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LolaCocaCola

06-17-2002, 05:59 PM

Dog Maul Lady (http://cdn.netscape.com/wpnews/20020617dogmaul)

and

Ozzy Osbourne (http://www.nachtkind.org/img/ozzy.jpg)

:eek:

WSLer

06-17-2002, 06:44 PM

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It burns!!!!!!!! It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

widdershins

06-17-2002, 07:04 PM

Warning! Tired, played-out parody of The Osbournes below:

Sharon! The (bleep)in' dog's just chewed the (bleep) out of some poor (bleep) at the (bleep)in' front door again! I'm the (bleep)ing Prince of Darkness, (bleep)dammit! I can't have a (bleep)in' dog that's a bigger badass than I am! That dog's killed more innocent (bleep)ing creatures than I have! (Bleep) that (bleep)! I told you to get rid that (bleep)er, and I meant it! Where's the (bleep) is the (bleep)damn remote? Huh? Sharon!?! Are you (bleep)in' listenin' to me? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......