What do women taste like?

[handy]

Well, if there is a 'what do guys taste like' then surely there can be one about women!

Reminds me of the old phrase, 'There are many fish in the ocean.'

[RTA]

Depends on the quality of the restaurant.

[AWB]

To smoking women: kissing you isn't the only activity which tastes like "licking an ashtray."

[Nickrz]

An ex-wife of mine (yes, there are several, some of which lived) had an extreme fondness for shrimp de jong.. she tasted strongly of garlic "down there" for two days after a batch. Some gals taste like a cross between Lapsang Souchong tea and Starbuck's coffee. I like that kind.
Shouldn't this be in MPSIMS?

[Delta-9]

Tastes like chicken.

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[Poysyn]

I've been told sweet, especially after eating lots of grapes :)

[Neobican]

I was never able to really discern a taste because the smell is usually to overpowering. Its best if she just got out of the shower, thats for sure. Women tend to get pretty darn ripe in a short amont of time.

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"Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?"
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)

I can only speak of my life mate. I love the taste of her. Just washed, dirty, it matters not. Just looking up and seeing the pleasure in her eyes. Makes my world go around.

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Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

Lord Flasheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils.

[Squee]

In my experience, it varies from slightly bitter to almost sweet. Like [Banks], it matters not to me! I have to admit that I like giving oral sex to a woman more that I like recieving it. Does this mean I lose my "Guy Card"? :)

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The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera

[aha]

ew naty naty...freshly showered is the only way to go.

[Cartooniverse]

No, Squee, it means you and I get to have a nice lunch one day and talk about being in tune with the finer things in life :)
Can't get enough of my lover. Showered, bathed, after a rough work-out, long day, overnight, it really doesn't matter. It's the connection, the taste, feeling, heat, look of LOST flight in her eyes, the whole magillah. Did I mention the taste? <yum>.
<sigh>

Cartooniverse

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If you want to kiss the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel.

[lvick]

Sure don't taste like squirell

Aha..

If I may be so bold. The best sex, imho, is spontaneous. You can't ask for a shower and be spontaneous.

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Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

Lord Flasheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils.

Joltsucker..

Surely she repays in kind?

I remember an old bost from my younger days..

"You don't taste your woman? Give her to me...you will never get her back"

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Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

Lord Flasheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils.

[Milossarian]

I'm with those that enjoy administering oral pleasure on the feminine persuasion.

The salty/tangy taste is just fine with me, and any odor is generally a biproduct of the juices being produced. Contrary to the cliche, I have never found that it smells like fish.

You make her go take a shower first? What wimps!

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"You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment." - Bill Hicks

[Cartooniverse]

Originally posted by JoltSucker:
Well, that, and the underside of my tongue gets sliced up by my lower teeth, but it's a small price to pay. :) :) :)
Jolt- this may sound weird but- a Chicklet. It's JUST enough gum to set against the inside of your lower teeth, and it conforms very nicely to the sharp contours therein. Hence, no more dental-linguinal abrasions.
Former sufferer of slashed underside of tongue......<sigh>

Cartooniverse



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If you want to kiss the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel.

[Crystalguy]

Tastes GOOD and that's it.

[JoltSucker]

Thanks, Cartooniverse. Now if I can get my wife to let me do that to her. She stopped letting me do that. Perhaps she doesn't want me to kiss her afterwards... :{

[special]

gosh, i could give every one of you guys a big hug. just consider it done.

[BunnyGirl]

Now I know why I love the men on this board......

[JoeyBlades]

JoltSucker


The only problem with oral sex on her is that I don't come that way.


Two words: sixty nine

[ChrisCTP]

This is what my husband said:
I was never able to really discern a taste because the smell is usually to overpowering. Its best if she just got out of the shower, thats for sure. Women tend to get pretty darn ripe in a short amont of time.

Escuze me? This is what my husband should have said:

I can only speak of my life mate. I love the taste of her. Just washed, dirty, it matters not. Just looking up and seeing the pleasure in her eyes. Makes my world go around.

Hmph. Say it with me, folks: Guest room.


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"...being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage."

[yosemite]

GUEST ROOM!!!

[BunnyGirl]

The word "couch" has a nice rooolllll on the tongue

[jaydabee]

"If it taste like fish eat all you wish.
If it taste like cologne, leave it alone!"

