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tiny ham
05-25-2002, 09:12 AM
Treasure trail, pleasure trail, happy trail, the road to glory.

You know what it is...that sexy little dark trail of hair below the navel of a hot hot hot hot hot man, leading down to the pot of gold at the bottom.

It is my opinion that a man with a nice, flat, muscled tummy and a gorgeous, manly treasure trail is automtically to be moved to the 'sexy list'. There's something so feral and primitive and sort of ape like about it.

God I love it. I love it I love it I love it.

Don't you?

Una Persson
05-25-2002, 09:23 AM
::: runs away screaming from this thread ::: :eek:

BlackKnight
05-25-2002, 09:34 AM
How about if the hair is abundant enough on the lower abdomen to be shaved into a little arrow pointing south? :D

tiny ham
05-25-2002, 09:50 AM
no no....it must be natural...a rambling tangle of dark, manly hair from a slightly tanned six pack belly.

guh guh guh...I'm all squirmy

BlackKnight
05-25-2002, 10:40 AM
*sigh* I don't have the slightly tanned six pack belly either. :(

alice_in_wonderland
05-25-2002, 11:17 AM
I'm with you Jarbaby.

A treasure trail is pretty much enough to make my retinas disattach from the rest of my eyeball and go shooting right accross the room.

Yum.

AHunter3
05-25-2002, 11:27 AM
:) It's rather reassuring to see our gender being objectified! Even if you aren't drooling in response to seeing me personally, every time I hear this kind of thing it increases my sense of the possible!

tiny ham
05-25-2002, 11:33 AM
show me your tummy AHunter....let's see what's possible ;)

My Darn Snake Legs
05-25-2002, 12:23 PM
Hooray for the objectification of men!

And for the objectification of hairy men!

--==the sax man==--

butter pie
05-25-2002, 01:49 PM
Ewww...gross. I'm for hairless, pale skinny geeks myself.

tiny ham
05-25-2002, 01:51 PM
So when it said "treasure trail appreciation thread" what made you click on it if you hate it so much?

Come on boys and girls...voice your joy at the hairy tummies of the world!!!!!

j

LolaBaby
05-25-2002, 01:54 PM
I don't care for the trail but I do appreciate a smooth six-pack myself (along with a six-pack of beer also).

iconoplast
05-25-2002, 01:56 PM
<singing>Happy trails... to you... until... we meet... again...</singing>

For some reason, the happy trail is the only hair I like seeing on a male body. (Well, aside from on the head and face.) It's part of why I love seeing guys with their shirts off, even if it does make me giddy/giggly like a schoolgirl.

BlackKnight
05-25-2002, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by jinwicked
Ewww...gross. I'm for hairless, pale skinny geeks myself.
DAMMIT! I just can't win.

Does anyone out there like hairy, pale, skinny geeks?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Squish
05-25-2002, 03:53 PM
"I like 'em short, I like 'em tall, I like 'em all!" :D

Yes, BlackKnight, there are a lot of women who like hairy, pale, skinny geeks--actor Michael McManus has quite the drrrooolers!

(Frankly, I like my boyfriend's little Ben&Jerry's tummy--I'd be soooo insecure if he were "perfect")

iampunha
05-25-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by jarbabyj
It is my opinion that a man with a nice, flat, muscled tummy and a gorgeous, manly treasure trail is automtically to be moved to the 'sexy list'. There's something so feral and primitive and sort of ape like about it.

God I love it. I love it I love it I love it.

Well, it ain't an untamed wild yet, but gimme a couple years and I'll report back:)

Venoma
05-25-2002, 04:44 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Belly.

medstar
05-25-2002, 06:03 PM
I take it that Til Lindemann has a treasure trail that jarbabyj likes a lot?

thinksnow
05-25-2002, 06:06 PM
So, what if someone only had a light trail (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/vwp?.dir=/St+Thomas+-+CariDope+(May+2002)&.src=ph&.dnm=A+Kilt+in+Paradise.jpg&.view=t)?

alice_in_wonderland
05-25-2002, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by thinksnow
So, what if someone only had a light trail (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/vwp?.dir=/St+Thomas+-+CariDope+(May+2002)&.src=ph&.dnm=A+Kilt+in+Paradise.jpg&.view=t)?

::rrrrrrrrrrowrrrrrr::

Excuse me - I have to go put a cool cloth over my eyes...

iampunha
05-25-2002, 07:09 PM
Your eyes?;)

Speaker for the Dead
05-25-2002, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by jinwicked
Ewww...gross. I'm for hairless, pale skinny geeks myself.

