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Shakes
10-01-2002, 03:27 AM
Alright heres the deal; this was some time ago in my early 20's so please forgive the seemingly juvenile behaviour here. I was over at my friends apartment. I went out to his balcony to see if I could see anybody at the pool. The pool itsself was not directly under the balcony. It was more like.. oh say.. 50 to 70 yards away. Anyway as I went out onto the balcony; low and behold I see this really hot chick laying on her belly catching some rays. I called to my friend in the apartment:

"Hey dude come check this shit out!"

so he comes out to see what the deal is.

"Damn! is she wearing a thong?" my friend exclaims

"She sure is. Lets take a walk down by the pool and get a closer look."

So then me and my friend venture outside and take a stroll by the pool. And then it happened to our horror we discovered that SHE was not a SHE at all. IT WAS A GUY!!
:eek: Only he had long hair and he was wearing speedos [ewe]

So what do you think Dopers? Was this a gay thought or not. In my mind it was a woman I was looking at and lusting after. But in reality it was a man.
stolichnaya
10-01-2002, 08:51 AM
Sorry man. You're gay. But don't worry, people get more accepting of that every day.
Snooooopy
10-01-2002, 08:54 AM
But you're, like, Rock Hudson gay, not Liberace gay.
KneadToKnow
10-01-2002, 09:23 AM
Trés gay. I'd say it's time to start stocking up on Astroglide and haughty stares.
dorkusmalorkusmafia
10-01-2002, 09:48 AM
We can always convert you over to Liberace gay. Say, do you know how to make cucumber sandwiches?
welby1
10-01-2002, 10:16 AM
I'm not sure you're totally gay. If you'd gone down there and thrown a BJ on him, it would be different. Then again, did you ever have fantasies afterward, of what it might be like?

I reserve judgement.
Ol'Gaffer
10-01-2002, 01:17 PM
When I was in graduate school, I won our department's informal "How gay are you?" contest. I received big points for the shower squeegee (spelling?), the number of cats I live with (five), and having read the entire Tales of the City series. I almost lost during the fashion segment (as I have none) but victory was mine when I revealed that I was the owner of the Barbara Streisand box set.

My wife was so proud.
gigi
10-01-2002, 01:50 PM
Once when I lived in the city I passed by this art gallery regularly where there was a photograph taken sort of from the end of the bed of a nude lying face down. The butt looked liked my man's at the time and I told him so and showed him the photo [still in the wondow; luckily I hadn't bought it]. We looked more closely and saw a large head of hair against the headboard and that it was clearly a woman.

gigi, that's a woman.
Hey, I don't feel bad; you're the one with the girl's butt.

[it must have been the angle because his butt was relatively masculine. really]
lieu
10-01-2002, 01:58 PM
Please do not mention Barbara Streisand and box in the same sentence.
Ol'Gaffer
10-01-2002, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by lieu
Please do not mention Barbara Streisand and box in the same sentence.

Did I mention that it is pink?
drachillix
10-02-2002, 12:30 AM
{Margaret Cho's mom}
I know that you are gay! I know many thing about the gay. I have a Kady Lang album!
[End Margaret Cho's mom}
Shakes
10-02-2002, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Snooooopy
But you're, like, Rock Hudson gay, not Liberace gay.

Awe, c'mon guys I'm not gay like that cutie Rock Hudson.


Wait a minute;... cutie like Rock Hudson?


D'oh!
Caught@Work
10-02-2002, 04:45 AM
Do you like the Teletubbies?
You are gay, regardless.
gobear
10-02-2002, 02:56 PM
Nah, you're not gay, just near-sighted.
kevja
10-02-2002, 04:23 PM
Don't fight it, kid. LOL.

Hey, a thong is a piece of WOMENS clothing. Men should NEVER wear them. If a guy with lond hair was wearing a dress down by the pool, 50-70 yards away, it would be only natural to assume it was a woman. Same thing with the girlie girl thong.
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
10-02-2002, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by kevja
Don't fight it, kid. LOL.

Hey, a thong is a piece of WOMENS clothing. Men should NEVER wear them. If a guy with lond hair was wearing a dress down by the pool, 50-70 yards away, it would be only natural to assume it was a woman. Same thing with the girlie girl thong.

I agree! but I don't think there's anything wrong with a guy wearing a thong if it floats his boat. Of course, people are going to assume he's gay, generally speaking, if he does.
kevja
10-02-2002, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by javaman


I agree! but I don't think there's anything wrong with a guy wearing a thong if it floats his boat. Of course, people are going to assume he's gay, generally speaking, if he does.

I stand corrected. Oh course, people should be able to cross dress if they want.
Lodrain
10-02-2002, 09:07 PM
(giggles)

He said 'gay'!
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
10-03-2002, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by kevja


I stand corrected. Oh course, people should be able to cross dress if they want.
It isn't cross-dressing. There are and have been cultures where thongs or other revealing type swimwear on men are totally accepted, and are worn by obviously straight, non-transvestite men. You wouldn't see those guys wearing a dress, for example. I think it's ridiculous that in this country, just because you've got an extra X chromosome your trunks or shorts have to have an extra 10 inches in the inseam, with each leg almost wide enough to put both your legs into.

But I digress...

As to the OP: The guy wasn't close enough for you to tell that he was a guy, so why would you even think you might be gay, just because you mistook him for a woman?
Rilchiam
10-04-2002, 02:59 AM
javaman: The OP said that the sunbather appeared, on first glance, to be "a really hot chick".
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
10-04-2002, 08:58 AM
Under the circumstances I think I would have made the same mistake. I had my eyes lasered early last year, and am almost at 20/20 vision, but if I saw someone 60 yards away, with long hair, and who was nearly naked I'd think it was a woman in a bathing suit too.

Also, at that distance SHAKES and his buddy mistook a Speedo for a thong bottom, something impossible to do if you can see the person at all clearly.
Martiju
10-04-2002, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by javaman
I think it's ridiculous that in this country, just because you've got an extra X chromosome your trunks or shorts have to have an extra 10 inches in the inseam, with each leg almost wide enough to put both your legs into.


Don't you mean a Y chromosome? :)
Martiju
10-04-2002, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by javaman
I think it's ridiculous that in this country, just because you've got an extra X chromosome your trunks or shorts have to have an extra 10 inches in the inseam, with each leg almost wide enough to put both your legs into.


Don't you mean a Y chromosome? :)
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
10-04-2002, 05:46 PM
Oops, I think I did mean the Y chromosome. Girls are XX, and guys are XY, right?