View Full Version : The Question Game
Treviathan
12-10-2002, 11:54 PM
For the uninitiated: every response must be a question, preferable related somehow to the previous question. I'll start.
What are you looking at?
don't ask
12-10-2002, 11:58 PM
Favourite pickup line?
ultrafilter
12-10-2002, 11:58 PM
What's it to you?
Treviathan
12-11-2002, 12:00 AM
Who, me?
don't ask
12-11-2002, 12:08 AM
Did you hear that, where the hell did it come from?
brianjedi
12-11-2002, 12:10 AM
Are you talking to me?
Happy Lendervedder
12-11-2002, 12:11 AM
What do you think?
I think this is more difficult than it looks, don't you?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 12:17 AM
Wouldn't it be easier if you typed with your eyes open?
Skeezix
12-11-2002, 12:26 AM
Whatta you blind or somethin'?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 12:38 AM
Do you know where I could buy a Braille computer monitor?
Kyomara
12-11-2002, 12:38 AM
Who wants to know?
don't ask
12-11-2002, 12:44 AM
Why are you using that tone?
Captain Xex
12-11-2002, 12:58 AM
Stop aski--shit.
Monstre
12-11-2002, 01:03 AM
What kind of question is that?
macabresoul
12-11-2002, 01:16 AM
What do you mean you're gay?
Kyomara
12-11-2002, 01:44 AM
Are you trying to tell me my penis isn't pretty?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 01:47 AM
Well, what color is it?
Flamsterette_X
12-11-2002, 02:40 AM
What color do you think it is, big boy?
Snooooopy
12-11-2002, 02:46 AM
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Liberal
12-11-2002, 05:57 AM
Why not privatize all dicks?
Go alien
12-11-2002, 06:07 AM
And what's wrong with publicly owned dicks?
Skeezix
12-11-2002, 06:24 AM
Do you know where that thing's been?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 07:35 AM
Does your sister know?
Kn*ckers
12-11-2002, 08:08 AM
How do you know I have a sister?
Tir Tinuviel
12-11-2002, 08:10 AM
Haven't you heard what she's been telling everyone?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 08:35 AM
Are you saying I have a hearing problem?
roadrunner70
12-11-2002, 08:38 AM
Did I stutter?
Munch
12-11-2002, 08:40 AM
Wait, whose turn is it?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 08:46 AM
What made you think it was yours?
Munch
12-11-2002, 09:06 AM
It's not your turn, is it?
Kn*ckers
12-11-2002, 09:11 AM
Since when are we taking turns?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 09:16 AM
Why wouldn't we be taking turns?
Max Carnage
12-11-2002, 09:18 AM
Has anyone here not seen "Whose Line is it Anyway?"?
Adridne
12-11-2002, 09:22 AM
Wasn't it from "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" first?
XJETGIRLX
12-11-2002, 09:27 AM
So what if it was?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 09:28 AM
Aren't those of you making non sequiturs aware that you have to stay on topic?
swampbear
12-11-2002, 09:33 AM
What's the topic?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 09:39 AM
Do you really not know, or are you just trying to piss me off?
Tir Tinuviel
12-11-2002, 09:44 AM
And I I am, what are you gonna do about it, eh?
welby
12-11-2002, 09:46 AM
What would you do about it?
roadrunner70
12-11-2002, 09:47 AM
Is there gonna be a brawl?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 09:51 AM
Can we place bets on who will win?
swampbear
12-11-2002, 09:54 AM
Can we bring lawn chairs and beer coolers?
Happy Lendervedder
12-11-2002, 09:55 AM
Have you stopped raping sheep yet?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 09:57 AM
Did I start?
Go alien
12-11-2002, 09:58 AM
How can it be rape if they give ewe permission?
Super Gnat
12-11-2002, 09:58 AM
Do androids dream of raping electric ewes?
Ethilrist
12-11-2002, 10:00 AM
What do sheep have to do with it?
