"Conjugation" of adjectives game

[Zoe]

I am strong-willed.
You are stubborn.
He is a pig-headed fool.

I am trim.
You are skinny.
She is a bag of bones.

I am trusting.
You are naive.
He is a sucker.

I am serially monogamus.
You are promiscuous.
She is a bloody rutting slut.

[C K Dexter Haven]

I am witty.
You are a half-wit.
He is witless.

[KneadToKnow]

I am big-boned.
You are fat.
She is Anna Nicole.

[Sunspace]

I am stylish.
You are trendy.
She is a fashion slut.

or

I am stylish.
You are foppish.
He is a prancing ninny.

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[Skeezix]

*Comic Books*
I am rediscovering my childhood.
You are stuck in the past.
He is a fanboy.

*Fan Fiction*
I am exercizing my creativity.
You are taking that show way too seriously.
She is a Mary Sue.

*Drug Use*
I have an addictive personality.
You are hooked through the bag. (Thanks, Qadgop!)
He is a junkie.

*Sex*
I am adventurous.
You are promiscuous.
She is a slut.

[Mockingbird]

I am gay,
he is a homosexual,
you are a queen.

[SparrowHawk]

I am casual.
You are messy.
She's a slob.

[MaxTheVool]

I am sensuous
You are kinky
He is a pervert

[Shade]

I am smart.
You are clever.
He is too clever by half.

[twickster]

I am careful.
You are meticulous.
He is a control freak.

[Indygrrl]

I am eccentric.
You are nuts.
He is a raving lunatic.

[Leifsmama]

I am polite.
You are easily taken advantage of.
She is a door mat.

I am tired.
You are run down.
She's gone to hell.

[Kn*ckers]

I am an incompetent piece of dog shit
You are a little confused
He is probably better at this than I am...

[laina_f]

I'm assertive.
You're a little pushy sometimes.
She's a royal bitch.

[Indygrrl]

I'm popular
You're easy.
She gets more action than a public toilet.

[laina_f]

I'm curvaceous.
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
He's a freaking blimp.

I forgot to brush my teeth.
You need a breath mint.
His breath could peel paint.

I surf the Web when things get a bit slow at work.
You sure spend a lot of time online.
She doesn't do a damn thing except read the SDMB all day.