What's your "hooker name?"

Has this been played before on the board? It's a party game of one or two year's standing. Your hooker (or drag, or porn star) name is figured out the following way:

first name: your first childhood pet

last name: the street you grew up on.

Therefore, mine would be "Tiki Greentree." I work with "Brandy Buckingham" and (the winnah!) "Midnight Cherry."

[Omniscient]

We've all played this game before, and some variations are using your middle name/pets name/street name in a variety of orders.

Mine would be Gina George, not bad, but I'm a guy so the pets name doesn't quite fit.

[Gaudere]

"Rusty Marion"

Pity I'm not a redhead.

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"Eppur, si muove!" - Galileo Galilei

[Ukulele Ike]

Molly Highland. Yuck. Sounds like the porn star's unattractive best friend.

'Scuse me while I put my hair in a bun and slip on the horn-rims.

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Uke

[Mojo]

"Mommycat East Capital" doesn't quite sound right.

My 2nd pet/street combo, "Bob Parkwood", is better.

[NicePete]

Sam Hillaire

[BurnMeUp]

Petey Madison

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[topolino]

Let's see...
1st pet's name: Rusty
Street where I grew up: Sunset
My middle name: Lynne

Rusty Sunset. Lynne Sunset. Rusty Lynne.

Cleo 94th Street. Not very sexy. All my addresses have been numerical, so this game just doesn't work for me at all.

[Gaudere]

If we include middle names, I could be Rusty Joy. Sounds like a hoooker who hasn't had a trick in a while.

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"Eppur, si muove!" - Galileo Galilei

[Guy Propski]

Bingo Clinton.

There's a presidential joke in there, just waiting to be released.......

[Bluepony]

Snoopy McGregor?? Can I buy another vowel, Vanna??

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[GregAtlanta]

Charley Roscoe

Now that's a great porn star name.
-- Greg, Atlanta

[Lucky]

Gigi Cumberland. I think I may have found a new career.

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[Gail]

Scratchy (he was a cat and I was six)

East River

Scratchy East River

Hmmm I don't believe I'll be a hooker any time soon.

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Gail
"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend--
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again...."
-Steely Dan

[Falcon]

Hmm...Gretel Old Stone.

Nope, I'm not becoming a porn star anytime soon either.

[Xgemina]

Sabrina Colorado...

Think I would need an operation to fit that name...

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"Nuts!"
Gen A.C. McAuliffe
"The general's nuts."
unknown 101st AB grunt

Mittens Route 3?

I'm gonna stick with "Buck Naked".

[SkeptiJess]

Butch Derrick. Hmmm. Actually, if I were a man, that would knid of work, wouldn't it?

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Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity

[manhattan]

Sherman Jung Shan Bei Lu?
Good thing my real porn star name is better.

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[Revtim]

Chin-Chin Tulane.

MAJOR drag queen!

[Jodi]

Curly Goldrush

The question is, is Curly Goldrush a boy or girl?

[BoBettie]

Snowball Dodd....hmmmmm- possibilities??

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[Persephone]

Suzie Silverside. Hmmmmm.....nah, not good.

Suzie Alger (Alger being the street we lived on when we got Suzie the dog)......yeah. That works. Maybe I could get on to one of those "older women" sites...

[kanashimi]

If you use the first pet you remember:
Pipper Hastings.
If you use MY OWN first pet:
Kitty Hastings.
Hey, those are better than my real name!

[Omniscient]

Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?

Curly Goldrush....I don't know about boy or girl, but I'm sure I could come up with the fetish specialty

[kanashimi]

Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[kanashimi]

Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[kanashimi]

Oops, brainfart -- sorry

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[aseymayo]

My husband claims his is Buster Cherry.

I'm Marigold Cross - a sex kitten dominatrix?

[MrKnowItAll]

"Rusty Greenwood"

Hmmm. Maybe I should shower more frequently.

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Carpe hoc!