Go alien
12-11-2002, 10:02 AM
What's love got to do with it?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 10:15 AM
Didn't they say, "All you need is love"?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 10:16 AM
Who are they, and why would they say that?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 10:20 AM
Why wouldn't they say it?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 10:31 AM
Didn't I ask you first?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 10:37 AM
Cite? ;)
lost4life
12-11-2002, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by lost4life
Who are they, and why would they say that?
Is that good enough for you?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 11:26 AM
What makes you think it would be?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 12:03 PM
What are you getting at?
iconoplast
12-11-2002, 12:04 PM
Why is everyone being so contrary?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 12:12 PM
Then why don't you just agree with me?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 12:16 PM
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Super Gnat
12-11-2002, 12:18 PM
So how YOU doin'?
swampbear
12-11-2002, 12:32 PM
Are you flirting with me?
Kn*ckers
12-11-2002, 12:43 PM
Do you want me to? ;)
Peanuthead
12-11-2002, 12:54 PM
Why not?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 12:58 PM
Is halitosis a good enough reason?
Treviathan
12-11-2002, 01:03 PM
On the internet, does that really matter?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 01:16 PM
How do I know you're not a 90-year old guy pretending to be a 25-year old supermodel?
mkl12
12-11-2002, 01:17 PM
Why would you care?
Peanuthead
12-11-2002, 01:18 PM
How do I know you're not a 25 year old supermodel pretending to be a 90 year old guy?
Shodan
12-11-2002, 01:18 PM
Would that be a problem?
lost4life
12-11-2002, 02:01 PM
Are you saying I have a problem?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 02:08 PM
Did you know that the first step is admitting it?
Scuba_Ben
12-11-2002, 03:18 PM
How do you get from here to there?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 03:30 PM
Do you need a map?
Kyomara
12-11-2002, 06:00 PM
Can't I leave you people alone for 24 hours without someone starting a fight?!
jehovah68
12-11-2002, 06:00 PM
Have you accepted Jeebus as your savior?
Treviathan
12-11-2002, 06:09 PM
Can I see his resumé first?
jehovah68
12-11-2002, 06:17 PM
Do you mean his curriculum vitae?
RadioWave
12-11-2002, 06:37 PM
Now how long will it be before someone mentions Og?
brianjedi
12-11-2002, 09:24 PM
Who's Og?
Monstre
12-11-2002, 10:00 PM
Og smash?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 12:59 AM
Ogs mash?
Skeezix
12-12-2002, 01:14 AM
You're gonna what with who, now?
Kyomara
12-12-2002, 01:19 AM
Well, don't that just beat all?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 01:30 AM
All of what?
Skeezix
12-12-2002, 01:33 AM
Haven't you been paying attention?
Kyomara
12-12-2002, 01:34 AM
Do I look like I've been paying attention?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 01:46 AM
Would you like to pay with cash or credit?
Skeezix
12-12-2002, 01:51 AM
Do I look like an ATM to you?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 02:03 AM
What do Albanian Toy Manufacturers have to do with it?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 02:20 AM
Do they sell those Tickle Me Aleksander dolls?
Phelan
12-12-2002, 02:54 AM
Why should they?
lost4life
12-12-2002, 07:06 AM
Are you always this bright?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 09:53 AM
Did you know my IQ has been calculated to 12 decimal places?
lost4life
12-12-2002, 11:00 AM
Are you still here?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 03:20 PM
Can I thumb a ride?
monica
12-12-2002, 06:17 PM
Why should you be able to?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 06:45 PM
Can't you see that I don't have any legs, so I can't walk?
Bippy the Beardless
12-12-2002, 06:49 PM
What were the rules again?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 07:28 PM
Do you mean the unwritten rules?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 09:48 PM
Did you think I meant the invisible ones?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 09:58 PM
Are they anything like the invisible twos?
The invisible twos? :confused:
How about the Terrible Twos?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 10:24 PM
:smack:
Do things really happen in threes?
