Cats are the most dangerous animals on Earth

[Jojo]

You don't believe me?

Check out these spawns of Satan. (http://grader.hypermart.net/kitty.swf)

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

Ask me about how my arm is still aching nearly a week after the tetanus shot I had to get thanks to a cat. Ask me how much my stomach looooooooves the Augementin I am on. Spawn of Satan indeed!

Plus they suck the breath out of babies.

[Rysdad]

Oh, yeah, those are the dreaded Pokemon cats that caused seizures in Japanese children.

Cats love me--they know I'm allergic to them.

[madcat]

I TOLD those dang kittens not to chew on strobe lights...

[Lissla Lissar]

ha ha! That's great!

[purrplebear]

That's cute, Jojo! Heheheh..... They're unusual animals to be sure. I personally wouldn't call them Spawn of Satan, however.

I'm so sorry to hear that you're dealing with that, Cranky. Here's a hug, hope it helps a little.
{{{{{{Cranky}}}}}}

[Weirddave]

I have just moved into the WeirdHouse. There are two cats here. I can not breathe, Zyrtec and Benadryl and Rhinocort aside.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by Jojo
You don't believe me?

Check out these spawns of Satan. (http://grader.hypermart.net/kitty.swf)

Dear Jojo,
Thank you so much for finding my kitty!!
I've missed her so much!!! If you're ever in the area, I promise you a well-paid position in torturing multiple evil-souls with a pitchfork, or condemning the soul of your choice to a job in a cubicle for eternity. Thanks again, and much love!!!

Yours Truly,
Satan