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Weirddave
11-14-2002, 07:17 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1787791731)
Typo
11-14-2002, 07:18 PM
No picture! :(
alice_in_wonderland
11-14-2002, 07:27 PM
Well, my X-mas shopping is done for the year...
Guinastasia
11-14-2002, 10:17 PM
WHAT????

I thought at first it was a bib owned by Jeremy!
Larry Mudd
11-15-2002, 01:07 AM
You know, there just aren't enough pornstar-branded items for infants.

What's up with that?

You'd think "Annie Sprinkle Cloth Diapers" would be a natural.
peepthis
11-15-2002, 01:11 AM
Okay, I'm not a porn afficianado, but I thought Ron Jeremy was more famous for his flexibility and prolific filmography, rather than his size. Or am I mistaken, and he's a regular Long Dong Silver?
Daowajan
11-15-2002, 01:12 AM
I thought Ron Jeremy was known first and foremost for his astoundingly hideous looks.

Shows how much I know.
peepthis
11-15-2002, 01:28 AM
Daowajan, with that simulpost, we should start a Porn Ignoramus Society.
Omniscient
11-15-2002, 05:36 AM
It's all of the above kids. Size, filmography, amazingly hairy body, and general comedically bad looks. And there was that one with his flexibility, but I'd say the size helped as much if not more than the flexibility, and the average perv probably hasn't seen or heard about that I'd say. Hell, I knew plenty about the guy in college, but didn't hear of the solo-bj until the SDMB.
aenea
11-15-2002, 08:39 AM
Plbbbbbbbbbbbth!

$9.95 for a bib, plus $4.50 to ship it? For something my kid can basically spit and drool on?

Mhm.

Not on my budget, thanks. ;)
Gyrate
11-15-2002, 08:46 AM
Presumably this is for those who spit rather than swallow. :o
handy
11-15-2002, 11:19 AM
I think he is fat too, so when they say as big as RJ, that's not quite a compliment.....
Judith Prietht
11-15-2002, 11:35 AM
And just when I was wondering to get my pregnant friend for Christmas . . .
Mullinator
11-15-2002, 01:21 PM
That's some pricey shipping for a bib. I don't want to look back at Christmas and realize I shot my entire wad on one item.
Padeye
11-15-2002, 02:15 PM
I was about to say a Peter North bib makes more sense but thought that a dropcloth would be more suitable in his case.
Ethilrist
11-15-2002, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Mullinator
That's some pricey shipping for a bib. I don't want to look back at Christmas and realize I shot my entire wad on one item.
You're supposed to go 'ba-dump-bump' when you say something like that.
Mullinator
11-15-2002, 02:36 PM
I wasn't sure if people would get the general thrust of my joke. Plus, that just seemed like I'd be giving myself lip service.
Judith Prietht
11-15-2002, 02:38 PM
I bet you don't even want to know what I spewed all over my keyboard.
aenea
11-15-2002, 03:26 PM
NNNOoooooo!



Aenea scroans, then greams......THE PAIN....MAKE THEM STOP
SwimmingRiddles
11-15-2002, 06:09 PM
Oh. My. God. I'm going to totally hyjack this thread, but I think you guys will be amused.

I'm on a first date with this guy the other night. I brought one of my favorite if-you've-seen-everything movies, The Boondock Saints. NewGuy says something along the lines of "Who IS that guy? He's so familar." I don't know, end of discussion.

Now, thanks to this thread and IMDB (http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0144117), I have learned that the character actor in question. You guessed it, one Ron Jeremy. Should I be concerned that this guy sorta recognized Ron Jeremy?

Oh, and yea. Cool bib.