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Knighted Vorpal Sword
12-23-2002, 12:58 PM
Today is December 23rd.

In the spirit of the season, I'd like to take this opportunity to join with many others to wish one and all a Happy Festivus!

Already got the pole.

We'll be sitting around the dinner table tonight, and I'll be able to tell each of my kids and Mrs. KVS how disappointed I am with them. The older the kids get, the more I get to criticize.

Then, I'll engage each of them in feats of strength.

I hope other families will have as much fun as we will.

I may even spring for a marble rye.
scout1222
12-23-2002, 01:05 PM
Ooh, a marble rye.

Now where's my fishing pole....?
el_mono
12-23-2002, 01:54 PM
And as if that weren't reason enough for joyous celebration, it also happens to be my lovely daughter's 20th birthday!!!
Kyla
12-23-2002, 02:24 PM
Happy Festivus!

You have all disappointed me mightily this year.
cuauhtemoc
12-23-2002, 08:26 PM
Halleujah! A Festivus for the Rest of us! It's a Festivus miracle!
Early Out
12-23-2002, 11:27 PM
I'm assuming that the Airing of Grievances will be taking place in The Pit, no?
Kyla
12-23-2002, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Early Out
I'm assuming that the Airing of Grievances will be taking place in The Pit, no?

Alas, the mods said no. We'll just have to keep the rage bottled up inside.
Early Out
12-23-2002, 11:56 PM
Can we at least have Feats of Strength in Great Debates?
anya marie
12-24-2002, 05:22 AM
What do Feats of Strength entail?
Mac Guffin
12-24-2002, 06:12 AM
Lifting heavy things, of course...

You have all dissapointed me greatly. All of you.

Aw crap. I missed it.
Early Out
12-24-2002, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by anya marie
What do Feats of Strength entail?
Mostly, wrestling your family members to the ground, thereby proving your superiority. Tough to do on a message board....
anya marie
12-24-2002, 08:03 PM
You don't have any heavy boxes to lift, i am disappointed. :wally