[Gr8Kat]

Whiskers Rowell

Well, the Whiskers part... no, forget it, nothing sexy here :)

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[glee]

Sooty Velvet-whiskers Riverway

(Private Parts or Seaman Staines sound better)

I was just a kid - he was a rabbit. One day he wasn't there and my Mum said he'd gone to a better place. I thought he'd died - but no!
She told me years later that he was an 'active' bunny and so he went to a farm and fathered a lot of bunnies....

[Schizm]

Fluffy Hollow Circle

Damn, I've never heard of this game, but I thing mine turned out rather well.

[Jophiel]

This is too good. My first pet was a three legged cat we adopted from a stable. My porn name?

Tripod Everglade

Wanna guess the third leg? ;)

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[SkeptiJess]

>> Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?
Curly Goldrush....I don't know about boy or girl, but I'm sure I could come up with the fetish specialty <<

Nah... I'm thinking seriously about taking "Butch Derrick" to the chatrooms and masquerading as a man... Who knows? there might be a book in it!


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Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity

[ChrisCTP]

Miracle Front


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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[Louie]

Mosquita Cantrece. Sounds exotic.

[Czarcasm]

Let's see...
Pet's name-Tippy
Street name-Canoe
That would make my "hooker" name...

This game is stupid.

[Strainger]

Bruno Thicket here. The last name needs a little work.

Something similar I was taught on a trip to a friend's cabin one time - First name = high school mascot, last name = mother's maiden name to get your porn star name. By that convention my porno name is Bulldog Linn (I have a feeling that a few of the Georgia contingent will have "Bulldog" as a porno first name). Another guy on the trip had a porno name of "Ram Ramirez." One couple showed up late. When the girl walked through the door, we asked her what her high school mascot was. She replied "Beaver." Than we asked her mom's maiden name. She said "Hunter." We busted.

[Doobieous]

I have heard many variations on this game. I'll go through the ones here and the ones i remember.


I have two choices for my hooker first name, Either spock or tor(avich)

so it would be:
Spock Lynscott or Tor Lynscott. Hmm not good.

Using Straingers way it would be:
Spartan Edwards...hmm sounds like it could be a band name...The Spartan Edwards.

Another way for the porn name is to take your middle name, and then the name of your current street: James Lynscott...... That actually works.

For Hooker or Drag Queen name, take your dogs name, and then your mothers maiden name: Sara Edwards (it used to be Puzzle Edwards)

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- A.V. Helden

[AHunter3]

Uh...Kitty 196th?

[This does not sound like a portent of an active business-is-pleasure life]



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[Kat]

Using the first pet I remember my parents owning: Lady Jackson. (mixed-breed dog)
Using the pet my parents owned when I was born: Shep Jackson (Some kind of shepherd mix)
Using the first pet that I considered "mine" as a kid: Sundance Jackson (black and white cat, named to go with my Mom's other cat, Butch)
Using the first pet that was actually "mine" exclusively: Bear Jackson (one of my sister's 2 (supposedly both male--HA!) mice's babies)
Using the first non-rodent pet that was actually "mine" exclusively: Pogo Jackson (Siamese cat, the name came with him)

[timmar68]

I was a Navy brat so i didn't grow up on one street.
The rules that I was taught was the first name is the name of your first pet and the second one is your mothers maiden name.
So my name is Scruffy Baker. (I just asked a friend of mine what his name would be and he said Collette Dwiggins. i love it!)

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MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!

[topolino]

My, there are alot of Rusty's. My Rusty was a Collie.

I don't have a pet now but, using the name of my most recent pet, I'd be Scarlett Sunset. Heh.

At work, we have a Patch Duquene (Do-cane) and Buttons Sommerford.

[Xgemina]

Strainger said:
"First name = high school mascot, last name = mother's maiden name"

That would make it: Camel Hopper...

think I'll stick to Sabrina Colorado and get the operation...

