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Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 07:03 PM
I call new page!

03-11-2003, 07:08 PM
Ja, ja, new page.

03-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Kneel down before the sprawling, all encompassing, incomprehensible beauty that is "a."

03-11-2003, 07:14 PM
Lie down if you'd rather. It's all the same to me.

Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 07:23 PM
May I simply melt into the carpeting?

03-11-2003, 07:25 PM
Nachos, anyone?

Or perhaps some Cheese Doodles?

**Prepares to watch her fellow a-threaders melt, grovel, writhe, etc., while remaining comfortably in her chair.**

Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 07:27 PM
Quality chairs are pretty rare and expensive. Especially those with the fridge in the side. Lucky duck.

03-11-2003, 07:35 PM
**Prepares to watch her fellow a-threaders melt, grovel, writhe, etc.,

Read the sacred scroll? (or just scroll the sacred scroll)
Speak in tongues?
Transubstantiate? :eek:

Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 07:45 PM
Ulotrichous is a word I'll never use again.
Very obscure is it to me.
Whoa, my x post, it was this.

Xiphisternum pains occasionally bother me but I'm not worried.

Yes! Got it.
Zero mistakes in this post too.

03-11-2003, 07:49 PM
A thing of beauty indeed!


Could I have your autograph?

Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 07:52 PM
Don't think I can help you, my graph's a manual.

03-11-2003, 07:54 PM
Eeek, how retro! Does it have a crank?

03-11-2003, 07:59 PM
For those who appreciate romance: Swampbear and Homebrew are currently spooning at numbers 8 & 9 on the posters list.

Fern Forest
03-11-2003, 08:03 PM
Gee, in the preview there's only 1 post by them. I remember when they were going at it like ... Well, you know.

03-11-2003, 08:10 PM
...Homebear and Swampbrew?

03-11-2003, 08:10 PM

naw, that can't be right... :D

if you don't know i won't tell
03-11-2003, 08:26 PM
We have shown to be Innocently noetic, thriving on our inability to think like normal people.

03-11-2003, 08:38 PM
Joe cartoon is wierd man!

03-11-2003, 08:45 PM
'Kay, I brought work home (again) that I gotta do for tomorrow --

Later, all!

Watcher of the Skies
03-11-2003, 08:58 PM
My stars we have some ten cent words on the page tonight.

90 Down, 10 to go!

03-11-2003, 09:12 PM
Nostradamus predicted this thread! See:

In the year after the giants die
And the second eagle falls from the sky
The world is torn with terror and strife
But idiots only babble for a century.

Watcher of the Skies
03-11-2003, 09:37 PM
Oh, do you think "a century" could possibly refer to the a-thread reaching 100 pages?

Like, duh.

03-11-2003, 09:54 PM
Possibly, and possibly not.

03-11-2003, 09:56 PM
Quasi-rigourous logical explication for amusement purposes often proves itself of appropriate taugacity here.

03-11-2003, 09:57 PM
Really, could I be more pompous here?

03-11-2003, 09:59 PM
Sadly, yes. [/sub]

03-11-2003, 10:00 PM
Tarnation! I screwed up the coding!! That's still no excuse for pomposity!!!

03-11-2003, 10:01 PM
Under no circumstances should we sacrifice clarity! (Getting back to the original topic...)

03-11-2003, 10:03 PM
Victory is at hand....nearly 100 pages!

03-11-2003, 10:19 PM

03-11-2003, 10:19 PM
Whales may beach themselves in mourning when this thread is gone. :(

03-11-2003, 10:30 PM
X marks the spot where my imagination died.

03-11-2003, 10:36 PM
Yammering at the door, Daisy-Diesel Dog dog insists on being attended.
At the same time I am resisting, as the music is good inside and the rain is relentless outside.

03-11-2003, 10:41 PM
Zenlike calm is required, or chaos reigns and letters are forgotten. Blast it all!

03-11-2003, 10:41 PM

03-11-2003, 10:44 PM

Watcher of the Skies
03-11-2003, 11:15 PM
Does this bus stop at 82nd street? [/Bruce]

03-11-2003, 11:34 PM
Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise.

