, 05:56 PM
I made the list....? I made the list!!! Wooo!
I recently got in touch with my feminine side. Unfortunately we have fallen in love and now spend eight to ten hours of every day committing naughtinesses in bus shelters.
Superdude
05-14-2002, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by pezpunk
The following posters are officially reinstated!
Superdude
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Wow...pez, I make the cut, I don't make the cut, I make the cut. I feel like a minor league baseball player. Thanks for including me. Twice, even.
Now, my list:
Gundy
Nymysys
jarbabyj
Pucette
Bad News Baboon
Medea's Child
Cyndar
Silver Fire
Tattva
JoeyHemlock
sophie
Kyla
Nocturne
Geobabe
And, I suppose, I would be remiss if I didn't add Euty to the list, since we kissed at the latest ChiDope.
JBERGES
05-14-2002, 09:47 PM
I'm no longer on the list that I didn't know existed until now!!
Nooooooo!
First I fail as your stalker applicant...now this...
pezpunk
05-15-2002, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by Superdude
Wow...pez, I make the cut, I don't make the cut, I make the cut. I feel like a minor league baseball player. Thanks for including me. Twice, even.
Now, my list:
Gundy
Nymysys
jarbabyj
Pucette
Bad News Baboon
Medea's Child
Cyndar
Silver Fire
Tattva
JoeyHemlock
sophie
Kyla
Nocturne
Geobabe
And, I suppose, I would be remiss if I didn't add Euty to the list, since we kissed at the latest ChiDope.
Jebus Superdude! DO NOT GO MAKING THIS A REAL CRUSH THREAD!
THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A REAL CRUSH THREAD! IT IS IN RESPONSE TO THE HUG INFLUX (oops cap lock) of crush threads on the board a few weeks ago. If you really must present your crush list howz about doing it elsewhere?
Thank you.
Signed,
Pezpunk
Owner Crushes "r" us... formerly "the crush barn"
PS: Edwardina are you asking what a pezpunk is? Im confused.
vanilla
05-15-2002, 08:12 AM
Its a hot molten level of attractive punk-ness wrapped up in the mysterious being of pizzaness.....
pezpunk
05-15-2002, 08:13 AM
LOL!!
vanilla
05-15-2002, 08:39 AM
Ha!
Made a pezpunk sandwich!;)
Wow, I made it onto the list! I'm so overcome with emotion! I want to thank pezpunk, for supporting me with this thread, my family, for never letting me quit, even when I felt like it, my friends, for giving me the inspiration I needed to make the most of my life, and most importantly, the Big Guy, because without him we'd all be nothing... Thanks, Cecil!
pezpunk
05-20-2002, 12:34 PM
Woah woah woah there abel! You felt like quiting? Was it something I did? That I didn't do?
I'm sorry. :(
How could I even think of quitting when I'm getting all this lovin'? Shame on me!
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