[aseymayo]

Good heavens, all the sports teams at my high school were the Quakers - the fighting Quakers, no less.

If I add ma's maiden name, I get Quaker Hill. I like it...I think.
(You quaker hill, you brought 'er).

[funneefarmer]

The name of the street I live on is the same as my last name and my middle name is my father's. I'm sure my father would be just thrilled to see his name in the credits of my debut piece of porn. My first pet was a "Penny", not sure that would work for a man.

[Guy Propski]

I like my youngest sister's porn name--Prescious Smoke Rock. Sounds like a cute crackhead.

[Gazelle]

Flora's Way (first pet, street name):
Fish Wyanoke, the aromatic madame.

(Fish was a chocolate Labrador retreiver. Dad wanted a fish, the rest of the family wanted a dog, so we got a dog and named her Fish.)

Strainger's Version (high school mascot, mother's maiden name):
Lion Winters

Doobie's Version (middle name, current street):
Stephens Whitewater <--- pretty cool!

I LOVE THIS GAME! I've been laughing for a half hour.

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Most common question I ask: "What?"
Most common question I get: "Are you really hearing impaired?"

[Cap'n Crude]

Using the "First name = first pet, last name = street where you grew up," we arrive at Sam Silver (Samantha Silver, actually. But we called her Sam, and I don't have the right plumbing for Samantha). Pretty damn good, I'd say.

The "First name = high school mascot, last name = mother's maiden name" version sucks rocks, though -- would anybody be aroused by Spartan Eisenstat?


--Da Cap'n

I've also been sitting at my desk stifling giggles. So far, Chris' "Miracle Front" and Mr. Aseymayo's "Buster Cherry" nearly had me choking.

I feel for the people who grew up on numbered streets--I'm in the same fix, as I have no middle name! So I shall remain,

Tiki Greentree.

[Gazelle]

Cap'n, I love Spartan Eisenstat - it sounds like a Teutonic STUD!

Like a pornographic Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe.

[i]"Vaitaminute. I must chop zis guy's het off bevore I make ze luv to you. My hammah of luv vil be virth ze vait, I svear. "[/b]

[Shadowfox]

first pet's name plus street name:

Mario La Cruz (maybe not a porn star, but wouldn't that make a great boxer's name?)

Shadowfox

[Ukulele Ike]

Okay, high-school-mascot-plus-maiden-name:

Blue Devil Kubicek.

Either I go in for NASCAR or it's back to Molly Highland for me.

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[Shirley Ujest]

Count Lloyd.

I sound like an aristocratic gay gigilo.

[Shirley Ujest]

Count Lloyd. I sound like a gay aristocratic gigilo.

What in the hell do I have to do in my life to get a two syllable name? I can't even get a decent porn star name. Wahhhhhhh

[Gr8Kat]

1st Pet name + 1st street name = Whiskers Rowell

High school mascot + mother's maiden name = Bulldog Zimmerman

Middle name + current st. name = Lois Ana

Guess I wasn't meant to work in porn :)

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[BunnyGirl]

Okay, here we go:

1st Pet name + 1st street name=Willy Bridge (it could work)

High school mascot + mother's maiden name=Ram Truman. Sounds more like a football player

Middle name + current st. name=Nadine Barnes
How very boring.

Yeah, I guess the glamor and fame of porn has passed me by ;)

[UncleBeer]

O.K. Here goes. Swallow your coffee now so it doesn't shoot out your nose.

Puddles Charlestown

Omigod, "Puddles," that's great!

And Gr8Kat, "Whiskers Rowell" sounds very "Kitten with a Whip" to me!

[funneefarmer]

Mascot+ mother's maiden:
Panther Heller
Works a lot better than my father's name(see above)

[tipiwoo]

mine? well, our (my family's) first pet was already alive when I was born so.......that name would be: Sasha Winston
OR
the name of MY first pet would make my name: Tiger Winston

I'm thinkin I like the Tiger name. :)

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[matt_mcl]

Rosie Cavell. (God, I'm embarrassed.)

