Is Pink the skankiest skank who ever skanked in Skanktown?

[Kang and Kodos]

Who in the flaming fuck of all that is fucking fuck does this skanky fuck appeal to? Tell me.

Gee, a twenty-year-old who looks and acts likes a 50-year-old bitter, strung-out Vegas cocktail waitress.

Will my penis ever be hard again? Nope.

Thanks, bitch.

[Francesca]

I quite like her. I think the video for "Don't let me get me" is pretty good. The music's nothing special, but I don't think she's a skank at all. It's just a manufactured look.

[Crusoe]

I don't mind her, really. I think Francesca's nailed it: it's just another manufactured image. Trying to appeal through the dirty, sleazy look rather than the Britney etc clean and wholesome look.

[Green Bean]

I like her music. She's got a great voice. I don't know whether she's a skank or not. I just listen to the CD.

So, I guess it's me that she appeals to.

[Una Persson]

She's hot.



What?

[GuanoLad]

She's not a skank.

Christina Aguilera, now that's skanky.

But Pink is cool.

[Neidhart]

I'm with Anthracite; I happen to think she is incredibly hot. :)

[Revtim]

I think Pink is smokin'. She made me harder than chinese arithmetic in that otherwise crappy 'Lady Marmalade' video.

[pezpunk]

I would like to be the first to say...


I'd do her

[RickJay]

Not skanky, but not very hot. Try to find a non-publicity picture of her; she's just ordinary looking.

[Biggirl]

I like Pink too.







O.K., which one of you did she turn down, Kang or Kodos?

[cornflakes]

Originally posted by Kang and Kodos
Gee, a twenty-year-old who looks and acts likes a 50-year-old bitter, strung-out Vegas cocktail waitress.Would you rather a 50-year-old bitter, strung out Vegas cocktail waitress who tries to look and acts like a twenty-year-old?

Pink isn't my favorite singer, but the music she is handed is better than most of the crap the music industry pumps out, and her music is a lot better than the stuff they handed out to Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez. More to the point, I'll bet money that she would be a hell of a lot more fun to hang out with than Britney or Jennifer.

BTW, sorry to hear about your penis. Good luck with getting along without.

[jane_says]

Finally! Kang, I feel your flacidity. Man, Pink just looks unwashed. I always imagine meeting her and offering her some hygeine products. And what the hell are those slightly discolored patches on the side of her face? Looks like warts to me. Ewww.

The hubby and I have a recurring argument about who's hotter: Eve (heh heh) or Pink. Eve can kick my ass anytime. :p


BTW, I feel much the same about Gwen Stefani - yuck. I don't want to her her armpits ANYMORE. Yuck. Stop that. And when all that oddly-colored spackle on her face, she's got a complexion like Bryan Adams. Or an early 1900's Kentucky miner - been shootin' her coal too close, I reckon...

[Gundy]

Originally posted by cornflakes
Pink isn't my favorite singer, but the music she is handed is better than most of the crap the music industry pumps out, and her music is a lot better than the stuff they handed out to Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez.
Actually, she writes her own music now. Her last album was written entirely by Pink with the help Linda Perry of 4 Non-Blondes fame. I'm not a big fan of her music (okay, I do like "Get This Party Started"...it's peppy!) but I agree that it is far superior to pre-fab Britney pop.

[Gary Kumquat]

Originally posted by cornflakes
Would you rather a 50-year-old bitter, strung out Vegas cocktail waitress who tries to look and acts like a twenty-year-old?

Leave Cher out of this, wouldya?

[hajario]

Maybe someone can post a link to some of her skankier pictures so I can make my own judgment.

Haj

[Homebrew]

I was going to mention that several of my lesbian friends really think she's hot, but I see Una beat me to it.

Then I was going to mention the Linda Perry (the uber-dyke) link, but Gundy beat me to that.

Damn. I've got nothing to add now.