Words to live by, if it smells like something other than natural juices, then she is hiding something and knows it!

[Cap'n Crude]

Delicious. Were it not for the fact that my mouth and tongue get tired after a while, I could stay down there for hours.

Come to think of it, I have spent an awful lot of time kissing the lotus -- part of an ex-GF's birthday celebration one year was innocent request over dinner that she pick a number. The number was 25. Can you guess what I translated that number into? Enough of my bragging, though.

I wouldn't want food with that flavor, but it's still one of my favorite tastes and I'll never get tired of it. Or wouldn't, if I had a steady supply. *sigh*

My memory tells me the taste is salty and a bit sour/acidic, and mostly experienced in the front of the mouth.

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--Da Cap'n
"Playin' solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one."

[Satan]

It's nectar of the Gods... Like fresh honey that the most discernable bee would envy... Like a soft dew on the tender petals of uncut roses... Like a fine wine licked off the heaving breasts of your lover...

Those who do not go down are missing the best stuff in life. Nothing beats kneeling in worship at the alter of my lovers sex and the feeling of knees clamping down about the temples, as my lover's body writhes in orgasmic fits of ecstasy.

It's better than any feeling I have ever known.

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Yer pal,
Satan

[Falcon]

The above post is once again proof that Drain Bead is one of the luckiest women on earth. :)

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"You are sweet, kind, and considerate... Like a grown up boy scout with tits!"
- Brian, aka SDMB's one and only Satan.

[SINsApple]

Why must the best ones always be taken???

My SO is also taken, although he does sometimes complain about the hair issue. But fuck 'im, I am not shaving down there anymore, that is too big a pain to keep up.

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[special]

wellll, falcon, if it were a contest, i'd say they were all neck & neck---except neobican, of course, who is in shit so deep he may never come up for fresh air . . .

[jaydabee]

Problem with hair?

You should floss after every meal!

[handy]

This topic isn't going the way I thought it would. First, reads like most of the guys here don't have any tastebuds on their tongue. On their penis perhaps.

Or perhaps, 'I don't notice the taste cause Im too excited about that blow job im going to get later for doing this....'

It's all just & well that you like to do this but perhaps try some more, maybe with a few partners, then come back & write about it. Now that you are thinking about it, you'll notice.

[Squee]

Handy, I have gone down on well over 20 different women. What do you want?... a critique of each and every one?

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The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera

[Lord Jim]

I love the taste of a woman. I can't describe it exactly, the words that come to mind are Great, Terrific, Wonderful. Not very descriptive.

But, Handy, when I am going down on a woman, the pleasure is not the blowjob I may get later. It is purely the ectasy that I can feel that I am giving her. You get from giving.

And I happen to love the taste, especially when the juices are really flowing. There is NO soap that's better than the taste of the real thing. I love it just the way it is.

[special]

yaknow, handy, i would guess there are as many slight differences & similarities in women's taste as men's. i think the point most of these guys are making is that you like going down or you don't. sounds like you don't.

you asking the question or campaigning for your opinion?

[jaydabee]

Are you familar with the phrase "What crawed up your ass and died?", I knew a very pretty/sexy/clean girl whose pussy looked fabulous but smelled like a open sewer! I didn't dare TASTE it, so I can't really say what it tasted like (but it felt like a velvet glove!)

Good pussy truely taste sweet, not sweet like a candy bar, but sweet like a very fine wine! Fine aroma, bold taste, not to tart! It dosen't taste like any food, it taste like a woman. God meant for man to like this taste and only provided on women, or else we would have pussy flavored lollipops!

[Cartooniverse]

Delicately articulated there, JimB. I would rather prolong my moment of bliss, and let her just enjoy herself..for hours. On more than one evening, I've come home very late from a shoot, showered, and awakened her solely with my mouth. She enjoys the hell out of me, and goes to SLEEP again.
I sleep with great love, and joy, and the most delicious taste on my tongue. Works for me. It's not some freaking scorecard, where she owes me oral sex because two nights ago, I brought her to a few orgasms. Please.....it's the journey, not the conclusion anyway.
And, as for wine sipped lightly from your lovers breasts? Hear, Hear ! Try melting milk chocolate one day, on your fingertips, then tracing lines....well, never mind.

Cartooniverse

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If you want to kiss the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel.