But if I ever do drag, I have my name all picked out: Faygeleh Shiksa.

[Drain Bead]

Depending on which pet you count (there was a dog and a cat around from the moment I was born), I'm either Burgandy Mayhood or Cocoa Mayhood.

[Stoid]

Wow, I really scored on this one:

Coquette Martell...guess I was born to be in the sex trade. hey wait...I AM!!!!

My fiance is Butchie Plunkett.

One I like better, your Jedi name & PLANET:

Make or model of your car/last drug you ingested.

Which would make me:

Paseo of the planet Nic-o-Tine.

And my fiance is Buick of Ale.


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[AWB]

Orpheus Morgan... hmmm...

[Guy Propski]

Subaru Caffiene---nah.

Mustang Bayer--sound like German scientist that was adopted by Indians.

[Stoid]

Try Su Baru of Caf Fiene

[Drain Bead]

Thunderbird of Aleve. :::snort:::

[Falcon]

Hmmm...

Cirrus of Mo Trin. (Hey, that one might actually work!)

[topolino]

I'd be Contour of the planet Elavil

[Gr8Kat]

Neon Paxil

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[Diane]

Gigi Cumberland.

Change that to cucumber and you may have something.

Rusty Greenwood

Which is it, rusty or green? Either way, your wood doesn't sound good.

Fluffy Hollow Circle

I want that one. . . . :::whine:::

Bruno Thicket

I dunno Strainger, sounds like a porno name to me.

My turn:

My old English bulldog - Hymie
Street - 5000 (south)

Hymie 5000

Sounds more like a brand of jockstrap or a version of Kramer's Bro/Manssiere.


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Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

[UncaStuart]

Another "Rusty" coming, so to speak:

pet+street--Rusty Horseshoe. Sounds like I shudda been in a Republic Western.

mascot+maiden name--Falcon Stanfield. Sounds like the male interest in a bodice-ripper.

middlename+street: Hartwell El Camino. Now I'm getting confused!

[Eutychus]

Goober Annaquatucket. ::sigh::



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[MrKnowItAll]

My mascot/Mom's-maiden-name sounds more like a breakfast cereal:

Musketeer Crisp

My Jedi name? Call me...

Trac-Ker of Camellite

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Carpe hoc!

[Holly]

pet+street= Dusty Bough
mascot+maiden name= Blue Devil Jacobson (?)
middle name+current street= Elizabeth Carolina
Jedi name= Pontiac from the planet Prozac
:)

[Holly]

My husband's are:
Lady Milam
Sandie Mosely
Scott Carolina
Jeep from the planet Ibuprofen

[Manduck2]

Pet-street: Peppy Headquarters
Mascot-maiden: Towhee Jones
Jedi: Mustang Tobacco?

[Doobieous]

My Jedi Name:

Cavalier of Caffeine

Some of those names had me rolling LOL. I like this thread :).

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[Kat]

No fair! Doobieous and I are the same Jedi!

Anyway, for middle name + current street, I get Carol Willow.

Our school was the Wildcats, so I'm not going there.

And I've already done the whole pet/street thing.

[aseymayo]

Contour of the planet Elavil, Goober Annaquatucket, Musketeer Crisp, Dusty Bough,
and the inimitable Peppy Headquarters! Oh God, these just keep getting better and better.

Jedi name - Ni Ssan of the planet...um...er...planet Herb.

[Imthecowgodmoo]

Ragamuffin Clayborne



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[kanashimi]

I've had such great fun on this thread, I took the game to work. All that played were mildly amused but it basically fell flat. What a bunch a protozoans. Thank God for you guys! I want more!

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[Ukulele Ike]

And "Bulldog Zimmerman" sounds like Bob Dylan's younger brother, who went into law enforcement.

Milky Morris

A little too wholesome, I think.

