Dopers, please welcome my brother to the boards!

[Venoma]

He will be known as Coldsweat. He is big, mean, too good looking for anyone's peace of mind and he smells rather funky.

Everyone give him a big welcome - and don't put your arms inside the cage! Ladies, one at a time please... or maybe two ;)

*hugs bro* :D

[Coldsweat]

I'd say thanks for the compliment, but I'm not entirely sure it's a compliment.....

[yme]

Whoa! I would never tell family about this board. Some things should just be kept personal!

[ijustdontcare]

Welcome.

[Kn*ckers]

Welcome, Coldsweat. I made cookies. Do you like cookies? They're Special Welcome Cookies! ... EAT THE COOKIES, DAMMIT!

Ahem. Sorry about that.

Welcome to the SDMB. Hope you enjoy your stay.

[Honey]

::Tiptoes away with the cookies Kn*ckers made::

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Zeke! ZEEEEEEEEKE!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Wait. I should add that Coldsweat is about 17 feet tall, handsome, smart, and funny. And about 10 years too young for me.

[Scotticher]

Welcome to the board, sweetie!

[jackelope]

Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Zeke! ZEEEEEEEEKE! I don't know what that means, but: Cool! Zeke is my dog's name!

Anyway, as to the OP, my (12-years-younger) brother is also a Doper, but rather than give him a welcome thread I just let him make his own way (you should have seen how I taught him to swim). He's ronincyberpunk.

Anyhoo, welcome to the SDMB, Coldsweat.

[Fatwater Fewl]

Well-chosen name. Mere mortals, faced with the personalities here, often break out in a ... Coldsweat, welcome.

[cadolphin]

hiya

[detop]

Bienvenue to your new addiction Coldsweat

[Siege]

:Tiptoes toward the cookies Kn*ckers made!:
:Puts out a plate of brownies made from the same recipe which won a prize at a science fiction convention -- not bad for stuff made from a mix!:

Welcome to the boards, Coldsweat! I swear the place isn't really that intimidating! By the way, just how old are you? Ginger's comments piqued my interest. You don't have to answer.

Have fun!
CJ

[DAVEW0071]

As someone who has corrupted friends, my own sister, her daughter, and my daughter by introducing them to the SDMB, let me just say...

Venoma, you'll probably get a couple years purgatory, if you're lucky.

Welcome, Coldsweat. Don't put your feet on the furniture, please, we still got a couple payments on the coffee table.

[Kn*ckers]

*ups the baked-goods ante with some cinnamon-raisin coffee cake, fresh out of the oven*

As far as I know, nobody from my real life is on here. Maybe I'll have to start inviting folks...

[Ferret Herder]

Welcome to our collection of weirdos. :)

[Coldsweat]

*Double Take*

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Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Zeke! ZEEEEEEEEKE!
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Ginger! GIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGERR(OfTheNotSoNorth)!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by CJHoworth

:Tiptoes toward the cookies Kn*ckers made!:
:Puts out a plate of brownies made from the same recipe
which won a prize at a science fiction convention -- not bad for
stuff made from a mix!:

Welcome to the boards, Coldsweat! I swear the place isn't
really that intimidating! By the way, just how old are you?
Ginger's comments piqued my interest. You don't have to
answer.

Have fun!
CJ
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CJ: 23 ;)

*Looks between the Cookies, brownies and coffee cake* Why not? *Grabs one with each arm*

Tks for the welcome guys and gals, I'm sure we'll be seeing each other in posts in the future. One more thing:

Venoma: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Dude, we all know where she lives. With my husband's cats. Please, for the love of God, learn how to code. I know where you live, and I'm just mean enough to toss you into the bay at high tide.

[Venoma]

*hides under the hamster wheel*

I AM AN INNOCENT GODDARN YOU.

Ginger: you have no idea how funny it is that you tell him to learn to code. Really ;)
Coldsweat: she speaks of the [quote] function. And I bet she'd do it. While you're there, can you grab a lobster or two :)

[UncleBeer]

Coldfire - Coldsweat
UncleBeer - Uncle Bill

Ya know, you people need some more creativity. I'm beginnin' to have trouble keeping all 30,000 of your names straight.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Sweat.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Originally posted by Venoma
Ginger: you have no idea how funny it is that you tell him to learn to code. Really ;)[/B]
Yeah, I do. :p

[Venoma]

UncleBeer, sorry, he's been using that nick since 1995 ;) [b]Coldfire[/] will just have to deal.

*looks at the rapidly disappearing coffee cake* Would you like to leave some of that for me! *snatches a bit*

[Anita Vacation]

My sister, her husband and both of my brothers are all Dopers and the board is much the worse for it.


Welcome to the SDMB, Sweatie Pie!