Skeezix
12-12-2002, 10:33 PM
Have you never heard of Snopes, or Cecil?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 10:37 PM
Was he that guy in that movie I saw?
jehovah68
12-12-2002, 10:38 PM
Didn't you see that my tongue was in cheek?
brianjedi
12-12-2002, 10:53 PM
Doesn't Colin Quinn suck?
Skeezix
12-12-2002, 11:02 PM
Suck what, exactly?
jehovah68: Don't you think I'd have dragged you straight into the Pit if I didn't?
;)
Soup Nazi
12-12-2002, 11:12 PM
Isn't this thread a little mundane and pointless?
Monstre
12-12-2002, 11:17 PM
Who let you in here?
Kyomara
12-13-2002, 01:07 AM
Would someone put a stop to this, please?
NightRabbit
12-13-2002, 01:48 AM
What's the point?
lost4life
12-13-2002, 08:32 AM
So, are we stopping?
Morrison
12-13-2002, 11:04 AM
Did someone say sodomy?
Kraig
12-13-2002, 01:09 PM
Who was that on the phone?
Treviathan
12-13-2002, 04:37 PM
Would I look like a total egotist if I bumped this back up onto the first page?
No, but aren't you chilly in the frozen foods section?
Treviathan
12-13-2002, 05:07 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to put the chili in the canned food aisle?
macabresoul
12-13-2002, 06:23 PM
Why do they put the orange juice next to the milk?
roadrunner70
12-13-2002, 06:25 PM
Don't they both come in quarts...kinda like elephants and whales?
Bippy the Beardless
12-13-2002, 06:34 PM
Did you not know that a whale isn't really a fish ?
Kraig
12-13-2002, 08:14 PM
You caught a fish that was how big?
MovieMogul
12-13-2002, 08:23 PM
Didn't you get the picture of it I sent?
Skeezix
12-13-2002, 11:52 PM
Why should I be bothered to look at it?
Jukeball
12-14-2002, 01:04 AM
Can u repeat the question again ?
Monstre
12-14-2002, 01:40 AM
Weren't you listening?
ezra_brooks
12-14-2002, 11:23 AM
What?
matt_mcl
12-14-2002, 11:53 AM
Aren't femme guys hot?
Monstre
12-14-2002, 12:59 PM
Are those... boobs?
monica
12-14-2002, 01:04 PM
What did you think they were?
unclviny
12-14-2002, 01:52 PM
Can I touch them?
Skeezix
12-14-2002, 02:02 PM
Have you no shame?
samarm
12-14-2002, 02:11 PM
Is that a "no", then?
Monstre
12-14-2002, 02:34 PM
Are you going to buy me dinner first?
Eggerhaus
12-14-2002, 02:54 PM
Is that you, Tina?
unclviny
12-14-2002, 03:11 PM
Do you like her better than me?
Monstre
12-15-2002, 01:05 AM
When are you going to quit whining and bring me my beer?
Skeezix
12-15-2002, 01:35 AM
What time does hell freeze over, again?
twickster
12-15-2002, 08:28 AM
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?
Mockingbird
12-15-2002, 11:14 AM
Why are you getting existential on me?
Monstre
12-15-2002, 11:40 AM
What is the meaning of life anyways?
Mockingbird
12-15-2002, 12:01 PM
Do you think you could understand it?
twickster
12-15-2002, 03:08 PM
Do you think you could explain it?
Stccrd
12-15-2002, 03:32 PM
By the way, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
racer72
12-15-2002, 05:42 PM
Do you think 12 kph is correct?
Monstre
12-15-2002, 05:56 PM
Would I be writing this "F" on your paper if I did?
Mockingbird
12-15-2002, 08:32 PM
Do you diddle your Mother with that hand?
Treviathan
12-15-2002, 10:17 PM
How would you like a one-way ticket to the principal's office, smart guy?
Mockingbird
12-15-2002, 10:21 PM
Would you go copulate with yourself?
Skeezix
12-15-2002, 11:17 PM
Do you honestly think I'd ever leave the house if I could do that?
Mockingbird
12-15-2002, 11:44 PM
Can I watch you try?
iconoplast
12-16-2002, 03:16 AM
Isn't it a bit late for that sort of thing?
twickster
12-16-2002, 06:54 AM
Isn't the old saying, "better late than never"?