03-11-2003, 11:53 PM
Fantastically slow the board is tonight. :(

Guess I'll give up and go to bed.

Happy dreams, one and all!

Tom P.
03-11-2003, 11:59 PM
I want to do this to!
Just so that one day I can tell my grandchildren about it.

03-12-2003, 12:10 AM
Kilroy wasn't here...but we were.

03-12-2003, 01:06 AM
More panting hamsters!
No, I'm not greedy by taking three...really!

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 01:08 AM
Let all come so that all can tell all the grandchildren about all of this thread.
Most responsible would it be for each and every one of our 30 something thousand dopers to post here.
Now imagine the post count window if all 30 something thousand did do that. Wow.

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 01:11 AM
Oh cruel fate. Certain was I that non would post. And yet, there we are.

03-12-2003, 01:35 AM
Persistent are we of the SDMB.



03-12-2003, 01:45 AM
S! Sibilant S!! Sacred sound starting Sunspace's symbol! So supple, so smooth! Sonic sweetness!!!


03-12-2003, 01:49 AM
Too tantalizing! Truth be told.

Ummmmm....My favorite: V is for viva, voracious poster--well, in this thread, anyway.

Uncommon Sense
03-12-2003, 01:53 AM

03-12-2003, 02:00 AM
X marks the spot. Come on in, y'all.

03-12-2003, 02:02 AM

03-12-2003, 02:03 AM
And I know my 2000th post will be either here or somewhere in Cafe Society.

03-12-2003, 02:04 AM
By Jove, I got us to 92! Come on, everyone, you can do it....let's go for 93!

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 03:02 AM
A is for apple, that fell on my head.
B is for bump, and so I bled.

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 03:03 AM
C is for crud, I was on the wrong page.
D is for drat, I scream out in rage.

03-12-2003, 03:53 AM
E is for elephants who live in the zoo
F is for fleas who always sneak in too.

03-12-2003, 03:53 AM
Gee. I think my 4000th post might have been in here, too.

03-12-2003, 03:54 AM
G is for gumbo, a really thick soup.
H is for howlers, who live in a troup.

03-12-2003, 03:56 AM
I is for insomnia, which I have right now
J is for Jersey, as in 'Don't have a cow!'

03-12-2003, 03:57 AM
K is for kisses, a really sweet treat
L is for llamas, so deft on their feet.

03-12-2003, 04:01 AM
M is for meat, which vegans debar,
N is for nuts, which I think they are.

03-12-2003, 04:03 AM
O is for obstacle, one type of race,
P is for pillow, a rest for your face.

03-12-2003, 04:05 AM
Q is for quiet, this board is right now,
R is for rope burn, which makes you cry OW!

03-12-2003, 04:07 AM
S is for straw, to drink your float through,
T is for toffee, a candy to chew.

03-12-2003, 04:08 AM
U is for unbroken, this string of posts is,
V is for verse, at which I'm a whiz. :D

03-12-2003, 04:10 AM
W is for What am I doing up so late?
X is for Xerxes, a king who was great.

03-12-2003, 04:11 AM
Y is for yellow, the hue of the sun,
Z is for zero, when a countdown is done.

03-12-2003, 04:13 AM
A bit further I'd go, by hook or by ruse,
But I'm a tradionalist, not Dr. Seuss.

03-12-2003, 04:17 AM
Could padding your post count be more fun? We need more themes. How about:

[D]own in the lowest solar orbit you will find Mercury.

[E]ver wrapped in clouds is the planet Venus.

03-12-2003, 07:28 AM
For what it's worth, the thread title after this one was The finality of death
Gee, I hope that isn't an omen for this thread. . .
I'm very entertained :)

03-12-2003, 07:45 AM
Jaw on the floor in admiration, your SBSness --

Leek green with envy I am at your ability to poetically blather--

Morning, all!

03-12-2003, 08:13 AM
Noticeable I am sure was my absence yesterday.

Overwhelmed was I at work.

Perhaps Homebrew will come and comfort me.

03-12-2003, 08:58 AM
Quite a thread you got going here.


Soon it will be a hunneret pages!

That's something to be proud of.


Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 09:14 AM
Very excellent post SBS, completely Seussian in it's denial of same. Well done, I say and g'mornin' everyone!

Originally posted by StarvingButStrong
A bit further I'd go, by hook or by ruse,
But I'm a tradionalist, not Dr. Seuss.

03-12-2003, 09:17 AM
W is for Wow, for the verse by SBS

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 09:17 AM
What the heck (if I might be so bold as to ask) were you doing up at 4am writing alphabet rhymes anyway? At that moment my alarm was about an hour away from ringing. Just wondering...

03-12-2003, 09:59 AM
Xtremely sick and tired am I
And thinking in rhyme, thanks alot!(rhymes suppressed)

03-12-2003, 10:30 AM
Yuck, my sinuses hurt today.

Zillion must be the polle count today.

03-12-2003, 10:34 AM
Aaaaaargh! pollen count.

03-12-2003, 10:46 AM
Bad allergy season out here right now also. My sinuses are also going crazy.

03-12-2003, 10:50 AM
Celebrating the literary achievement of StarvingButStrong this morning. Great job!

03-12-2003, 11:30 AM
Dagnabit, just when you think you have an employee pegged, they go and do something good to throw you off track.

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 11:43 AM
Everybody rejoice! It's page 92, only 8 more to go.

Getting back to work now :(

03-12-2003, 11:51 AM
FUDGE!!! That song "The Real Folk Blues" has been running through my had all day!!! To make it worse its in japanese and I don't understand it!!!!

03-12-2003, 11:58 AM
Great Scott!!! Don't tell me its dying already!!

03-12-2003, 11:59 AM
Great. Just great. had = head in my last post.

03-12-2003, 12:00 PM
HELL NO!!! This thread will NEVER die!!!!!

03-12-2003, 12:02 PM
Hehehehe -- my "new word of the day" today was "ear worm," for exactly that kind of catchy, gets stuck in your head tune.

I personally have J[b]ack Johnson -- "Slow down everything, you're moving too fast..."

03-12-2003, 12:14 PM
Just wouldn't you know it, now I have that song running through my head, thanks Bio

03-12-2003, 12:17 PM
Keep up the thread.

03-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Lurching us closer to a new page am I.

03-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Lurching us closer to a new page am I.

03-12-2003, 12:20 PM
May the hamsters develop ingrown toenails for making my last post double post.

03-12-2003, 12:22 PM
N[b]oting that I have not done so for a while, I now shamelessly flirt with [b]Homebrew.

Oh Homebrew......*smooch*

03-12-2003, 12:24 PM
Perhaps I should take coding lessons.

03-12-2003, 12:41 PM
Quiescent. I'm just... quiescent today.

03-12-2003, 12:50 PM
Really feeling rotten with this Sinus thing today.

03-12-2003, 12:56 PM
Troublesome those little hamsters can be, seem to be going a little slow today.

03-12-2003, 12:56 PM
So any of you don't wonder, here's the (partial) lyrics to the song stuck in my and FallFasts heads: (non sequential)

Aishiteta to nakeku niwa
Amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo
Iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
Hitotsu no mede asu wo mite
Hitotsu no mede kinou mitsumeteru
Kimi no ai no yurikagode
Mo ichido yasurakani nemuretara

Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure

The real folk blues
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
Doro no kawa ni tsukatta
Jinsei mo waruku wa nai
Ichido kiri de owaru nara

03-12-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by twickster47

I personally have Jack Johnson -- "Slow down everything, you're moving too fast..."

Thanks a lot, Twicks. I read your post too fast and now I'm stuck with "Feelin' Groovy." :(

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 01:22 PM
U've now got it stuck in my head too - 59th Street Bridge Song, the Harpers Bizzare version, not Paul Simon's.

Feelin' Groovy! Yikes! Back to work. *cracks whip*

03-12-2003, 01:22 PM
U're welcome, koeeoaddi -- us aging boomers have to stick together. ;)

03-12-2003, 01:25 PM
Voila -- page 93!

03-12-2003, 01:28 PM
Wah! I somehow inadvertently subscribed to this tread. Xed the wrong box,You ask? Zertainly not!

