Potatos can be fun

[On The Edge]

I used to meet a lot of wimmens by putting a large potato in my swim trunks and struting along the beach. They would come up to talk but I knew what they were really looking at. Men if you try this remember to place the potato in front.

[Bluepony]

Loverock...is that you???

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[BoBettie]

Loverock must have received his "Hooked On Phonics" program in the mail... Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling! A++ !!


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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

[Gilligan]

You mean I wasn't supposed to mash the potato first?

Damn!

[CptHowdy65]

If I were to meet lots of wimmens using a potato, could I meet bunches of women using a bananna ????

Just wondering ......

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The worst thing that can possibly happen is not be used for something by someone - Kurt Vonnegut

[Doctor Jackson]

A baked potato works well, too. Just allow ample cooling time...

[Strainger]

Hmmm...I would think that a cucumber would better fit the job description. Maybe a cucumber along with a couple of new potatoes.

[Babar714]

To meet men, would a clam shell...never mind.

[ellis555]

if i use a potatoe, can i pick up dan quayle?

[dougie_monty]

No, Ellis. Try fireplace tongs. ;)