Hey! Who wants to FORK??

[ChrisCTP]

I have been elected (read: forced against my will) to start the poll-thread about sex with Satan. All who've been making reference to such debauchery, please make it known, for once and for all, here.

What do you find so appealing about Satan? Is it the hair? The way he looks with a flashlight under his face? The biting wit? The cool job? Inquiring minds want to know.



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[UncleBeer]

Whoa, I won't be stopping by here again.

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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart

[kellibelli]

I dont want to have sex with satan.
Auraseer on the other hand..... ;)

[Coldfire]

http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001877.html

What's that thread then, and why does it list under "Frankie" ?

And urmmmm no, no sex with the Dark One for me. Sorry :)


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[Satan]

Ironically enough, I had sex with Satan last night. Both of us fell right asleep afterwards...

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Yer pal,
Satan

[gypsy]

sorry, but Satan is just not my type....sheeeeesshhh

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Unforgiven

[Byzantine]

Okay... I'll bite.

If there were only two men left in the world and one of them had no penis, no hands, no stiff digit at all I guess I'd do Satan.

As long as he was willing to wear a body condom. And a dental dam. And I had access to a case of disinfectant. And no one in my life would ever find out that I boffed the Dark Lord Himself ;)




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The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.

[Satan]

Ouch...

And thus, the enevitable backlash...

[handy]

What? No post from heatherlee?

[BurnMeUp]

I'd have sex with Satan just for the bragging rights...

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"She's nothin but a little lyin' ass bitch... I know she says she loves you but you know she don't care..."

[Flypsyde]

Aha!

I delurk, therefore I am.

Anyway, just posting here to point out something that I noticed, and I hope I'm not upsetting heatherlee and Satan by doing so.

Heatherlee started the "lyrics you can relate to" thread with a bit from Matchbox 20's "Push" (nice choice, by the way). That's not exactly my first choice for the "it's got a good beat and I can dance to it, I give it an 8" category. I also noticed the lyrics that Satan posted.

I'm wondering if there's been friction, and if this thread might be pouring salt into a papercut. Again, not trying to pry, guys, but just thought I'd point out something it seems no one else had noticed.

Flypsyde

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[Satan]

Flypsyde:

Welcome aboard, though the fact that you know everything about me and I nothing of you is a bit disconcerting. So 'fess up those personal anecdotes post haste!

Now then, I got a slew of private e-mails and messages from caring dopers who caught on to a rift in the song lyrics thread she started.

I will say, since my personal life is on parade (my own choice, I ain't blaming anyone) that we did indeed have an argument, and I do not know where I stand at this point.

More to the point, I know where I stand, but don't know how I'm being stood. Or something like that...

In any event, the ball is in Heather's court now, and I hope she makes the right decision, because I've done all I can to convince her that I am worthy of her love AND trust.

In a nutshell, long distance relationships suck. Enter one at your own peril.

Now, back to the topic at hand: Come on... SOMEONE here has to want to do me, even if it is all hypothetical and hit...

[Diane]

I'll do ya, Satan.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

[BoBettie]

Fine, I feel bad that you and Heatherlee are having problems...So, for what it's worth, if I weren't married I'd do ya'. Well.


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[MountainBlue]

Satan,

If I had to pick between a bad boy and a good boy......I'd pick the bad boy anytime.

You seem to fit that profile..............

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They're not Hot Flashes,
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[Falcon]

Hey Satan....want to help me lower my purity score? < grin >

FWIW, I'd do ya anytime.

[Mullinator]

I can safely say that I never would have guessed that the lord of darkness would have to resort to begging for a sympathy shag. Kind of changes my views on the whole power of evil.

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[Drain Bead]

Satan, darlin', I wanna lick you like a popsicle.

If I had my way, we'd be shagging. Yes, I would definitely love you to play hide the salami with me. In fact, we'd boff on a regular basis. I'd quite enjoy jumping your bones. We'd do the horizontal hokey-pokey, make the beast with two backs, score, screw, shtup, slam, suck, sixty-nine, twiddle, diddle, and everything in between or remotely related. We'd do it all for the nookie, baby.

In short, while I already know you quite well, I'd like to know you in a more Biblical way, if you get my drift. I'd say more, but Michigan isn't that far away from me.

[heatherlee]

lol well couldnt resist responding. I wasnt gonna but I have to. Funny ass topic I loved it! anyhow, No I wont get bent outta shap at you guys for wanting to screw Satan lol. Now if the tables were reversed and satan wanted to screw you then I would have to kill him :) but anyhow hopefully Im the only one he will be screwing for a long long long time. (we made up too guys :) )

[Drain Bead]

And that's a damn good thing, too, Heather. I was getting sick of listening to him whine. You've got him WHIPPED, girlfriend. ;)

[kellibelli]

Heather, dont tell him I said this, but you could do worse than him. He's a keeper.

[Satan]

Drain Bead:

Whipped? Why, I don't know what you're talking about! It's obvious who wears the pants here, young lady!

Heather:

Anything you want me to do, I will! I wub voo! You're so great... I'll do anything for you... My little snookems!

:)

[Imthecowgodmoo]

so who's gonna start the "Who wants to have sex with the Cow God" thread?

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[Sealemon88]

Don't look at me.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[heatherlee]

Heather:

Anything you want me to do, I will! I wub voo! You're so great... I'll do anything for you... My little snookems!

awwwwwwwwwwww and I hope Im able to always keep you this way

BTW you dont always wear the pants when Im around hehehehe (if ya get my drift here)

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Love Always,
Heather Lee
XheatherleeX@aol.com

[Byzantine]

Oh, come on Prince of Darkness! I just don't want Heatherlee out here telling me to get stuffed for stroking your ego! Or anything else. We KNOW you are taken. There's no point in lusting after you NOW.

In all honesty? I want a Satan and TennHippie sandwich. I guess I could be the creamy center. You can lick me all you want! (She falls to the floor, giggling, her fingers sliding away from the keyboard....)



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The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.

Where did you get that idea? We just admire his wit and wisdom. Besides,I heard he only does it in the dark :)

[OpalCat]

<img src=http://fathom.org/opalcat/hmmmmmm.jpg align=left><big>Um... I'd probably consider it. ::blush::</big>

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[kellibelli]

*raises hand*

I'll do the COW GOD!!

;)

If Satan and I were trapped on a dessert island(I punned on purpose) I would do him. Not cause he's hot but because he's Obviously sweet. :) I love you too Heather(not that way).