03-12-2003, 01:29 PM
Alas. That would be "thread."

03-12-2003, 01:52 PM
Bringing us one post closer to page 100.

03-12-2003, 02:00 PM
abc def ghi jkl mnno pqr stu vwx yz

03-12-2003, 02:02 PM
Any significance to the two n's, you think?

03-12-2003, 02:27 PM
Beautiful colors tho.

03-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Colors? We don't need no stinkin' colors!

03-12-2003, 02:51 PM
Dot-matrix print was good enough for my daddy, by gum, so it's good enough for me.

03-12-2003, 02:53 PM
Elementary school was where I reached my academic peak. :(

03-12-2003, 03:02 PM
Five people so far just tryin to ruin our fun :( (6? 7? 8?)

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 03:08 PM
Good people, fear not - it's only colored letters on a computer screen.

I think it looks kind of nice.

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 03:09 PM
Has everything to do with the fact that we rarely make it through the alphabet without goofing it up!

Originally posted by twickster47
Any significance to the two n's, you think?

03-12-2003, 03:11 PM
Homebrew... not just for breakfast anymore.

I wanna Homebrew snack.

Just thought I'd get a coupla flirts in.

03-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Kiss him, 'Brew--


--thou lovely loon--


--ere you start--

--on your honeymoon....


Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Kanga and Roo banners start off The Baby Times, By Babies, About Babies, For Babies. Here are the headlines

Loose diapers cause accident
Molar pains and other teething stories
New baby causes old baby to feel old
Old clothes often too small
Penises, 20 ways to use them for fun
Quilts avalanche caused by crazy Grandmother
Rolling in the grass causes end of playtime
Surrender likely in baby Johnson's bid for later bed time
Turning 1, why you should be happy
Urinating with the diaper off, or how to keep Mommy from going to the opera
Vest causes tantrum, parents give in
World baby conference cancelled after rash outbreak
Xylophone recital this sunday
Yogurt found stuck to ceiling thought to be 2 months old
Zorro decides he wants to be called Super Zorro
Applesauce thrown up, little difference in appearance
Boobies vs. bottles
Canadian babies offer oil for milk program for Iraqi babies
Don't pull mommy's hair, a lesson from the corner
Elephants, the funnest animal
Giraffes, the funniest animal
Houston area parents deprive baby of Elmo, Strike eminent
Irish daddies form International Adult Conspiracy, baby infiltration going badly
Jumping for joy and health
Kangaroo costume incident claims 3rd victim, parents relent, Amy to go as princess
Letting it all hang out, a guide for nakedness
Male anatomy, aiming advice on how to shoot daddy
New baby in the Phillip's house getting all the attention according to old baby
Overalls and other embarassing fashions
Pollis twins break 4th babysitter this month
Queen not a real job you can aim for, princess either
Raising your parents, what not to do
Strained pea 2 to be released from their bedroom
The school, a house of horrors and joys
Uptown babies to hold 10 binkie a plate luncheon
Vaccines ordered, babies tortured
Whale watching deemed too dangerous for babies
X, T, O - How to draw these letters
Yellow box in baby's room found to be containing the missing eggs
Zelda game hogged by big brother
Air assault by daddys leads to formation of Binkies for Mouthwash
Boobie access systematically refused to 2 year olds
Candy, how to get it
Dressing up like mommy often leads to baths
Evil girls try to kiss boys, cootie infection suspected
Four boys saved from cooties by dog slobber
Girl's hair pulled by unknown assailant
Hair pulling incident boy caught in second assault, 1 hour time out deemed too lenient by victim
Ice Cream too call BUN says
Jello voted world's funnest food
Keeping mommy and daddy home, a guide to stealing car keys
Lobbiests for more candy sent to bed
Mommy and Daddy watch weird movies
Norse babies and their lifestyle
Orange peels, pretty to look at but don't eat them
Playing with the cat, how to catch it
Quick growth leads to new clothes
Rain causes babies to be imprisoned in house
Sure fire ways to drive your parents up the wall
Trains taken from area baby after wall gouging incident, a formal protest to the BUN expected
Uterus remembrances
Vaginal journeys
What's with all the bright light?
X-rated birthing videos embarass local toddler
Your mother, is she up to par?
Zoos and other forced socializations.
Alphabets and the song
Babies cry for peace
Creamed food blamed for food fight incident
Donated toys just as fun as new ones
Early risers vs. late risers
Food that tastes better when licked from fingers
Girl dressed in blue, confused for boy
How to make your mom whip it out
Intersibling rivalry, how to win it
Juice is the nectar of the gods
Keeping yourself clean, a parental motivator

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 03:53 PM
Let it be known that I've used 78 letters in a row.