[Alphagene]

Topic:
What do women taste like?
Geez, lick one and find out!

And Satan, watch it. Your last post was Serlinesque.

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I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find a half an hour a week in which to get funky.

[Lord Jim]

I surely agree with what you have been saying Cartooniverse. Several times I have brought my lady through the orgasms that lead to the final one that drains her body of all her bones. Then hold her close and drift off to sleep, feeling that I've had as much as she has.

And have you ever hated to wash your face because you could cup your hands over your mouth and nose and inhale deeply and smell that smell. Oooo, that smell, that smell the surrounds you. Ooops, I drifted off there for a second.

[Rysdad]

Just one favor to ask of the ladies...

Spray some FDS on your tongue and see how you like it.

Au naturel, c'il vous plait.

(If I spelled that wrong, pardon my French.)

[Chief Crunch]

It's threads like these that make being away from my girlfriend all the more difficult. :(

[evilbeth]

Chris saidHmph. Say it with me, folks: Guest room.

The minute I read his post I was thinking along the lines of "dog house"--for a long while!

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[AHunter3]

:) nibbles nibbles nibbles....always said 'I don't bite, altho' I may nibble at times :)

It's an occasional thingie. Would mostly rather be face to face. Didn't do it at all until I was with someone who really liked it and didn't mind my inexperience.

But I get the best hugs afterwards... :)



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JimB..

Grow a mustache, It stays with you for hours!

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Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

Lord Flasheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils.

[JoltSucker]

Second the motion against the shower. Nothing beats the smell of hot and bothered. The only problem with oral sex on her is that I don't come that way. Well, that, and the underside of my tongue gets sliced up by my lower teeth, but it's a small price to pay. :) :) :)

[tracer]

It ain't the taste, it's the texture.

[Shayna]

Oh G-D! Do you guys have any idea what you've just done to me?

Thankfully I'm not having my period or I'd be in a heap of trouble here! This topic's been better than a Penthouse Forum!! (do they still write those anymore?)

Now I'm all worked up with no one to fix it :( Thanks a lot! ;)

[froololly]

Now, Neobican. there is nothing worse than the taste of soap on a woman. That said, being that i know you and your wife... which do you prefer: should i get a second opinion on your wife's "ripeness" while you're at work nights or while you're asleep in the garage for your rudeness? Your wife is one of the most beautiful people i know, and she definately rates every happiness her husband can give her...... so there pppttthhhhh :p

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MOM!!! ETHAN CALLED ME A PSYCHO!!!!!!!

[special]

geez, i'm sure glad *i* have someone to take care of it! whew. & today's his birthday & tomorrow's mine. praisethelord! {rolling eyes}

oh, &, damn!, i shoulda said up there 'they are all head to head'. missed that chance. damn, damn, damn.

[tracer]

No no, "head to head" would only be first base.

And I'm glad someone finally put the following smiley :p into a post. It seems so appropriate for this topic!

[handy]

"......you asking the question or campaigning for your opinion?"

Im enjoying the discussion.

"sweet like honey, honeysuckle blossom, a touch of lavendar, texture of a red rose blossom, soft, yet sweet, smooth like silk."

Is that better?

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“I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the
thread that binds them is mine own.”

[handy]

Shayna dear, I don't know you that well but I know what that would taste like, saran wrap.

No offense of course, but you know how it is these days, if you don't know someone at least three months, its better to be careful :-)

[Neobican]

What I said was right on the money, and I sleep in MY bed. Froolooly be my guest if you think you can. Reminds of the similar conversation me and wife had in the car.. she claimed men do not smell all that good either, thats only because no matter how hard we try, we just cannot get that pussy smell to wash off.

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"Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?"
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)

[tracer]

You sleep in separate beds?

Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

[Satan]

Originally posted by Alphagene:

And Satan, watch it. Your last post was Serlinesque.


How so? I fail to see it... I don't recall advocating douching...

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Yer pal,
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[Vestal Blue]

Isn't it amazing how much they look like orchids?

Yum!

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VB

I could never eat a mouse raw...their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:

[tracer]

Ladies, come on down to the Silicon Valley. There are a zillion unused male tongues here just waiting for the opportunity to show you what they can do.

Of course, said male tongues are all attached to male computer geeks, but ya gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.

