View Full Version : Jesus was a jedi!
Think about it...it makes sense. He was simply the most powerful Jedi of all time. Let's look at some of the miracles and see:
Walking on water: Easy, jedi are known for telekineses.
Healing the blimd/crippled: In the Jedi Knight games by Lucas Arts it is shown that good jedi can 'force heal' themselves. Jesus was obviously good enough to force heal others as well.
Turning water into wine and making more fish and bread: Jedi mind trick. He merely fooled those people into thinking the water was wine, and that there was more food.
The evidence is before you, do with it what you will.
Mr. Cynical
01-01-2003, 11:35 AM
Adventure, excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.
garius
01-01-2003, 02:19 PM
not too mention the whole being tempted by the dark side thing...
JimSox5
01-01-2003, 02:40 PM
I wonder what color Jesus' lightsaber was. . .
garius
01-01-2003, 02:54 PM
probably white
Kilt-wearin' man
01-01-2003, 05:11 PM
C'mon, the robes are a dead giveaway...
garius
01-02-2003, 03:13 AM
"You don't need to see their identification - these aren't the disciples you are looking for..."
welby
01-02-2003, 08:07 AM
[Darth Vader Voice] JESUS, I AM YOUR FATHER. [/Dath Vader Voice]
Meatros
01-02-2003, 08:13 AM
Wouldn't he have to be Luke? Jesus, as the Messiah, was responsible for "saving" the universe, right?
So, if my logic is correct, then Jesus=Luke.
I'm going to contact Mark Hammel (sp?)!!
Revtim
01-02-2003, 09:22 AM
It's a holy trilogy Meatros.
Father = Vader
Son = Luke
Holy Spirit = The Force
Meatros
01-02-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Revtim
It's a holy trilogy Meatros.
Father = Vader
Son = Luke
Holy Spirit = The Force
I'd agree with that except for Darth. While he was technically Lukes father, I think either Yoda or Obi Wan was more of a "spiritual" father.
garius
01-02-2003, 10:35 AM
so...
Peter - Han Solo
Paul - Chewbacca
James - C3PO
John - R2D2
and Peters boat would be the Millenium Falcon? Or would that be the donkey that Jesus Rode into Nazereth on?
Meatros
01-02-2003, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by garius
and Peters boat would be the Millenium Falcon? Or would that be the donkey that Jesus Rode into Nazereth on?
I would go with the the Millenium Falcon being the donkey Jesus rode in on, because didn't the Millenium Falcon take Luke to the final showdown? My memories a bit fuzzy...
garius
01-02-2003, 03:48 PM
actually thinking about it then maybe the donkey is his x-wing.
JimSox5
01-02-2003, 04:07 PM
I don't think they had white lightsabers. All I remember seeing are green, red, and purple. But, being Jesus and all, maybe he preformed a miracle on it and made it white.
And I'd say the x-wing is definitely the donkey.
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