Okay, if we're talking the first pet I remember that was a family pet: Princess

First pet I had responsibility for: Goldie

Street I grew up on: Split between Andover Court and Calle Yucca.

Hmm...so I could be Princess Andover, Goldie Andover, Goldie Yucca, and Princess Yucca.

Princess Yucca...Hmm. Don't think that would sell too many videos!

My boyfriend would be Eliot Barbara. Hmm. Sounds like a transvestite.

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."

[Brother Haus]

This is very odd, but I'm all for odd things.

Pet + Street= Satchel Sunrise (Ooo, he must like the mornings).
Mascot + Maiden Name= Bengal Brownell (Now that's high class).
Middle Name + Current Street= Timothy Lions
(That's got white boy written all over it).
I'm staying with Satchel Sunrise. Out of respect for my "kitty".

[Doctor Jackson]

Oh, my, let's see:

Pet + street = Spot Highway 124 (don't think so)
Mascot + Maiden name = Comet Gibson (1940's football star?)
Middle name + street = Western Maple (That's it!)

Western is a strange middle name, but it fits perfectly with my current street. I've even got a tagline:

"Western Maple - the hardest woody in the world!"

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[Stella*Fantasia]

Caroline Dove.

My screenname(which is taken from Nabokov's _Lolita_) is a better porno name. Though I kind of like "Caroline Dove" better than my actual name...

I also lived on Schoolhouse Lane for a while, but "Schoolhouse" is a little too sick to be part of anyone's porno anything. EEEEWW.

[mr john]

For strippers and pornstars this works ,but hookers? I don't think hokers HAVE last names. Bluepony, you've probably had some experience with that,what do you think?(HEE HEE) Now lets see,
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(first pet, street name):
Scooter Jackson eh other pets;Spatz,eh;Cyclone Jackson(stripper);Mopsy Jackson;Hank Jackson(Now at the plate..)

(high school mascot, mother's maiden name):
Sandie Judge, eh (Sandie Jackson?) let's try University Buffalo Judge no!

(middle name, current street)
Wayne Lorraine mmm well not too bad
CYCLONE LORRAINE! A really wild stripper
I just realized with this information,especially that hi school mascot,Bluepony can track me down. And if anybody can he can.


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" Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."-Marx
"........."-Marx

[Gr8Kat]

My husband:

1st Pet name + 1st street name = Marble Maple
High school mascot + mother's maiden name = Viking Saunders
Middle name + current st. name = Brandon Ana
Car + meds = Maverick Aleve

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[mr john]

can i do car and the most likely drug at the time i had it? Thanks.
Ford of al,Cohol
(the)Datsun of canibis
Rambler of Acid (each explains the other)
Honda of caffiene
(the)Dodge of Marlboro (now if we were using real planets..)
Subaru of pepsin
Colt of cyclobenzaprine
fianally
Voyager of Via this games no fun anymore!

[Gundhilde]

let's see, midname/street: Kay Margaret.


nah, too old lady. ok, mascot/mother's maiden: Lion Ropp


pet/street: Tommy Margaret (well, if i were a guy....)


combo of pets (just for fun): Boots McGruder, Tommy Nickel, Tuffy Snookums (hmm...), Pepper Penguin....this works slightly better for me!


The one I like best is one of my friends'. Not funny, per se, but pretty good: Zvi Northbrook (midname/street). I'd use that one, if he doesn't want it.


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"Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past." --1984

[Fretful Porpentine]

Believe it or not ...

Frisky Inlet.

[Heath]

Pet/street: Cinder Jackson (yeah!)
mascot/maiden: Fox (Foxy?) Blackburn (even better)
middle/street: Michelle Fletcher (BOOORINGGG)

[Diane]

[qoute] Michelle Fletcher [/quote]

Could be worse.

You could be Michelle Felcher

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1st pet, 1st street: Blackie Breslyn
later pet, later street: Ivy Glendale
later pet, middle name: Boo Davis
mascot, mom's maiden: Wildcat Young
car, drug: Sable Coffee

This made my day!