Oh wait, here's something:

Try to find a non-publicity picture of her; she's just ordinary looking.
That and her 'tude is what is appealing about her for many folks.

[TwistofFate]

Pink Rocks. she's hot and can do her music live.

not skanky at all.

[Banger]

She's a skank and a wigger. Not a good combo.

[jane_says]

Her hair is so short, I doubt it's a wig, FNRFR.

[UrbanChic]

A wigger?

[fallom]

I for one think she's hot.

Jane: Wigger means "White nigger," it's a term for white people who try to act black.

[Homebrew]

JuanitaTech and others, please visit my Pit thread about the term wigger (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121702).

[gex gex]

"britney spears, that just ain't me"

ha, pink is funny. i think she's looking out for the position of limp bizkit's singer when they finally get sick of fred durst. i mean, dude, she never had clean socks in high school.

don't let me get me! i'm my own worst enemy! i fucking hate myself! break stuff! i did it all for the nookie!

the video is just as funny. don't y'all get it? pink is cool, because... the cheerleaders hated her!

put me in the "she's a skank" pile.

[alice_in_wonderland]

I like her and I always thought she was quite pretty.

My beau, however, thinks she's rather plain. Not skanky, but just kind of medium, ifyaknowwhatImean.

[Dr. Lao]

I don't think she is skanky. She's almost cute when not made-up: http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/12.html

But would you look at her hands? They're huge: http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/1.html
http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/9.html

I don't know, it just sort of struck me as odd.

[Lisa Ann]

My husband remarked he thought Pink was hot just before we watched an award show a month or two ago. Sorry, I can't remember which one. Then Pink did a remake of an Aerosmith song on the show. Maybe it was an Aerosmith tribute? Steven Tyler is so hot. But that is another discussion. Anyhoo, Pink looked like crap. What is the deal with her abs? She looked like she was about to give birth alien-style. I think she's fugly. She looked toned, yet strangely out-of-shape. Hubby recanted.

[jane_says]

MAN HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[My Darn Snake Legs]

Very hot. I have friends who think I'm nuts for that, but I'm with pez: I'd do her. A lot.

[CnoteChris]

Originally posted by Lisa Ann
Steven Tyler is so hot.

Steve Tyler? Good lord.

He looks like an ape.

[Gatopescado]

skank-- needs to close that big, festering gob of hers once in a while.

[WSLer]

Lil-Kim: Grand Empress of Skankdom
Christina Aguillera: Queen of Skankdom
Pink: Princess of Skankdom

Pink has a lot of work if she wants to pass Christiana who almost knocked Lil Kim out of the top spot with her "outfit" in the Marmalade video.

But if Pink keeps smelling her armpits in each and every video, she could knock off Christina.

Time will tell.

[Mojo]

Count me in the "skanktown ladies" camp. I don't necessarily think she's that ugly, but the bitter "you go girl" attitude that permeates her work gets old. Especially the dumb freakin video where she ghost-rides her motorcycle off the roof into her no-good SOB (ex?) boyfriend's apartment.

[hajario]

After a thorough review of the linked pictures, I have come to my decision: both sides are correct. Pink is a skank and she is hot....in a Tanya Harding kind of way......that's a good thing.

Haj

[Cervaise]

Originally posted by Kang and Kodos
Will my penis ever be hard again? Nope.I'm sure she'll be sorely disappointed the next time she spends the night with you.

[Road Rash]

I look at the exposed midsection and I imagine the belly button speaking to me. "wouldn't you like to get lower. Gwen Stefani is doable to me. She has charisma onstage.

It's Kind of like when I am at a titty bar. Between the chick with a hot face and big boobs, and the flat chested, more ordinary looking babe who's doing splits, gyrating upside-down on the pole, wrapping her legs behind her head. Guess which one I will be looking at more.

[Stoid]

I think Pink is fabulous.

[Bob Scene]

Pink would be okay with me if she would just wear her pants a little bit lower.