vanilla ice

[Sublime1300]

what is vanilla ice's real name?

[Ursa Major]

Rob Van Winkle

You really should learn to use a search engine.

[Cartooniverse]

Yeah, good old Rob. I shot the MTV show, "25 Lame". He was there, and in a mood to show that he has shed his "goodie boy" image. He took a baseball bat, and UNPLANNED trashed a lot of the set. Frightened both cast and crew, and swung that goddamned bat TOO close to me and my lens.
He, and his "People" got a royal reaming the second we cut tape on that segment, and that was that. Really soured the whole day, he was terribly violent. I hope he never sells another record. Nobody swings a freaking BAT at me :( Grrrrrrr

Cartooniverse

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If you want to kiss the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel.

[Kilgore Trout]

isn't it dana something?

: )

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*what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox*

[Oz]

no dana is queen latifahs real name....i can see you watched who wants to be a millioniare tonight....didnt learn much though....j/k

[quadell]

Back in his "good boy" days, someone asked him why he rapped under the name "Vanilla Ice". He answered "Nothing rhymes with Winkle".

Your Quadell

[Steve-o]

Originally posted by quadell:
Back in his "good boy" days, someone asked him why he rapped under the name "Vanilla Ice". He answered "Nothing rhymes with Winkle".

Your Quadell

Oh, the loss we have experienced. Just imagine the songs that could have been ours if someone had only pointed out to him that "tinkle" rhymes with Winkle. Hits like "Winkle Gotta Tinkle", and "Don't Tinkle on Winkle".

[Eve]

There once was a rapper named Winkle
Who said that "a name change, I think'll,
Be useful and nice—
So 'Vanilla Ice'
Will give my career a new wrinkle!"

[quadell]

I give up, Joe, where?

Your Quadell

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"There was no bandwagon when we wrote this"
-I'm The Man '91 - Anthrax

[Stevie Rave On]

Back in his "good boy" days, someone asked him why he rapped under the name "Vanilla Ice". He answered "Nothing rhymes with Winkle".

Maybe he did really say this, although this is also a line in the parody song "White White Baby" that Jim Carrey did on In Living Color. Man that show was funny.

[Joe_Cool]

Originally posted by quadell:
I give up, Joe, where?

Your Quadell

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"There was no bandwagon when we wrote this"
-I'm The Man '91 - Anthrax

Easy Money, with Rodney Dangerfield.
Julio: "Alison, come down!"
the Hedge: "be angry! tell her you're the man!"
Julio: "Come down. I'm the man!"
the Hedge: "no man, be angry! tell her you're bad!"
Julio: "I'm bad! I am so bad, I should be in detention"

...and so on...

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There are no dangerous weapons,
Only dangerous men.
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Joe Cool

[Shagrath Borgir]

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention....rap rock. That's his latest thing. I actually heard his new (well, it was at the time, i think he's dried up and blown away once more thank god) version of ice, ice, baby, and you could tell he was trying to be all metal sounding with the guitars, but rapping. Please robbie, in the name of all that is holy, DIE! :)

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"...the dark side of the mirror always threw our malice back..."

[Joe_Cool]

Originally posted by Shagrath Borgir:
Alright stop, collaborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention....rap rock...

UGH. the whole rap-rock thing is sooooo played out already. It was new and original 15 years ago when Anthrax did the song "Lethal" with U.T.F.O. (haha anybody have a copy of that one? The album is called Lethal. I can't find it anywhere! I'll pay good money for it...) and I'm The Man. Now it's just a gimmick to try and "hook the youth market" because "that's what the kids are listening to now."

BTW, who knows where I'm The Man came from? I'll give you a hint...it comes almost verbatim from an 80's comedy movie.


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There are no dangerous weapons,
Only dangerous men.
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Joe Cool

[SoulFrost]

Rob Van Winkle...didn't he do a track with the Bloodhound Gang? It's rock-rap without a doubt...and it even has a reference to "tinkle" at the end of the song.

If it's the same guy, I would have never guessed he was Vanilla Ice.

-David

[Riboflavin]

Yeah, good old Rob. I shot the MTV show, "25 Lame". He was there, and in a mood to show that he has shed his "goodie boy" image. He took a baseball bat, and UNPLANNED trashed a lot of the set. Frightened both cast and crew, and swung that goddamned bat TOO close to me and my lens.

Hee hee... when I saw that show, I thought everyone looked a little bit too actually frightened after Vanilla went to town with that bat.

Also, don't forget sprinkle and crinkle!

Onto my cake, the sugar I'll sprinkle!
It's covered real nice, smooth without a wrinkle!
Unwrap it too fast, and you'll hear the crinkle!
Don't open it yet, I gotta go tinkle!

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Kevin Allegood,

"At least one could get something through Trotsky's skull."
- Joseph Michael Bay

[Little Nemo]

A rapper named Robbie Van Winkle
On naming himself said "Don't think I'll
Take a bath for a week
So I'll totally reek
If my name don't upset you, my stink'll"

Stevie, yes, I remember that skit. Jim Carrey was good.
Personally, I LOVE the song Ice Ice baby, but thats probably some genetic abnormality on my part. Whatever else he's done, I don't wanna know about it.