03-12-2003, 03:54 PM
My hat's off to the new record holder.

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 03:55 PM
Needed to do something to wake myself up.
Only kinda worked. Need diet coke.

03-12-2003, 03:59 PM
Land sakes, Osiris. That was stunning!
My personal favorite was:
"Norse babies and their lifestyle."

03-12-2003, 04:01 PM
Preferred 'Make mom whip it out', myself.

03-12-2003, 04:04 PM
On the other hand, "Four boys saved from cooties by dog slobber" was also excellent.

Posting role model of the a-thread: Osiris!

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 04:07 PM
Quish! Thank you all. BTW a quish is a quality blush. What can I say? Babies are a prime target. I expect to see a 100 before we hit 100 though. Hop to it.

montana cricket
03-12-2003, 04:37 PM
Really great Osiris!
Simply Stunning!
Ta-ta for now folks!

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 04:47 PM
Under the impression am I that the other three have since rushed off to go ahead and do that 100 letter post. I shall laugh mightily if they all simulpost.
Very thankful am I montana cricket. I just had the thought that the post really could have been its own thread.
Where people would come and write articles for it. Oh well.
Xerosis be damned, I'm sure that thread would have brought a tear to my eye.
You know how funny some of our more literate dopers can be.
Zero regrets do I have though. I will keep it in mind however.

03-12-2003, 05:03 PM
Away we go(again)!

03-12-2003, 05:07 PM
Boy oh boy, me about to have our first little Fallfast I can use Osiris post as a training tool

03-12-2003, 05:31 PM
Can't believe this has not got to 100 pages yet.

03-12-2003, 06:07 PM
Do not dispare, we'll make it sooner or later.

03-12-2003, 06:37 PM
Each post is a baby step towards our ultimate goal.

Fern Forest
03-12-2003, 06:40 PM
From the time since Kat and samarm left our production has been down.
Gee, in a fit of nostalgia I just reread pages 14 and 15. I was so young.

03-12-2003, 06:51 PM
Hey, if you have settings like me, you'ed be on page 116!

03-12-2003, 06:54 PM
If we only had a catchier title.

"Just because I had sex with the entire football team on the field at half time, does that make me a slut?"

"Kimchee found to cure cancer!"

03-12-2003, 06:55 PM
"Lesbian ninja attack squad infiltrates Congress!"

03-12-2003, 06:56 PM
"My baby is a Martian clone!"

03-12-2003, 07:03 PM
"Nude pix of barely legal busty blondes!"

03-12-2003, 07:08 PM
[B]"O[/]rphan Big Foot adopted by Michael Jackson!"

03-12-2003, 07:10 PM
"Poster screws up coding!"

03-12-2003, 07:14 PM
"Quaffing Starbuck's latte causes penis enlargement!"

03-12-2003, 07:15 PM
"Rabid camels: Saddam's secret weapon!"

03-12-2003, 07:17 PM
"Siamese Sextuplets born! Six heads, only four bodies."

03-12-2003, 07:21 PM
"Tiny Terrorist! Six month old hijacks stroller! Dirty diapers hurled at passersby!"

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 07:23 PM
U'all are posting awful fast tonight.

03-12-2003, 07:24 PM
"Unitarian Church revealed to be male brothel!"

03-12-2003, 07:26 PM
Valued, Watcher! Hail! I've been feeling so alone. :(

03-12-2003, 07:27 PM
Will you join me in creating National Enquirer type headlines?

03-12-2003, 07:35 PM
Xylophone-playing proven to grow hair!

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 07:39 PM
Yellow Journalism is Said to be More Accurate than Mainstream Newspapers!

