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sunbear
10-26-1999, 05:01 PM
Check it out: http://members.xoom.com/_Xoom/primall/mahir/index.html

Perhaps you even want to respond. Not in your own name of course.

sunbear
10-26-1999, 05:03 PM
lets fix that:
Check it out: http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html

funneefarmer
10-26-1999, 05:22 PM
"I like sex"
Well, who doesn't?

Zeb
10-26-1999, 05:31 PM
"I make psycholojy doctora". I haven't tried that line yet. worth a shot.

I'm left with a vague urge to call his phone numbers at the bottom of the page and make obscene noises for several days in a row.

Unfotunately, I bet this guy scores like Wilt Chamberlin. (No disrespect intended to the recently departed Wilt)

Globe-trotter
10-26-1999, 05:36 PM
sunbear, how do you find these links? ;)

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WallyM7
10-26-1999, 05:47 PM
I am verry much hapiness for the langidge of the anglish what he so speeks.

Maybe I gett invate to stay for his house, isn't it? But no sex, only.

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jazzmine
10-26-1999, 06:09 PM
I KISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

PurpleCrackwhore
10-26-1999, 06:16 PM
Is this Turkey's new attempt to attract tourism?

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Lucky
10-26-1999, 06:40 PM
I think it should have read:

"I KEES YOU".

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sunbear
10-26-1999, 06:47 PM
Zeb:
Unfotunately, I bet this guy scores like Wilt Chamberlin. (No disrespect intended to the recently departed Wilt)

But I bet the women all have hairy legs and little mustaches.

I didn't find it, it came from a strange person.

wireless
10-26-1999, 07:12 PM
OOOHHHHH! He plays the accordian!
Now I'm definitely going to call.
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Also "I speak...english". HUH?
(Regardless, his "eenglish" is definitely better than my Turkish, so I'll shut up now.)

Lynn Bodoni
10-26-1999, 07:18 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting flashbacks to a certain person on the old AOL MB. ::shudder::

Though I admit that this guy, at least, has some text on his page as well as pics.


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omniscientnot
10-26-1999, 07:25 PM
I'd say it's all in the proboscis.

neuro-trash grrrl
10-26-1999, 08:04 PM
You know what they say about guys with big noses...

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Fretful Porpentine
10-26-1999, 08:12 PM
Maybe if I go Turkey, I can be "nice nude model."

Byzantine
10-26-1999, 11:24 PM
I KISS YOU !!!!!

Yeah, and I vomit on your shoes!

Shouldn't someone direct this guy to: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001932.html

Manduck
10-26-1999, 11:42 PM
Heehee this guy is my hero now.

My tall 1.84 cm

I live alone!!!!!!!!

GuanoLad
10-27-1999, 12:02 AM
Guys with big noses? Yeah, they need large handkerchiefs.



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sunbear
10-27-1999, 05:58 AM
All that remains now is for someone to make up a name in yahoo or hotmail and send him provocative e mail.

omniscientnot
10-27-1999, 07:50 AM
Hmmmm. 1.84cm: perhaps he was referring to another part of his anatomy. And perhaps that would explain why he lives alone.

Gazelle
10-27-1999, 08:33 AM
Poor guy. The other people in the pictures are much better looking than him.

It's like you can almost see where his nose should stop, but it just doesn't.

It just makes me sad.

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10-27-1999, 09:22 AM
Well damn. I tried to go to this guy's page and it could not be found. This is all part of the world wide conspiracy to keep me from meeting a man! ;)

omniscientnot
10-27-1999, 11:52 AM
Michelle: Go with the second URL sunbear posted. It was still working when I tried a few minutes ago. Believe me: it's worth the extra effort...(Not sure he'd be your type, though)

HubZilla
10-27-1999, 02:17 PM
Apparently, this guy gets around. My wife was telling me she heard about this site at work yesterday.

SanibelMan
10-27-1999, 04:16 PM
I have home - car...
So... he lives in his car, is that it?
Yeah, they're banging down his door, aren't they? Or maybe banging down his hood.

BurnMeUp
10-27-1999, 04:23 PM
And what's with that ping-pong pose.... it looks like he stole his moves from old Journey videos.

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BurnMeUp
10-27-1999, 04:23 PM
And what's with that ping-pong pose.... it looks like he stole his moves from old Journey videos.

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BurnMeUp
10-27-1999, 04:25 PM
Oops!

My Bad!

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sunbear
10-27-1999, 06:55 PM
HubZilla:
Somebody found it the other week, and the address has been going around the emails for a week or more. I bet the counter on his page will soon hit that 100 000!

HubZilla
10-27-1999, 11:03 PM
Sunbear, as of 11pm (CST), it's at 103,588!

Poor guy. He's looking at this counter thinking about all these chicks checking him out.

This is hilarious! :D

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handy
10-28-1999, 11:45 AM
Anywone want to tell me how women are treated in Turkey? Maybe I shouldn't ask.

HubZilla
10-28-1999, 01:05 PM
The site has been taken down. I guess he found the woman of his dreams.

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Manduck2
10-28-1999, 08:57 PM
The site's still there - check it out:

http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/Ukoad4.jpg

Drain Bead
10-28-1999, 09:03 PM
It's good this site's still up. There's a woman named Bigguns in this thread I just read who would be just perfect for him...

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