Flamsterette_X
07-12-2002, 06:34 PM
This is loosely inspired by matt_mcl's thread on well-meaning but totally out-of-it gifts (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121931&highlight=Guinness+Book+Records). Today, I was thinking about the unexpected bonuses in life (not my mother, but that's another story), and how we're affected by them.
Let me start by telling you a tale of one unexpected gift. At Christmas of last year, I was expecting a CD from my brother. Needless to say, that is not what I got. Instead, I got a bath bomb (from the escentsTM store at the mall) and a 142 mL bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce. (sorry, not sure how that translates into imperial measure)
I'm not sure what he was trying to say with the bath bomb: maybe that I don't bathe enough and should use it to make myself smell better? Whatever! At any rate, I haven't used it quite yet. (but I do keep it in my bathroom, just in case I do get the idea to use it ;))
As for the insanity sauce, I've used some of it; he knows I like spicy stuff (hey, he does too), so why he got me that item was easier to understand. It's definitely hot stuff.. the instructions say you should only use one drop of the stuff in whatever you're mixing it with. (they also say it's good for stripping and waxing floors, but I don't know about that)
So what about you? Any unexpected gifts or bonuses in your life that affected you for good? Share your stories here!
F_X
Let me start by telling you a tale of one unexpected gift. At Christmas of last year, I was expecting a CD from my brother. Needless to say, that is not what I got. Instead, I got a bath bomb (from the escentsTM store at the mall) and a 142 mL bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce. (sorry, not sure how that translates into imperial measure)
I'm not sure what he was trying to say with the bath bomb: maybe that I don't bathe enough and should use it to make myself smell better? Whatever! At any rate, I haven't used it quite yet. (but I do keep it in my bathroom, just in case I do get the idea to use it ;))
As for the insanity sauce, I've used some of it; he knows I like spicy stuff (hey, he does too), so why he got me that item was easier to understand. It's definitely hot stuff.. the instructions say you should only use one drop of the stuff in whatever you're mixing it with. (they also say it's good for stripping and waxing floors, but I don't know about that)
So what about you? Any unexpected gifts or bonuses in your life that affected you for good? Share your stories here!
F_X