03-12-2003, 07:40 PM
"Yak crossed with Yeti: baby appointed Tibetan U.N. Delegate."

03-12-2003, 07:43 PM
"Zookeeper vanishes! Pandas mysteriously start ignoring their food."

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 07:43 PM
Aliens Among Us! - 10 Ways To Tell If Your Co-Worker Is An Extraterrestrial! [/Weekly World News]

The cover of this week's issue has Saddam Hussein in a dress and reveals that:
a) He's a cross dresser,
b) He watches gay porno, and
c) (the most damaging) He doesn't like hummus!

03-12-2003, 07:43 PM
Zagros Mountains not drawing tourists in record numbers this year.

03-12-2003, 07:45 PM
Barbie doll discovered in triste with Sponge Bob.

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 07:45 PM
"BATBOY ATTACKS GIRL, 10!" [/Weekly World News]

03-12-2003, 07:47 PM
"Call of the wild! Street people form nude wolf packs!"

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 07:48 PM
"Dopers' renegade a-thread reaches 94 pages and cannot be stopped!"

03-12-2003, 07:51 PM
Embarassed Doper apologizes again for spellling error.That would be "tryst." Duh! :(

03-12-2003, 07:52 PM
"Fraud revealed! Great Pyramid is inflatable beach toy!"

03-12-2003, 07:56 PM
"Giant schlong washes up on beach. Scientists baffled."

03-12-2003, 07:58 PM
God's message revealed: "Don't make Me come down there!" (ok, it's a magnet on my fridge -- so sue me)

03-12-2003, 08:00 PM
Heaven revealed to be an actual location -- it's near Poughkeepsie.

03-12-2003, 08:01 PM
"Icicle Wielder goes on rampage: 16 neighbors iced"

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 08:02 PM

Another real one from the Weekly World News!

03-12-2003, 08:05 PM
"Joint Chiefs of Staff hold bake sale to finance Iraq War."

Tars Tarkas
03-12-2003, 08:09 PM
"Kangaroo married man, then divorces for half his money!"

03-12-2003, 08:10 PM
"Legal marijuana to be sold on EBay!"

03-12-2003, 08:15 PM
"Modern day AntiChrist discovered! Believed to go by the name Osiris."

03-12-2003, 08:17 PM
"Nature strikes back! Moose trample hunters!"

03-12-2003, 08:18 PM
"Ocarina music found to cause insanity!"

03-12-2003, 08:20 PM
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."

03-12-2003, 08:20 PM
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."

03-12-2003, 08:20 PM
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."

03-12-2003, 08:23 PM
Quite sorry for the triple post! My bad. Nothing was happening, so I thought I hadn't really pressed the key. :(

I'll go away and sit in the corner quietly for a while now.

03-12-2003, 08:24 PM
"Recall immediately issued for all SUVs, products containing Olestra, and all American Idol contestants and judges."

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 08:28 PM
"Saddam Plans to Move to France and Become the French Ambassador to the US!" [/Weekly World News]

WWN is the best!

if you don't know i won't tell
03-12-2003, 08:45 PM
Too many potatoes in the UN!

if you don't know i won't tell
03-12-2003, 09:08 PM
"United Nations controlled by Mr. Potato Head!"

03-12-2003, 09:24 PM
Vice President revealed to be expert system shell.
Unfortunate that there isn't a nerd smilie.

03-12-2003, 09:28 PM
Why did that post? I thought I hit Preview.
eXtremely vexing, Y'all!

if you don't know i won't tell
03-12-2003, 09:35 PM
"Zoo keepers aren't animal brothers, CNN declares"

03-12-2003, 10:33 PM
Vin Diesel is not sexy.

and in other news...

Went to the theater yesterday to (finally) watch Chicago.
Xcellent flick, except I now have All That Jazz stuck in my head.

03-12-2003, 10:34 PM
Aaaarrrrggghhh. I had to let the *&^*%^%$# dog out.

03-12-2003, 10:36 PM
Even then, I can't friggin read IYDKIWT's[b] entire post.