[SanibelMan]

first pet + first street = Loki Bluejay
2nd pet + second street = Tigger Huntersknoll
Mascot + MM Name = Cougar Reece
Middle name + current street = Randolph Buttonwood
Car + medication = Sebring of Ny Quil
:)

*FLASH* from even earlier in childhood:
Mickey Neartop

Friends and coworkers used various methods to come up with these:
Wolf White
Thumper Valley
King High
Ginger Fairview
Moose Harper
Rocket Madison
Rebel Lee
Pepper Laurel
Jiffy Brentwood
Black Dog Spring
Boots Lake
Tornado Jane
Stinky Hicks

[EnigmaOne]

Bunny Espejo.....is it me, or does that lack something?



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Common ¢ for all ages.

[sunbear]

Bohoo!I had no pet!Zero!I'll use that then:
Zero Mitchell

[AHunter3]

I ran the original recipe by my girlfriend (who just said "Don't you DARE give them my name!!!) and hers is...

"Lassie Puritan!"

...I told her to keep her day job...


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[ebeth]

You guys are NUTS!

I mean this in a good way.

Let's see. My first pet...I never had one, but when I was born, my parents had a cat. That would make me:

Precious Chesterfield

mascot/maiden:

Lancer MacDonald (not bad, if you're male...I'm not)

Jedi:
Saturn of NyQuil.

Hm.

[SqrlCub]

How about Tootsie Springfield?
Sounds like porn to me.

However, Zette said it best with, "Snowball Dodd....hmmmmm- possibilities??".
If only she knew what snowballing was...it's aking to feltching but not quite as gross. :)

HUGS!

[Gazelle]

To Yota of Allegra D

Hey, that actually works!

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Most common question I ask: "What?"
Most common question I get: "Are you really hearing impaired?"

[RealityChuck]

Herbert Oaklawn

Sounds more like a bank president.

[topolino]

I thought this was great:

For the jedi name, my mom was the Grand Marquis of Beta Suron

[timmar68]

My Jedi name is Astro of Sominex.

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MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!

[Leslie]

Here's how I learned to do the Star Wars Name. It's a bit more work, but then you get a nice full, formal name :

For your new first name, take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and and the first 2 letters of your last name
For your new last name, take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the city you were born
How to determine your Star Wars honorific title:
Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
Add the name of the first car you drove/owned.
Insert the word "of."
Then tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Lesev Bupon, Snaventura of Nasacort

[Catrandom]

Boots Van Owen, which I think is the most dominatrix-like name thus far.

HA! Zsa Zsa Corkwood! This is most definitely a hooker's name!



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[MrKnowItAll]

OK, Leslie, let's try that out.

Pathu Crpor, Tnuhornet of Aspirin

Hmm. Looks cool. I just can't figure out how to pronounce it.


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Carpe hoc!

[MrKnowItAll]

OK, Leslie, let's try that out.

Pathu Crpor, Tnuhornet of Aspirin

Hmm. Looks cool. I just can't figure out how to pronounce it.


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Carpe hoc!

[MrKnowItAll]

damn...

[Valerieblaise]

Hmmm, this is my first post here, but I had to play along

1st pet/1st Street: Max Diane
Mascot/ Maiden name: Golden Eagle Nelson
Middle name/Current street : Blaise Pueblo

I think Blaise Pueblo is the only one that could possibly work. I don't like it, though. My former street would've worked better - Blaise Sheridan. If only I'd known that I wouldn't have moved :)

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to ME? To something I
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abundantly clear over the
tenure of our friendship
that I don't know shit?"
- Brodie, "Mal

[Holly]

I took this game to work with me the other night and we came up with some good ones. The best was "Tomcat Bigwood". I mentioned the Buster Cherry one, and a Syrian resident (doctor) didn't get it. He smiled tolerantly while the rest of us howled with laughter.