[JoltSucker]

I love the smell. The smell is the very definition of sex for me. I love the taste. I love the the hot, silky soft, wet spot, surrounded by her scratchy muff (PLEASE don't shave it!). I love it that I have both hands free to wander all over her body while my mouth is distracting her. I love the fact that, for a moment, she's a sweaty, heaving, animal who doesn't have a thought in her head, and who doesn't give a rat's ass about anything but the incredible things I'm doing to her.

[handy]

It's like a fine merlot, it gets better with age.

[Alphagene]

OK Satan, it wasn't nearly as graphic as most of Serlin's posts. I dunno, maybe all of the horticultural imagery skeeved me out a little. Nectar, bees, petals, roses...

Sounds like you want to till her divine, yielding soil with your stiff Garden Weasel.

And could we please move this to MPSIMS? This thread is making GQ stink like the Fulton Fish Market.

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Marge: Your father is... resting.
Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.

[manhattan]

And could we please move this to MPSIMS? This thread is making GQ stink like the Fulton Fish Market.Are you kidding? Having spent my day keeping up with "Why does my shit not stink" and the eighteenth "Gee, those Jewish people sure are interesting. Do they really do this?" thread and yet another "Can you fix my stuff?" request, I’ll be damned if I’m going to let this one get away!

Besides, I have high hopes that someone will pop in with an erudite, technically correct examination of the chemistry of female coital lubrication and the resultant reaction of taste receptors.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.


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Livin' on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine

[drollman]

If you gotta ask, someone somewhere is unsatisfied.

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My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.

[handy]

"Besides, I have high hopes that someone will pop in with an erudite,
technically correct examination of the chemistry of female coital
lubrication and the resultant reaction of taste receptors."

Can only say men & women have the same bacteria there [gives men that cheesy smell] & its only the environment that changes how it tastes. One is inside, one is outside.

[Alphagene]

"Cheesy smell"? I've never run into cheese that smelled like dick.

The vaginal flora is much different than the flora on the penis. The internal environment of the vagina is completely different from the surface of the penis. If they were at all similar, I'd never leave my apartment.

That, and the flora of Any Given Vagina changes based on pH, hormone levels and the age of the woman. The flora changes drastically between birth, prepubescence, adulthood and menopause.

The bacterial flora on your johnson is much different. Especially if you're putting Cheez-Whiz on it.

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Marge: Your father is... resting.
Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.

[divemaster]

I see that I am a Johnny-come-lately to this thread; but I still want to put in my $.02. I am one of those who relishes the flavor of my woman's intimate parts. I find it very enjoyable to give her pleasure in this way.

There is nothing off-putting that I have come across. I only have a sample size of 2, so maybe I've missed some of the unpleasant experiences that some others have described. My current girlfriend also doesn't have a period (hysterectomy), so maybe that plays a part. Even so, my ex was always pleasant to the taste, though I could perceive subtle differences depending on the time of the month.

I am also in agreement with those who don't like the taste of soap. I would much rather she be in a natural state than rush off to the bathroom to scrub up before play. I like the fact that she gets very juicy; it is just one of the ways I know that she enjoys how I turn her on. This knowledge is just as erotic and arousing for me as bodily friction.

[tracer]

Alphagene wrote:

That, and the flora of Any Given Vagina changes based on pH, hormone levels and the age of the woman.

I think Any Given Vagina would be a great title for a porn movie.

[Squee]

....or a band! :)

[tracer]

Heck, anything can be the name of a band.

Even "The Stinky Flaming Douchebags".

[Ruffian]

Originally posted by Vestal Blue:
Isn't it amazing how much they look like orchids?

Yum!

That's why my boyfriend loves to give me orchids! (I've received three orchid plants in two years thus far.)

Neat!

FWIW: My boyfriend has smelled/tasted unappealing only once. I didn't say anything, and am thankful he has never mentioned when I am not appetizing. He doesn't mind the hair, and I like to thrill him every now and then by shaving/waxing. Valentine's Day is coming up...time to heat up the wax pot!

Keep dispensing the descriptions, boys, yah got me curious and horny.



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[mangeorge]

Women taste GOOD!
Just wanted to be poster # 69. :D
Peace,
mangeorge

[OpalCat]

It tastes different depending on timing and circumstances, but generally isn't unpleasant. Sometimes it's slightly metallic tasting, which is kind of weird, but nothing GROSS.