[b]Fercryingoutloud. :rolleyes:

03-12-2003, 10:38 PM
Great Scott. Somebody give me Coding 101.

Watcher of the Skies
03-12-2003, 11:27 PM
Have no fear, Ruby dear, it'll all be okay.

03-12-2003, 11:34 PM
I went away for hours and hours....and you're still on the same page! Hrmmph.

03-12-2003, 11:41 PM
Just think. In less than 300 posts we'll be on page 100.

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:01 AM
Killed by .hack It was ugly man. I had fought for 30 minutes before I finally ran out of resurrects. DAMN IT!!!

03-13-2003, 12:07 AM
Let's see....is Osiris so upset over his 'death' that he can't be bothered getting annoyed by my slander? Or has he just not caught up with the posts yet? I wonder....

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:12 AM
Mostly it was that I hadn't come up with a smart assed reply yet. :D
Now be warned, I may have to wait for a handy B or C.

03-13-2003, 12:22 AM
Oh dear.

Perhaps we *should* close down this thread.

Quit after 10 or so more letters, I mean.

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:26 AM
Right now I think I should go right away before my comeback gets built up too much and look lame.

03-13-2003, 12:28 AM
Sad. I had stuff typed up for O, P, and Q!

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:29 AM
Then just say that bceause of the angels chained up inmy basement. It's all for science though.

Originally posted by StarvingButStrong
"Modern day AntiChrist discovered! Believed to go by the name Osiris."

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:30 AM
Using bad grammar and typos really drives them man. Bwahahahahaha!

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 12:32 AM
Value dearly do I my "Webtser's Unbridged Dictionary"

03-13-2003, 12:38 AM
Weird, Osiris. Consider the insignificant typo, I'd think you'd value you spellchecker!

03-13-2003, 12:38 AM
When my electricity comes back on, will "a" still be here?
Xpect it to go off any minute (wind blowing, lights shorting on and off).
Y'all keep posting.:)

03-13-2003, 01:00 AM
Zaftig is pleasantly plump....I'd say this thread is quite a bit thicker!

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 01:57 AM
A new page for the masses.

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 02:01 AM
Bleh! Spelcheckers are for lumps!

03-13-2003, 02:03 AM
Could someone else let my dog out? I'm having too much fun posting to this thread!

03-13-2003, 02:25 AM
Dragging myself online just to post here before I drop into bed...

03-13-2003, 03:08 AM
for cripes sake,
get me some kleenex please,
I just sneezed five times in a row. :P

Ifeel sorry for the poor mods who get to read this thread. ;)

03-13-2003, 03:09 AM
Just think.. I'm a college student who doesn't know my alphabet. or: where is my H?

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 03:12 AM
Kiss your pity goodbye, they haven't. They've maybe scanned a few pages, or kept up for the first dozen but there were only, was the count 8? Eight of us who've read the whole damn thing.
Let me make the suggestion that is a Mod were to misbehave a good punishment would be to make them read this entire thread. In one sitting.

Fern Forest
03-13-2003, 03:40 AM
Mxyzptlk is a name I'm surprised I haven't seen around here. Is there a doper Mxyzptlk?

03-13-2003, 07:54 AM
Not to my knowledge there isn't.

Only, what do I know? I'm a newbie.

03-13-2003, 07:58 AM
Picking up a thread from last night....

Re: Osiris's keeping angels in his cellar.

Suggest he's just a piker at it.

There are over 450 of them in my mother's attic.

Unbelievable, maybe, but I swear to it.

Vast flocks of the damned things I have to carefully pack away each year as I take her Christmas tree down. :-(

Improv Geek
03-13-2003, 08:08 AM
Wondering why perhaps the mods are letting this thread continue ever onward.

03-13-2003, 08:10 AM
Winking at Homebrew. ;).

Xciting to start the day with a flirt, even if he doesn't look.

03-13-2003, 08:17 AM
Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Watcher of the Skies
03-13-2003, 08:31 AM
Zealously guard this thread from talk of "shut down" as we close in on our goal. Five more pages! Naysayers please post elsewhere.

Watcher of the Skies
03-13-2003, 08:32 AM
And we begin again. A good Thursday morning to all!