Me too. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be able to stand looking in the mirror ;)

alice_in_wonderland
05-25-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by iampunha
Your eyes?;)

Ok, I'm a happily SO'd woman, but my GOD is that man sexy.

Thinksnow I appreciate you for your mind but your big manly body doesn't hurt either. :D

Barking Spider
05-25-2002, 08:55 PM
I've got one of those "trails". One of my old girlfriends used to call it "the rope".

iampunha
05-25-2002, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by alice_in_wonderland
Thinksnow I appreciate you for your mind but your big manly body doesn't hurt either. :D

On the contrary; it feels quite nice;)

I feel like such a schoolgirl...

alice_in_wonderland
05-25-2002, 09:24 PM
::snort::

Trillian
05-25-2002, 09:37 PM
mmmmmm...

cute li'l fuzzy navel, thinky

makes up for the light trail :)

jackelope
05-25-2002, 10:25 PM
Is no one going to mention the Butthole Surfers song "Hairway to Steven"? (Say it out loud; it's a spoonerism.)

I have a wicked hairway to Steven (with a different name for Steven, *ahem*), but no chest hair at all. Well, about once a year I'll get a chest hair, but after a few weeks I pull it out. Last year I got one and I left it totally alone, thinking maybe I'd become like a Yeti if I left it, but after a couple weeks I guess it fell out on its own. Some of us are just born for SPF 2000 I guess.

Oddly, I have a patch of dark, curly hair (i.e., body hair) on the back of my right hip, but that's another story.

Dr. Rieux
05-25-2002, 10:54 PM
Six-pack?
Hell, I've got a keg!

Why A Duck
05-26-2002, 09:30 AM
So I suppose a treasure trial that starts below the neck and spreads down to the toes is right out?

Sigh.

At least there are people in Brisbane that appreciate a body like mine...

matt_mcl
05-26-2002, 10:23 AM
Does anyone out there like hairy, pale, skinny geeks?

**raises hands**

Yes, I do like me some treasure trails. I've got one. I've got a - well, not a gut, but a bulge, sort of, which sort of removes the sexiness benefit. Also, being Scottish, it's very diffuse and covers basically everything below the navel. Oh well.

Tansu
05-26-2002, 06:01 PM
My man has a furry belly, and likes having it stroked. The nice thing with hair is that you can stroke it so lightly that you don't actually touch the skin. He also has the deepest belly button I've ever seen. It's almost an inch deep. If I stick my thumb in it, he goes all zonked out. It's somewhat like the reset button on a computer.

I wasn't much into hair before this man. I like the look of it now. Hairy arms on a lady are rather attractive, too, in my opinion.

thinksnow
05-26-2002, 06:24 PM
alice_in_wonderland
Thinksnow I appreciate you for your mind but your big manly body doesn't hurt either.Wow! Uh, thanks, alice!

It occurs to me that we've not been to a DopeFest together. Yet...what're you doing for Halloween? ;)

sidle
05-26-2002, 09:20 PM
Oh yeah- think's a serious babe.
My SO doesn't have a six-pack, he's got a bit of a belly, but I love that little happy trail-
Aw hell- I love everything between his skull and toes.

Persephone
05-27-2002, 09:36 AM
Damn you, thinksnow, for posting pictures like that!

Or damn me for opening this thread at this time of day, while my kids are awake and I can get no privacy...;)

thinksnow
05-27-2002, 09:58 AM
Sorry, Pers. You'll want to stay away from the second link I've posted here, then. :D (http://www.electronic-rage.net/gotmalk/imagepages/ThinkMalk.html)

Persephone
05-27-2002, 10:20 AM
No. Not the "Got Malk" photo. Not that. Please. I haven't had an coffee yet. My heart can't handle it. :eek:

bernse
05-27-2002, 11:11 AM
Hey-
thinksnow buddy...

You sport a serious resemblence to that WTC tourist guy. ;)


Oh yeah, I've got a treasure trail, too. But its a little more like a 8 lane freeway as opposed to trail.

well, at least I don't have a hairy back....

RickJay
05-27-2002, 02:40 PM
Mrs. RickJay refers to it as the "Happy Trail." So we seem to have some disagreement as to the appropriate nomenclature.

tiny ham
05-27-2002, 05:43 PM
Don't matter now I guess...everyone's just talking about Thinksnow.

hARRRUMPH

thinksnow
05-27-2002, 07:48 PM
Sorry?

Astroboy14
05-28-2002, 02:06 AM
No happy trail on me. :(

Just a natural sweater... covering a whole beer tanker truck!:D