Could someone explain to me why several people have claimed this thread has gotten them horny? Is it just the fact that it is about sex? Because I've seen nothing erotic here...

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[JoeyBlades]

OpalCat writes:


Sometimes it's slightly metallic tasting...


I wondered how long it would take to get to some reference of metallic or copper taste... It took much longer than I expected...

[writefetus]

...like a delicious peachfish raised in a mushroom cave (props to Tom Robbins)

[handy]

Ruffian, if you can find this old book, its called THE DINNER PARTY, you can see pictures of orchids, flowers, etc, representing famous vaginas. Really.

The wife of my UCSD art teacher wrote it. That is the type of art she does, huge canvases of famous women vaginas that look just like flowers.

[writefetus]

THE DINNER PARTY,was,if I remember,an instalation of ceramic dinner settings at a table,each setting representing (honored) a great icon of feminist history...really more of a multi media thing because it used ceramics but also included a table, and dining implements and so on...but honestly, the plates were decorated with ,well, vaginal images is really the best way to put it...created lots of bruhaha, she also has done a project called something like "the red flag" glorification of menses...woohoo!

[Abner Normal]

Y'all do realize what the metallic taste is don't you?

Urine.

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I may remember; Involve me and I'll
understand." - Old Chinese Proverb

[SanibelMan]

Actually, I would hazard a guess that any metallic taste would be due to trace (or more, depending) amounts of blood. Seeing as blood often has a metallic taste to it...

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[Satan]

Originally posted by handy:

Ruffian, if you can find this old book, its called THE DINNER PARTY, you can see pictures of orchids, flowers, etc, representing famous vaginas. Really.

What differentiates a famous vagina from the run-of-the-mill variety? And are there infamous vaginas out there as well?

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Yer pal,
Satan

Its reassuring to know that all the tasters on this thread have tastees without a trichomonas infection of the vagina. These one-celled organisms with 2 little flagella swimming their way thru the vagina produce an odor so bad that fish would be insulted if someone compared the tastees odor with that of fish.

But ignorance is bliss, I guess.

But ignorance is bliss, I guess.

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[handy]

Or lobster. Well, anyone really wanting to be grossed out & read a true story about this lobster thing, here it is: http://www.pacificgrove.com/wwwboard/lobster.txt

[galen]

Originally posted by handy:

It's like a fine merlot, it gets better with age.

Ben Franklin supposedly said that women improve below the waist as they get older. I can't say for sure, but they certainly don't deteriorate down there between 20 and 46 and counting! It's still ambrosia.

[Yue Han]

Handy:
http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/lobster.htm
Urban Legend.

--JOhn

[Johnny L.A.]

What do women taste like? I wish I could remember!

(Geez, and I'm young!)

[handy]

Yue Han, thanks I tried to get to snopes before posting it but snopes was too slow, so I never could check there.

[AuntiePam]

Funny, Divemaster missed a perfect opportunity to explain his handle a few posts back.

[siva]

All women taste differently. I like the ones that taste like butterscotch.

helpful hint: I don't go down until i really know a woman--after all you never really know who you're tasting.

[divemaster]

AuntiePam,

You may think my screen name's no fun.
But look closely, and you'll spot the pun.
Two types of diving, you see
Give great pleasure to me;
But only one leaves her breathless when done.

You've guessed the entendre I'll bet;
But for the dense who don't get it yet:
I can dive in the ocean,
Or work up her lotion;
In both cases I get my face wet.


These are a couple of contributions I made to Tennhippie's Limericks 2 thread from last September (praise the functional search engine!). Others have made allusions about my name as well. I try to keep it subtle.

[Kricket]

There are many ways to change the taste of a woman. Lifesavers are sticky, but you can cut out eating things with caffine, and drink tons of cranberrie juice. Not only is it good for you it makes everything taste sweet. Works for both sexes!
And as for the washing it or not thing, I prefer to. Not that it is a problem, but I feel that I am nice enuff to give him a clean fresh body to enjoy. He did ask me to stop using the baby shampoo to wash there though because he doesn't feel it is right getting down and dirty and being reminded of the kids sleeping in the next room.
My hubby is under the popular oppion of most here washed or not he would live there if he could! LOL

[tracer]

Satan wrote:

And are there infamous vaginas out there as well?

You mean like Richard Nixon's, or Ted Kazinsky's?