03-13-2003, 08:41 AM
Best be keeping an eye on this thread over the next day or two.

Couldn't miss the 100 page celebration now could I?

03-13-2003, 08:57 AM
Don't much like those drive-by 'kill the thread' posters. :(

03-13-2003, 09:18 AM
Exercise vigilance, we shall!

Forward to triple digits we shall march!

Gaily shall we frolic when our goal is reached!

Hubris? Bite your tongue!

03-13-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally Posted By Twickster47:
Gaily shall we frolic when our goal is reached!

I would gaily frolic with Homebrew anytime.

Just couldn't pass that one up.

03-13-2003, 09:28 AM
Krebs discovered the adenosine triphosphate cycle in cellular respiration.

03-13-2003, 09:30 AM
Let the party begin I'm back. Okay was that a little conceited? Good morning y'all.

Wartime Consigliori
03-13-2003, 09:31 AM
Must you carry on so?

03-13-2003, 09:32 AM
Now is the time for all good "a" addicts to come to the aid of their thread.

03-13-2003, 09:37 AM
Onward we must go to that ultimate glory of 100 pages

if you don't know i won't tell
03-13-2003, 10:11 AM
Plato would be proud.

03-13-2003, 10:12 AM
Put forth all effort "a" addicts to bring us to glorious page 100.

"Quotations From Chairman Mao" got nothing on me! :D

03-13-2003, 10:22 AM
Righteous are those that post to the "a" thread

if you don't know i won't tell
03-13-2003, 10:30 AM
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings.
Helen Keller
Tis a very good thing Keller did not take part in the Straightdope, she'd have been very distraught, I think.

03-13-2003, 10:32 AM
United are the "a" addicts in our quest for glorious page 100.

Venture onward in our quest for glorious page 100.

03-13-2003, 10:40 AM
Waking up undeterred by anxious dogs, power failures and bad coffee, koeeoaddi continues to post. Morning "a-ers" :)

03-13-2003, 10:49 AM

montana cricket
03-13-2003, 10:50 AM
EXtremely nice to post again everyone...
Yesterday was too busy to check in much...
Zounds! We're 5 pages from 100....Happy Thursday to you

03-13-2003, 10:50 AM
You've left me with X again!

03-13-2003, 10:54 AM
Bloody posting delay... <grumble><grumble>

03-13-2003, 11:00 AM
Curious I am as to who will be the one to turn the 100th page

03-13-2003, 11:23 AM
Designing a fabulous post I am, for my last post to this thread on page 100.

Everyone should do the same, me thinks.

03-13-2003, 11:31 AM
Farewell post?

Group hug?

How can we just ... stop?

"I Never Can Say Goodbye..."

03-13-2003, 11:34 AM
Just keep doing it.

montana cricket
03-13-2003, 11:42 AM
Keep on keepin' on...
Love this thread...
Makes me happy....

03-13-2003, 11:53 AM
Never say we will leave the 'a' thread!

03-13-2003, 11:53 AM
No, it can't be! This thread is still here??!!

03-13-2003, 11:54 AM
Oh, sperfur, you did it to me again!

03-13-2003, 11:55 AM
Pish, Q.E.D.. Simulposts are one of the perks of 'a'!

03-13-2003, 11:57 AM
Really - its like being in the same room at the same time when we simulpost. I feel so close to you now. ;)

03-13-2003, 11:59 AM
::Sniff:: I'm not gonna cry...

montana cricket
03-13-2003, 12:00 PM
So how many of you have
Tried to post on another thread and Bolded the first letter and tried to go alphabetically in regard to the post before yours?

03-13-2003, 12:12 PM
Uabashed we "a" addicts press onward to glorious page 100.

03-13-2003, 12:14 PM
Virtually all of us, cricket -- at least amongst the hardcore a-threaders.

03-13-2003, 12:17 PM
Whaddya know, Watcher and Osiris are tied in number of posts to this thread.

(Xtremely proud -- and embarrassed -- am I to be #1.)

03-13-2003, 12:17 PM
Xception I take to not being included in the list of those who have read this entire thread!

You must add me to the list!

Zippy - be zippy about it, please.