I tried to get the Syrian doctor to play along, but it was difficult. For one thing, he insisted he'd never, ever had a pet. Then he said, well, he'd had a cat once for a few days but he didn't like it so he got rid of it, and he hadn't bothered to name it. He didn't go to a high school like we have here, and he didn't know or care what his college mascot was. He was able to provide his mother's maiden name, but he had to translate it from Arabic for us.

[StStella]

Using first pet, first street:
Ophelia Clark

first pet/mother's maiden: Ophelia LaFaro, that could work!

Jedi name /planet Wrangler of Silica, or do vitamins not count??

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St. Stella

[Eris]

pet/street: Sandy Klondike (not bad, but a bit touristy)

mascot/maiden name: Warriorette Oldham (um, no.)

middle name/street: Ruth Niagara (well, at least Niagara rhymes with Viagra)

My Jedi name (fudged a bit, because you can't do much with LTD): Reliant of Chlor Tripolon

or the hard way: Sarpu Olwhi, Hgucitation of
Chlor Tripolon

[Maitlandish]

Hooker name: Pandora Silver Spring
Jedi name: Civ Ic of Ibu Pro Fin


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[OpalCat]

Sasha Vine

via other methods I come up with
Panther Nicholson
Sparky Main (uh...)

I knew one for finding your Jedi name, but I can't find it... I;ll look...

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[OpalCat]

[should clarify: I knew a *different* one for your Jedi name. It was more complicated.]

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[DougC]

- - - If your street's a number, you just reverse the order. Hence you have 94th Street Cleo. Now where'd my wallet go? - MC

[AzRaek]

Pet+first street= Spencer Thayer. Sounds like a spy.
Mascot+Mom's maiden name= Buffalo Olson...in the heart of America...
Middle name+current Street= Inga Hialeah. The Vikings made it to Hawaii?
Jedi name= Sunbird of Ty Lenol

[Zyada]

This thread is hilarious...

Various combinations of pets & streets:
DC Clarke - sounds like a writer
Blossom 5th Ave - hmmm, make that
5th Ave Blossom - wasn't that a character in Guys & Dolls

Mascot + MM Name = Panther Padgett ... Naw
Middle name + current street = Renee Lemon

And my jedi name is Mirage of Xenical (sounds more like a fantasy warrior character - you know, the kind that only wears a little bit of tattered fabric over the important parts ;) )

Using Leslie's method:
Briha Pafor, Kcacolt of Orlistat

Remind me to use that in a book (if I ever write one). Maybe I'll use Renee Lemon for my pseudonym.

[No Me Ayudes Compadre]

I'm Frisky Sumac. My wife is Zeus Zapote.

My daughter would be Dixie Corregidora.

[Ringo]

Igor Fish Ranch (?)

A little tough; maybe some specialty films...

'Nother try: Misty Enfield

Might work, if I was female...

[Gundhilde]

Emibe Ropeo, Lletaurus of Tetracycline?

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"Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past." --1984

[Sealemon88]

i gotta go with middle name, current street (shady Arbor Lane, shortened to Shady):

Christopher Shady. Very Cool.

My Jedi Name is Erise Mijac Elacamero of Ibuprofin.



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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[PunditLisa]

My porn name isn't very interesting, "Sally Mockingbird"
My Star Wars name, however, is great:
Liser Brati, Rekcorvair of Formula 44D.

[TVeblen]

Omigod...
1st pet: Friskie (hey, my mom named the dog)
Street: Bruce St.
Yep, Friskie Bruce. Sprayed a mouthful of wine across the 'puter when I worked it out.
The second street I lived on is slightly less dire: Friskie Meadowlark.
{shudder}

[TVeblen]

Leslie, you are a genius. I morphed into (drum roll):

Avake Hucin Retvaliant of Hyzaar

Now that is a name that demands respect and croggles spellchecks everywhere. Thanks!

[android209]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28981
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~UncleBeer~