Monstre
12-16-2002, 08:08 AM
Who said that?
twickster
12-16-2002, 10:16 AM
Wasn't it someone relying on the rhythm method?
Mockingbird
12-16-2002, 10:44 AM
Why do you ask?
jehovah68
12-16-2002, 03:42 PM
Is it blue?
twickster
12-16-2002, 04:24 PM
Am I blue?
Monstre
12-16-2002, 04:36 PM
Are you a smurf?
jehovah68
12-16-2002, 04:45 PM
Are you Gargamel?
Mockingbird
12-16-2002, 05:05 PM
Are you on crack?
Shadez
12-16-2002, 06:37 PM
Did I break my mother's back?
Monstre
12-16-2002, 07:17 PM
Is that why she is bent over like that?
Skeezix
12-17-2002, 01:15 AM
You don't really want an honest answer to that, do you?
Mockingbird
12-17-2002, 01:22 AM
Is this a back door thing?
Anahita
12-17-2002, 05:11 AM
You don't do *that*, do you?
twickster
12-17-2002, 06:49 AM
Can we get our minds out of the gutter?
Monstre
12-17-2002, 10:08 AM
But where else is there for them to go?
samarm
12-17-2002, 05:06 PM
How about into the clouds?
twickster
12-17-2002, 05:27 PM
Do you believe in magic?
Monstre
12-17-2002, 06:33 PM
Are you Harry Potter?
Angel of the Lord
12-17-2002, 09:46 PM
Are you one of those freaky book-burners?
jehovah68
12-17-2002, 09:50 PM
Or are you one of the non-freaky book-burners?
Mockingbird
12-17-2002, 09:52 PM
Don't you love a roaring fire?
Monstre
12-17-2002, 09:52 PM
Do you know which way the bonfire is?
Monstre
12-17-2002, 09:53 PM
Was that the first simulpost in this thread? :smack:
Skeezix
12-17-2002, 09:55 PM
More importantly, is it going to be the last?
vivalostwages
12-17-2002, 11:12 PM
How could you even imagine such a thing?
jehovah68
12-17-2002, 11:28 PM
Wouldn't you rather have a chicken wing?
Mockingbird
12-18-2002, 12:30 AM
Then would you like to sing?
Skeezix
12-18-2002, 12:30 AM
As opposed to what, a duck's ass?
Mockingbird
12-18-2002, 12:31 AM
Duck's asses sing?
Monstre
12-18-2002, 12:33 AM
Haven't you read the farting thread?
brianjedi
12-18-2002, 12:48 AM
How does one read a thread that farts?
Mockingbird
12-18-2002, 01:23 AM
Are there goggles made for that?
twickster
12-18-2002, 06:53 AM
Wouldn't it be nice?
Treviathan
12-18-2002, 10:30 AM
Does anyone else have the Beach Boys going through their head now?
jehovah68
12-18-2002, 11:33 PM
Do you love the colorful clothes she wears?
Monstre
12-18-2002, 11:44 PM
What, you actually like that tye-die t-shirt she has on?
Mockingbird
12-19-2002, 12:36 AM
Do you adore that her crotch hair is done in topiary style?
Monstre
12-19-2002, 01:58 AM
Is that a cigar she's... holding?
Mockingbird
12-19-2002, 03:07 AM
Is she holding it with fingers?
twickster
12-19-2002, 06:55 AM
Did you know that Monica Lewinsky was banned from an Italian variety show because it's watched by families?
Mudshark
12-19-2002, 08:05 AM
Is time the fourth dimension?
jehovah68
12-19-2002, 09:39 AM
Wasn't the fifth dimension a musical group?
MissTake
12-19-2002, 09:41 AM
Is it the dawning of the age of aquarius?
jehovah68
12-19-2002, 10:58 AM
Is Jupiter aligned with Mars?
