View Full Version : The real difference between men and women
The Mermaid
06-25-2002, 12:51 PM
In another thread someone asks why women are so hard to understand. This is a question that has been asked since the dawn of time but I think now I have the real answer.
It's not that women are hard to understand, it's just that the control panels (http://www.geocities.com/cindismojo/menwomencontrolpanel.html?1025038171330http://) are way different and the user's manual is no where to be found.
Earthworm Jim
06-25-2002, 01:35 PM
I thought it was that whole "innie" vs. "outie" thing.
scout1222
06-25-2002, 02:05 PM
I'd just like to say that I love this picture.
And yep, I'd have to agree, that as a woman, that's about as complicated as I am lots of times.
User's manual. Yeah, like anybody would bother to read it anyway....
blowero
06-25-2002, 02:21 PM
That's cute. The popups are annoying as hell, though.
Gatopescado
06-25-2002, 02:36 PM
notice the position of the lever that indicates the "ON" position for the man.........................:D
The Mermaid
06-25-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by blowero
That's cute. The popups are annoying as hell, though.
Well the pop ups are part of the territory when using geocities. But geocities is free so I think it's a pretty fair trade off.
On the other hand, it is just rude for you to post a reply just to point that out to me. I think you got your user name right though. :rolleyes:
The Mermaid
06-25-2002, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by blowero
That's cute. The popups are annoying as hell, though.
Just a little something I thought was cute too.
I'm glad you took the time to bring it to my attention that there are pop ups on my free geocities web page. :smack:
Pop ups are the price you pay for a free site.
Having to listen to rude comments such as yours is the price I pay for taking the time to acquire the picture, create a page, start a thread and post a link to it.
Are you sure you wouldn't like to complain about the background color, the placement of the pic or the wording of the thread while you are on a roll?
The Mermaid
06-25-2002, 04:44 PM
Grr, double but different posts.
This is what I get for trying to post when my cable is acting all wacked.
Jonathan Chance
06-25-2002, 09:06 PM
Screw it.
It just means we love you twice as much, Mermaid.
Nightime
06-26-2002, 12:32 AM
I think Mermaid is coming on to you, Blowero!
I take it the picture is saying that men are at least as complicated as women, but that their processes are mostly internal and not easily influenced, while women are easy to influence, except there is no way to know what you are influencing them to do.
slortar
06-26-2002, 10:09 AM
Yeah, but that one switch is titanium reinforced, twice forged and connected via a sophisticated silicon-etched sensing device to a bi-state crimson halogen bulb (the same used by actual NASA engineers!). It also comes with a 5 year warranty. Five years! Why, it would've been a steal at twice the price! Aw, c'mon, gimme the checkbook back...
ianzin
06-26-2002, 06:21 PM
Based on personal experience, I'd just like to say that I don't think the 'control panel' for women looks complicated enough.
blowero
06-27-2002, 03:26 AM
See me in the pit, Mermaid.
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