Mockingbird
12-19-2002, 11:15 AM
What are you smoking?
jehovah68
12-19-2002, 11:36 AM
Are you asking for a loosie?
Dolores Reborn
12-19-2002, 12:00 PM
What the heck is a loosie? Do I really want to know?
jehovah68
12-19-2002, 12:03 PM
Have you never heard a spare (loose) cigarette called a loosie before?
Monstre
12-19-2002, 12:14 PM
Are those planets or something?
Monstre
12-19-2002, 12:17 PM
Did I just not notice that we'd reached a page 5? :smack:
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Could I restore continuity by asking...
So, a loosie isn't related to Ricky Ricardo?
jehovah68
12-19-2002, 09:38 PM
Did I just not notice that continuity was interrupted?
Skeezix
12-19-2002, 11:22 PM
What, the pink elephants didn't give you the latest memo?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 12:54 AM
Was it a blue form?
twickster
12-20-2002, 06:54 AM
Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?
Gazelle
12-20-2002, 07:25 AM
Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
eenerms
12-20-2002, 07:44 AM
Wasn't * Ram On* a crappy Album?
Gazelle
12-20-2002, 08:04 AM
Why does anyone refer to them as albums anymore?
Skelji
12-20-2002, 09:08 AM
Can I go home yet?
Dolores Reborn
12-20-2002, 10:11 AM
Do pigs fly?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 10:18 AM
Why won't anyone tell me what the rules are?
eenerms
12-20-2002, 10:21 AM
There are rules?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 10:26 AM
If there aren't any rules, then why do we keep asking silly questions?
Mockingbird
12-20-2002, 10:53 AM
Why ask why?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 10:56 AM
Would asking why get me an answer?
Monstre
12-20-2002, 10:58 AM
Do you really want me to answer that?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 11:05 AM
Do you want to answer that?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 11:06 AM
Would I have asked if I diddn't want an answer? ,:wally
Munch
12-20-2002, 12:02 PM
I win.
Treviathan
12-20-2002, 02:26 PM
How come?
Munch
12-20-2002, 03:00 PM
I didn't win?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 03:21 PM
Didn't you read the rules?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 03:43 PM
Why can't you accept that Munch won?
Super Gnat
12-20-2002, 04:13 PM
How can you fail to dis-accept the fact that Munch's winning was a tautological fallacy?
No, I'm not sure what it really means either
Treviathan
12-20-2002, 05:19 PM
Umm....so, who here likes cake?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 05:45 PM
Can I have my cake and eat it too?
Bippy the Beardless
12-20-2002, 06:06 PM
Can I have pie?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 06:08 PM
Can she bake a cherry pie?
vivalostwages
12-20-2002, 06:53 PM
Can I get coffee with that?
jehovah68
12-20-2002, 08:19 PM
Would you like cream and sugar?
Mockingbird
12-20-2002, 09:20 PM
Do you want the cream to be fresh?
Monstre
12-21-2002, 12:32 AM
How fresh are we talking about?
Skeezix
12-21-2002, 12:32 AM
Do you really want him to expand on that?
Is it even possible to highjack a thread like this?
eenerms
12-21-2002, 05:02 AM
Did you leave the cake out in the rain?
susan
12-21-2002, 05:23 AM
Wouldn't it be better if you told me what the voices were saying to you?
Treviathan
12-21-2002, 12:17 PM
Can't you hear them too?
Mockingbird
12-21-2002, 12:44 PM
Do you hear what I hear?
twickster
12-21-2002, 01:11 PM
Is it beginning to feel a lot like Christmas?
susan
12-21-2002, 07:22 PM
Are you trying to evade my question?
jehovah68
12-21-2002, 09:00 PM
Which question?
Mockingbird
12-21-2002, 09:45 PM
Why are you asking me?
Shadez
12-21-2002, 10:23 PM
Are you paranoid?
vivalostwages
12-21-2002, 11:33 PM
Is this a paradox?
NightRabbit
12-21-2002, 11:49 PM
Do you want it to be?
jehovah68
12-21-2002, 11:58 PM
Are you allergic to bees?
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